Download or read book Swearing Cats written by Thiago Ultra and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware! Cats swear like hell and have a predilection for the F-bomb word! Book not recommended for Children. Swearing Cats is a Swear Word Coloring book featuring hilarious cats! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and funny cats. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: D**k-head Kiss my a** A**hole C*nt Motherf***er Dumb f**k F**k it Bulls**t STFU S**tballs Prick C**k LMFAO S**t Bollocks Wanker Curse the f**k out J**k off C**t face S**t storm All words are integrated with cats illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out! This book will help you f**k the stress away!

Download or read book Adorable Swearing Cats Sweary Coloring Book for Adults with Funny Curse Words written by Pretty Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adorable Sweet Kittens and Bad Words ★ An adult coloring book full of adorable swearing cats. Super fun and relaxing A variety of different designs to color Single sided colouring pages A brilliant gift for the cat-lover in your life ♥ Scroll up and buy this adorable swearing cat coloring book now ✓ WARNING: CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE

Download or read book I Could Pee on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-08-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Download or read book The Cursing Mommy s Book of Days written by Ian Frazier and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.

Download or read book Louis Wain s Cats written by Chris Beetles and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2021-11-04 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Louis Wain invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world'. Broadcast in 1925 by H.G. Wells, these words characteristically foretold the future of the Wain cat which has, once more, become the century's most recognisable image in cat art. During their heyday, in the time before the First World War, Louis Wain's cats, dressed as humans, portrayed that stylish Edwardian world having fun: at restaurants and tea parties, going to the Race and the Seaside, celebrating at Christmas and Birthdays, and disporting themselves with exuberant games of tennis, bowls, cricket and football. This is a titillating world of cats at play, uninhibited and slightly dangerous, with most group activities likely to turn into mishap, mayhem and catastrophe. This is Wain's world, funny, edgy and animated: a whole cat world. The first comprehensive exhibition of Wain's work was held at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London in 1972 and, since then, Louis Wain has steadily become more fashionable, and collected worldwide. This biography contains 300 plates of richness and variety, all of which are reproduced faithfully from the original artwork. This book is jointly published by Chris Beetles Ltd and Canongate Books.

Download or read book Coloring Cat Farts A Funny and Irreverent Coloring Book for Cat Lovers for All Ages written by Topix Media Lab and published by Topix Media Lab LLC. This book was released on 2019-09-29 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring dozens of ready-to-frame coloring pages, Coloring Cat Farts is the purrrfect companion for creative cat lovers who like to have a good time.

Download or read book Crafting with Cat Hair written by Kaori Tsutaya and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Got fur balls? Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!

Download or read book Butts Bleps and Beans Cat Coloring Book written by Brian Hurley and published by Rockridge Press. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Delight in the wonderful weirdness of our feline friends with 35 cat coloring book pages for adults The fact that cats used to be worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt might have you think they always act regal and sophisticated. Well, you'd be wrong. Sometimes they just can't help baring their bums, sticking out their tongues, or acting ridiculous. And we love them for it! Have fun coloring in all the amusingly quirky cats inside this artfully designed cat coloring book for adults. The Butts, Bleps, and Beans Cat Coloring Book includes: 35 Unique designs--Color to your heart's content with a collection of original designs to fill in. Boops, sploots, and floofs--Explore 10 meme-inspired themes, including loaves and teefies. One-sided pages--Easily display all your artwork on the fridge with one-sided coloring pages. Unleash your creative side with this delightfully weird cat coloring book for adults!

Download or read book The Blacktongue Thief written by Christopher Buehlman and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in a world of goblin wars, stag-sized battle ravens, and assassins who kill with deadly tattoos, Christopher Buehlman's The Blacktongue Thief begins a 'dazzling' (Robin Hobb) fantasy adventure unlike any other. Kinch Na Shannack owes the Takers Guild a small fortune for his education as a thief, which includes (but is not limited to) lock-picking, knife-fighting, wall-scaling, fall-breaking, lie-weaving, trap-making, plus a few small magics. His debt has driven him to lie in wait by the old forest road, planning to rob the next traveler that crosses his path. But today, Kinch Na Shannack has picked the wrong mark. Galva is a knight, a survivor of the brutal goblin wars, and handmaiden of the goddess of death. She is searching for her queen, missing since a distant northern city fell to giants. Unsuccessful in his robbery and lucky to escape with his life, Kinch now finds his fate entangled with Galva's. Common enemies and uncommon dangers force thief and knight on an epic journey where goblins hunger for human flesh, krakens hunt in dark waters, and honor is a luxury few can afford. “The Blacktongue Thief is fast and fun and filled with crazy magic. I can't wait to see what Christopher Buehlman does next." - Brent Weeks, New York Times bestselling author of the Lightbringer series At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book written by Val Brains and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 scenes to color in and 20 hilarious activities, all featuring felines and their behinds proudly on display. With hilarious (and cute!) line drawings of cats with their hindquarters proudly on display, this adult coloring and activity book full of cat butts is as clever and carefree as its featured felines. Color in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, or a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high. Filled with hours of entertainment, this is a cat butt bonanza every cat lover can get behind. • Filled with word searches, crosswords, and word scrambles—even pin the tail on the cat butt • Packed with funny yet bizarrely cute line drawings • The perfect way to pay homage to our furry friends' backsides Anyone who is a cat lover—and all too familiar with a feline's tendency to show off its tush—will love this humorous book. Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is an updated and expanded edition, including 45 drawings and 20 activities with more detailed artwork and, of course, more cat butts. • Scribble away your stress and unleash all the colors of your creativity. • Perfect as a gift for cat lovers who have an irreverent sense of humor • Great for those who loved The Farting Animals Coloring Book by M T Lott, Why Cat Why: A Coloring Book Explaining Cats by Theo Nicole Lorenz, and Pooping Animals: A Funny Coloring Book for Adults by Honey Badger Coloring

Download or read book Cats written by Mesdemoiselles and published by Hamlyn. This book was released on 2015-07-16 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Choose your colours, unleash your creativity and lose yourself in a wonderful, feline-filled coloured universe. As you focus on colouring in and forget the stresses of everyday life, you'll find calm returning.

Download or read book Swearing Cats a Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Cats Lovers written by Sassy Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-21 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | GIFT IDEAS | HILARIOUS A hilarious Swearing Cats Coloring Book for Cat Lovers Looking for an awesome gift for that special Cat Lover or maybe you need a good laugh? Well, look no further, Swearing Cats is just what you need. This coloring book is packed with 28 highly detailed awesome designs of hilarious cursing Cats overflowing with attitude. It will provide you with hours of comical entertainment while you enjoy all the benefits of relaxation and stress management. Use Pencils or Pens Suitable to use color pencils, fine tipped ink markers and pens. One design per page Backside of design is left blank to prevent ink markers and pens from bleeding through. Product Details High Quality Matte cover Printed on Quality Solid White Paper 8.5 x 11 Size

Download or read book Swearing Dogs Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults Sweary Coloring Book written by Thiago Ultra and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-14 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware! This book is full of f*cked up Dogs! Not recommended for Children. Swearing Dogs is a Swear Word Coloring book featuring F*ckntastic Dogs! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and funny dogs. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: Clusterf*ck C*ck F*ck off Prick Attention Wh*re Bullsh*t F**ktard F*cked up beyond all repair *sshat Kiss my *ss F*ck diet C*ntface B*tch *ass D*uchebag W*nker Sh*tuation F*cking F*cker Sc*mbag Tw*t Waffle F*cking Love You All words are integrated with dogs illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out!

Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking Paramedic written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-07 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Paramedics Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, paramedic, EMS technician, EMT can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Save Lives of Dipshits" "Your Body is Fine but your Brain is Fucked up" "Patients Call it "Emergency", Paramedics Call it "Zero Fucks Given" "Dear Patient, Admitting you are an Asshole is the First Step" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

Download or read book The Field Guide written by Tony DiTerlizzi and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2023-02-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the 20th anniversary of the #1 New York Times bestselling Spiderwick Chronicles and get ready for the series soon to be streaming on Disney+ with this first installment in the adventures of the Grace children featuring an all-new look. After finding a mysterious, handmade field guide in the attic of the ramshackle old mansion they’ve just moved into, Jared; his twin brother, Simon; and their older sister, Mallory, discover that there’s a magical and maybe dangerous world existing parallel to their own—the world of faerie. The Grace children want to share their story, but the faeries will do everything possible to stop them...

Download or read book Red Cat Blue Cat written by Jenni Desmond and published by . This book was released on 2023-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fur flies and feline friendships form as cats of different colors find that, with a little effort, they make a purr-fect blend!

Download or read book Cats written by Mark Bryant and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2016-09-08 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From beautiful lyrics to madcap waggery, from the prime suspect in a partridge killing in ancient Greece to the medieval monk's cat Pangur Bán and encompassing odes, fables, stories, limericks, songs, nursery rhymes and more, Mark Bryant has compiled a wonderfully evocative collection of writing of all kinds on cats by those who love them. There are poems from Chaucer, Baudelaire, Emily Dickinson, Thomas Hardy, Christina Rossetti, Shelley and Wordsworth; humorous pieces by Lewis Carroll, Ambrose Bierce, Edward Lear and Jerome K. Jerome; and other delights from writers such as Edgar Allan Poe, Saki and Mark Twain. From ancient Egypt to the recent past, covering every genre, from humour and fantasy to romance and horror, and drawn from every part of the world, these stories, poems and excerpts from essays, letters, diaries and journals provide a collection to delight any cat-lover.