Download or read book Red Tails in Love written by Marie Winn and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1999-03-30 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Updated Edition—Ten Years Later The scene of this enchanting (and true) story is the Ramble, an unknown wilderness deep in the heart of New York's fabled Central Park. There an odd and amiable band of nature lovers devote themselves to observing and protecting the park's rich wildlife. When a pair of red-tailed hawks builds a nest atop a Fifth Avenue apartment house across the street from the model-boat pond, Marie Winn and her fellow "Regulars" are soon transformed into obsessed hawkwatchers. The hilarious and occasionally heartbreaking saga of Pale Male and his mate as they struggle to raise a family in their unprecedented nest site, and the affectionate portrait of the humans who fall under their spell will delight and inspire readers for years to come.

Download or read book Maybe Swearing Will Help written by C. J. Nye. and published by . This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maybe Swearing Will Help is an adult coloring book filled with 20 images of amusing cuss words for you to color. Life has its ups and downs, hopefully this book will bring you some distraction from the mundane. Everybody needs a good laugh! I hope you enjoy your new book.

Download or read book Cute Ass Swearing Animals and Other Random Shit to Color written by Naughty Coloring Therapy Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cute Ass Swearing Animals And Other Random Shit To Color - ***THIS BOOK IS ADORABLE & HILARIOUS! Love profanity coloring books? Well get ready to indulge. Loaded with a variety of the cutest hand drawn animals talking shit, you'll also get a few other random ass designs to color yourself silly! Most of the pages are large graphics for fun and easy relaxation and there are a handful of intricate pieces thrown in for your hue pleasures as well. Makes a perfect gift for that special someone who loves cuss words and does not mind a little NAUGHTY. This coloring book is single sided, to avoid gel pen bleeding. A very unique laugh out loud stress and anxiety relief coloring book for adults. Here are some of the captions:*PISS OFF COCKNOB * SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH SHITLICKER * WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU*SUCK MY FURRY BALLS * EAT A SACK OF HORSE SHIT * FUCK OUTTA HERE ASSWIPE * NUT CHASIN' WHORE * MY, MY. WELL AREN'T YOU A BUMBLEFUCK * YOU'RE A DICK. AN ENORMOUS FUCKING DICK. * BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE * I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS FUCKERY * SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS * SORRY, I'M NOT A JACKASS WHISPERER * HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.... AND MANY MORE. ENJOY!

Download or read book Laff O Tronic Animal Jokes written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about animals.

Download or read book How to Swear Around the World written by Jason Sacher and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-09-19 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents information on a number of obscene words in different languages around the world, offering advice on how and when to use them in foreign countries.

Download or read book Pun and Games written by Richard Lederer and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 1996-06-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, games of word substitution, and more.

Download or read book Wild and Woolly Animal Jokes written by David McLaughlan and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy dogs, hoppy kangaroos, hippy sloths. . .the animal world can provide endless laughs, and this new collection of jokes is sure to please us of the human species! Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to animals domesticated, wild, and somewhere in between, are categorized into chapters accompanied by light, inspirational introductions. Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes is the fourth title in a planned quarterly release of joke books. This hilarious collection of animal humor is ideal for anyone looking for clean, good-humored content they can trust.

Download or read book Noah s Favorite Animal Jokes written by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2014-08-01 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves to hear a good animal joke--and who better to share a few than the world's first floating zookeeper himself? Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is a brand-new collection of five hundred jokes--categorized by animal--sure to make anyone laugh. From talking dogs to cranky gorillas to chickens that cross the road, Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is packed with classic, crazy, and/or corny stories, riddles, and one-liners appropriate for any age group. Here is fun you can trust!

Download or read book Animal Jokes Facts written by John Townsend and published by The Salariya Book Company. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious, fact-packed joke book will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. It features dozens of gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, themed around the gross and gruesome aspects of the animal kingdom, along with bite-sized information about the topics covered. Find out about scary polar bears, the horrible habits of hippos, gigantic crocodiles and the disgusting diet of vultures. Hold onto your sides and dive in!

Download or read book Teacher Swears written by I. Love Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-12 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."

Download or read book Dinosaur Jokes written by and published by Children's Press. This book was released on 1988 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.

Download or read book I F cking Love You written by Sasha O'Hara and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the Creator of the Best Seller Calm the F*ck Down, Sasha is Back with Another Hilarious Coloring Adventure about Love! I f*cking Love You is the perfect ode to real love - as in your darling snores like a chainsaw and leaves their dirty socks on the floor but you still love them damnit.When the honeymoon is over and the flames aren't burning as hot as your special someone's farts under the covers, get out your pens and pencils and color the things you can't say.Melt your tension away with these beautiful and hilarious pages. Relax and unwind even when love feels like a four-letter word. Express your affection in all its sometimes awkward and snarky glory. Over 45 Single-Sided Coloring Pages Color Test Page Included Ranges from Moderate to Detailed in Complexity. You Choose What You Want to Color Based on Your Mood. A Variety of Beautiful Designs Including Hearts, Flowers, Animals and Abstract Doodles Each Page Has its Own Subversive Saying, Like: "I'm sorry we fought, I hate it when you're wrong", "I love you more than I did yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off", "You're an asshole. But you're MY asshole", "As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy", "Pumped to get Humped", and many, many more. Contains Adult Language. www.sashaohara.com What people are saying about Sasha's Adult Coloring Books "Love, love, love this coloring book! I've recently become addicted to coloring as a way to relieve stress at the end of the day...This one is AMAZING! It's got great pages that are amusing and beautifully drawn. This is my new favorite in my collection."- Nicole F. "Coloring is FUN, especially in this book! This is a great, fun and stress-relieving book! The sayings make me smile, the words and illustrations are fun to color... and sometimes they resonate so much that they end up on my refrigerator!!!" - Celia G. "I love Sasha's sarcastic way of thinking. Right up my alley. Sasha never disappoints." - Tabatha H. "Great way to end a tough day. What a fantastic addition to the adult coloring book scene. Great illustrations and cheeky, but uplifting messages. I am really enjoying this book and the stress relief it provides after a busy day." - SK "Another totally awesome book by Sasha O'Hara! Lots of laughs too!! I love ALL of Sasha O'Hara's books and have them all!! I highly recommend all of her books, they will brighten any day and make you laugh and smile!! Her pages are so fun!!!" - AR

Download or read book How to Swear Around the World written by Jason Sacher and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-09-07 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With this helpful guide, learn to tell people off like a native no matter where you are in the world. An essential phrasebook for the world traveler, How to Swear Around the World features dozens of favorite curses, insults, and sayings from all over the globe. Get rid of a pesky hanger-on in Brazil by telling him to dig for potatoes—vai ceifar batatas. To express disgust toward your brown-nosing German friend, accuse him of being a bicycle-rider—radfahrer, or tell someone off in Laos by letting him know you think his mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs—Ma see mea mung! Make new friends and enemies abroad with this handy guide filled with fighting words, scatological expressions, dozens of ways to insult someone’s mother, and many other suitably offensive phrases. Also features phonetic pronunciations and handy illustrations to provide guidance to these colorful exclamations. “As useful as it is hilarious, Sacher’s How to Swear Around the World teaches readers all kinds of vulgar phrases in dozens of different languages. Feel free to call Expedia and curse out their airfare prices using any of the book’s quotes.” —Complex.com

Download or read book My Grandma Likes to Say written by Denise Brennan-Nelson and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2013-08-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following in the footsteps of My Momma Likes to Say comes the charming My Grandma Likes to Say. Thousands of proverbs and idioms can be found in the English language. Derived from many different sources, these expressions are a wonderful link to history and culture, and can be an instructive tool in language education. "That's a horse of a different color My grandma likes to say. I'm not sure what she means But I like it anyway. Polka dots and stripes. Yellow, orange, and blue. What color would a horse be If it were up to YOU?" Original paintings conceived from a child's point of view provide a hilarious visual interpretation of those sayings oft-quoted by the 'senior' members of our families.Denise Brennan-Nelson also wrote Someday Is Not a Day of the Week, winner of an IRA Children's Choice award. Atireless promoter and enthusiastic speaker, Denise visits countless schools and educational conferences each year, and runs a motivational speaking program through her company Goosebumps. She lives with her family in Howell, Michigan. In addition to the "Likes to Say" books, Jane Monroe Donovan has illustrated three other titles for Sleeping Bear Press, including the bookseller holiday favorite Winter's Gift and the recently released Black Beauty's Early Days in the Meadow. Jane lives in Pinckney, Michigan.

Download or read book Swearing in English written by Tony McEnery and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2004-06 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swearing is an everyday part of the language of most speakers of modern English. This corpus-informed account describes swearing and its social function, with a particular focus on the relationship between swearing and abuse.

Download or read book Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults written by Swear Words Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-31 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults features 44 swearing, cheeky little creatures designed to calm you down and provide stress relief. Each one of these pages has been expertly designed with plenty of different designs, much more than you get in other coloring books. Unique coloring pages specially designed for this 2017 edition. Featuring cats, reptiles, elephants, monkeys, fish and loads of other animals from the animal kingdom. There is something inside this swear word coloring book to suit all people. If you love animsls, you will like this book. Click to see inside, size is 8.5" x 11" so a large big coloring book for adults. Plenty of rude curse words so only suitable for people with a good sense of humor and light hearted nature. Order your Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults with Cheeky Swearing Animals today and relax and unwind.

Download or read book Cute as F ck written by Caitlin Peterson and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cute creatures meet curse words in this hilarious new coloring book What’s better than baby animals? Baby animals who are cute as f*ck! In this latest installment of our best-selling swear word coloring book series, you’ll meet a mother*cking bunny who is as soft as sh*t and a little puppy who cuddles like a bada**. Including 30 black-and-white illustrations, this is the perfect book for the sweary animal lover in your life!