Download or read book Swear Like It s Mother Fucking Halloween written by Willow Berry and published by . This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 Gift For HALLOWEEN. Quick question: What's spooky, funny, and provides hours of fun? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. Give the gift of laughter! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work, relationships, family gatherings, and other unnecessarily stressful situations. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 40 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 80 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Perfect humorous gift for family, friends, coworkers, parties, trick-or-treat, and gift exchanges. Great as a gift or for yourself! Give the gift of laughter. Treat yourself, someone you love... or someone you hate!
Download or read book Whychoose Halloween Witches written by Amelia Shaw and published by Harley Romance Publishing. This book was released on with total page 669 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Magic is never far from those who seek it… it dwells close at hand, just beyond the reach of ordinary humans, accessible only to those born to it. Join Ruby, Bella, and Tiffany on the adventure of a lifetime as they come face-to-face with the twisted secrets of the past, powerful generational curses, and the jealous affections of their very own triads of sexy wolf shifters! Will these best friends forever secure their coveted Happily Ever Afters and save the families they’ve always dreamed of? Or have these three young witches cast their last spell? Boxset includes: - Alpha Magic - Pack Magic - Wolf Magic Grab this fun, magical, and dramalicious omnibus today to read all three of Amelia Shaw’s Whychoose Witches trilogy! Fans of Twilight and Practical Magic will devour this slow burn, coming of age, reverse harem paranormal romance series which promises that Fate makes no mistakes! Keywords: boxset, collection, anthology, paranormal romance, witches, wolf shifters, reverse harem, menage, happily ever after.
Download or read book Everybody Curses I Swear written by Carrie Keagan and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-01-10 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Carrie Keagan's "naughty interviews with Hollywood's elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname 'Barbara Walters on Acid.' She's gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she's been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood's most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances--including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice--she's got crazy stories to tell"--
Download or read book Halloween Carnival Volume 3 written by Kelley Armstrong and published by Hydra. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kelley Armstrong, Kate Maruyama, Michael McBride, Taylor Grant, and Greg Chapman unleash the unsettled spirits of the past in five frightening stories collected by celebrated editor, author, and horror guru Brian James Freeman. THE WAY LOST by Kelley Armstrong The kids in Franklin don’t ask questions. Each Halloween, one of them disappears into the forest. Dale promised his mother he’d never go into the woods alone. But the kids in Franklin also lie. LA CALAVERA by Kate Maruyama The Día de los Muertos Festival at the Hollywood Cemetery used to be ours. Now, without Jasmine, it’s only right that I go one last time in her honor—before I let her go for good. . . . THE DEVIL’S DUE by Michael McBride Pine Springs, Colorado, has prospered for generations by honoring its traditions and its promises. Then one man refuses to do his civic duty—and the price he must pay is fatally steep. A THOUSAND ROOMS OF DARKNESS by Taylor Grant Samhainophobia: an irrational fear of Halloween. Phasmophobia: an irrational fear of ghosts. For Anne, these terrors are more rational than she knows. THE LAST NIGHT OF OCTOBER by Greg Chapman Every year, one little boy wearing a grotesque Frankenstein mask comes knocking at Gerald’s door. Gerald has always managed to avoid him . . . until this year.
Download or read book Deadly Obsession written by Maggie Shayne and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2014-11-25 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An arsonist threatens the future between a detective and a self-help expert in this romantic suspense novel by a New York Times–bestselling author. Rachel de Luca has a bad feeling about the new woman in Detective Mason Brown’s life, the nurse taking care of him after he’s injured in the line of duty. She’d like to think it’s just jealousy, but intuition tells her it’s something more, maybe something dangerous. Mason knows Rachel’s wary of commitment, and asking her to stay when he’s in this condition would be the worst thing for their relationship. Then they receive chilling news that drives everything else from their minds. Mason’s psychotic sister-in-law has escaped from custody, putting her sons—the nephews he’s raising—in the crosshairs. When his house is burned to the ground, he and Rachel are relieved that there are no bodies in the smoldering rubble, but now his nephews are missing and the clock is ticking. As Mason and Rachel try to find the boys, she senses a new and unexpected danger stalking them. Soon, everyone close to Mason is in deadly peril—Rachel more than anyone. Praise for Deadly Obsession “An exciting mystery involving a great couple. . . . You can’t help but love them, the boys, and their dogs. Maggie Shayne writes great stories, and Deadly Obsession doesn’t fail to deliver.” —Fresh Fiction
Download or read book The Curse of Hostal La Parata written by Johnathan Currier and published by Author House. This book was released on 2014-09-11 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GLAM
Download or read book Her Halloween Treat written by Tiffany Reisz and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2016-10-01 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trick…or wicked treat! It was a devastating dirty trick—Joey Silvia just found out her boyfriend of two years is married. What. A. Dick. Joey knows her best chance to get over one guy is to get under another. Of course, heading home to her family's remote cabin in Oregon poses some challenges in the "available men" department…until she discovers this cabin comes with its own hot handyman! Holy crap, Chris Steffensen. When did her brother's best friend turn into a hard-bodied pile of blond-bearded hotness? He's the perfect Halloween treat—and a surprisingly dirty rebound guy. For a couple of weeks, anyway. Except that Chris has other ideas…like proving to Joey that this blast from the past is a whole lot more than a naughty Halloween hookup.
Download or read book Behind the Wall of Sleep written by James D.F. Hannah and published by Down & Out Books. This book was released on 2021-11-29 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the kind of offer only Henry Malone would get: Local strip club owner Wallace “Bada” Bingham wants Henry to run for sheriff of Parker County, West Virginia, and he’s willing to back the candidacy. But while Henry considers the proposal, Bingham’s got an additional job offer: Investigate the robbery of a money-counting room at a washed-up country musician’s concert. Indecent proposals, semi-pro wrestlers, and a dead body soon follow, and Henry, along with his well-armed A.A. sponsor Woody, soon discover Bingham’s not telling him everything. To find the answers, catch the killer, and retrieve the money, Henry and Woody must put everything at risk and confront the forces who want control of Parker County—no matter what the costs, or who has to die. Praise for Books in the Henry Malone Series: “James D.F. Hannah is the real deal… (He) shows with this book he has no trouble holding his own against Robert B. Parker and Lawrence Block.” —Dave Zeltserman, author of Small Crimes and Pariah, for She Talks to Angels “Friend of the Devil is a blisteringly paced tour-de-force of the American underbelly, packed with crackling dialogue and pulse-pounding violence.” —Nick Kolakowski, author of Boise Longpig Hunting Club and Absolute Unit
Download or read book Moms Who Drink and Swear written by Nicole Knepper and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Download or read book The Accidental Dragon written by Dakota Cassidy and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2015-02-03 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From national bestselling author Dakota Cassidy comes the latest in a series that "gets better and better with each book" (Bitten By Books). Firefighter McAllister “Mick” Malone knows he has a protective streak, especially when it comes to his deceased best friend’s sister, Tessa. But after twenty-five years of verbal sparring, Mick can’t help but notice that their recent arguments have started to feel a lot like foreplay. And while Tessa knows exactly what to say to get him going, Mick is thrown for a loop when he actually starts breathing fire. Antique-store owner Tessa Preston has loved Mick Malone since she was ten years old—not that she’d ever admit it. Fighting with Mick is the only thing keeping her from an embarrassing romantic confession, but when the sexy firefighter accidentally ingests some ancient dragon scales masquerading as powdered aspirin, Tessa finds herself handling something much hotter than long-simmering sexual tension…
Download or read book Chimera written by Marley Lynn and published by Little Fish Publishing. This book was released on with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This young adult urban fantasy features angels and demons, first loves and fate! The only thing worse than finding out that my mom is a demon fighter, is the fact that I’m expected to take her place when she suddenly goes missing. The secret group that battles paranormal activity in my rural town assures me I’ve got what it takes, but my presence seems to seriously piss off the spirits. Mom's buddies can't figure out why I've suddenly become a target, and while it's certainly a concern for me, I’ve got other things on my mind. The guy I’ve always hoped would notice me suddenly has, and I’m finding out we’ve got a lot more in common than just agreeing that he’s hot. Unfortunately, he's not the only guy interested in me. Jimmy—the local weirdo—is also part of my new paranormal crew... and is intent on protecting me. It’s hard to flirt with one guy while I’ve got another one tailing me. As if that wasn't enough, my BFF is mad I'm not returning her calls, and I can't tell her it's because I'm busy bullying poltergeists. Now, a vicious underworld hound has been released to hunt me and dark voices are calling my name. I'm questioning if I'm even one of the good guys—or if I might instead actually belong to the other side. Chimera is a young adult paranormal urban fantasy novel with non-stop action. It contains a spunky heroine, one best friend with no idea what’s going on, paranormal investigations gone awry… and two boys who both like the same girl - who is just trying to stay alive. Keywords: paranormal, paranormal thriller, paranormal mystery, mystery, thriller, urban fantasy, UF, funny, humorous, supernatural, paranormal books, paranormal investigation, supernatural series, urban fantasy adventure, supernatural books, urban fantasy series, UF Series, paranormal mystery series, supernatural series, paranormal series, paranormal thriller series, paranormal mystery series, paranormal investigator series, paranormal investigation series
Download or read book Halloween Ends The Official Movie Novelization written by Paul Brad Logan and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2022-10-18 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The official novelization of the highly anticipated finale of the iconic Halloween horror franchise. Halloween Ends is the final film installment in director David Gordon Green's trilogy, written by Green, Chris Bernier, Paul Brad Logan, Danny McBride. The successful trilogy of films that includes Halloween (2018) and Halloween Kills is the thirteenth installment in the Halloween franchise. The film is produced by Malek Akkad, Jason Blum and Bill Block.
Download or read book When Light Left Us written by Leah Thomas and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: William C. Morris YA Debut Award finalist Leah Thomas crafts a wholly unique and compelling story about the aftermath of a family’s alien encounter.
Download or read book Swear Like a Mother Fucking Nurse written by Pact Coloring Publication and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-14 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift idea for nurses? Then This Nurse Swear Word adult coloring book is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of Nurse swear words to color! These pages of cuss words and dirty phrases are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and makes a great present for nurse who curse like a sailor! This funny Nurse coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths! Nurse coloring book Features: ✔30 unique designs of Funny & hot Word In various styles. ✔Large 8.5 x 11" format, proffesional quality design. ✔Suitable for markers, gel pens, coloring pencils, fine liners, water colors. ✔Designs range from simple to more complex for every skill level. ✔ Gift Ides On birthday, Christmas, Valentine's day, Back to school, Easter day or Halloween BUY NOW AND START COLORING...
Download or read book This Halloween Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Hollie Chapman and published by . This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 Gift For HALLOWEEN. Quick question: What's spooky, funny, and provides hours of fun? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. Give the gift of laughter! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work, relationships, family gatherings, and other unnecessarily stressful situations. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 40 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 80 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Perfect humorous gift for family, friends, coworkers, parties, trick-or-treat, and gift exchanges. Great as a gift or for yourself! Give the gift of laughter. Treat yourself, someone you love... or someone you hate!
Download or read book Trick or Treat for Her Stepdad written by A.D. Barnes and published by Steemies. This book was released on 2021-10-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I tricked my stepdad, but it turned into a treat. Coming home for the annual Halloween block party was a last minute decision. I didn't have a costume, so I raided Mom's box from Halloweens past. When my stepdad mistakes me for my mom I think it's funny, until he starts touching me, then I can't think at all. What will he do when I tell him, will he stop, or will he keep going?
Download or read book The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater written by Alanna Okun and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater is a memoir about life truths learned through crafting. People who craft know things. They know how to transform piles of yarn into sweaters and scarves. They know that some items, like woolen bikini tops, are better left unknit. They know that making a hat for a newborn baby isn’t just about crafting something small but appreciating the beginnings of life, which sometimes helps make peace with the endings. They know that if you knit your boyfriend a sweater, your relationship will most likely be over before the last stitch. Alanna Okun knows that crafting keeps her anxiety at bay. She knows that no one will ever be as good a knitting teacher as her beloved grandmother. And she knows that even when we can’t control anything else, we can at least control the sticks, string, and fabric right in front of us. Okun lays herself bare and takes readers into the parts of themselves they often keep hidden. Yet at the same time she finds humor in the daily indignities all crafters must face (like when you catch the dreaded Second Sock Syndrome and can’t possibly finish the second in a pair). Okun has written a book that will speak to anyone who has said to themselves, or to everyone within earshot, “I made that.”
