Download or read book Southern Fried Sass Volume 1 written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian ~ ‘Cause it’s just not right to eat your friends. Here they are! The first THREE stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place! Bubble, bubble, you got trouble? Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double. No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass! Somebody wake up Daisy! OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES! Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman. Take a load off. Put your feet up. And, enjoy! XOXO Julia

Download or read book Southern Fried Sass written by Ginger Minj and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-11-07 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RuPaul’s Drag Race superstar Ginger Minj shares her favorite recipes, best advice, and wildest stories in this hilarious book that’s part memoir, part cookbook. Perfect for fans of Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood. Drag icon Ginger Minj brings her signature humor and sass to this tongue-in-cheek memoir-cum-life manual-cum-cookbook. Featuring Ginger’s favorite Southern-inspired recipes, Southern Fried Sass showcases some of her most vulnerable and celebratory moments, revealing the most valuable lessons she’s learned after years in drag and the pearls of wisdom she’s gleaned from her grandmother’s personal brand of Southern resilience. You’ll cheer for Ginger as she spills the tea with exclusive behind-the-scenes details from three seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race and offers her best advice on everything from contouring to cooking and setting the table for a full-on Southern-style Thanksgiving dinner. Did we say dinner? Here, you’ll find more than fifty recipes, including The Minx’s Sick’ning Scalloped Pineapple Paradise, Red Barn BBQ Ribs platter, Better Than Sex cake, and countless other decadent desserts. From fighting for what you’re worth to looking good on a motorcycle as a big girl to finding love while also making damn good cupcakes, this is the perfect gift for anyone who wants to live their best life.

Download or read book Dragon Guard Berserkers Volume 1 written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-03-19 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ancient, Angry, and Looking for Vengeance. These aren’t your momma’s Dragons. Unbeatable, Unstoppable, and damned near Indestructible. They are the Dragon Guard Berserkers. Move over Fate. Take a holiday, Death. The Boys are Back, and There’s Hell to pay.

Download or read book Twinkle Twinkle Sassy Little Star written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-09-07 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Back to the swamp. Back to the Wolves. Back to her… Lightning struck the moment he laid eyes on Star. Okay, yeah, she wouldn’t give him the time of day, but Grey thought he had nothing but time – then he was called home. Now, he’s heading back to the sweltering heat of the Florida Swamp and this time she will be his. Fight the rogues. Fight the Wizards. Fight the attraction she has for him… Watching him fly off into the sunset was a blessing and a curse. Her head was happy he was gone – her heart and her Wolf – not so much. Now, he’s back. Tall, dark, and handsome, he makes her Wolf roll over and beg to be taken. What’s a girl to do when her happily ever after is staring her in the face, but she’s not sure if she deserves it? “Twinkle, twinkle, sassy little Star. This Dragon knows exactly who you are. You are my diamond in the night sky. And baby, I’m coming for you…” After all, Fate Will Not Be Denied… or will She?

Download or read book Dragons Fall Hard written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-01-22 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Talk about things not going as planned… Welcome to my world. All I wanted was to receive my One True Gift, find my Mate, and live happily ever after. Is that too much to ask? I think not. After all, it's my two-hundredth birthday, and there's not even one slice of cake on this blasted mountaintop. But as momma said, 'All the planning in the world can't beat dumb luck.' So, instead of a party and champagne, I got a trip to Hell without directions, a fight with a notorious, legendary pussycat who wanted to rule the world, and kitty scratches in places I didn't know existed. Being almost immortal isn't what it's cracked up to be. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you. Now, I have to save not only Ollie - the most annoying Familiar in the world - from the maniacal mouser hellbent on world domination and her manic mishmash of misfits, but also the man, the Dragon, the Universe made for me. There is not enough coffee or chocolate in the world, but that doesn't matter. Sometimes, a Witch has to do what a Witch has to do. It's time to shove my well-rounded booty in my yoga pants, straighten my messy bun, and show the inhabitants of the UnhappilyNeverAfter what a Brown Family Witch is made of. So, buckle up, my Buttercups. My name's Davina Elizabeth Brown, and I'm gonna save the day.

Download or read book Sassing Her Dragon written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-07-17 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The desert’s flooding, she’s in unfamiliar territory, and rogues are closing in ~ this sassy She-Wolf's got more than she can handle. Oh, my Great Goddess, is that her Mate rising from the dead?! Fur's gonna fly and scale's gonna sizzle, 'cause Fate might be sassy, but Liv's got Destiny on her side.

Download or read book Dragon Got Run Over by a Reindeer written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-10-01 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The holidays only come once a year, but this crazy couple plans to make it last forever. Take one dragon racing around the North Pole… Add a reindeer who refuses to be tamed… Mix in the outrageous antics of an elf who hates the snow … And you’ve got a holiday tale of thrills, chills, and more than a little snow-melting fun. Put on your feety pajamas, grab a cup of hot cocoa, and gather around the fire while our dashing hero and trusty cohorts race to save the holidays and in the process, find a happily ever after they didn’t know they were looking for, all neatly wrapped in shiny paper with a bright red bow. After all, not even Fate stays home for the holidays.

Download or read book Haunted by Her Dragon written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-03-07 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Haunted and hunted and holding tight to their happy ending, the Universe’s got Her work cut out for Her, but then again…Fate Will Not Be Denied, right? Saved from a deadly explosion by six-foot-two-inches of walkin’ muscle in ripped jeans and well-worn cowboy boots, Sam’s had to rethink the whole idea of happily ever after and decided it sounds like a damned good plan. For the Guardsman who’s hot-dogged his way through a hundred-and-twelve years, one brown-eyed, curly-headed doctor has made him rethink everything he thought he knew. Happily ever after's damned sure not just in fairy tales anymore, and Lance wants his. Of course, nothing this good could come easy, right? The traitor is closing in. Everything they hold dear is hanging in the balance. There is no flight, only fight and absolutely no one better get in the way. The stakes have never been higher - this couple’s fighting for forever.

Download or read book Jamie s Got A Wand written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bubble, bubble, who the hell asked for a bubble? We’re off to the Swamp, a nasty hex to tromp. Wanda the wand is rarin’ to scoot, and the crazy Wolf is a root-a-toot-toot. (Sorry, rhyming's not my thing. Talk to Daisy. She's the danged poet.) Grab your boots, your magic, and a big can of bug spray. I’mma need all the help I can get to keep this evil at bay. The Dragonettes are out like a light with no little Prince Charmings in sight. Yes, there’ll be Gators, but no worries, they’ve all been fed. Even that nasty little redhead, Nannette and her crazy brother, Ted. P.S. If you see Dash, tell him to get his Slothy butt to the Swamp!

Download or read book Later Gator written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bubble, bubble, got your ass in a sling? Oh, Darlin' that ain't no big thing. Deadman walkin'? Ghost a-talkin'? 'Round here, that just ain't shockin'. No lawbreaker too evil. No case too small. All ya' gotta do is call. No ifs, no buts, no coconuts. It's just a fact. We got your back. Scaled, feathered or furry, never you worry. Bless your little heart. We're the only place to start. Bet your bootay, we'll save the day. Southern Fried Sass, Baby, all the way!

Download or read book ALARICK written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2023-11-15 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharp...Successful...Deadly... Catering to every dark, erotic desire of his wealthy patrons has made Alaric a very rich man. His ability to tap into the very soul of each person, to see what they yearn to possess…intimately…sensually… has made CRAVE the most sought-after establishment of its kind in the world. A force to be reckoned with and Scottish to the bone, he carries the tattoo of a fire-breathing dragon wrapped around the left side of his body. This shield, along with his bond to the Universe’s chosen warriors, the Dragon Guard, serves as a constant reminder of what was taken from him. Driven to excel…to always remain in control…he's never been defeated. But the Past is a cruel mistress who demands her due, no matter the cost. Fate refuses to be denied… Some demons simply refuse to be slain… And Life, no matter how long, rarely plays out as planned... Running from a past he can’t escape, lost to the insanity of the Thirst - the scent of home, of buttercups and poppies, invades his senses, momentarily clears his mind, and demands that he find the one woman…the only woman, who can deliver him from certain death...his Bloodmate. This is a Vampire’s Thirst… Dark...Dangerous...Undeniable... One taste will never be enough...

Download or read book It s the Great Dragon Molly Brown written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-01-21 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s that sound? What was that flash of scales? Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bat! It’s a ghost! Oh, Great Goddess with green googly eyes, it’s the Great Dragon, Molly Brown! It’s time! It’s time! The most glorious time of the year! Fall! Halloween! Samhain! And… drum roll, please… The Brown Family Pumpkin Patch Pick-A-Beauty and Win a Jack-O-Lantern for Life Party-stravaganza. This is gonna be the best ev… whoooooooa! What the heck just happened? What was that noise? Is there a perpetrator in my Pumpkin Patch? Was that the sound of a gourd smugglin’ son of gun messin’ with my babies? Oh, hell no! I am Molly Brown. Hear me roar. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with my punkins. With Cleo on my shoulder and my trusty Wand back in the house, this Keeper of the Sacred Pumpkin is on the case. No way, no how is anyone gonna rain on my parade. But if it’s who I think it is, he's seriously got some 'splainin' to do.

Download or read book Southern Fried Plus Six written by William Price Fox and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Southern Sass and Killer Cravings written by Kate Young and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2019-05-28 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life has always been sweet on Georgia’s Peach Cove Island, but a case of murder has Marygene Brown down in the pits . . . For generations, the women of the Brown family on Peach Cove Island have been known for their Southern sass and sweet homemade desserts at their beloved Peach Diner. Since their mother's passing two years ago, Marygene has been stuck in Atlanta while her sister Jena Lynn has been running the family business. Now Marygene has left her husband and returned to her hometown, where she can almost feel Mama's presence. But all is not peachy back home. Marygene has barely tied on an apron when a diner regular drops dead at the counter. When it turns out the old man's been poisoned, Jena Lynn is led away in handcuffs and the family eatery is closed. Now, to save her sister and the diner, Marygene must find the real killer. With some startling assistance from her Mama's spirit, Marygene will be serving up a special order of just desserts . . . Includes Seven Recipes from Marygene’s Kitchen!

Download or read book Blame It On Bianca Del Rio written by Bianca Del Rio and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-05-22 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uproarious advice and never-before-seen color photos from drag queen extraordinaire Bianca Del Rio The cheeky, larger-than-life drag queen and outrageous comic—"The Joan Rivers of the Drag World," (New York Times)—who isn’t afraid to shock or offend brings her trademark acerbic wit and sharp commentary to the page in an illustrated collection of advice. When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous—a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers—Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humor, she became the show’s breakout star, winning its sixth season. In Blame It On Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on the everyday annoyances, big and small, that color her world, and make it a living, albeit amusing, hell for anyone who inhabits it. A collection of biting advice filled with vibrant photos from Bianca’s twisted universe, Blame It On Bianca Del Rio will shock you and keep you laughing. But be warned: it is not for the faint of heart!

Download or read book Louisiana Longshot written by Jana DeLeon and published by Jana DeLeon. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Jana DeLeon brings you the Miss Fortune series. It was a hell of a long shot.... CIA assassin Fortune Redding is about to undertake her most difficult mission ever-in Sinful, Louisiana. With a leak at the CIA and a price placed on her head by one of the world's largest arms dealers, Fortune has to go off-grid, but she never expected to be this far out of her element. Posing as a former beauty queen turned librarian in a small bayou town seems worse than death to Fortune, but she's determined to fly below the radar until her boss finds the leak and puts the arms dealer out of play. Unfortunately, she hasn't even unpacked a suitcase before her newly inherited dog digs up a human bone in her backyard. Thrust into the middle of a bayou murder mystery, Fortune teams up with a couple of seemingly sweet old ladies whose looks completely belie their hold on the little town. To top things off, the handsome local deputy is asking her too many questions. If she's not careful, this investigation might blow her cover and get her killed. Armed with her considerable skills and a group of elderly ladies the locals dub The Geritol Mafia, Fortune has no choice but to solve the murder before it's too late. Louisiana Longshot is a humorous mystery set in the bayous of southern Louisiana. It has a cozy mystery feel and features a strong woman sleuth in a fish-out-of-water storyline. Louisiana Longshot is the first book in the Miss Fortune series and appeals to readers of the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich. Louisiana Longshot is a free ebook at Google Play. "Southern wit at its best!" - NYT Bestselling author Gemma Halliday "Sinfully funny!" - NYT Bestselling author CC Hunter/Christie Craig “DeLeon is excellent at weaving comedy, suspense and spicy romance into one compelling story.” – RT Book Reviews “I don’t know where she comes up with this funny stuff, but I can’t wait to read the next book…” – Night Owl Reviews “Jana DeLeon has a breezy style with enough of a comic touch to leave you smiling.” – The Romance Reader “Son of a gun, we’re having fun in the bayou!” – Fresh Fiction “The quirky characters keep the action moving…” – Barbara Vey, Publisher’s Weekly Blogger To learn more about Jana and her books visit her at: http://janadeleon.com http://facebook.com/janadeleonauthor @JanaDeLeon

Download or read book Her Rebel Heart written by Jamie Farrell and published by Jamie Farrell. This book was released on 2017-03-05 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A poignant, unapologetically southern, laugh out loud look at what it means to truly be seen and loved.” – Kait Nolan A sexy military pilot is about to meet his match in an unpredictable physics professor! Kaci Boudreaux is every Southern mama’s nightmare, including her own. This former Miss Grits would rather tromp around in boots shooting off potato guns—and her mouth—than dress pretty and play nice with the boys. Especially her chauvinistic fellow professors, her ex-husband, and those military cargo pilots she accidentally started a war with. Lance Wheeler is every Southern belle’s dream, except his ex-fiancé’s. After being left at the altar, he’d love to take his C-130 and fly far, far away. But since his bird technically belongs to Uncle Sam (as does he), a distraction in the form of a feisty fireball of a physics professor will do while he’s waiting for his next deployment with the Air Force. He’s into her for the fun. She’s into him for the challenge. But when their secrets start slipping out, their hearts will be on the line. She needs roots. He wants to see the world. What will they do about needing each other?