Download or read book Sorry I m Sarcastic Today Relaxing Coloring Book written by Coloring Gang and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-13 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Coloring Book Features: 30 unique sarcastic quotes No curse quotes included 30 unique mandalas to color Single sheet print to avoid bleed through Large format 8" x 10" Premium glossy cover design This truly unique and awesome coloring book is perfect relaxation after a hard and exhausting day at work. Jam-packed with 30 awesome sarcastic quotes from everyday life and gorgeous mandalas as backgrounds to color. Every quote is printed on a single sheet to avoid bleed through. This coloring book is perfect for those long night shifts. Great gift for your co-workers.

Download or read book A Snarky Adult Colouring Book written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick. Snarky AF: Volume 1 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn

Download or read book I m Allergic to Stupidity I Break Out in Sarcasm written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh.

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Download or read book Caution Mood Swing in Progress Funny Quotes Coloring Book written by Kingsley Corner Design and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motivational adult coloring book to help you relax and relieve your stress! 40 Quotes on 40 geometric patterns Funny Quotes Coloring Book Total 82 pages The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through 8.5x11 inches

Download or read book Calm the F ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Download or read book Just Calm the F ck Down written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!

Download or read book F ck Off This is MY Coloring Book written by Adult Colouring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-28 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu

Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Download or read book What Women Really Want to Fucking Say written by Jade Summer and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AMAZON BEST SELLER | 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist Jade Summer is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 8.5" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book includes the following phrases: I'd agree with you, but then we would both be fucking wrong There's no cure for being a cunt Say that again and I'll kick you in the balls You better remember my fucking birthday If you don't pick up those fucking socks, I'll kill you Lower the fucking toilet seat and stop peeing on the floor Maybe you should suck your own dick? Stop acting like such a slut (if that's even possible) If I see you with her again, I'll cut off your balls OMG, I don't want to fucking talk about it We're not fucking tonight. I was lying about the headache. You're a dumb bitch and everyone knows it Maybe you should make your own fucking breakfast My eyes are up here you fucking pervert Forget the horse, I'll ride the damn cowboy Stop staring at my tits you fucking pig I'm not angry, I'm fucking furious Yes, size does matter. And you've got a small cock. You look like a fucking idiot What the fuck did you just say? You're going to pay for that jackass I'll remember that for the rest of your fucking life You need to fucking pay attention when I'm talking You're going to regret that you fucking loser Maybe I could cum too once in a while? Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $6.00, 60% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Download or read book Coloring Book written by Diana Morgan and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Stand written by Sydney Gage and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2019-02-20 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Londyn A’mir Woods is a twenty-five-year-old single woman who’s trying to find love in a man, Eli, who can’t give it to her for all kinds of reasons. She holds on to him and takes everything he does in—at least until she ends up raising her three out-of-control nieces. She sees so much of her in them, and now she’s got a decision to make. Will she be a role model and leave Eli in her past, or is she going to shut her nieces out and continue to try to make Eli hers?

Download or read book Godey s Lady s Book written by Louis Antoine Godey and published by . This book was released on 1867 with total page 1112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes music.

Download or read book The Softball Game written by John L. Kinsler and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-10-30 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 20 million men and women in this country play softball. On the surface, The Softball Game is about men and their need for battles. Aggression is as coded in our DNA as is our need to reproduce. It is a fun game with laughs recalled from years playing softball. The old storyteller is reluctant to do battle. He tells the confrontation in the first person singular, episode by episode. The game is a tribal struggle played by redneck, bad guys and middle class, semi-affluent, anti-heroes. Coming to the rescue is Beth - - a woman! Beth reduces the male struggle to a farce. The driving timbre is the storytellers experiences with three females whose lives are indirectly, obliquely, and directly affected by his wars at softball. The Softball Game is about these women. Phaedra literally hands the young warrior his first sexual experience. Entering the man world still a child, he meets Bridgette his playtoy. She is a transition to adulthood and the paragon of summer love. Playing at sex with adult bodies and a childs maturity, they both lose. Then comes Beth. If you read one chapter, it should be 11. There has never been a hero like her.

Download or read book Primani Primani Series Book One written by Laurie Olerich and published by Laurie Olerich. This book was released on 2013-09-13 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Budding psychic Mica is a walking miracle. After surviving a brutal attack, she vows to live each day to the fullest. Little does she know her life is no longer hers to control. When Tall, Dark, and Annoying shows up to shadow her, she’s intrigued. Powerful and ruthless, Sean’s assigned to guard more than Mica’s body. Her future is at stake, and it’s his job to keep her on the right path. There are plans for her. Plans that’ll change everything she believes if she lives long enough to learn the truth. Guarding one human shouldn’t be this complicated, but Mica makes it anything but easy. As the clock ticks, Sean pulls Mica deeper into the Primani world until there’s no way out, and she doesn’t want to leave.

Download or read book Summer s List written by Anita Higman and published by Moody Publishers. This book was released on 2015-05-18 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dying wish alters the course of a young woman’s life. Life hadn’t been easy for Summer Snow. In acts of selflessness—caring for her ailing parents and running her grandmother’s bookstore—she had forfeited her youth and dreams for the needs of others. And the only tries she had at love… didn’t turn out. She had the bookstore, she had her beloved granny, but she was missing something—or someone. Opportunity strikes when Granny sends Summer on an unexpected adventure with one Martin Langtree, a kind but gangly young man from Summer’s past. A childhood friendship is rekindled, a romance is sparked, and mysteries are solved in one magical Texas summer. Will Summer strike out on love again, or will things finally go her way? With lovable characters and surprising twists, Summer’s List is a simple delight.

Download or read book Digging Out written by Katherine Leiner and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-03-02 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More information to be announced soon on this forthcoming title from Penguin USA.