Download or read book My Girlfriend Has Many Cars written by Brian Poulton and published by united p.c.. This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Interesting, entertaining reading about Brian's life experiences in dating, flying and politics! DATING - raunchy personal experiences with the things every single lady needs to know about dating . AVIATION; as a private pilot Brian has had many flying experiences which many a commercial pilot has not had the opportunity to realise! SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICS The way Brian sees the downfall of the Republic by reverse apartheid government and corruption. WHIST the book is slightly egotistical it is an interesting, well worth read by a humble and now retired and happy pensioner.
Download or read book ROMANCE FINANCE written by Guvench G Gench and published by G G Gench LLP. This book was released on 2020-03-28 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Romance & Finance is the story of Goldash, a pleasant poet and ambidextrous snooker player, who meets his dream lady, Oya, a medical doctor and medical psychic, purely by chance in a bookshop whilst studying in London. Oya and Goldash have a very special, loving relationship. Their extraordinary love affair is ended by tragedy after just twenty-one months, and his life falls apart. After that, when he gives up on everything and lets himself go, Mili, a psychic and doctor of finance, comes into his life. He has a new beginning and works hard to bring rhythm and rhyme to his life to become a prosperous poet. This novel is based on a true story of a man coming to terms with having to rebuild his life from scratch. It shows how he copes with the comedies and tragedies presented to him as he slowly but surely moves onwards and upwards. The story tells of the remarkable people he meets on the long, lonely road to becoming a happy and wealthy man, and how they all help and support him in his endeavour to achieve the goal he has set himself. It tells a very honest story that will touch the hearts of readers and listeners from all walks of life, and will make them both laugh and cry before they reach the end.
Download or read book Jack Carter s Law written by Ted Lewis and published by Soho Press. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With an Introduction by Max Allan Collins The author of Get Carter returns to his greatest invention, a smooth-operating hardcase named Jack Carter, who is about to burn a city down in order to silence an informant London. The late 1960s. It's Christmastime and Jack Carter is the top man in a crime syndicate headed by two brothers, Gerald and Les Fletcher. He’s also a worried man. The fact that he’s sleeping with Gerald’s wife, Audrey, and that they plan on someday running away together with a lot of the brothers’ money, doesn’t have Jack concerned. Instead it’s an informant—one of his own men—that has him losing sleep. The grass has enough knowledge about the firm to not only bring down Gerald and Les but Jack as well. Jack doesn’t like his name in the mouth of that sort. In Jack Carter’s Law Ted Lewis returned to the character that launched his career and once again delivered a hardboiled masterpiece. Jack Carter is the ideal tour guide to a bygone London underworld. In his quest to dismantle the opposition, he peels back the veneer of English society and offers a hard look at a gritty world of pool halls, strip clubs and the red lights of Soho nightlife.
Download or read book A Fool in Paradise written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on 2011-02 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following hot the heels of his best seller, Money Number One, Neil Hutchison continues his in-depth investigation into the tourist playground of Pattaya. This collection of short stories, originally published individually under the pseudonym 'A Fool in Paradise', form a collage of insights into the machinations of this fantastic city on the eastern seaboard of Thailand. Anyone who has read Money Number One will enjoy this follow-up book as it reinforces the conclusions drawn and advice presented in the former through the personal experiences of the author. The tales are fast-paced, humourous, well written and ALL TRUE. Well, almost. Sir Winston Churchill quipped that "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." If that is true, then Neil is a success story because his love and enthusiasm for Pattaya and its people has not diminished over the years. The highs, lows, ups, downs, laughter and tears portray a convincing analysis of the human condition. As Neil says, "Pattaya is to a writer what a room full of fruit bowls is to an artist." The last story, 'Footprints in the Sand', is a particularly poignant tale of just how the city can affect its visitors and guests, even those who should know better. Written with his heart firmly on his sleeve, it proves that no matter how smart we think we are or how old we get, we just never learn. This tale is a 'must read' for any foreign male contemplating a long-term liaison with a Thai lady.
Download or read book Rather Fond of a Double Entendre written by Cormac G Mcdermott and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-12-27 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a uniquely witty work through stories, jokes poking fun at people's names, anagrams, bizarrely funny non-sense, jokes and double entendres indicating comic genius. McDermott shows an ability to build his work around small stimulus levels to create punch lines that show extraordinary creativity and imagination. One can't get the impression that the author is making all of his work up as he goes along in a magician-like manner which often concludes in a hysterical fashion and adds to the comical element of the material.
Download or read book Ronnie written by Ronnie O'Sullivan and published by Seven Dials. This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ronnie is snooker's most written and talked about player, and its greatest showman. His supreme talent and style have made him the People's Champion and, as one commentator put it, 'the question is not how much does Ronnie O'Sullivan need snooker, but how much does snooker need Ronnie O'Sullivan?' A honest and candid account of his extraordinary life, Ronnie tells of the infant who was introduced to legendary snooker clubs at an impossibly early age; of the boy who frightened off the bookies aged just 12; of the teenager whose life was decimated when his father and mentor was sent to prison for life; and of the man dubbed the 'genius' of the modern game who regularly threatened to quit the sport to pursue other interests at the grand old age of 28. 'A fine autobiography ... compelling' - Independent 'O'Sullivan is as frank about his spell in the Priory clinic as he is about his father's murder conviction. His accounts of snooker tournaments and sketches of the sport's personalities will fascinate fans, but even snooker haters will be rooting for Ronnie in the game of life' - OK!
Download or read book Look the Chuckle Book written by Cormac G McDermott and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-07-23 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is an extremely witty work in which the author sees the world he lives in from his own unique viewpoint. Allow this book to captivate you as the material is both comic and real-to-life revelation in much of the content of this outstanding masterpiece. From sport, music, life in general, and throughout the various chapters, it will be obvious to the reader that this creation is truly the work of a genius!
Download or read book Fond of a Double Entendre Obviously written by Cormac G. McDermott and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-08-29 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughs abound on every page as author Cormac G. McDermott presents this collection of jokes and double entendres with wit and verve. He builds jokes around small nuggets of information, culminating in punch lines that shock, amaze, and tickle the funny bone. From sports to music, from food to the business world, no subject is off limits. Youll never look at the English language the same way again. A friend said to me, I love Mars bars. I quipped, Public houses on the Red Planet are Mars bars also, but if you and your mates were to consume a bar or two of chocolate, it probably wouldnt lead to you ending up getting involved in a sing-song with aliens! It makes me laugh when I hear people describing something easy as being like stealing candy from a baby. If you were to try take one of those hash lollipops they sell in Amsterdam away from Biffa Bacons Rastafarian six-month-old, it might be a totally different proposition altogether!
Download or read book The Lessons written by Nile Wilson and published by Random House. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'If you want to develop real strength and resilience, read this book.' Tom Daley Nile Wilson has always been one of life's winners; a charismatic young man with an Olympic bronze medal in the Horizontal Bar at just 21 years old. But after a serious neck injury, forcing him to retire early and miss taking part in the Tokyo Olympics, Nile's world fell apart. Swamped with depression, anxiety and addictive behaviours, his mental health went over a cliff. Over the past few years, Nile has had to face down his demons and accept his new reality, and this is the book he wish he'd been given before it all began. Based on 15 hard-won lessons, Nile will guide you through the tools that have helped him come to back from the brink and find, for the first time, a sense of inner calm and renewed purpose. From recognizing destructive patterns, redefining success and managing self-talk, The Lessons will inspire and guide you through the ups and downs of life, and help you to build resilience and self-belief, no matter what.
Download or read book Coincidence Engine written by Sam Leith and published by Crown. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A tremendous novel—droll, savvy, original. An invigorating blast of fiction.” —William Boyd, Author of Any Human Heart and Restless.” A hurricane sweeps off the Gulf of Mexico and, in the back country of Alabama, assembles a passenger jet out of old bean cans and junkyard waste. This piques the interest of the enigmatic Directorate of the Extremely Improbable. Their fascination with this random event sets into motion a madcap caper that will bring together a hilarious cast of characters, including: an eccentric mathematician, last heard of investigating the physics of free will; a lovelorn Cambridge postgraduate who has set off to America with a ring in his pocket and hope in his heart; and a member of the Directorate with no capacity for imagination. What ensues is a chaotic chase across a fully realized, hyper-real America, haunted by madness, murder, mistaken identity, and conspiracy. The Coincidence Engine is a lively, boisterous debut that heralds the arrival of a major new talent.
Download or read book Growing Up with Disability written by Carol Robinson and published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers. This book was released on 1998-01-01 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book encompasses a wide range of perspectives on childhood impairment and its social implications. The book adopts a child-centred approach, stressing the importance of communicating with disabled children, and includes pieces of writing by young disabled people. Preschool and school age children describe their behavior and feelings within their own families, substitute families, and residential homes. The book explores how such children can best be protected, and how their quality of life can be improved. Using the social model of disability which identifies the material and social barriers to inclusion, contributors give examples of progressive practice, and examine the aspirations of young disabled people, their friendships, and how they come to terms with adolescence and the transition to adulthood.
Download or read book Scribbles from the Same Island written by Neil Humphreys and published by Marshall Cavendish International Asia Pte Ltd. This book was released on 2008-07-15 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Good Girlfriend s Guide to Getting Even written by Anna Bell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-05-15 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clever, funny and romantic too, with a story any sporting widow will relate to, The Good Girlfriend's Guide to Getting Even is Anna Bell's brilliant follow-up to the bestselling and much-loved The Bucket List to Mend a Broken Heart A hilarious new romantic comedy from the author of It Started With A Tweet and The Bucket List to Mend a Broken Heart, for fans of Lucy Diamond and Sophie Kinsella When Lexi's sport-mad boyfriend Will skips her friend's wedding to watch football - after pretending to have food poisoning - it might just be the final whistle for their relationship. But fed up of just getting mad, Lexi decides to even the score. And, when a couple of lost tickets and an 'accidentally' broken television lead to them spending extra time together, she's delighted to realise that revenge might be the best thing that's happened to their relationship. And if her clever acts of sabotage prove to be a popular subject for her blog, what harm can that do? It's not as if he'll ever find out . . . ----- 'Romantic and refreshing' Mhairi McFarlane 'A fun, bouncy, brilliant tale' Heat 'Funny, relatable and fabulously written' Daily Express
Download or read book Knock Down Ginger written by John Swinfield and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2014-11-18 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A serial killer tortures and slays his prey. In his bloody wake comes hard-eyed detective Jack Raven, and his young protege, Rosie Diamond. As the mystery unfolds, the action switches from the wealthy and powerful in the monied enclaves of London, to the drug-riddled, impoverished slums of South America, and the endangered settlements of the Brazilian rainforest. As Raven and Diamond pursue their quarry, an evil network is revealed, leading to an anguished moral dilemma.
Download or read book Cheep Laughs written by Darren Walsh and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-10-02 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Darren Walsh, the UK’s first Pun ChampionTM and the comedy circuit's Tallest ComedianTM, debuts his first and greatest joke book encompassing four misspent years of scribbling and doodling. The punderful winner of the funiest joke of the 2015 Edinburgh festival. Look upon these works and despair and/or giggle: I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free. Went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens. Green men make me cross ’My nephew would like to borrow your Toy Story costume.’ ‘Oh, Woody?’ If Catwoman decided to go to Nepal, what would Catman do? Got a free chimney the other day. It was on the house. K e v i n (Kevin Spacey)
Download or read book Skye Stories written by Raymond Moore and published by Libri Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2021-10-30 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My life was far from normal. Sometimes I wish it was. From the streets of Glasgow to the hills of Skye. And that was just the beginning. Join me in my journey of early 80's Edinburgh. My Student Nurse days. The highs and lows of being a male Nurse. My days of being a local impresario and Record label owner. Pub singer and occasional actor. My loves, my losses. My travelling and working in other cities and other countries. Marrying a young Thai girl and becoming a father not once but thrice all in my mid-forties and early 50s. This is the story of the best and worst bits.
Download or read book The New Cambridge English Course written by Michael Swan and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1997 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
