Download or read book Sniggles and Giggles written by James M. Spears and published by James M. SPears. This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Funny stories perfect for any occasion.
Download or read book Giggles and Laughs and Smiles written by Tonya Brickner and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-19 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves to see a baby smile, a child laugh, and kids giggling uncontrollably. It makes you want to smile, laugh, and giggle no matter how old you are. Giggles and Laughs and Smiles captures that innocence and purity of children and how I hope they will forever remain happy.
Download or read book Laugh Yourself Silly Again written by James M. Spears and published by James M. Spears. This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 funny stories!
Download or read book Peeping Toms Crybabies and Stupid Jerks written by James M. Spears and published by James M. SPears. This book was released on 2019-04-14 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Designed to keep you laughing for hours on end as you sit back, listen, and enjoy over four hours of non-stop laughter, satire, and humor. Twelve Funny Stories!
Download or read book Fat Funny written by Michael Supe Granda and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-06-22 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.
Download or read book The Wildly Whimsical Tales of GRACIE SNIGGLES written by Teressa Hill and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2020-11-20 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’re invited to tag along with a precocious girl named Gracie and her dog, Sniggles, as they embark on a whimsical adventure, and meet new friends. They have moved out of the city and into the suburbs. When they arrive, they set out to explore their new surroundings. They meet a crow named Bob, Lucy the cat, Ziggy the squirrel, and Bumble a wee little bee who has somehow been painted blue. Bumble is sad because the queen bee will not allow him back into the hive because he is not yellow, like his fellows. The new friends set out together, following clues to figure out how Bumble was covered in blue goo, and what they can do to help him. Gracie and her friends remind us of the importance of kindness, acceptance and friendship. This beautifully illustrated children’s book is timely, when our world seems so divided. Young readers will enjoy the fun that the new friends have together, and the characters they meet along the way. Parents will appreciate the valuable message it offers about tolerance and compassion. It’s a fun read for adults and children alike.
Download or read book Love Facets written by Earl Blue III and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-02-15 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first part of the diamond that is seen by the eye is the Table. The part the all fall in love with in the store and the most prominent feature of a diamond. I attribute that first time feeling to be the same when you first see that someone who starts your heart to racing and sets your emotions into overdrive.
Download or read book The Minnie Years and Julia Town written by ANNE COSTON-BAGBY and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Aunt Minnie was a tyrant. Nothing gave her more pleasure than to rear back on the hocks of her legs, arms akimbo, and Bellow at people in such a belligerent voice they were reduced to a state of nothingness. Cunning, greed and deceit were parts of her outward character discernible at all times, but her strong filial tendencies were known only to those in close contact with her. Aunt Minnie was a tall woman, close to five feet ten inches in height, weighing somewhere in the two hundreds. A wide face, small eyes spaced close together, gave her the look of a pouncing hawk. Needless to say, we stood in communal awe of her. We, being my nine brothers and sisters, entrusted into her care by my well-meaning, misguided father, whose only fault laid in his pride as sole provider of a family the size of ours. Father looked on the acceptance of charily in any form as a cardinal sin. Therefore; when times became hard, we were packed up and shipped off to a small rural parish in North Carolina, under the auspices of Minnie Although we were forced to submit to her absolute rule, there were times, to give the Devil his due, when she was most kind to us. As time passed, we learned to mistrust these moments of kindness . . . They seemed to precede Aunt Minnie at her worst. Now that I am grown and know something of Aunt Minnie’s history, I am more given to understand her whole character. She was, according to my grandmother, never satisfied with her status in their small family which consisted of herself, my grandmother, and their mother. Born some months after the death of my great-grandfather, she was never sure she could rightfully claim the legitimacy that fell naturally to my grandmother, who enjoyed the safety of being born during the lifetime of their father. Consequently, she was a difficult child who grew to womanhood with a warped sense of love-hate toward her mother, sister and the whole world. This too would explain her late marriage. Having developed a tongue and temper akin to razor sharpness, it was a complete surprise when at the “old-age” of twenty-nine, she married a “ships’-hang-about” in Newport News, Virginia, and brought him home to the small house she rented on Charles Street in Norfolk, Virginia. Her husband, Samuel Bell was born of a dying mother in the early eighteen nineties. His birth date was never officially recorded. After the death of his mother, with no one claiming relationship and still an infant, he was sent by the authority in place to Suffolk Foundling, the County Home for orphaned Negro children. There he remained until he reached the age of eighteen. At age thirty two Sam, a loner with a heavy drinking problem, attended a June Nineteenth Masonic Picnic. There he met an unattached spinster; Miss Minnie DeComtessa Louisiana Blount, my Aunt Minnie. After the marriage, she supplied him with a push cart, work card, and a contract to sell bushels of wood from a local lumber yard, and promptly set about making this poor spineless creature’s life a living hell for the next five years. When my mother was ten years old, Aunt Minnie gave birth to twin daughters. She was thirty-four years old at the time, and the combined facts of not being a younger woman, a difficult pregnancy, and a growing realization that she had married a lazy, shiftless man whose sole ambition was “jist to git by for today,” drove her to extreme fits of temper. Each week during her pregnancy, no matter how inclement the weather or morning sickness, she would trudge the twelve blocks or so in front of or beside, (never behind) her husband’s push cart, haranguing him all the way with foul words and name calling. When they reached the lumber yard, it was she who would sign for the amount of wood to be sold that week, her husband being completely illiterate. Each week the amount would be increased. On the day she gave birth, despite her labor pains, she made him get up earlier than usual (
Download or read book Poetic Expressions Vol VII written by Carl McKever and published by Bowker Book Publishing Services. This book was released on 2014-02-12 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetic Expressions Vol. VII is a compilation of lyric poems, haikus, blog posts, and an awesome foreword written by Roy Thurman Hull III.
Download or read book Vermont Verse written by and published by . This book was released on 1898 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Funny Kid for President written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Big Nate meets Timmy Failure in Funny Kid for President, the first book in an uproarious new middle grade series by Matt Stanton, Australia’s bestselling children’s book author. When Max gets blamed for pooping in the storeroom (which he did NOT do), tensions hit an all-time high between him and his terrifyingly large teacher, Mr. Armstrong. But then, the most unexpected thing happens—the school principal, Mrs. Sniggles, suggests Max run for class president. Max isn’t the only kid on the ballot, however. His archenemy, Abby Purcell, is also up for election—and she’s out to defeat him at all costs. To win, Max is going to need the 24/7 help of his best friend, Hugo, and he’s going to have to run the campaign of a lifetime. Max may not be the smartest or fastest kid, or the handsomest, but he just might be the funniest kid you’ll ever meet—and it’s this talent that could turn him from underdog to top dog. Max for President! Matt Stanton brings his veteran children’s book chops to this hilarious new series, perfect for early middle grade readers looking for side-splitting laughs!
Download or read book Laughter is the Best Medicine written by Jean-Paul Bell and published by Hachette Australia. This book was released on 2010-11-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You see, I'm not really a doctor. Not a medical doctor, that is. I'm something a bit more unusual. I reckon I have the best job in the whole world - I'm a clown doctor.' Jean-Paul Bell Imagine being a child in hospital, away from the home and feeling sad, frightened, lonely or in pain. This is where the Clown Doctors step in to help with their own quirky style of 'medicine'. Join this very special troupe as they do their rounds in children's hospitals all over Australia, bringing laughter and joy to more than 100,000 patients and their families each year. Meet Dr B Loony and Dr Twang, Dr Know-It-All and others when they conduct their clown rounds through children's and emergency wards, intensive care, burns and oncology units, dispensing jokes and songs with skill and compassion. And always with the aim of helping families, hospital staff, and especially the children to forget their illnesses and fears for a while and return to a world that is about fun and play. Welcome to a day in the lives of the Clown Doctors, filled with special moments, courage, tears, smiles and laughter.
Download or read book The Missing Link written by Sando Musu Brown and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-11-15 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Missing Link is an autobiography and memoir of my life here in the United States since my adoption in 1961. The Missing Link expresses how desperate I am to find reconnection with who I am and how to find out who my biological parents and family are. It illustrates my family life while living with my adoptive family, bonding, and matters of the heart. This book gives a visual about life and times during the sixties, the time of Civil Rights, and the 1968 Olympics. I lived in the town of Stratford, Connecticut, and attended school there and in Bridgeport, Connecticut. My story also tells of my mistakes and lessons learned through my trials and errors in life.
Download or read book LDS Sniggles written by Brad Wilcox and published by Bookcraft, Incorporated. This book was released on 1987 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Something Like Hate written by Claudia Burgoa and published by Claudia Burgoa. This book was released on 2020-08-14 with total page 541 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USA Today bestselling author Claudia Burgoa spins a new romantic comedy. This hot office rivalry romance will have you swooning and laughing your panties off! Claire Know that say about what happens in paradise, stays in paradise? Yeah, no. That other one about first impressions? C Check this out: Tall. Broad shoulders. Fine butt. No manners. Expensive aftershave I could swear I’ve sniffed somewhere before. I should keep my mind on the sun, the sand and the tequila, and keep my hands to myself. But it’s Cancun. And there’s sun and sand and tequila…and when Mr. Annoying turns on the charm, I can’t resist. That crucial thing about never sleeping with your boss’s boss? Yeah. Too late. That promotion that I was a shoo-in for? History. If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll make Miller regret he made me his competition. But I can’t stop thinking that thing about keeping your enemies closer… Miller Between a troublesome client and my fake-girlfriend-for-my-sister's-Cancun-wedding canceling at the last minute. I'm having the day from hell. Then I spot Claire. Sexy. Smart. Sassy. So one of my superstar employees is boarding the same plane. With her help, I could kill two problems with one tequila shot. That thing about never mixing business with pleasure? I should've remembered. Now the hottest one-night stand I've ever had is my biggest business rival. We're after the same client. I'm after her heart. The trick is how to win one without losing the other. Because when love has you by the balls, it's time to play dirty. It's an enemies-to-lovers romance with just the right amount of heart and humor.
Download or read book Poems to Annoy Your Parents written by Susie Gibbs and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring a fantastic array of traditional and modern poems, all guaranteed to annoy your parents! With fresh, stylish illustrations from newcomer Jess Mikhail, this is a collection which will have enormous appeal to anyone who ever has to do what they're told to!* Susie Gibbs is the best-selling anthologist and editor behind many of Macmillan's most successful collections* The theme of parents is eternally popular with this age group
