Download or read book Slam Dunk Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers jokes, riddles, and puns all relating to sports, including boxing, fishing, and golf.
Download or read book The World s Greatest Wacky One Line Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Phillips takes good clean wackiness to new heights in The Worldâs Greatest Wacky OneâLine Jokes.The continual popularity of these joke books proves that Bob Phillips knows howto make readers laugh. No exception, this crazy collection of witty oneâlinersand goofy guffaws will tickle the funny bones of kids and adults alike. Asthese jokes are told on long trips, through dreary days, and at late nightparties, readers of all ages will discover that this really is the worldâsgreatest collection of wacky oneâliners.
Download or read book Jammin Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Phillips and Steve Russo team up to bring yet another sidesplitting collection of jokes and teasers mixed with fascinating trivia that entertains "and educates at the same time.
Download or read book Good Clean Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.
Download or read book Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How do you find a missing barber? A: Comb the city. Knock, knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apologize for not answering sooner! Bob Phillips adds to his bestselling collection of joke books (nearly four million copies sold) with this collection sure to delight kids and pester parents. Within these pages, seekers of silly will discover a variety of wit—crazy questions, daffy dialogues, knock knock jokes, and more. In addition to the promise to drive parents bonkers with its contents, this book will also provide hours of cheap entertainment...and make kids of all ages smile.
Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
Download or read book The All New Clean Joke Book written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1990-01-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.
Download or read book A Tackle Box of Fishing Funnies written by and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2003 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phillips does it again in this hilarious and amazing collection of fish tales, fish jokes, and fish facts, accompanied by 98 tongue-in-cheek fishing illustrations by "Hi and Jinx" creator, Jonny Hawkins.
Download or read book The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fun collection of more than 1700 trivia questions brings together some of the very best in Bible brainteasers, riddles, and puns. From amazing to zany facts and figures, The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia covers the entire spectrum. Friends, family, and groups of all ages will enjoy countless hours of fun–filled learning that will fascinate both new sheep and old saints: Who fell asleep during a sermon and died as a result? Eutychus—Acts 20:9 What is the longest word in the Bible? Mahershalalhashbaz—Isaiah 8:1,3 What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark? Flood lights Terrific for family game nights, vacations, car trips, and church groups.
Download or read book Sport Illustrated Kids Basketball Jokes written by Blake Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of BASKETBALL jokes, riddles, and memes! With slam-dunk one-liners like "Why do babies make good basketball players? Because they're so good at dribbling!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have BASKETBALL fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Download or read book Slam Dunk Sports Jokes written by Paul M Miller and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No doubt about it—sports is serious business in today’s society. Maybe a little good-natured ribbing is in order to keep us from taking our athletics—and athletes—too seriously! This marvelous collection of some five hundred jokes will hit a home run with sports fans, offering a hilarious take on the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and everything in between. Including material on sports both major and minor—from baseball and bowling to soccer, swimming, and track—these jokes have fun with athletes and spectators alike. Slam-Dunk Sports Jokes is wholesome entertainment for the whole family!
Download or read book All Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The king of comedic timing and punch lines delivers a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations.
Download or read book Super Hot Jokes For Cool Kids written by Michael O'Mara Books and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2014-07-25 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 400 hand-picked jokes in this mega collection, there's plenty to inspire and delight any young comedian.
Download or read book The Kids Guide to Pranks Tricks and Practical Jokes written by Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2009 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need a cool trick to impress your friends? Maybe your sister deserves payback for the practical joke she played on you last week. Whatever the reason, you've picked up the right book. From caramel onions to card tricks The Kids Guide to Pranks Tricks and Practical Jokes will provide hours of harmless mischief.
Download or read book Improving Reading written by Jerry L. Johns and published by Kendall/Hunt Publishing Company. This book was released on 2005 with total page 632 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Slam Dunk written by Amar'e Stoudemire and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the NBA superstar: “A series of chapter books that celebrate sports, smarts and friendship . . . Amar’e is a likable protagonist.” —Kirkus Reviews Eleven-year-old Amar’e Stoudemire has been playing so much basketball lately it feels like he doesn’t have time to do all the things he used to love. His team needs him because he is one of the best players on the court despite also being one of the youngest. When some of the older kids get on Amar’e for not being able to dunk, he sets a goal to make that happen soon. But when Amar’e’s playing time is put on hold, he’ll have to come to terms with all of the other things he’s been neglecting in this exciting series based on the life of All-Star NBA sensation Amar’e Stoudemire, who overcame many obstacles to become one of the most popular figures in sports today. “The b-ball action and jargon flies fast and free . . . and hard work leads to triumph on the court.” —Booklist Praise for the series “Will keep basketball fans riveted . . . Amar’e’s voice is refreshingly real.” —Publishers Weekly
Download or read book No Wife No Kids No Plan written by Doug Green and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-04 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four years ago, Drago gave up a successful career as an investment banker to publish a chain of small community newspapers in and around the city of Boston. It was the first big active change of his adult life, but there was to be a bigger transition on the horizon. Now turning forty and finding it impossible to live as part of the yuppie lifestyle that his money granted him access to, Drago becomes disillusioned with himself and the world around him and opts for a radical change. It's at that moment when he makes the conscious decision to move himself and his Ferrari to the 'hood, selling his posh condo and renting a condemned crack house, which he now calls home. It's here, that Drago meets and interacts with a variety of wild, over-the-top characters and where he'll ultimately find the one thing that has escaped him his entire life: True Love.
