Download or read book Single Dad Laughing written by Dan Pearce and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 774 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than ten million people have laughed, cried, reflected, and perhaps even found themselves a little upset at Dan Pearce's funny, poignant, and truthful posts about parenthood, love, marriage, societal pressure, and the human connection.Join Dan Pearce, author of the world-famous blog Single Dad Laughing, as he shares more than 450 original posts covering more than 750 pages of content that will keep you completely absorbed all the way through. Keep it on the back of your toilet. Keep it by your bedside table. Keep it in your purse (or man-bag if you prefer). Just keep it within arm's reach because you're going to have a hard time putting it down.Single Dad Laughing: The Complete First Year includes Pearce's outrageously funny posts, his incredibly viral posts, musings and stories about his son, and his emotional and often humorous rants. Included in this edition are such posts as The Disease Called Perfection, You Said WHAT to Your Kid, Memoirs of a Bullied Kid, How Much Did YOUR Kid Cost, The Delusion of Normal, The Thousand Roads Through Hell, You Just Broke Your Child, and hundreds of others.Join the millions who have already laughed and cried with Dan as he works to pick up the pieces after unexpectedly becoming a single dad. Find perspective for many of life's challenges where you would least expect it. Strengthen yourself against the cumbersome winds of the everyday. And, get ready to laugh your face off.Quite possibly the fastest growing personal blog in history, Single Dad Laughing is sure to deliver.

Download or read book Single Dad Laughing written by Dan Pearce and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-07-01 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than ten million people have laughed, cried, reflected, and perhaps even found themselves a little upset at Dan Pearce's funny, poignant, and truthful posts about parenthood, love, marriage, societal pressure, and the human connection. Join Dan Pearce, author of the world-famous blog Single Dad Laughing, as he shares more than 135 of his best original posts covering nearly 400 pages of content that will keep you completely absorbed all the way through. Keep it on the back of your toilet. Keep it by your bedside table. Keep it in your purse (or man-bag if you prefer). Just keep it within arm's reach because you're going to have a hard time putting it down. Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One includes the best and most popular of Pearce's outrageously funny posts, his incredibly viral posts, musings and stories about his son, and his emotional and often humorous rants. Included in this edition are such posts as The Disease Called Perfection, You Said WHAT to Your Kid, Memoirs of a Bullied Kid, How Much Did YOUR Kid Cost, The Delusion of Normal, The Thousand Roads Through Hell, You Just Broke Your Child, and many others. Join the millions who have already laughed and cried with Dan as he works to pick up the pieces after unexpectedly becoming a single dad. Find perspective for many of life's challenges where you would least expect it. Strengthen yourself against the cumbersome winds of the everyday. And, get ready to laugh your face off. Quite possibly the fastest growing personal blog in history, Single Dad Laughing is sure to deliver. Also be sure to checkout Single Dad Laughing: The Complete First Year if you want to catch it all!

Download or read book Single Dad Laughing written by Dan Pearce and published by . This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 828 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than twenty-five million people have laughed, cried, reflected, and perhaps even found themselves a little upset at Dan Pearce's funny, poignant, and truthful posts about parenthood, love, marriage, societal pressure, and the human connection.Join Dan Pearce, author of the world-famous blog Single Dad Laughing, as he shares more than 450 original posts covering more than 800 pages of content that will keep you completely absorbed all the way through. Keep it on the back of your toilet. Keep it by your bedside table. Keep it in your purse (or man-bag if you prefer). Just keep it within arm's reach because you're going to have a hard time putting it down.Single Dad Laughing: The Complete Second Year includes Pearce's outrageously funny posts, his incredibly viral posts, musings and stories about his son, and his emotional and often humorous rants.Join the millions who have already laughed and cried with Dan as he works to pick up the pieces after unexpectedly becoming a single dad. Find perspective for many of life's challenges where you would least expect it. Strengthen yourself against the cumbersome winds of the everyday. And, get ready to laugh your face off.Quite possibly the fastest growing personal blog in history, Single Dad Laughing is sure to deliver.

Download or read book The Real Dad Rules written by Dan Pearce and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011-05-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the popular dad blog (Single dad laughing) shares his views on being a single dad.

Download or read book It Takes Balls written by Josh Wolf and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Josh Wolf--one of the stars and writers of Chelsea Lately and After Lately--delivers a hilarious collection of essays that reminds us all what it takes to conquer fatherhood without sacrificing manhood. Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules--through trial and (frequent) error. Early picking up kids from school? The nearby strip club is a great place to kill time and bond with some like-minded dads. Want a drunken heart-to-heart with your son? First make sure there's no Sharpie around in case you pass out. Wondering where to take that special someone at the end of the night? Remember that no sane woman will have sex with you in a one-bedroom apartment where your kids are sleeping--even if you promise to be really, really quiet. Whether it's revealing the secrets to limitless hookups (hint: it's single moms) and getting rid of your children's friends that you just can't stand (hint: it's not single moms), or blackmailing PTA members and ignoring health codes, Josh is sure to impart some parenting wisdom along the way. Or at least have a good time trying.

Download or read book The All Important Well Fed Giant White Man written by Dan Pearce and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-16 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a different kind of memoir. Hilarious. Troublesome. Risky. Introspective. Revealing. And so wonderfully... human.Brought to you by the author of the widely-acclaimed Single Dad Laughing blog, The All-Important, Well-Fed, Giant White Man will make you laugh as often as it makes you squirm (in all the right ways) as Dan shares his sidesplitting life stories, moments of incredible stupidity, colossal mistakes, and the awesome (albeit sometimes strange) lessons learned through it all.This engaging collection of narratives shines a light on some of the most difficult and most liberating dynamics of the human experience. Dan recounts awkward childhood love, getting his bare butt glued to a log in the woods, setting his family's house afire, ungloriously handling his first set of knockers, being ratted-out by his child, moments of douchey self-importance, and many other fantastic stories which will keep you flipping pages with wild abandon. Odd religious mandates, betrayal, childhood bullying, a struggle to feel loveable, morbid obesity, self-harm, family and societal pressure, relationship struggles, compulsive dishonesty, dealing with infidelity... All of it led, and often in such comical ways, toward getting healthy and eventually accepting and loving himself as the overly ridiculous, always-faulted, usually-laughing, human he is.

Download or read book Single Dad s Waitress written by Amelia Wilde and published by Amelia Wilde. This book was released on with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’s looking for peace and quiet—and she’s a bullhorn in a breakfast café. All single dad Ryder wants is peace, quiet, and pancakes. Valentine is serving up the exact opposite at the Short Stack Café. She’s a disaster waiting to happen—a gorgeous, irresistible disaster. Ryder can’t risk his newfound stability on a whirlwind like Valentine. He definitely can’t risk his heart. But one taste of her has him willing to pick up the tab, no matter the price.

Download or read book Crying Laughing written by Lance Rubin and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tragicomic story of bad dates, bad news, bad performances, and one girl's determination to find the funny in high school from the author of Denton Little's Deathdate. Winnie Friedman has been waiting for the world to catch on to what she already knows: she's hilarious. It might be a long wait, though. After bombing a stand-up set at her own bat mitzvah, Winnie has kept her jokes to herself. Well, to herself and her dad, a former comedian and her inspiration. Then, on the second day of tenth grade, the funniest guy in school actually laughs at a comment she makes in the lunch line and asks her to join the improv troupe. Maybe he's even . . . flirting? Just when Winnie's ready to say yes to comedy again, her father reveals that he's been diagnosed with ALS. That is . . . not funny. Her dad's still making jokes, though, which feels like a good thing. And Winnie's prepared to be his straight man if that's what he wants. But is it what he needs? Caught up in a spiral of epically bad dates, bad news, and bad performances, Winnie's struggling to see the humor in it all. But finding a way to laugh is exactly what will see her through. **A Junior Library Guild Selection**

Download or read book Dad Is Fat written by Jim Gaffigan and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids. Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies." Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs on everything from Hot Pockets to Jesus have scored millions of hits on YouTube, started to tweet about the mistakes and victories of his life as a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he soon passed the million followers mark. But it turns out 140 characters are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of life with five kids, so he's now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat. From new parents to empty nesters to Jim's twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their own families in these hilarious takes on everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to growing up in a big family ("I always assumed my father had six children so he could have a sufficient lawn crew") to changing diapers in the middle of the night ("like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous") to bedtime (aka "Negotiating with Terrorists"). Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.

Download or read book Single Dad on Top written by J. J. Knight and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-29 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new single dad romantic comedy from the author of the USA Today bestselling single dad series Fight for Her I'm always on top. My penthouse. My corporate office above Manhattan. And, of course, the women in my life. Actually, I might choose any position. But make no mistake. I choose. I control. My life is mine. Which is why I'm not sure what the hell is going on when I open my front door and there's a baby stroller sitting in my private hall. The note on the infant simply says, "Do the DNA. She's yours." Well, damn. _____Full length (395 print pages, 72,000 words) standalone HEA. Contains all the crazy elements of a billionaire alpha male meets virgin next door for a fake marriage leading to a love affair -- all while laughing over his inability to understand baby basics!)

Download or read book Happy Families written by Tanita S. Davis and published by Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In alternating chapters, sixteen-year-old twins Ysabel and Justin share their conflicted feelings as they struggle to come to terms with their father's decision to dress as a woman.

Download or read book The Laughing Baby written by Caspar Addyman and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2020-04-16 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Few things in life are more delightful than sharing in the laughter of a baby. Until now, however, psychologists and parenting experts have largely focused on moments of stress and confusion. Developmental psychologist Caspar Addyman decided to change that. Since 2012 Caspar has run the Baby Laughter project, collecting data, videos and stories from parents all over the world. This has provided a fascinating window into what babies are learning and how they develop cognitively and emotionally. Deeper than that, he has observed laughter as the purest form of human connection. It creates a bond that parents and infants share as they navigate the challenges of childhood. Moving chronologically through the first two years of life, The Laughing Baby explores the origin story for our incredible abilities. In the playful daily lives of babies, we find the beginnings of art, science, music and happiness. Our infancy is central to what makes us human, and understanding why babies laugh is key to understanding ourselves.

Download or read book The New One written by Mike Birbiglia and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With laugh-out-loud funny parenting observations, the New York Times bestselling author and award-winning comedian delivers a book that is perfect for anyone who has ever raised a child, been a child, or refuses to stop acting like one. In 2016 comedian Mike Birbiglia and poet Jennifer Hope Stein took their fourteen-month-old daughter Oona to the Nantucket Film Festival. When the festival director picked them up at the airport she asked Mike if he would perform at the storytelling night. She said, "The theme of the stories is jealousy." Jen quipped, "You're jealous of Oona. You should talk about that." And so Mike began sharing some of his darkest and funniest thoughts about the decision to have a child. Jen and Mike revealed to each other their sides of what had gone down during Jen's pregnancy and that first year with their child. Over the next couple years, these stories evolved into a Broadway show, and the more Mike performed it the more he heard how it resonated—not just with parents but also people who resist all kinds of change. So he pored over his journals, dug deeper, and created this book: The New One: Painfully True Stories From a Reluctant Dad. Along with hilarious and poignant stories he has never shared before, these pages are sprinkled with poetry Jen wrote as she navigated the same rocky shores of new parenthood. So here it is. This book is an experiment—sort of like a family.

Download or read book Love Other Trouble written by Jackie Walker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-08-14 with total page 470 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I've always been textbook people pleaser with third-degree middle child syndrome. Putting everyone else first with a smile on my face was working out pretty well for me when out of nowhere, Archer Bliss - a growly single dad- drops a bomb on my carefully constructed happy life. It seems my boyfriend has been cheating on me with Archer's girlfriend. Even worse? She's my coworker and secret archnemesis. The old me would have forgiven them and wished them the best. But the new me has had enough. So, I do the (ir)rational thing and dump my lunch all over the backstabbing cheaters. Then I plant a kiss right on Archer's very kissable lips right in front of both of them. That's right - I started a war by serving up a dish called revenge, which is best served with lips and lo mein. And now, I've somehow teamed up with this hunky beast of a man to get even with our cheating exes. At least it started that way, but now it's an excuse to spend time together... some of which is horizontal. The catch? He's got three kids who need him, and I'm still trying to figure out who I am. Starting a romance with each of us fresh out of a messy breakup is only asking for trouble. But the new me likes trouble. And Archer Bliss is trouble with a capital T.

Download or read book Vegas Baby written by Winter Renshaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-08 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crew Forrester is the ultimate Vegas playboy. He's never played a card game he couldn't beat and never met a showgirl he couldn't bed. He plays by his own rules, and he plays to win. At twenty-four, he's on top of the world, basking in his bachelorhood one debaucherous night at a time, when an early morning knock on his door changes everything. He's a daddy. He has a daughter. And he's never changed a diaper in his life. But just when he's getting a grip on this whole fatherhood thing, he meets Calypso, the intriguing lavender-and-patchouli-scented hippie in the apartment next door. She refuses to discuss her past, but Crew didn't win a dozen high stakes poker tournaments without learning a thing or two about reading people. She's hiding something. But Calypso's not just a mystery, she's the ultimate jackpot. And Crew's bet money before but never happiness. If he wants her, he'll have to take the biggest gamble of his life. But having her for his own would be the ultimate win.

Download or read book Single Dad CEO a Billionaire Boss Romance written by Lara Swann and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-21 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kenneth Stark. Billionaire CEO. Sexy Single Dad.At least, that's what they want to see.I don't tell anyone it's all falling apart.My little girl needs more than my divided attention - we both do.Someone to make us a family again.But with my billion dollar fortune, I can't trust anyone I date.Except maybe the one girl who wants nothing to do with me at all.Jessica Reynolds.Ten years ago, I broke her heart...Now she's back. My new secretary.The same sexy curves, sparkling humor and gorgeous smile...with a new distrust in her eyes.I guess she's not over what happened all those years ago.The more I see of her...the more I think I'm not either.It's a bad idea. She's hurt and scared, with her own problems. I've got my daughter to think of - and a damn harassment lawsuit to deal with. This isn't the time to be fantasizing about my new secretary. But then I see her with my little girl. Laughing and playing together. Everything I've always wanted.And none of that matters anymore.I want her back.I want a family. And I always get what I want.I made a mistake all those years ago.Now, I'll do whatever it takes to win her back.And this time, I won't let anything get in our way. Single Dad CEO is a full length standalone romance with no cheating or cliffhangers - and a guaranteed HEA!

Download or read book Single Dad written by Noelle Adams and published by Noelle Adams. This book was released on 2019-09-18 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The last thing I want is to partner on a library exhibit with Max, a hot new art professor at my college, but it's part of my job as librarian so I don't have a choice. My attraction to him is intense and immediate, but I'm taking a break from dating so I can focus on myself. I don't need a distraction like Max. He's a single father, and that's the only thing he can focus on now. He's never going to take a relationship with me seriously, no matter how much I want him to. Single Dad is the third book in the Milford College series, novellas about the faculty and staff of a small liberal arts college.