Download or read book Simply Color The Fowl Owl Another Fucking Swearing Adult Coloring Book Vol 1 written by Laura Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-24 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This crazy, HILARIOUS, swearing, offensive, adult coloring book will provide hours of escape from your boring, or not-so boring, fucked-up life. Grab your favorite set of colored pencils, and Simply Color The Fowl Owl's off-color, hilarious quotes and illustrations. You won't find a funnier and more satisfying way to pass the time. You will thoroughly enjoy having 50 pages of Illustrations and quotes to chose from each chosen from the author's own special collection of favorite "Fuck Off" statements which have served her well over the years dealing with fucked up shit from fucked up people. Sometimes it's hard telling it like it is. So, the Fowl Owl gets it. This book makes a great novelty gift for that special someone who really needs to chill the fuck out. Again, The Fowl Owl has your back. This book is pretty big at 8.5 x 11 inches with large print making it great for anyone whose eyes don't see so well. Also, this book is recommended for ages 18 and older. It contains fairly graphic language. Please distribute responsibly.

Download or read book Swearing Owls Swear Word Adult Coloring Book written by Thiago Ultra and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-07 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware! Owls hoot, hoot and swear like sh*t! Book not recommended for Children. Swearing Owls is a Swear Word Adult Coloring book featuring hilarious owls! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and hilarious owls. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: F**kwit Sh*t Storm F**kface Pr*ck Piss off Sh*tball B*tch F**knugget Kiss my A** C*nt What the hoot? Take no Sh*t I see dumbf**ks everywhere Thunderc*nt Sh*t F**cker 1, F**cker 2, F**cker 3 Crap Owl you need is some f**king love Hoot, hoot, motherf**ker He can karate chop the sh*t out! All words are integrated with owls illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out!

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Download or read book F ck Off I m Coloring Swear Word Coloring Book written by James Alexander and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS F★ck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious curse words and insults to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more. What's Inside: Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below) Beautiful Doodle Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More! Each Sweary Insult Is Printed on Black Paper Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words Fuck Douche Bitch Asshole Zero Fucks Given For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox) Asswipe Clusterfuck Shit Happens! Motherfucker Bastard Fucknugget What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices) Dickhead Fucktastic Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens) Piss Flaps Jackass Asshat Fuck You, You Twat Waffle! Bye Felicia! Fuck You, I'm Coloring! Calm Your Tits! Suck It Up, Buttercup! Baggy Vag Saggy Balls Twat Waffle Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck! Bullshit Sugar Tits Piss Off! Dipshit Fuckface Shit-a-brick Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On Skank My, My, Aren't You a Bitch... Fuckwit Twunt You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon Shitballs Fuck it! When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course! Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! Order now and get started! Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you... Preview the book at swearybook.com For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, fuck off im coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book"

Download or read book F ck Off I m Coloring Bitchin Blue Cover Edition written by Swearing N Coloring and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-29 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F*ck Off! I'm Coloring! Bitchin' Blue Cover Edition This is a blue cover edition of the First Edition, Volume One: F*ck Off! I'm Coloring. If you own that edition, please be aware that this is the same coloring book. Everybody needs a time out, and one of the greatest ways to relax is coloring. Yes, coloring for adults is a wonderful and fulfilling pastime, but sometimes the world just won't give you a second to yourself. It just seems like you can't get the down time that you need. When that happens, it's time to flip everyone the bird and shout, F*ck Off! I'm Coloring! Leave me the F*ck alone! If you can relate, then this is the coloring book for you! Get F$%$ing started today! *25 unique designs to color. *Bonus Cover Image, Bonus Title Page and Bonus Intro Page! *Images are printed twice in case you mess up. *No bleed through because every coloring page is on a separate piece of paper. *Anti-stress management. *Owls, Flowers, and many unique patterns. *Swear words or dirty phrases on every coloring page. Uncensored! *Use your own coloring tools. Colored pencils, crayons or markers. This coloring book is meant for adults or teens only.

Download or read book Adult Coloring Books Mandala written by Lori S. Gonzalez and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-26 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swear and Relax Coloring Book for Adults Do you ever feel STRESSED? Does your annoying coworker never shut up? Is that teacher just not making any sense? Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR, and we have the ultimate solution... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Swear and Relax. Color designs featuring humorous and inappropriate swear words, each page full of flowers, mandalas, cats, dogs, or other cute animals, all while letting the steam out. After all, nothing goes better with the f-word than a mandala! Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This Swear Word Adult Coloring Book features: 30 original SWEAR AND RELAX designs Single-sided pages 8.5" x 11" book size Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. WARNING: This swear word coloring book contains ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.

Download or read book Whoo the F ck Are You Looking At written by Cami Tannehill and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-29 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS ADULT COLORING BOOK CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND IS NEITHER INTENDED NOR SUITED FOR CHILDREN.THE #1 Way To Deal With The Stupid Shit We're Exposed To!These owls have some serious attitude! Let the owls say what you're thinking. Have you ever had someone say or do something that was so damn dumb that you just wanted to say, "Get The Fuck Outta Here"? Have you ever wanted to call your boss an "Asshole" or give someone the 'death stare' and say, "Fuck This Shit"? Well this Adult Coloring Book was designed especially FOR YOU! Whoo The F*ck Are You Looking At is packed full of swear words and beautifully designed owls. There's something for everyone. There are intricate designs for when you want to color a lot and simple designs for when you don't.Release your anger, have FUN, let off some steam and color your stress away with Whoo The F*ck Are You Looking At Adult Coloring Book.HERE'S WHAT YOU GET* 26 Single-Sided Pages with a blank space between designs. This helps to prevent bleed through from colored pencils, gel pens and markers.* 8.5 X 11 page size, with blank space around the edges for framing your MASTERPIECE!* Beautiful, intricate and simple design pages* FREE, BONUS swear word coloring pages (additional swear words that are NOT contained in this book!)Join the FUN on Facebook at: facebook.com/camitannehilladultcoloringbooksYou can connect with other adults that like to color. Share your coloring pages, your thoughts and enjoy the rip-roaring good time!

Download or read book Fifty Shades Of Fuck written by C. Steinhauer and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifty Shades of Fuck : An Adult Swear Word Coloring Book The title was inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James.This large adult swear word coloring book has 50 different one- sided coloring pages that can be removed to frame and hang on a wall or put on a desk. All coloring pages contain the work "FUCK "or a derivative of it in a funny, rude, or crude quote. Humorous and Hillarious !! If you like dropping the F Bomb, this is your coloring book.This satisfying adult coloring book will give you hours ofentertainment, delight & relaxation. Makes a very special gift for Birthdays,Christmas or just because.

Download or read book Swear Words Adult Coloring Book written by Kina Chan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-26 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pissed off? Well this is the ultimate solution! Sit down, shut up, and color away your shitty day! One of our top selling coloring books offers you over 30 pages of absolute entertainment and pure joy. Indulge in the humorous vulgar language these coloring pages have to offer! This foul mouth book is filled with various curse words, designed with intricate backgrounds, mandalas, flowers and more, so you can add some color to your vocabulary! A Beautifully Designed Stress-Relieving Coloring Book What's Inside * 30 Swear Words to Color (see list below) * Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details * Each Swear Word Is Printed on a Single Sided Paper * Large Coloring Page 8.5" x 11" * Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! ** Get this popular Swear Words Adult Coloring Book by Kina Chan ** List of Words Bitches Bitch Tits Dick Bag Dick Hole Dick Weed Duche Bag Dumb Fuck Jabroni Piss Off Lardass Motherfucker Suck Ass Ass Bandit Ass Clown Ass Face Ass Hat Ass Hole Ass Monkey Fuck Boy Fuck Head Fuck Tard God Dammit Hell No Hell Yes Jackass Jerkoff Shit Face Shit and More.... ” Get This Book Today “ TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, James Alexander

Download or read book Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves Coloring Book written by Petrichor Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-25 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Searching for the perfect adult coloring book because you've had enough of other people?This totally shit swear word coloring book is full of all kinds of single-paged designs for you to color in - so that you don't have to think about other people and their problems. From unicorns to mandala (no, not Nelson) designs, all you need to worry about is getting your effing coloring book out (and your effing coloring pens) and spend the day coloring shit in. Fuck everyone else. You'll feel relaxed and mysteriously aroused (probably) after a few hours and it saves you having to worry about life's responsibilities. Inside, you'll find such inspirational quotes such as 'If at first you don't succeed, don't fucking bother', 'I love that sound when you shut the fuck up' and 'I can see your point but you're still full of shit'.

Download or read book Just F cking Color written by Cynthia Van Edwards and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-24 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JUST F*CKING COLOR - "Profanity Hidden in Plain Sight!" [MATURE CONTENT] FREE PDF by Emailing publishing company at the back of the book, or buy the paperback and get the Kindle version for free!!! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. Take their tooth brush and scratch that moist part of your butthole with it. You know, do something nice. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. USE A PIECE of blank PAPER beneath your drawings as you color them, especially if you are using markers with alcohol in them. Ideally you would use map colors or colored pencils because they create the longest lasting unfading color. PLEASE: Take pictures of your finished coloring designs and post them to CYNTHIA VAN EDWARD's Facebook page. Also, if you post them in a review we will send you a free copy of any of the other books Cynthia (or our other artists) have designed. So check us out and let's see what you're made of!

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring The Portable Edition written by Dare You Stamp Company and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book, now available as a smaller paperback edition! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Download or read book Inappropriate Coloring Books for Adults written by Jay Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Beautiful Illustrations. We've included 50 Expertly illustrated swearing and cursing designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hour upon hour of entertainment! *Relaxing Coloring Pages. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... *Single-sided Pages. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed- through problem found in other coloring books. *Great for All Skill Levels. You can color every page however you want and there is no wrong way to color (even if you are a beginner).

Download or read book F ck Off I m Coloring written by Swearing Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2016-02-16 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F*ck Off! I'm Coloring!Everybody needs a time out, and one of the greatest ways to relax is coloring. Yes, coloring for adults is a wonderful and fulfilling pastime, but sometimes the world just won't give you a second to yourself. It just seems like you can't get the down time that you need.When that happens, it's time to flip everyone the bird and shout, "F*ck Off! I'm Coloring! Leave me the F*ck alone!"If you can relate, then this is the coloring book for you!Get F$%$ing started today!*26 great designs to color.*No bleed through because every coloring page is on a separate piece of paper.*Anti-stress management.*Owls, Flowers, and many unique patterns.*Swear words or dirty phrases on every coloring page. Uncensored!*Use your own coloring tools. Colored pencils, crayons or markers.This coloring book is meant for adults or teens only.

Download or read book Offensive And Vulgar Coloring Book written by Velma Drudi and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-12 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE! ADULT SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK Are you looking for an excellent gag gift or something you simply can't find in stores? If so, this book is for you! Loaded with vulgar and offensive words and sayings that simply can't be said out loud, so they must be colored! The IOffensive And Vulgar Coloring Book is a unique collection of 25 uncensored adult curse words and phrases coloring pages for you to use to relieve stress and relax. You might think that you have a filthy mouth and mind, but wait until you see how shocking and horrible these coloring pages are. Try not to blush! This coloring book is filled with mesmerizing shapes, flowers, and designs to help reset when assholes and jerkoffs try and ruin your day. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages. There is a variety of original designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or family. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! Over 20 New Collections of Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words and phrases coloring pages designed for adults Fun patterns, shapes, mandalas, and flowers to color Each coloring page is designed to help you relieve stress and promote relaxation The variety of pages ensure there is something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Download or read book Fifty Shades of Fuck written by C. STEINHAUER and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-08 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifty Shades of Fuck : An Adult Swear Word Coloring Book. An irrivant adult profanity filled coloring book to just relax and calm the fuck down. You will enjoy coloring these simple to complex eclectic styled coloring pages. Each coloring page contains the word "FUCK" or a derivitive of it. The title was inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James. This large adult swear word coloring book has 50 different one- sided coloring pages that can be removed to frame and hang on a wall or put on a desk. These funny, rude, and crude Fuck quotes are Humorous and Hillarious !! If you like dropping the F Bomb, this is your coloring book. This satisfying adult coloring book will give you hours of entertainment, laughter & relaxation. Makes a very special gift for Birthdays,Christmas or just because.Tags: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Download or read book Offensive Coloring Book written by Jd Adult Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Beautiful Illustrations. We've included 50 Expertly illustrated swearing and cursing designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hour upon hour of entertainment! *Relaxing Coloring Pages. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... *Single-sided Pages. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed- through problem found in other coloring books. *Great for All Skill Levels. You can color every page however you want and there is no wrong way to color (even if you are a beginner).