Download or read book Silly Stuff written by Stoo Hample and published by Walker Books Limited. This book was released on 2004 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: H-O-T spells cold. D-O-G spells cat. 2 and 2 are 5. Now what do you think of that? Silly, isn't it? Well, this book is full of silly stuff like that: silly songs and stories, silly names and questions, silly recipes and clothes, silly-willy things to say...When you read it, you'll laugh like anything. You'll giggle like a gigglecopter. You might even turn into a bathtub. Now, wouldn't that be silly?
Download or read book Bar Games Jokes Silly Stuff written by Scott Young and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-10-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How To Be An Outstanding Bartender, Server, Cocktail Waitress Jammed Packed With Popular Interactive Fun That Bartenders & Servers Around The World Use to Create Better Experiences For Guests. Funny Stuff, Presentation Style, Bar Bets, Games, Magic & More.
Download or read book The Silly Book of Side Splitting Stuff written by Andy Seed and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This laugh-out-loud book is bursting with lists, facts, jokes and funny true stories all about silly people, silly animals, silly inventions, silly names and much more. Discover The Great Stink, the man who ate a bike, a girl really called Lorna Mower and a sofa that can do 101mph. Find out about famous pranks, crazy festivals, nutty cats, gross foods, epic sports fails, ludicrously silly words and really rubbish predictions. There are even lots of great silly things to do. Unmissable!
Download or read book All the Silly Stuff in My Teeth written by Mike Henson and published by . This book was released on 2022-05-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fantastical, dream-like story about teeth brushing, that takes readers on a journey into the narrator’s imagination and beyond.
Download or read book All the Silly Stuff in my Teeth written by Mike Henson and published by Happy Yak. This book was released on 2022-05-03 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All the Silly Stuff in my Teeth is a fantastical, dream-like story about teeth brushing, that takes readers on a journey into the narrator’s imagination and encourages good personal hygiene and following a daily routine. Tonight I brushed my teeth. and with the usual mess, I found all kinds of silly stuff that you would never guess! There were breakfast O's and ice cream scoops... An airplane doing loop the loops An airplane? Now that’s absurd! Then to my shock... a flock of birds! The charming artwork and sing-song rhyme scheme take readers on an adventure filled with fantastical imagery, as all kinds of things from cyclists doing stunts to an animal brass band are revealed inside the protagonist's mouth as they brush their teeth! With entertaining illustrations from Barbara Bakos, let this wonderful picture book transport you and your children to another world before they go to sleep.
Download or read book The Silly Book written by Stuart E. Hample and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of silliness, both verbal and visual.
Download or read book The Silly Book of Side Splitting Stuff written by Andy Seed and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This laugh-out-loud book is bursting with lists, facts, jokes and funny true stories all about silly people, silly animals, silly inventions, silly names and much more. Discover The Great Stink, the man who ate a bike, a girl really called Lorna Mower and a sofa that can do 101mph. Find out about famous pranks, crazy festivals, nutty cats, gross foods, epic sports fails, ludicrously silly words and really rubbish predictions. There are even lots of great silly things to do. Unmissable!
Download or read book The Awesomest Randomest Book Ever written by Mary Richards Beaumont and published by American Girl Publishing Incorporated. This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "So what's this book about anyway? Well, it's about baby animals, fun crafts, and delicious recipes. It's about using your imagination, learning stuff, and solving problems. It's also about science. And room decorating. It's got weird jokes and pictures of goats. Basically, it's totally random--just like you!"--Page [4] of cover.
Download or read book Silly Socks and Other Stuff written by Bev Stone and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Silly Socks and Other Stuff is a modern anthology of mirthful children's poems destined to delight parents and children alike. Based on common themes of childhood and fun illustrations, Silly Socks and other Stuff, is sure to become a family favorite.
Download or read book Seriously Silly Things To Do written by Stephanie Clarkson and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-08-27 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you serious about being silly? Then switch your brain into wacky mode and dive into this loony collection of games and activities, each with a totally nutty twist! If you're as mad as a hatter and as barmy as a box of frogs - this is the book for you!
Download or read book Stupid Things I Won t Do When I Get Old written by Steven Petrow and published by Citadel. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of David Sedaris and Nora Ephron, a humorous, irreverent, and poignant look at the gifts, stereotypes, and inevitable challenges of aging, based on award-winning journalist Steven Petrow's wildly popular New York Times essay, "Things I'll Do Differently When I Get Old." Soon after his 50th birthday, Petrow began assembling a list of “things I won’t do when I get old”—mostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then 70-something year old parents were doing wrong. That list, which included “You won’t have to shout at me that I’m deaf,” and “I won’t blame the family dog for my incontinence,” became the basis of this rousing collection of do’s and don’ts, wills and won’ts that is equal parts hilarious, honest, and practical. The fact is, we don’t want to age the way previous generations did. “Old people” hoard. They bore relatives—and strangers alike—with tales of their aches and pains. They insist on driving long after they’ve become a danger to others (and themselves). They eat dinner at 4pm. They swear they don’t need a cane or walker (and guess what happens next). They never, ever apologize. But there is another way... In Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old, Petrow candidly addresses the fears, frustrations, and stereotypes that accompany aging. He offers a blueprint for the new old age, and an understanding that aging and illness are not the same. As he writes, “I meant the list to serve as a pointed reminder—to me—to make different choices when I eventually cross the threshold to ‘old.’” Getting older is a privilege. This essential guide reveals how to do it with grace, wisdom, humor, and hope. And without hoarding. Praise for Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old: “Unbelievably witty and relatable, I alternated bursting into laughter and placing my hand over my face in horror thinking, Oh my God, is that me? I often say, at this age we have something young people can never have…wisdom. My dear friend, Steven Petrow, has wisdom to share in this honest, funny, wry guide to keep us young at heart, without desperately hanging onto our youth. I am buying this book for all of my friends!” —Suzanne Somers, New York Times bestselling author of A New Way to Age “Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old is an irreverent, funny, honest look at aging and all the things we take for granted as normal parts of aging. They don’t need to be. If you struggle with getting older and want to find a fresh perspective on lessons learned about what NOT to do as we age, and what TO do to stay young in heart, spirit, mind and body, read this book.” —Mark Hyman, MD, #1 New York Times bestseller author of The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet, and Head of Strategy and Innovation at the Cleveland Clinic Center for Functional Medicine. “Steven Petrow resolved to do things differently than his parents had when he gets old because he wished they’d been able to enjoy life more. His solution? He created a list! In this book, he shares the secrets to living a full life regardless of our age. It's all about the decisions we make every day. My advice in a nutshell: Read this book and keep it handy.” —“Dear Abby” (Jeanne Phillips), nationally syndicated advice columnist “It’s never too early to imagine what your life will look like as you age. And as I once wrote, ‘We are not hostages to our fate.’ Petrow’s book will help you plan, think, and redefine what it means to get older—and even laugh while doing it.” —Andrew Weil, MD, New York Times bestselling author of Spontaneous Healing and Healthy Aging: A Lifelong Guide to Your Well-Being “Steven Petrow not only has a great attitude about life, he is wise about how to live it. Like me, he says we should embrace our one life 100% and not let a number—our age—get in the way of anything! Steven’s book will help you rethink the word “aging” and approach this next chapter with a positive and proactive attitude. Plus, this book is fun!” —Denise Austin, renowned fitness expert, author, and columnist “Steven’s writing feels like sitting with a friend—one who is unusually gracious, warm and frank.” —Carolyn Hax, author of the nationally syndicated advice column, Carolyn Hax Praise for Steven Petrow: "Steven Petrow's Complete Gay & Lesbian Manners helps gays and straights navigate the subtleties of the same-sex world." —People "Move over, Emily Post! When it comes to etiquette for members of the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community—as well as their straight friends, family members and coworkers--author and journalist Steven Petrow is the authority." —TIME "What could've easily become a novelty book has emerged as an exhaustively researched, essential resource thanks to advice columnist and etiquette expert Steven Petrow." —The Advocate "From having kids to planning funerals, Steven Petrow's Complete Gay & Lesbian Manners has most facets of gay life covered. Ms. Post would approve." —Entertainment Weekly "An indispensable refresher course...on what's proper in modern...life." —Kirkus Reviews
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2011-09-22 with total page 587 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
Download or read book The Liberal Redneck Manifesto written by Trae Crowder and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's"--
Download or read book Busy Buddies written by Cece Bell and published by Candlewick Press (MA). This book was released on 2006-01 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted board book features friendly pairs of things that are just meant to be together, such as Shoes and Socks, Fork and Knife, and Pencil and Paper.
Download or read book Silly Things Happen written by Houghton Mifflin Company and published by Houghton Mifflin. This book was released on 1992-08 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Terry Denton s Bumper Book of Holiday Stuff to Do written by Terry Denton and published by MacMillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2023-05-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All you need is a pen to join Terry Denton for 100s of pages of hilarious holiday fun!
Download or read book I Am Not a Dog Toy written by Ethan T. Berlin and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A toy bear insists that he's a kid's toy--not a dog toy--in this story that shows that a true friendship is always one that goes in both directions. A fun bear, who wears a vest with many pockets, is the brand new toy for a little girl. Bear couldn't be more excited to play with the girl, but she is a little less than enthused. In fact, she throws him into the dog's water bowl. Splash! Bear doesn't take the hint. Dog, however, is very excited to play with Bear. But Bear insists he is not a dog toy, he is a kid's toy. So he keeps trying to get the girl's attention... to no avail. Will Bear ever realize that Dog is the better friend? Kids making friends will see that friendship isn't really friendship unless it's reciprocated in this hilarious and sweet picture book.
