Download or read book Silly Alien Stories for Bigger Kids written by Denis Hayes and published by PartridgeIndia. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over the Universe but not always in a serious way. The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the Universe that has no sides. They come from a galaxy so old that it has forgotten its name and so is just called "The Oldest Galaxy." The "Creator has made them the Caretakers, Custodians, and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating. This first book in the series centres around their activities and relationships with a rather primitive planet they call Earth which they observe and sometimes interfere with as though it were a Zoo. They revue and alter the Earthlets knowledge of Gods, Science, Technology, Sport, Climate, Environment and everything else sometimes successfully and sometimes disastrously but always with an impish sense of mischief. This is the Universe that will make scientists and others sit up and think again. Well that is the hope of the Aliens at least!
Download or read book Silly Alien Space War Stories for Bigger Kids written by Denis Hayes and published by PartridgeIndia. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over all over the Universe but not always in a serious way. The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the Universe that has no sides. They come from a Galaxy so old that its name has been forgotten and so is just called "The Oldest Galaxy." The "Creator has made them Caretakers, Custodians and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating. This second book in the series centres around an attack from another Universe led by an Alien who had slipped into our Universe aeons before and had created havoc. He had been deported, supposedly back to his own Universe but had been dumped into a different one by mistake. He has been plotting his revenge ever since. Our Aliens have developed a Space Fighter to end all wars but found that only Humans can utilise it to the full. This is a story of how one man saved the Universe and returned to tell the tale.
Download or read book Silly Alien Time Travel Stories for really Big Kids written by Denis Hayes and published by PartridgeIndia. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over the Universe but not always in a serious way. The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the universe that has no sides. They come from a Galaxy so old that its name has been forgotten and so is just called "The Oldest Galaxy." The "Creator" has made them the Caretakers, Custodians and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating. This third book in the series centres around the Human hero who saved the Universe and his attempts to get back to where and who he was when he originally left Earth. He finds that two or three years in Space Time is ten thousand years in Earth Time so he sneaks a peak into the future and meets future human beings. He gets a lot of shocks and surprises, not all good, before the Aliens find a way to return him to his origins. He discovers that the future Humans have read his books that he hasn't written yet so that is the reason why the author is writing the books now so that future Humans can read about themselves from the past!!
Download or read book The Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot written by Margaret McNamara and published by Random House Studio. This book was released on 2011-09-27 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduce kids to the planets and solar system in this fractured fairy tale retelling of the classic The Three Little Pigs. Parents and children alike will adore this out-of-this-world story, which is set in outer space! GREEP BOINK MEEP! The three little aliens are happily settling into their new homes when the Big Bad Robot flies in to crack and smack and whack their houses down! A chase across the solar system follows in this humorous and visually stunning book from Margaret McNamara (How Many Seeds in a Pumpkin?) and Mark Fearing (The Book that Eats People). The endpapers even include a labeled diagram of all the planets.
Download or read book Alien Tomato written by Kristen Schroeder and published by Page Street Kids. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It streaked through the sky on a perfect day in July and landed in the garden... When a mysterious red orb appears one day, the vegetables aren’t sure what to make of it. They decide that it must be an alien tomato! They name her Allie and try to make her feel as welcome as possible. But Gopher isn’t convinced. He’s sure it’s just a ball. This delightfully silly tale and its equally hilarious art are a perfect fit for gardeners and sci-fi fans alike.
Download or read book Bye Bye Baby Boy Big Boy Blues written by Denis Hayes and published by PartridgeIndia. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They are the generations who should really have been the most screwed up. But they weren't! They survived the horrors of great wars, monster depressions, savage recessions, rationing, bombing, living for years in holes in the ground, persecuted, deprived and bankrupt. They should have been crazy in a normal world but somehow ended up normal in a crazy world. This is the story of a family and in particular one boy who endured it all, grew up, and sort of triumphed. It is not a book to be read and understood in the context of the 21st century. It relates to events long gone but not forgotten. Tradition, culture and conservatism were the order of the day even by those who thought themselves radicals. Politically correct fans will have a blue fit if they read it. The author hopes they do! If this book makes anybody understand and think again then the writer will feel he has had a measure of success. Amongst the horror, trials and tribulations characters emerge full of life, fun and humour.
Download or read book Aliens in Underpants Save the World written by Claire Freedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2030-12-30 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Download or read book The Misadventures of Wunderwear Woman in America written by Denis Hayes and published by PartridgeIndia. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As before Wunderwear Woman is different. She is not anorexic, muscled and hardbodied. She doesn't collapse at the sight of Kryptonite, or turn into a fly or spider, nor does she fly in the air or run up walls to destroy two hundred opponents in thirty seconds. Some might say she just blunders in whereas in reality she only wants to speak her mind and say it as she sees it. In the first book she was based in the UK. Here she is based in the USA. She is happily married, has slimmed down and has a more thoughtful but still forthright approach. She is still big, bold, upfront and in your face. She wants to change the world and dares to say things others hardly dare to think. She faces the facts as she see them and faces the people who need to be faced. In the first book the characters who surrounded her mainly fed her the lines. In this book her companions have a lot more to say for themselves. This is an adult book, humorous, satirical and sexually explicit with strong language in places. Things that adults do! Wunderwear Woman is not for the smug, contented and fainthearted and is specifically designed to irritate the conservatives and politically correct. Enjoy the world of Wunderwear.
Download or read book Out of this World Stories written by Denis Hayes and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2014-02 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can we talk to the trees? Well over the years people have tried, One Singer sang to them but they didn't answer. A Prince talked to them and was thought to be barmy. Here a Human not only talks to trees and plants but also creatures who have a lot of recognisable problems with Humans. Throw in beings from other dimensions on this planet and Aliens from another galaxy and you have a whole crazy stew of unbelievable events. There is a mass exodus of snails from France who don't want to be eaten, French frogs who need wheelchairs because their legs have been cut off and crickets from China who don't want to be fried. They all become an immigration problem! There are English centipedes complaining about the cost and quality of 50 pairs of trainers and a host of other beings who resent being disturbed. The Human is caught up in all these trials and tribulations and just when he thinks he has escaped ..... Well!!? The reader will be brought face to face with another reality through fantasy, humour and fun. Read and enjoy.
Download or read book If I Were an Astronaut written by Eric Braun and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2010 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discusses activities astronauts do while they're in space.
Download or read book Misadventures of Wunderwear Woman Down Under written by Denis Hayes and published by Partridge Publishing Singapore. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As always Wunderwear Woman is a special breed. She is not anorexic, rippling with muscles and totally hardbodied. She doesnt collapse at the sight of Kryptonite, nor turn into a fly or spider, neither does she fly in the air or run up walls to destroy a hundred opponents in just a few seconds. Some may say she just blunders in whereas in reality she only wants to speak her mind and tell it as she sees it. In the first book she was single and based in the UK while in the second she was married and living in the USA. In this the third book she visits Australia with her in-laws. She has slimmed and trimmed, but not too much and has modified her approach but not too far. She is still very bold and upfront but in a more controlled way. She wants to change the world, make it a better place and still dares to say the things too many hardly dare to think. She faces the facts as she sees them and faces the people who need to be faced. She has developed her style to let others into her opinions. She sets the scene for others to explode and have a lot more to say for themselves than previously. The results are just as comical and just as serious. This is an adult book, humorous, satirical and sexually explicit with strong language in places dealing with all the issues of the past, present and future times. Things that adults do! Beware! Wunderwear Woman is not for the smug, contented and fainthearted and is specifically designed to irritate the conservatives and politically correct. Enjoy the world of Wunderwear Woman.
Download or read book Hard Travellin Man Blues written by Denis Hayes and published by Partridge Publishing Singapore. This book was released on 2014-03-20 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They were the generations who should really have been the most screwed up but they weren`t! They survived the horrors of great wars, monster depressions, savage recessions, rationing, bombing, living for years in holes in the ground, persecuted, derived and bankrupt. They should have been crazy in a normal world but somehow ended up normal in a crazy world. Everything started badly yet they had the guts to lift themselves up and get out to help to restore a ruined planet. This is a continuation of the story that began in the book 'Bye Bye Baby Boy Big Boy Blues'. The story of a family and in particular one boy who endured it all, grew up and sort of triumphed. Who went out to put himself and things back together. It covers very different ground from that of the localised territory of the first book but in the same down to earth way. This envelopes the world and people in a very different manner to that described in most books. Ordinary people in extra-ordinary situations with their feet still firmly on the ground, characters that emerge full of life, fun, ability and humour.
Download or read book Your Alien written by Tammi Sauer and published by Union Square Press. This book was released on 2024-01-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little boy meets a stranded alien child and the two instantly strike up a fabulous friendship. They go to school, explore the neighborhood, and have lots of fun all day. However, when bedtime rolls around, the little boy must comfort his homesick new friend. This funny, heartwarming story proves that friends and family are the most important things in the universe . . . no matter who or where you are.
Download or read book Aliens Love Underpants written by Claire Freedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Aliens love underpants, in every shape and size, But there are no underpants in space, so here's a big surprise...." This zany, hilarious tale is delightfully brought to life by Ben Cort's vibrant illustrations. With a madcap, rhyming text by award-winning Claire Freedman, this is sure to enchant and amuse the whole family! Perfect for joining in, this story is fantastically fresh and funny - you'll laugh your pants off!
Download or read book Monstersaurus written by Claire Freedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monty LOVES inventing But things don't always work - His walking toaster ran away And the robot went BERSERK! But then one day Monty found a book with instructions on how to create inventions very rare... read it if you dare! 'Fun, colourful and dynamic for 3+. It will brighten Halloween no end.' The Times 'This brand new picture book from the Aliens Love Underpants creators is great...This book will be enjoyed again and again.' We Love this Book 'A fabulous book combining fun, rhythmic text and bright, dynamic illustrations.' Creative Steps 'Brilliantly zany illustrations tell you the story along with the rhyming text. There's a big - and hilarious - surprise at the end. A really enjoyable book.' Parents in Touch 'A monstrous new tale…full of riotous rhyme and boy appeal.' The Bookseller 'No Aliens this Christmas, but fans can look forward to a monstrous new invention from the award-winning author and illustrator team.' The Bookseller Children's Buyer's Guide 'It's a cracking read, very grisly and very compelling.' The Bookseller Children's Buyers Guide 'The brilliant Aliens Love Underpants pair have dreamed up a big, bold thriller of a picture book...this is a guaranteed favourite.' Daily Mail
Download or read book Here Come the Aliens written by Colin McNaughton and published by Walker Books Limited. This book was released on 1997 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this colourful picture book, the aliens are coming - in all shapes and sizes. But something frightens them off, and they vanish forever.
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
