Download or read book Shits and Giggles for When You Can t Poop written by Books By Books By Larry and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-08 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This guided prompt journal is perfect alternative to a gift card for your friends, family, and colleagues with a sense of humor who enjoy laughing. Features: 8.25x6 Lined Journal 121 Cream Pages Soft Matte Cover Makes a Perfect Gift For: Yourself Birthday Life's Milestone Events Newlyweds New Home Owners Gag Gift

Download or read book Pooping Is Gross written by Melissa Martz and published by . This book was released on 2018-01-18 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A short and hilarious children's book about the gross reality of pooping! Kids can't resist the giggles and neither can adults when reading this relate-able book. Pooping is Gross is the antithesis to the well known book "Everybody Poops".

Download or read book Absurd Humor written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2024-02-19 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a trip through a random guy's mind to witness some of the most wacky observations in the world. From the increasingly insane to the blatantly bizarre. You're sure to get tangled in an endless spiderweb that one man weaved all by himself. Don't even try to escape his grasp. Because once he latches on he's like a rabid dog savagely searching for a treat in every dark corner in sight. But seriously he's a nice guy. Why not stop on by and see what the buzz is about? From this to that, to brains flowing through an hourglass, we got you covered. Welcome to thoughts made by millions of men embedded in one man's memory bank. They combined their will of inspiration inside of him and this book popped out. However you want to put it. It's way too crude. It's way too honest. It's way too absurd. So jump on in and see what the fuss is about. This is one jack wagon sure to send you soaring into the stars by blowing your mind more than its ever been blown before. Don't be shy. So step on in and walk on up. Buy your ticket and hop inside. It's time to get absurd and wiggle through this book like a worm. Dig hard.

Download or read book The Little Book of Poop written by Orange Hippo! and published by OH. This book was released on 2024-05-09 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bitesize nuggets of poo trivia too witty to wipe away. To celebrate the 540-millionth anniversary of the very first butthole – thanks sea sponges – this is the The Little Book of Poo(p). And, rather wonderfully, it's utter shit. A real turd. 100 per cent crap. In short, the perfect toilet book. This compact compendium is anything but constipated, despite being stuffed with perfectly shaped nuggets of poo knowledge squeezed into the easily digetsible form of facts, stats, trivia, quotes and history and much more to boot. This little book lifts the lid on humankind's greatest obsession to celebrate its many shapes, sizes, smells and backstories all for your reading please next time you're on the throne without your phone. With this book, you'll be straining to hold back the tears... of laughter. That's our shat-isfaction guarantee. Enjoy! 'Just poopin'. You know how I be.' Michael Scott, The Office U.S., Series 6, Episode 10

Download or read book Good Sh t written by Julia Blohberger and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2021-12-28 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time to talk sh*t—literally! Improve your gut health, and your life, with this relatable and humorous handbook. If you grew up in the Western world, you were probably taught that poop is gross. Unspeakable, even. But it’s a waste to think of poop as a waste. Bags under our eyes tell us we’re not getting enough sleep. Sallow skin, thinning hair, and brittle nails tell us if our diets are imbalanced or if we're overstressed. Poop tells us all of that—and much more. This friendly and conversational handbook from two certified yoga and Ayurveda coaches teaches you how to think of poop as a useful gauge of overall health, and helps you track the effects of simple lifestyle adjustments with: • A seven-day tracker to observe your current poop health. • Insights on the impact of diet, exercise, sleep, and stress on your poop, with tips for making improvements in all areas. • Journal prompts that help you analyze behaviors that lead to good and bad poops. • A 21-day tracker to help you see the positive impact of lifestyle changes on your poop over time. • And more!

Download or read book The Shit Book written by Thomas N. Bainter and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-11-04 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about shit. Not the shit you have in your closet or those lying around the house or the shit in your car, but it is about shit. The stuff that comes out of your body when you have to go to the bathroom. Not the stuff that comes out the front side but the stuff that comes out of your butt. It doesnt matter how poor you are, how rich you are, how ugly you are, or how beautiful you are. It doesnt matter if you are skinny or overweight. And no matter what you may think, your shit does stink sometimes. This book is for all of you who have ever admired your dirty deed. For those of you whose brother made you run to the bathroom because you thought someone had died only to see the longest turd ever in the stool.

Download or read book Beautiful on the Outside written by Adam Rippon and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former Olympic figure skater and self-professed America's Sweetheart Adam Rippon shares his underdog journey from beautiful mess to outrageous success in this hilarious, big-hearted memoir. Your mom probably told you it's what on the inside that counts. Well, then she was never a competitive figure skater. Olympic medalist Adam Rippon has been making it pretty for the judges even when, just below the surface, everything was an absolute mess. From traveling to practices on the Greyhound bus next to ex convicts to being so poor he could only afford to eat the free apples at his gym, Rippon got through the toughest times with a smile on his face, a glint in his eye, and quip ready for anyone listening. Beautiful on the Outside looks at his journey from a homeschooled kid in Scranton, Pennsylvania, to a self-professed American sweetheart on the world stage and all the disasters and self-delusions it took to get him there. Yeah, it may be what's on the inside that counts, but life is so much better when it's beautiful on the outside.

Download or read book Seductive Serenade written by Simone J. Maxwell and published by Simone J. Maxwell. This book was released on 2023-08-22 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How far will a shy wordsmith go to inspire a desperate rock star plagued by writer’s block? Cleo Being the introverted twin of a mega famous pop star is a special kind of hell—especially since it’s the stolen poems from my journal that turned my sister into a household name. I’m fine being Kennedy’s assistant, and it’s amazing to hear fans sing my words every night, but I wish I could step out of her shadow, just once. A quiet week alone at the sun-kissed Hideaway resort is exactly what I need after months on tour. I’m ready to leave behind the chaos that comes with being “Kennedy’s sister” and just be Cleo Maxwell for a while. At least I was, until Benji Prescott, the heartbreakingly handsome ex-boybander I’ve crushed on for over a decade, knocks on my villa door and asks for songwriting help, mistaking me for my sister. Benji It’s been five years since I’ve had a hit song. Five years of imposter syndrome and pressure to show my label I’m not some one-hit wonder. After taking time out of the limelight to rediscover my passion for music, I’m determined to prove everyone wrong. There’s just one thing—I can’t come up with a decent song to save my life. I came to The Hideaway seeking a cure for my creative block, but I found something—someone—even better. Kennedy Maxwell is nothing like I expected; she’s insightful, authentic, and there’s something about her that’s just so damn seductive. It’s hard to stay focused on the music when I can’t stop thinking about the dirty things I’d like to do to her… Each book in The Hideaway series is a steamy, stand-alone romance with NO cliffhanger and an HEA. Suitable for ages 18+. Come find your escape.

Download or read book Watching over You written by mikki roderick and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-07 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anne and Julie have been Best Friends for years but things have been changing lately. Annes husband, Jim, has been drinking more and showing Julie a lot more attention. Anne keeps thinking that its her and shes just needs to be a better wife. Her need to always make things better clouds her judgment and she doesnt notice Jim & Julies inappropriate behavior with each other. John has his dream job but things just havent been right for him for the last few months so he takes a leave of absence. He has one year to get things together. He takes a less stressful temporary job and ends up working with Jim where he becomes aware of the troubles between Anne and Jim and Julie. He meets Anne and is drawn to her in a way he cant explain. He wants to help her and protect her and finds himself having to make some odd decisions. Dennis, Johns best friend, supports him and wants to help him anyway he can but is beginning to wonder if John is the mysterious motorcyclist hes seen at night in Annes neighborhood while hes on patrol. Will things go too far between Jim & Julie? Has John crossed the line of being helpful to obsessive? Whos license plate number is on the note the nosey neighbor gave Dennis?

Download or read book Skinny Bitch Bun in the Oven written by Rory Freedman and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Skinny Bitch created a movement when it exposed the horrors of the food industry, while inspiring people across the world to stop eating "crap." Now the "Bitches" are back -- this time with a book geared to pregnant women. And just because their audience is in a "delicate condition" doesn't mean they'll deliver a gentle message. As they did with Skinny Bitch, Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin expose the truth about the food we eat -- with its hormones, chemicals, and other funky stuff. But even though they are "Skinny," they want women to chow down on the right foods and gain their fair share of weight through their pregnancies. They also won't mince words on these topics: the best foods for a healthy baby and mommy the dangers of common lotions, creams, and beauty products that women slather on their bodies (many contain carcinogens) why every mother should "suck it up" and breastfeed the lowdown on what really happens "post-push" (after birth) how the companies we trust don't care about children (choosing baby food and other products carefully) With the same sassy tone that made Skinny Bitch laugh-out-loud funny, Skinny Bitch: Bun in the Oven will give expectant moms the information they need to "use their head" and have a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby.

Download or read book The Kids Book of Poop written by Professor Poopy McDooDoo and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Kids Book of Poop: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids Of All Ages About Poop and Pooping When it comes to poop, Professor Poopy McDooDoo knows it all. Now young readers can too! Loads of stinky details about poop and pooping are in the pages of this book. With The Kids Book of Poop, kids everywhere can get a quick education on a very important and funny topic . . . POOP! This book is appropriate for all ages who don't mind a little bathroom humor. With engaging, sly illustrations, laugh-out-loud text, and even a special kid-friendly poop joke, get ready for loads of laughs and giggles with every page of this hilarious book. Kids will want to read this fun, silly book over and over again!This book is available in paperback and Kindle formats. Add it to your shopping cart now and your child will be having fun reading about one very funny topic . . . poop!

Download or read book It Happened at The Hideaway Collection 1 written by Simone J. Maxwell and published by Simone J. Maxwell. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection includes the first three books in the It Happened at The Hideaway series, plus an extra bonus scene for each couple! Welcome to The Hideaway, an ultra-exclusive luxury resort and spa tucked into Mexico’s stunning Pacific Coast. Against the backdrop of sparkling turquoise water and lush, verdant mountains, Hollywood’s hottest celebrities and elite VIPs can let down their guard out of the public eye. And with a discreet staff anticipating their every desire, that leaves plenty of time for relaxation…and romance. There’s just one rule: what happens at The Hideaway stays at The Hideaway. Then again, rules were made to be broken. Book 1: Seductive Serenade Pretending to be her famous pop star sister for a week isn’t Cleo Maxwell’s idea of a relaxing vacation. But when Benji Prescott, the heartbreakingly handsome ex-boybander she has a crush on, knocks on her villa door and asks for songwriting help, there’s no way she’s turning him down. With their feelings for each other intensifying and the days ticking by, how much longer can Cleo maintain the charade? Book 2: Runaway Romance Emmy Santos, a former child star looking to make a comeback, thought marrying her popular, beloved costar would be the answer to all her problems, but on the morning of their much-anticipated wedding, her gut tells her to run. When she ends up at The Hideaway, Xavier Tate—her best friend’s successful, handsome older brother—is the last person she expects to encounter. Will their sizzling connection make her rethink her stance on walking down the aisle? Book 3: Christmas Connection Luxury hotel reviewer Monica Ryan is finding it hard to get over her thirst-trapping celebrity pastry chef ex—especially since his face is all over billboards and popping up on her social feeds. Escaping to The Hideaway with her sister just before the holidays seems like the perfect way to put Philippe Deslauriers out of mind, but as fate has it, he’s visiting the resort as well. This Christmas, they’ve been gifted a second chance at happiness…will they let it go to waste? Each book in the series is a steamy, stand-alone romance with NO cliffhanger and an HEA. Suitable for ages 18+. Come find your escape.

Download or read book Dirty Japanese written by Matt Fargo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-26 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn cool slang, funny insults and all the words they didn’t teach you in class with this comprehensive guide to dirty Japanese. You’ve taken Japanese lessons and learned all kinds of useful phrases. You know how to order dinner, get directions, and ask for the bathroom. But what happens when it’s time to drop the textbook formality? To really know a language, you need to know it’s bad words, too. You need Dirty Japanese. From common slang and insulting curses to explicit sexual expressions, this volume teaches the kind of Japanese heard heard every day on the streets from Tokyo to Kyoto from “What’s up?” (Ossu?) to “I’m smashed,” (Beron beron ni nattekita.).

Download or read book Lizard Commando written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have ever wondered what it was like to be a lizard from another world? How about one that doesn't care about the story as much as you? Well in this well rounded sideways glance into a blast of the futuristic past, it's okay to be a commando. And if you want to live out every eventuality of a sci-fi book in one book then this is the place for you. For there aren't any modern clichés or rules to cling onto in this disastrous monstrous masterpiece. This is your story and you even get to be a character in the incredible awestriking conclusion. So make sure to securely duct tape yourself into your chair. Because this is one hell of a heart stopping ride that will make you explode through the roof of your one bedroom apartment. With special appearances from many mighty random relatable paragraphs who act as iconic figurines. The Lizard Commando is sure to turn anyone's evening into a magical adventure of gracious hellfire.

Download or read book Lost Queen written by Bella Jacobs and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-09-20 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diana and Axe's long-awaited story is coming fall 2024... I just found out I'm doomed to die before my twenty-first birthday. Must be a Tuesday... My luck has been in the toilet for years, since the night I lost my virginity to a dangerously sexy cat shifter and was turned into an owl, all in one fell swoop. Now, the sorceress who cursed me threatens to destroy my pack—and the city of New York—and I'm the only one who can stop her. Well, me, and the arrogant cat shifter who got me into this mess in the first place, the one who claims to be my fated mate… But Axe isn't my mate. He's my mate's older brother. Jacob was the boy who was meant for me, and I refuse to dishonor his memory. He may be gone, but he's still the only boy I'll ever love. I'll work with Axe to save ourselves and the world as we know it, but that's it. I won't sleep with him—no matter how my heart races when he touches me—and I sure as hell won't fall in love. But that promise gets harder to keep as Axe proves he’s more than an alpha with an attitude. He’s brave and smart, and willing to do whatever it takes to make me his. This damaged man is soon so deep under my skin, I can’t imagine a future without him. But is our newfound love enough to break the curse woven into our stars? Lost Queen is a Standalone novel set in the greater Wolves of New York universe. It can be read alone, but is better when enjoyed after the Wolves of New York and Lost Moon University series.

Download or read book Snap A Bully Ever After Steamy Gay Romance Novel written by Bro Biggly and published by Bro Biggly Presents. This book was released on 2024-09-19 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A quarterback with a secret. A stranger with a darker secret. A hookup so wrong shouldn't feel so right. A sizzling steamy gay romance from football country... "As the new starting quarterback, I'm the team's last hope for the championship. Now is not the time to get distracted by a disturbingly attractive man. Especially when he has a habit of turning up places where he shouldn't. Like the team lounge after hours. In the team private showers. Besides, I'm straight. Or so everybody at this Deep South football college needs to believe..." This novel-length steamy gay romance is the first book in the supremely spicy Bully Ever After gay romantic suspense series. It's only the beginning of Slate and Noah's forbidden love story.

Download or read book Grounds to Kill written by Wendy Roberts and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2013-01-07 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To save an innocent man, a young woman gifted with spirit-writing must find the real killer in Wendy Roberts’s cozy mystery, Grounds to Kill. Barista Jen Hamby’s coworkers give her a hard time for bringing coffee and pastries to a homeless man who sits outside her café—but she has a secret. The scruffy man is her father. She’s also hiding the little matter of why her palm itches. But how can she explain that her hand has a mind of its own and writes messages from the beyond? Right. That’ll get her Employee of the Month. When she finds herself scrawling your boyfriend is cheating on you! to herself on the bathroom mirror, she immediately dumps the guy. But then his little fling—who just happens to be her half-sister—turns up dead, and suddenly Jen’s homeless father is the prime suspect. Jen knows he is being framed and must take matters into her own hands to protect him. But will anyone believe that the crazy old man is innocent? Or that his spirit-writing daughter holds the truth? “Roberts has a real winner with [Grounds to Kill]. Her main character takes readers on an out-of-this-world adventure to find her half-sister’s killer. Readers will laugh out loud at the relationship between the characters and be as invested in the outcome as they are.” — Romantic Times , 4.5 stars