Download or read book Scary Rednecks written by David Whitman and published by . This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 23 tales of horror ranging from Dark Comedic Redneck Farces to traditional Supernatural Southern Gothic. These inextricably linked extremes run the gamut from traditional monster tales to psychological studies...demons, devils, werewolves, cannibalism, voodoo priestesses, UFO's... "I can't recommend this one enough...touching, chilling, hilarious, absorbing. This is impressive." Douglas Clegg, author of Halloween Man

Download or read book On Writing Horror written by Mort Castle and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-11-04 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The masters of horror have united to teach you the secrets of success in the scariest genre of all! In On Writing Horror, Second Edition, Stephen King, Joyce Carol Oates, Harlan Ellison, David Morrell, Jack Ketchum, and many others tell you everything you need to know to successfully write and publish horror novels and short stories. Edited by the Horror Writers Association (HWA), a worldwide organization of writers and publishing professionals dedicated to promoting dark literature, On Writing Horror includes exclusive information and guidance from 58 of the biggest names in horror writing to give you the inspiration you need to start scaring and exciting readers and editors. You'll discover comprehensive instruction such as: • The art of crafting visceral violence, from Jack Ketchum • Why horror classics like Dracula, The Exorcist, and Hell House are as scary as ever, from Robert Weinberg • Tips for avoiding one of the biggest death knells in horror writing—predicable clichés—from Ramsey Campbell • How to use character and setting to stretch the limits of credibility, from Mort Castle With On Writing Horror, you can unlock the mystery surrounding classic horror traditions, revel in the art and craft of writing horror, and find out exactly where the genre is going next. Learn from the best, and you could be the next best-selling author keeping readers up all night long.

Download or read book Deadfellas written by David Whitman and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Doppelgängers, hitmen, zombies, a reality-manipulating demon, a profanity-shouting severed head, and a knife-wielding Betty Page lookalike all mix together in madness and mayhem when parallel dimensions crash together. Join British gangster Tim Machen as he descends into madness when the space time continuum breaks down on a routine hit at a secluded Victorian mansion in the Bram Stoker Award-nominated and genre-bending Deadfellas.

Download or read book Body Counting written by David Whitman and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Whitman (co-author of Scary Rednecks And Other Inbred Horrors and author of Deadfellas and Delightful Agony) offers up a dozen weird, creepy, and sometimes darkly funny short stories in this collection. "Body Counting" : Join slackers Vern and Tony as they attempt to retrieve a key from a house that is undergoing a breakdown in the space/time continuum. The body count will rise to absurd levels as they attempt to put a lid on the madness, heart attacks, and doppelgangers. "Dust in the Wind" : Two men attempt to solve a weird murder at an isolated desert gas station. And possibly stop a jukebox that won't stop playing Kansas.... "The Eyes of God" : A grieving father recreates his dead son using DNA and triggers an apocalyptic epidemic and confrontation with God.... "The Mind of Hunter Castle" : A serial killer who consumes the souls of his victims allows a father to talk to his dead son one last time.... "The Death of the Piano Man" : Billy Joel is kidnapped and put on trial by a psychotic man who despises his music... "The Thursday Night Poker Players" : Madness overtakes a small town and the only way to avoid losing your mind is to smoke lots of marijuana in this B-movie tribute... "What Love Was" : A young man bent on revenge digs up the dead wife of his enemy and terrorizes him with it.... "Broken Souls: A Fairy Tale" : A weird and macabre mix of Disney fairy tale and horror. A squirrel and a kitten, with the souls of dead children, team up to take revenge on their supernatural killer.... "Angel Lust" : A man finds a strangely attractive and wounded humanoid creature on the side of the road.... And 4 other tales of the strange and beautifully weird. You can read the first story "Angel Lust" by clicking on the cover.

Download or read book The Little Friend written by Donna Tartt and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2011-09-30 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sunlit rails gleamed like dark mercury, arteries branching out silver from the switch points; the old telegraph poles were shaggy with kudzu and Virginia creeper and, above them, rose the water tower, its surface all washed out by the sun. Harriet, cautiously, stepped towards it in the weedy clearing. Around and around it she walked, around the rusted metal legs. One day is never, ever discussed by the Cleve family. The day that nine-year-old Robin was found hanging by the neck from a tree in their front garden. Twelve years later the family are no nearer to uncovering the truth of what happened to him. Inspired by Houdini and Robert Louis Stevenson, twelve-year-old Harriet sets out to find her brother's murderer – and punish him. But what starts out as a child's game soon becomes a dangerous journey into the menacing underworld of a small Mississippi town.

Download or read book The Redneck Guide To Raisin Children written by Annie Smith and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2014-08-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob Smith Here at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include: *Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all *The use and care of snot rags *Redneck go-carts--how to build 'em and maintain 'em *Spam, and why it is considered nature's perfect food (note: tastes great with grape Kool-Aid)

Download or read book The Way of the Dog written by Stuart Barnes and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2022-11-22 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If we are the most intelligent creatures on Earth, why do we try to make our domesticated animals understand our language, instead of us understanding theirs?” From the paddocks of New Zealand and Scotland to the untamed hilltops of Ethiopia and the valleys of Alaska, Stuart Barnes has tracked, observed and trained dogs all over the world for over 25 years. In this book he shares his incredible insights to help us all learn to communicate with our canines on the level they understand. The Way of the Dog will give you a better understanding of why dogs behave the way they do, as well as straightforward, easy-to-follow techniques on how to correct many unwanted behaviours. With clear, step-by-step instructions, this book will help you with all the essential aspects of owning and training a dog, including choosing and raising a puppy or an older dog, housetraining, effective walk routines, mealtimes, playtime and boundaries. With Stuart's help, you can unlock the secrets to building the long and happy relationship with your canine companion that both you and your dog deserve. *** “The Way of the Dog is loaded with practical, easy-to-follow tips and tricks to help any dog lover create a positive, rewarding relationship with their canine companion. If you love your dog, and want to create the best environment for both your pet and your family in your home, you simply must read this book.” Lisa Anderson, author of Mom! There's a Lion in the Toilet

Download or read book Scary Shocking Gory Weird Sexy written by Steve Hutchison and published by Tales of Terror. This book was released on 2023-02-23 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here’s a selection of 200 horror and horror-adjacent movies. They are ranked, rated, and reviewed by critic Steve Hutchison. All movies are considered scary, shocking, gory, weird, and sexy. How many have you seen? Let’s get down and dirty!

Download or read book Judgmental Maps written by Trent Gillaspie and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sharp tongued and fierce witted full-color collection of maps of America’s greatest cities in all their brutally honest glory. Your City. Judged. When you move to a new city you look at a map to get you where you need to be, but a Google Map of San Francisco won’t tell you where you can get “Real Dim Sum” or where “The Worst Trader Joes Ever” is. Or if you’re visiting Chicago, you might want to see the Magnificent Mile, but not know it’s right next to where “Suburbanites Buy Drugs” and “Retired Mafioso.” This is where Judgmental Maps comes in – a no holds barred look at city life that is at once a love letter and hate mail from the very people who live there. What started as a joke between comedian Trent Gillaspie and his friends in Denver, quickly grew into a viral sensation with a rabid and enthusiastic community labeling maps of their cities with names and descriptions we all think of, but are a bit too shy to say out loud. Collected here in a full color, beautifully packaged book with all new, never before published material, Judgmental Maps is laugh out loud funny from New York to Los Angeles, Minneapolis to Atlanta and offending everyone else in between.

Download or read book A Mudbogger and Offroaders Sarcastic Definition of a Redneck Sport written by Daniel G. Stewart Sr. and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-01-25 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a sarcastic look at people who are of the off road crowd and my own personal expeireinces in Alaska with friends and family. There's a description of just about every kind of person who hangs around or has hung around the muddin and offroad scene, from the Idiot to the Go or Blow. yah, i even make fun of my own dumn ass in it haha. Yah there's cussin in it, so I oppologize to those of you who were raised with virgin eyes and ears. Read it anyway, you just might find yourself laughing. Oh, and yes i realize a lot of the spelling is incorrect. Most of this book is written in what i like to call "redneckaneese". Politically incorrect? yah it is, oh well. I'm just a good ol boy and i wrote it for guys and gals like myself to get a laugh, lord knows we all need that as crappy as things are these days.Hope ya'll enjoy it.

Download or read book Nightmare Illustrated Issue 6 written by Horrified Press and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The South Never Plays Itself written by Ben Beard and published by NewSouth Books. This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since Birth of a Nation became the first Hollywood blockbuster in 1915, movies have struggled to reckon with the American South—as both a place and an idea, a reality and a romance, a lived experience and a bitter legacy. Nearly every major American filmmaker, actor, and screenwriter has worked on a film about the South, from Gone with the Wind to 12 Years a Slave, from Deliveranceto Forrest Gump. In The South Never Plays Itself, author and film critic Ben Beard explores the history of the Deep South on screen, beginning with silent cinema and ending in the streaming era, from President Wilson to President Trump, from musical to comedy to horror to crime to melodrama. Beard’s idiosyncratic narrative—part cultural history, part film criticism, part memoir—journeys through genres and eras, issues and regions, smash blockbusters and microbudget indies to explore America’s past and troubled present, seen through Hollywood’s distorting lens. Opinionated, obsessive, sweeping, often combative, sometimes funny—a wild narrative tumble into culture both high and low—Beard attempts to answer the haunting question: what do movies know about the South that we don’t?

Download or read book Requiem for a Redneck written by John P. Schulz and published by John Schulz. This book was released on 2009 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Five Lesbian Brothers Guide to Life written by Five Lesbian Brothers (Theater troupe) and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1997-11-03 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The award-winning, nationally acclaimed theater company presents the most refreshing, most revealing and raunchiest reference book ever to come out of the closet. 58 illustrations.

Download or read book Don t Tell a Soul written by Kirsten Miller and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2021-01-26 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stay up all night with this modern day Rebecca! Perfect for fans of Truly Devious--a haunting story about a new girl in an old town filled with dark secrets . . . that might just kill her. People say the house is cursed. It preys on the weakest, and young women are its favorite victims. In Louth, they're called the Dead Girls. All Bram wanted was to disappear--from her old life, her family's past, and from the scandal that continues to haunt her. The only place left to go is Louth, the tiny town on the Hudson River where her uncle, James, has been renovating an old mansion. But James is haunted by his own ghosts. Months earlier, his beloved wife died in a fire that people say was set by her daughter. The tragedy left James a shell of the man Bram knew--and destroyed half the house he'd so lovingly restored. The manor is creepy, and so are the locals. The people of Louth don't want outsiders like Bram in their town, and with each passing day she's discovering that the rumors they spread are just as disturbing as the secrets they hide. Most frightening of all are the legends they tell about the Dead Girls. Girls whose lives were cut short in the very house Bram now calls home. The terrifying reality is that the Dead Girls may have never left the manor. And if Bram looks too hard into the town's haunted past, she might not either.

Download or read book Arrogance written by Bernard Goldberg and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2003-11-04 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former CBS News correspondent Goldberg cites example after example of what he identifies as distorted reporting and asserts that these examples prove the pervasiveness of a liberal bias in the mainstream media. His credibility is diminished by a breathless, scattershot approach and sketchy documentation of examples (many taken out of context); but his points seem to be that attuned citizens will find such examples everywhere they look and that honest journalists should open their eyes. He includes a section of contact information for conservative organizations and think tanks.There is no bibliography. Annotation ¬2004 Book News, Inc., Portland, OR (booknews.com)

Download or read book The Liberal Redneck Manifesto written by Trae Crowder and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's"--