Download or read book When Santa Lost His Ho Ho Ho written by Laura Rader and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-10-07 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.
Download or read book Click Clack Ho Ho Ho written by Doreen Cronin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa comes to the barnyard in this holiday addition to the award-winning Click, Clack series from the New York Times bestselling Doreen Cronin
Download or read book Ho Ho Homework written by Mylisa Larsen and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is Jack's substitute teacher really Santa Claus in disguise? Includes instructions for making paper snowflake wishes.
Download or read book Ho Ho Hopeless Santa written by Rebecca Gerlings and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The holidays are supposed to be a festive and joyful time but everything is going wrong for Father Christmas…will things turn out all right? Find out in this hilarious and fun Christmas story! The elves are busily working to get everything ready for Christmas but what’s this…Father Christmas is wrapping presents with tin foil? And his beard looks a little wonky? He doesn’t seem to be able to get anything right! Could he be the wrong Santa? Find out if Christmas can be saved in this silly story about mistaken identity. Kids and adults alike will enjoy the humorous rhyming text and detailed illustrations.
Download or read book Ho Ho The Elf written by Larry J. Kaniecki and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-05-18 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many, many Christmas’s have come and gone and any stories told of Christmas characters like Frosty, Jack Frost, and Rudolph but somewhere in the discovery of these characters, “Hoh Ho the Elf” was missed. I guess if the loss of Ho Ho the Elf a few Christmas’s back didn’t happen he would still be in the missing pages of our Christmas history. Prior to the loss of “Ho Ho the Elf”, no one really knew the high importance he played in each year’s Christmas cheers and success. Santa’s Ho, Ho, Ho laugh sparks the glee and gladness of Christmas time throughout Santa Land, the North Pole, and around the world. Without Santa’s happy Ho, Ho, Ho laugh, darkness would smother and extinguish the brightness of Christmas spirit, love, and cheer at Santa Land in the North Pole and definitely affect the rest of the world.
Download or read book Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas written by Michael Heierbacher and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2010-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every child dreams about what they will be when they grow up, a fireman, a pop star, or maybe an airplane pilot. As we get older that usually changes several times, but did you ever wonder what Santa Claus wanted to be when he was a little boy and how that would have changed Christmas for children around the world. Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas is the fun and oft times crazy story of what would have happened if Santa grew up to be what he wanted to be as a little boy, a Pirate. Parents will have fun reading this with their kids and it is perfect for toddlers and beginning readers. The wonderful watercolor illustrations bring the story to life and transport the reader into a world of "what if."
Download or read book Design Mom written by Gabrielle Stanley Blair and published by Artisan. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times best seller Ever since Gabrielle Stanley Blair became a parent, she’s believed that a thoughtfully designed home is one of the greatest gifts we can give our families, and that the objects and decor we choose to surround ourselves with tell our family’s story. In this, her first book, Blair offers a room-by-room guide to keeping things sane, organized, creative, and stylish. She provides advice on getting the most out of even the smallest spaces; simple fixes that make it easy for little ones to help out around the house; ingenious storage solutions for the never-ending stream of kid stuff; rainy-day DIY projects; and much, much more.
Download or read book Hark A Vagrant written by Kate Beaton and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-05-28 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since Kate Beaton appeared on the comics scene in 2007 her cartoons have become fan favourites and gathered an enormous following, appearing in the New Yorker, Harper and the LA Times, to name but a few. Her website, Hark! A Vagrant, receives an average of 1.2 million hits a month, 500 thousand of them unique. Why? Because she's not just making silly jokes. She's making jokes about everything we learned in school, and more. Praised for their expression, intelligence and comic timing, her cartoons are best known for their wonderfully light touch on historical and literary topics. The jokes are a knowing look at history through a very modern perspective, written for every reader, and are a crusade against anyone with the idea that history is boring. It's pretty hard to argue with that when you're laughing your head off at a comic about Thucydides. They also cover whatever's on her mind that week - be it the perils of city living or the pop-cultural infiltration of Sex and the City, featuring an array of characters, from a mischievous pony, to reinvented superheroes, to a surly teen duo who could be the anti-Hardy-Boys. Perceptive, sharp and wonderfully irreverent, Hark! A Vagrant is as informative as it is hilarious, and a comic collection to treasure.
Download or read book The Mensch on a Bench written by Neal Hoffman and published by . This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Sketchy Santas written by Will Zweigart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-11-02 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, huh? Who’s that excessively jolly fellow with the fake beard, shifty eyes, sweaty hands, and boozy breath? Why, it’s not just Santa but sketchy Santa! Yes, ’tis the season for awkward photos of small children posed precariously on the laps of some of the most clownish, irritable, and just plain weird-looking Santa wannabes—guys you’d give a wide berth to if you passed them on the street. Inside this painfully hilarious collection of holiday photos, you’ll discover the pop culture history of the sketchy Santa, and how to identify sketchy Santas in shopping malls everywhere . . . making this the perfect gift for anyone who understands that "He sees you when you’re sleeping" is a deeply disturbing thought.
Download or read book Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does Santa take presents to children at Christmas? The presents won't take themselves! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What comes at the end of Christmas day? The letter "Y!" What looks like half a Christmas tree? The other half! Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious holiday fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious "HO HO HO!" sound-effect button. Perfect for snowy days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring jolly laughter and Christmas fun into your home.
Download or read book Dear Santa written by Rod Campbell and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A letter to Santa starts off a merry chain of gift-wrapping, but nothing is quite right and each time Santa thinks better of his choice. Lift the flaps to unwrap each present and find out what Santa chooses as the perfect present in the end!
Download or read book Dads Be Like written by Trey Kennedy and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-10 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dads and dad jokes have been as much of an inseparable reality as Kardashians and athletes. Dads love trying to be funny. Emphasis on trying. I think it's time for an update. Starting on the Vine app in 2014, I posted my first dad video that went on to surpass 50 million views. I have been creating content online ever since with my dad character prominently featured. It has garnered hundreds of millions of views amongst several dozen different videos posted across social media. Taking the classic corny dad stereotype we all know and love, I "milliennialized" it through video. And now I'm doing it Christmas style through my first book. I hope you like it. If you don't, well then at least recycle it, Ebenezer. So as you turn the page to begin this Christmas edition dad book, may your reading be merry and bright. After all, 'tis the season to be swaggy.
Download or read book Sleigher written by Rob Harrington and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The ultimate holiday tale for metalheads! Sleigher is the most recent heir of the "Santa Claus" mantle... even if it's not really his bag. He'd rather slam back bourbon than glasses of milk, and blast metal instead of carols. But when a long forgotten member of Santa's rogues gallery rears his ugly head to reap chaos and destruction, Sleigher may have found his true calling---dishing out a holiday ass whoopin!!!"--Amazon.com.
Download or read book Where are Santa s Pants written by Richard Merritt and published by . This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hunt is on to find Santa's pants before Christmas! Have you decorated the tree? Wrapped the presents and sent the cards? Good - because now you have to find Santa's pants! Christmas can't go ahead if Santa's got no pants, so drop the baubles, forget the carols and join the worldwide search. There is a different pair of pants on every spread. And that's not all! Santa's reindeer are so embarrassed they have started behaving strangely. Find all eight reindeer on every page, round them up and send them back to the North Pole in time for Christmas! And don't forget to look for the lucky sixpence. There's one on every page.
Download or read book The Santa Trap written by Jonathan Emmett and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A spoiled, greedy, and naughty boy matches wits with Santa Claus in this hilariously "wicked" Christmas read-aloud. Bradley Bartleby is bad. Very bad. In order to avoid Bradley's wrath, his wealthy parents buy him whatever he wants. All the adults in Bradley's life are running scared―except for Santa Claus, who refuses to give him anything but socks. But Bradley vows to get what he deserves. If Santa won't give him the gifts he wants, Bradley will just have to steal them. He transforms his house into a trap so fearsome even his parents refuse to enter. With dynamite, trapdoors, guillotines, and tigers in his path, Santa doesn't stand a chance. Or does he? Jonathan Emmett gives readers a Christmas tale from a new and devious perspective.
Download or read book Santa s New Reindeer Team written by Amuel U. Strutz and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-04 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this graphic story of Christmas Fantasy Amuel Ulysses Strutz offers an intimate, incredible story about "Santa Land". This story will fascinate those from three to ninety-three of age and will capture your mind and especially the child's mind as you read it to them. It flows so well that it seems as if you are reading a true to life story. The many characters of Santa, Mrs. Santa, the Christmas Fairy, the twelve Christmas Angels, the twenty-four elves, the snowmen, and "Santa's New Reindeer Team" will seem realistic and hold your interest with great excitement to read on and discover the mystery of what happened to "Santa's Old Reindeer Team". You will see! This is by far the most captivating Christmas Story with illustrations that one can assuredly read and view. The characters have a real life revealing make up. The author has cleverly written this book so you will have a yearning to read it non-stop. The last few lines of this story reveals a surprise ending from mysterious to an emotional ending. This is a MUST book to read. The author is originally from North Dakota and is now living in Walnut Creek, California. It is thought that he still believes in Santa Claus, no wonder he knew so much about "Santa Land".
