Download or read book Santa Is a Vampire written by Damian Serbu and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-19 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he's a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.

Download or read book Santa Got Run Over by a Vampire written by Carrie Pulkinen and published by Carrie Pulkinen. This book was released on 2020-12-07 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father Christmas has just been damned to darkness. Jane Devereux is adjusting to her new life as a nocturne fabulously. She runs the most popular nightclub in the French Quarter and is married to the hottest vampire in New Orleans. When she accidentally runs over Santa Claus and has to turn him into a vampire to save him, her perfect undead life begins to crumble like a week-old sugar cookie. Whoops. Jane has three days to teach Santa the ways of the vampire and send him back to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve. Oh, and if that’s not stressful enough, her dad is coming for Christmas. And he doesn’t know she’s a vampire. Or that she's married. Double whoops. Grab a mug of miracle cure and join the vamps of New Orleans Nocturnes in this fast, fun holiday read.

Download or read book Now Dasher written by Roy Hudson and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Nick Dasher, a vampire who cares for the children of the world enough to break the bloodsucker stereotype and give to them every Christmas. Over 13 years, he meets other legendary vampires, such as the Grim Reaper, the Easter Bunny, the Holly King, the Jersey Devil, and Frosty the snow-vampire. Nick's stories tell of how he came to be, and how he lost everything only to make a comeback as an unlikely saint.

Download or read book All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire written by Kerrelyn Sparks and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 569 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toni Davis's Christmas wish list 1. Springing my best friend from the psych ward. 2. Living somewhere that doesn't have coffins in the basement. Occupied coffins. 3. Finding Mr. Right. Please make him tall, dark, handsome, and alive. This Christmas isn't so merry for Toni. Her best friend's been locked up in a mental hospital ever since she told the police she was attacked by vampires, and the only way for Toni to get her out is to prove that bloodsuckers really do exist. So she's taken a job as a bodyguard for the Undead, but she gets more than she bargained for, especially when she meets Ian MacPhie, a Scottish rascal looking for Ms. Right. Although Ian's nearly five centuries old, he looks and acts like a twenty-seven-year-old hunk. How can a dead man be so damn sexy? Could Mr. Wrong be Mr. Right? One forbidden kiss could lead to an eternity of passion—and all it takes is one moment under the mistletoe . . .

Download or read book The Vampire s Christmas written by Joseph Michael Linsner and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Christmas time, all dreams come true. What do vampires dream of? Blood, of course. Lots of it. Esque, the vampire, is no different, but in Santa's eyes he's been more naughty than nice. A lump of coal in his stocking is what Esque expects as he goes off into the cold city night to seek his holiday dinner. During his hunt on Christmas Eve, he encounters junkies, pedophiles, goth chicks, and the scariest of them all -- holiday shoppers. Everyone's hustling for that last-minute score, and amidst the snow and carols, who knows what Esque might find?

Download or read book A Vampire for Christmas written by Laurie London and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2011-10-18 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four authors bring the paranormal into the holidays with this anthology of bewitching tales. Includes stories by London, Michele Hauf, Caridad Pinerio, and Alexis Morgan. Original.

Download or read book Santa Vs Dracula written by and published by . This book was released on 2013-07-15 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dracula and his army of monsters invade the noth pole and steal his power to enter homes. Santa and his forces have other plans though.

Download or read book Being Santa Claus written by Sal Lizard and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-11-08 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A veteran Santa reveals heartwarming true stories and lessons from his twenty-year career spreading Christmas magic. With the holiday shopping season beginning earlier each year, more than ever. Americans are struggling to remember the true meaning of Christmas. And who better to deliver the gift of Christmas inspiration than a man who has spent the last two decades playing Santa? Sal Lizard was in his twenties when his beard and hair turned completely white. Today he appears everywhere from malls and parades to schools and hospitals. And— from his custom-made red velvet suits to the mistletoe that hangs from the rearview mirror in his Santa-mobile—he is Santa Claus three hundred and sixty-five days a year. In Being Santa Claus Sal reflects on his experiences with both children and adults including: Christmas magic is all around us: We don’t always see it, but it is there, shaping and enriching our lives. Sometimes you need to go that extra mile:Santa Claus is the one person who can’t even use a blizzard as an excuse not to honor his commitments, and Sal teaches adults the importance of always showing up for our children. Even a small child can make a big difference: Sal has met some impressive children over the years, and he’s learned that you don’t need to be a grown-up to make an impact on the world around you. In Being Santa Claus Sal shares these lessons, along with often heartwarming, occasionally heartbreaking, and sometimes downright hysterical stories from his twenty-year career as Santa.

Download or read book Santa Claus Doesn t Mop Floors Adventures of the Bailey School Kids 3 written by Debbie Dadey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.

Download or read book The Vampire Santa written by Allison Lahikainen and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-11 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A benevolent 17th-cenury toy maker leaves his shop one night to take some of his toys to some good little children whose parents can't afford them. On his way back, he meets three attractive women with exaggerated orthodonture and what he's become still exists into the present, still judges who's naughty and nice but few would call him benevolent, now!Story, character, and concept by Sal Lizard.

Download or read book Sweetblood written by Pete Hautman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-08-31 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sixteen-year-old Lucy Szabo is Undead -- at least according to her own theories about vampirism. Lucy believes that the first vampires -- with their pale skin, long teeth, and uncontrollable thirst -- were dying diabetics. And she should know. She's a diabetic herself. When Lucy becomes involved with Draco -- a self-proclaimed "real" vampire she meets in the Transylvania Internet chat room -- her world begins crashing down around her. Caught up in late-night parties and Goth culture, she begins to lose control of her grades, relationships, and health. Lucy realizes she needs to make some important choices, and fast. But it may already be too late.

Download or read book Attack of the Vampire Snowmen written by Benny Alano and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-03-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With only a few days before the big night, Santa Claus is kidnapped by an army of vampire snowmen; it's up to Laidenn, Claus' only dark elf-in-training, to enlist the help of the living dead elves to defeat the snowmen and bring Claus back.

Download or read book If Santa Was A Vampire written by Thomas Webb and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A selection of Fun short stories for children to read and lose themselves in a world of imagination. Santa decides to take a break and go trick or treating, a mum trains dragons in the woods to be movie stars, and a little girl accidentley makes a wish to protect her bunnies from a fox. Your child will love these original and fun short stories that will want to read again and again

Download or read book A Vampire Christmas Carol written by Sarah Gray and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2011-05-26 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ebenezer Scrooge has never been known for the greatness of his heart. A miser, a leech, a penny-pinching old coot. . . Say what you will about him, though—he's never actually sucked someone's blood. That dubious honor belongs to the vampires who surround him, preying on the weak and laying traps for the strong. They've dogged his footsteps since he was born, driving him from the love of his friends, family, and faithful fiancée. Now, on Christmas Eve, Scrooge's old friend Jacob Marley rises from the grave to warn him about the evil gathering around him. With three mysterious spirits to guide him, he rediscovers his lost love Belle, toiling fearlessly as a seamstress by day and vampire hunter by night. He sees the secrets of his nephew Fred and his clerk Bob Cratchit, who risk their lives as Belle's loyal soldiers. And he learns of the plot mounting to attack all of them, starting with the innocent sacrifice of Bob's son Tiny Tim. . . Scrooge has only one night to save himself and all that he once treasured—but if he can vanquish the vampires, he might finally earn back the love he cast away. . .

Download or read book If Santa Was a Vampire written by Mike Bowles and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover a world of imagination in these 12 short stories for children. Find what happens when Santa decides to take a break from toy making and go trick or treating, or when a Mum trains dragons.....to star in movies: or whe a girl makes an accidental wish to save her bunnies from a fox. These stories are ideal to read before bedtime and will encourage your child to improve their readin skills and use thier imagination

Download or read book Santa s Little Helpers written by Herbert Menzies and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On December 21st, 2012, Santa becomes a vampire. Then on Christmas Eve, he infects all the children of the world, and on Christmas morning, the children infect their parents, and almost everyone in the world becomes a vampire. The galaxies have lined up so that anyone can walk in the spirit world to visit Earth. This brings mutants from planet Zosh with Santa's counterpart, who is Malador, who claims to be the master of the universe. Malador and his mutants are also vampires, and they come to Earth to steal women and take them back to planet Zosh to reproduce with the mutants and make beautiful people again. The aliens who come to Earth have different levels; some come for good, some come for bad. And the aliens tell Santa there's one way he can stop the chaos on Earth; Santa has to kill the master vampire Magnus Flintch, who is his best friend. As the story unfolds, other creatures come from different worlds to visit Earth and wreak havoc on humans.

Download or read book The Bite Before Christmas written by Heidi Betts and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2011-05-26 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this extraordinary collection of holiday novellas, vampires turn to Angelina Ricci—vampire matchmaker extraordinaire—to help them find that special someone to curl up with under the mistletoe. . . "All I Vant For Christmas" Connor loves trimming the Christmas tree, baking gingerbread cookies, and hanging the mistletoe. But his vampire siblings won't help. His friend Angelina sends party planner Jillian to the rescue. But when Jillian, who's mortal, discovers she's decking the halls for a family of vampires, she must decide between running for her life—or putting Connor's mistletoe to good use. . . "A Vampire in Her Stocking" When Vivian learns that her secret crush Sean is terminally ill, she's heartbroken. Confiding in Angelina, Vivian refuses to turn Sean into a vampire. Deciding to play Santa, Angelina changes Sean and leaves him wrapped in a red bow on Vivian's doorstep. . . "It's A Wonderful Bite" Although Angelina is happy with her boyfriend Ian, she's ready for a commitment. After drinking eggnog and watching It's a Wonderful Life on Christmas Eve, Angelina falls into a dream where she is mortal and Ian isn't interested in her. Talk about the nightmare before Christmas! But Santa must have checked his list twice because this Christmas Angelina's wishes are coming true. . .