Download or read book Salty Bitches Vintage Ladies Talking Trash written by Color Naughty and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These Salty Bitches are old and they're pissed. Add some color or just enjoy these vintage ladies talking trash and throwing shade. Do you enjoy a little spicy humor? Not offended by salty language? Love vintage illustrations of women? Then this book is for you. 55 DETAILED ILLUSTRATIONS Phrases include: Rise and Shine Bitches Bitch don't kill my vibe Time to do some soul crushing No bra club I'd agree with you but then we'd both me wrong Bad bitch #1 Excuse me, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit Simmer down sluts Basic Bitch And many more. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch that you love. This adult coloring book can be embellished with color or left alone because the illustrations are rich with detail. Fifty-five gorgeous vintage images are included in this book. Suitable for coloring with colored pencil. Share your artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks

Download or read book Vintage Ladies and Salty Bitches written by Summit Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-29 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I don't Know Why But these old ladies are very angry. the book includes 40 illustrations for old vintage ladies from the 18th centery swearing and saying dirty words.

Download or read book Nobody Asked You More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash written by Color Naughty and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this saucy and salty sequel to Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash. Fifty unique grayscale vintage illustrations, each with a salty and sassy phrase, are suitable for shading with pen or colored pencil or just enjoying as is. Perfect for anyone who enjoys swearing humor. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch you know and love. Phrases include: Stay Out Of My Shit Stop Talking Listen To My Opinions Go Polish Your Crocs Just Queenin' Interest Level Zero Kindly F*ck Off Girl Squad Sorry For Nothing You Fabulous Bitch A Cup Of Chic Think Harder MotherF*cker Level Up I'm Not A Look, I'm A Feeling Good Vibes Do Not F*ck With Me Today Fly As F*ck Don't Hold Your Breath Eat Sh*t I'm Living For It Game On Bitches High Key Emotional Nobody Asked You Shut It Slutbag You Olde F*cker Adulting is Shit It's Called Finesse Asshole 100% Trash Salutations Motherf*cker Thank U, Next Please Leave Grab your copy now! ******************************************************************* And, be sure to look for all Color Me Naughty's vintage illustration coloring books: Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash F*ck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals: A Scornful Swearing Adult Coloring Book An Old Fashioned Merry F**king Christmas: A Swearing Adult Coloring Book for the Holidays Share your embellished artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks

Download or read book Vintage Shade Salty Classic Ladies written by Color Naughty and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for your best bitch. Classic illustrations paired with salty phrases make this coloring book the best gift for yourself or a friend. 50 gorgeous grayscale images on white paper (8" x 10") are paired with lovely writing are suitable for shading with pen or colored pencil or enjoying just as they are. This coloring book is for anyone who enjoys salty language. Phrases include: Tits up Ladies I didn't do shit today And there goes the last fuck I gave If you're going to be salty, bring Tequila Shit's about to get fancy Kindly, fuck off I am not anti-social, I'm pro-me Oh honey, No Please fuck off. See? I can be polite. Respect my alone time. This is an unbelievable amount of bullshit. Try harder asshole. Bitch, not today. Housework is shit. Bitch, I came to slay. 100% That Bitch and more... Share your artwork on instagram: #vintageshade or tag @colormenaughtybooks Check out Color Me Naughty's vintage illustration collection: Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash Nobody Asked You: More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash Fuck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals An Old Fashioned Merry Fucking Christmas

Download or read book New Year Same Trash written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2017-01-24 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian, blogger and essayist Samantha Irby is not going to be a better person this year than she was last. Nope. With a small group of woo-woo others, Irby sets seventy micro-resolutions, and then—with the rest of us—she fails at almost every single one of them. Thoughtful, witty, poignant—the failed intentions in New Year Same Trash will make you laugh and cry. Because you know you’ve been there. You can’t wake up in time to go to brunch. Swimming three times a week? Who are you kidding. You’re not going to shower every day or pack your lunch every day. You’re definitely not going to choose a smart movie over mindless entertainment, because you’re tired. You’re lazy. And, no, you’re never going to be a positive thinker. “I didn’t do this. I’m gonna. Maybe.” Don’t worry. It’s okay. There’s always next year. Instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever failed to make goals and stick with them, New Year Same Trash will bring hilarious relief. A Vintage Shorts Original. An ebook short.

Download or read book Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil written by John Berendt and published by Random House. This book was released on 1994-01-13 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A modern classic of true crime, set in a most beguiling Southern city—now in a 30th anniversary edition with a new afterword by the author “Elegant and wicked . . . might be the first true-crime book that makes the reader want to book a bed and breakfast for an extended weekend at the scene of the crime.”—The New York Times Book Review Shots rang out in Savannah’s grandest mansion in the misty, early morning hours of May 2, 1981. Was it murder or self-defense? For nearly a decade, the shooting and its aftermath reverberated throughout this hauntingly beautiful city of moss-hung oaks and shaded squares. In this sharply observed, suspenseful, and witty narrative, John Berendt skillfully interweaves a hugely entertaining first-person account of life in this isolated remnant of the Old South with the unpredictable twists and turns of a landmark murder case. It is a spellbinding story peopled by a gallery of remarkable characters: the well-bred society ladies of the Married Woman’s Card Club; the turbulent young gigolo; the hapless recluse who owns a bottle of poison so powerful it could kill every man, woman, and child in Savannah; the aging and profane Southern belle who is the “soul of pampered self-absorption”; the uproariously funny drag queen; the acerbic and arrogant antiques dealer; the sweet-talking, piano-playing con artist; young people dancing the minuet at the black debutante ball; and Minerva, the voodoo priestess who works her magic in the graveyard at midnight. These and other Savannahians act as a Greek chorus, with Berendt revealing the alliances, hostilities, and intrigues that thrive in a town where everyone knows everyone else. Brilliantly conceived and masterfully written, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a sublime and seductive reading experience.

Download or read book We Are Never Meeting in Real Life written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2017-05-30 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • This essay collection from the “bitches gotta eat” blogger, writer on Hulu’s Shrill, and “one of our country’s most fierce and foulmouthed authors” (Amber Tamblyn, Vulture) is sure to make you alternately cackle with glee and cry real tears. Whether Samantha Irby is talking about how her difficult childhood has led to a problem in making “adult” budgets; explaining why she should be the new Bachelorette (she's "35-ish, but could easily pass for 60-something"); detailing a disastrous pilgrimage-slash-romantic-vacation to Nashville to scatter her estranged father's ashes; sharing awkward sexual encounters; or dispensing advice on how to navigate friendships with former drinking buddies who are now suburban moms (hang in there for the Costco loot!); she’s as deft at poking fun at the ghosts of her past self as she is at capturing powerful emotional truths.

Download or read book Fast Food Nation written by Eric Schlosser and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2012 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exploration of the fast food industry in the United States, from its roots to its long-term consequences.

Download or read book World War Z written by Max Brooks and published by Broadway Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An account of the decade-long conflict between humankind and hordes of the predatory undead is told from the perspective of dozens of survivors who describe in their own words the epic human battle for survival, in a novel that is the basis for the June 2013 film starring Brad Pitt. Reissue. Movie Tie-In.

Download or read book Pride written by Ibi Zoboi and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a timely update of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, National Book Award finalist Ibi Zoboi skillfully balances cultural identity, class, and gentrification against the heady magic of first love in her vibrant reimagining of this beloved classic. A smart, funny, gorgeous retelling starring all characters of color. Zuri Benitez has pride. Brooklyn pride, family pride, and pride in her Afro-Latino roots. But pride might not be enough to save her rapidly gentrifying neighborhood from becoming unrecognizable. When the wealthy Darcy family moves in across the street, Zuri wants nothing to do with their two teenage sons, even as her older sister, Janae, starts to fall for the charming Ainsley. She especially can’t stand the judgmental and arrogant Darius. Yet as Zuri and Darius are forced to find common ground, their initial dislike shifts into an unexpected understanding. But with four wild sisters pulling her in different directions, cute boy Warren vying for her attention, and college applications hovering on the horizon, Zuri fights to find her place in Bushwick’s changing landscape, or lose it all. "Zoboi skillfully depicts the vicissitudes of teenage relationships, and Zuri’s outsize pride and poetic sensibility make her a sympathetic teenager in a contemporary story about race, gentrification, and young love." (Publishers Weekly, "An Anti-Racist Children's and YA Reading List")

Download or read book ULYSSES Modern Classics Series written by James Joyce and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2024-01-10 with total page 708 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: "ULYSSES (Modern Classics Series)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. Ulysses is a modernist novel by Irish writer James Joyce. It is considered to be one of the most important works of modernist literature, and has been called "a demonstration and summation of the entire movement". Ulysses chronicles the peripatetic appointments and encounters of Leopold Bloom in Dublin in the course of an ordinary day, 16 June 1904. Ulysses is the Latinised name of Odysseus, the hero of Homer's epic poem Odyssey, and the novel establishes a series of parallels between its characters and events and those of the poem (the correspondence of Leopold Bloom to Odysseus, Molly Bloom to Penelope, and Stephen Dedalus to Telemachus). Joyce divided Ulysses into 18 chapters or "episodes". At first glance much of the book may appear unstructured and chaotic; Joyce once said that he had "put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant", which would earn the novel "immortality". James Joyce (1882-1941) was an Irish novelist and poet, considered to be one of the most influential writers in the modernist avant-garde of the early 20th century. Joyce is best known for Ulysses, the short-story collection Dubliners, and the novels A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man and Finnegans Wake.

Download or read book Our Women are Free written by Wynne Maggi and published by University of Michigan Press. This book was released on 2001 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exploration of the lives of women among the Kalasha, a tiny, vibrant community in Pakistan's North West Frontier Province

Download or read book Make Him Look Good written by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2007-02-20 with total page 477 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "him" in Make Him Look Good is Ricky Biscayne, sexy Latin singing sensation who has taken the pop world by storm. But it takes more than swiveling hips and dreamy eyes to get to the top of the charts. The women who orbit Ricky are: -- Milan, Ricky's new publicist, and her sister Geneva whose Club G promises to have Miami's hottest opening ever -- Jill Sanchez, a media-manic Latina star who has crossed over from CDs to perfume, clothes and movies -- Jasminka, Ricky's gorgeous Croatian model wife -- Irene, a firefighter whose high school romance with Ricky was the last love in her life, eking out an existence for herself and her daughter Sophia, who is beginning to suspect that she and Ricky Biscayne look a little too much alike With several satisfying romances set against Miami's music, club and modeling scenes, Make Him Look Goodis irresistible fiction from one of America's most original voices.

Download or read book We Need New Names written by NoViolet Bulawayo and published by Reagan Arthur Books. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finalist for the Booker Prize: the "deeply felt and fiercely written" story of a young girl's journey out of Zimbabwe and to America (New York Times Book Review), from the author of Glory. Darling is only ten years old, and yet she must navigate a fragile and violent world. In Zimbabwe, Darling and her friends steal guavas, try to get the baby out of young Chipo's belly, and grasp at memories of Before. Before their homes were destroyed by paramilitary policemen, before the school closed, before the fathers left for dangerous jobs abroad. But Darling has a chance to escape: she has an aunt in America. She travels to this new land in search of America's famous abundance only to find that her options as an immigrant are perilously few. NoViolet Bulawayo's debut calls to mind the great storytellers of displacement and arrival who have come before her — from Junot Diaz to Zadie Smith to J.M. Coetzee — while she tells a vivid, raw story all her own. "Original, witty, and devastating." —People

Download or read book Fuck All the Way Off Triggered Animals written by Color Naughty and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-11 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These animals are scornful, spicy and have zero f**ks left to give. Vintage illustrations are paired with succinct expressions and the result is pure gold. Had a hard day at the office? Did that one frenemy get under your skin? Then, sit down with this adult coloring book and some pencils and let these pages do the talking for you. Vintage images are meant for light embellishment versus hard-core coloring (i.e., you don't have to be a coloring enthusiast to enjoy this book). Add a touch of colored pencil or a wash of watercolor to make the animals pop and fill in the words to coordinate. Or simply leave in their original glory and display or gift these beautiful pages. Phrases include (with **** removed): Oh, You think I give a s**t? How cute. F**k You, Monday I'm sorry I f***ing offended you with my common sense Adios Bitchachos This is a real f**king s**t show If you ran like your mouth you'd be in great shape. I do a thing called what I want You can kiss my sweet a** Once upon a time, F**k You. The End. This is an unbelievable amount of bullish*t What's your big f**king hurry? Not today Satan Read a f**king book Karma's a bitch Honestly, I have no f**ks left to give. Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. F**k off. I mean, good morning. Bitch, please Can you not? Get F*********ked Judge me when you are perfect I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong. Feed your own ego, I'm busy. Resting bitch face Thanks, I already know I'm f**king awesome. and more! This coloring book is a unique take on the adult coloring book and swear word coloring book genres. This book contains 40 images of triggered animals for hours of enjoyment. And, be sure to share your finished masterpieces on Instagram using #triggeredanimals.

Download or read book Full Grown People written by Jennifer Niesslein and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology of thirty essays from the site fullgrownpeople.com.

Download or read book Sweetness written by Jeff Pearlman and published by Avery. This book was released on 2012-08-28 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive biography of Chicago Bears and Hall of Fame superstar Walter Payton. Based on meticulous research and interviews with nearly 700 contacts, an unforgettable portrait that describes a man who lived his life just like he played the game: at full speed.