Download or read book Roast Beef Pussy written by College Clown Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE ADULT COLORING BOOK Adult swear coloring books seem to be all over the place these days, but many of them lack the vulgar cuss words that most people are looking for. Sure, we all know the common four letter curses that we all say on a daily basis... but inside this coloring book you will find much more. This is a book it has over 45 individual coloring pages not only loaded with nasty curse words, but also with unique mandala designs as well. It's also important to note that each individual coloring page has a blank backside so you won't have to worry about ink or pen bleeding through. No matter if you are purchasing this book for a friend, coworker, family member or even for yourself... you are guaranteed to have a great time coloring in these pages, passing them out to friends or even leaving them around the office. Everyone will surely get a kick out of it... or at the very least be extremely offended. Some of the most popular pages within this book include: Dickhead Whore Douche Bag Slut Cock Smoker Bastard Prick and many more that we couldn't list here... Many of us have filthy mouthes, but we are sure you've never said or even heard some of the horrible cuss words found inside this book. This coloring booklet is a can't miss and will quickly go viral among your friends, family and co-workers -- if you dare to show it to anyone else! SIZE: 8.5x11 PAPER: Black and White Coloring Pages FEATURES: 45 Single-Sided Designs with d104 PAGES: 97 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Order your copy today!

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Download or read book The Subtle Art of Being an Asshole written by Dr. Brandon Day and published by Dr. Richard Littlecock. This book was released on 2023-03-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With his signature humor, heartfelt honesty, and inspirational true-life stories, comedian and bestselling author, Dr. Brandon Day, discusses how he learned to accept his lived truth and come to terms with being an asshole. He shares his struggles with being fat phobic, transphobic, a racist, and his attempt at not being a sexist anymore as he attempts to embrace his new role as a male feminist. He tackles LGBQT issues, how he became a doctor, going woke, and he even shares intimate details from his personal life such as his ex-wife being a raging bitch and his lifelong struggles with his addiction to pooping." -New York Times WHAT OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE SAYING: "Dr. Brandon Day is like a white Maya Angelo. If he had a pussy, I'd definitely grab it." -Donald J. Trump "I am a really mean lesbian so I normally only read books about really mean lesbian stuff, but Dr. Brandon might have turned me straight." -Ellen DeGeneres "Profound and insightful. Dr. Brandon almost made me stop hating white people." -Ibram X. Kendi. "Hot! It totally gave me a boner, and I am not even supposed to have a dick." -Caitlyn Jenner "Read it cover to cover while I was taking a massive shit. Diarrhea has never been so much fun!" -Catherine, Princess of Wales "Truindenashendubbabapresser!" -Joe Biden "What a great read! Dr. Brandon is like Forrest Gump, but slightly more retarded." -Tom Hanks "Hilarious...almost as good as smoking crack and pissing on hookers.... almost." -Hunter Biden "Allah Akbar! Maybe Americans aren't so bad after all" -Al Qaeda "This is a book with lots of words and letters written in a time when we must think of the future in the present tense." -Kamala Harris

Download or read book The Dark Dark written by Samantha Hunt and published by FSG Originals. This book was released on 2017-07-18 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The acclaimed novelist Samantha Hunt’s first collection of stories blends the literary and the fantastic and brings us characters on the verge—girls turning into women, women turning into deer, people doubling or becoming ghosts, and more

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Download or read book Roastbeef s Promise written by David Jerome and published by Greenleaf Book Group. This book was released on 2012-03-09 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this, his first novel, David Jerome combines two of his passions: travel and comedy writing, into one warm, and funny, travel-adventure. A Promise, An Urn, And An Atlas is loosely based on the author's experiences while visiting the 48 contiguous United States during the mid-1990s. Prior to this effort, Mr. Jerome had written jokes for Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show," and performed his own monologue on the ABC late night talk show, "Into The Night With Rick Dees." From 1994-1996 he wrote and published a comedy newspaper, The Irreverent Times. Under the pen name, James E. Spamm Jr., he authored a collection of humorous fan letters to celebrities and other notables called, "I'm A Big Fan."

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Download or read book Derek Rosenfeld s Travel Companion Vol 1 written by Derek T. Rosenfeld and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-06-21 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Derek Rosenfeld's Travel Companion, Vol. 1 is a world where alternative consciousness is an option, though it is recommended. Do inquire that there is more to your journey than that which you seek, for any limitations could turn into regret. Taking it at face value could also lead to foolishness, and may cause the subject to appear dependent upon outside forces. You do not want such a reflection, or perhaps you do. Regardless, you are on a unique voyage, perhaps never realizing how unique, and should have all eyes and all ears and all heads open and aware of the endless number paths that are just asking to be traversed. Do not hesitate, do not ponder, but if you do, please do it in a timely fashion, and make sure it is done in a constructive matter. Just remember, go, because we all share the same end. And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…but what the hell do I know? I’m just a blob in a tie surrounded by five-foot walls, and it’s about time for me to go to lunch. And yes, I will have fries with that.

Download or read book A Chicago Love Story written by Siren and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2019-02-24 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amoré Jones thought that the winters of Chicago were cold, but they had nothing on how cold her baby daddy, Chiraq, was doing her. 2019 wasn't looking too promising as the state of Illinois cut her food stamps, and her baby daddy was acting up. However, Amoré was determined to make it happen for her and her son, even if it meant that love had to be put on the back burner. But a new job may change all that as Amoré comes across her new boss, Markelle. Markelle "MK" Carter likes to entertain hoes, and he doesn't want to commit to anyone. However, his world, as well as his heart, is turned upside down when his new assistant, Amoré, enters his life. Amoré isn't his type at all. She's too hood, and MK isn't about to compete with any man for a chick. But, late nights and new found lust has MK trying to shoot his shot with Amoré. With Valentine's day quickly approaching, will Amoré pick the familiarity of Chiraq, or will she let MK slide in more than just her thoughts? Love is in the air, and Cupid is searching the hood. Who said that hood chicks don't need love too?

Download or read book Adored By A Brooklyn Drug Lord written by Tya Marie and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2019-03-03 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Five years after the Sweet Sixteen Massacre killing twenty people and forever warping her view on the game, Kelsey Mackenzie stitches up her emotional traumas with unraveling thread, hiding behind half smiles holding more pain than she could imagine. Refusing to be associated with the Mackenzie name and prestige it holds in New York City, Kelsey retreats to Washington, DC where she creates a new life for herself. She finds love in a man nothing like her first love Quill, meets a best friend who isn't aware of her past pain like her cousin Briana, and navigates DC better than she ever did Brooklyn; however, that doesn’t change the emptiness Kelsey feels. Her new home isn't quite like her old home, and her old home feels like a cemetery for the past life she lived before the day her innocence was stolen. Arriving home for her 21st birthday, Kelsey expects a quiet celebration with her family, and while the festivities start off slow, she finds that her wish for an unforgettable year is granted when a chance encounter has her facing a familiar face from her past. William “Quill” Evans has always had the heart of a hustler, with his dreams being to be one of the biggest drug dealers to ever touch New York City. After a knee injury ruins his basketball career, Quill wets his feet at the possibility of leaving the legitimate hustles behind and going back to the get money spirit that flows through his veins. The key to him having it all comes with a lock known as Drea Winthrop, the spoiled daughter of revered North Carolina drug lord Amos Winthrop. As the “father” of Drea’s unborn child, Quill is granted access to the world of fast money he left behind, and when Amos makes the decision to expand his empire to Brooklyn, Quill hops on the opportunity to return home where not only his heart is, but his first true love: Kelsey Mackenzie. Past hurt keeps Quill from connecting with Kelsey. That, and the original drug lord of New York City: her father, Urban Mackenzie. Quill knows that he has to come hard if he wants to win the heart of Kelsey, and is willing to risk everything to heal her broken heart. First, he has an empire to build. The epic follow up of Adored by a New York Drug Lord chronicles a young hustler’s rise to the top and the hurdles he’ll have to face, with the biggest one being fighting the woman he loves for the throne that is her birthright.

Download or read book WWYFBD written by YFB and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2021-05-07 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have spent the last 5 years building a social media brand. A brand ultimately based around acceptance. Not only self-acceptance, but also the acceptance of others. I like to think I lead by example. I started these accounts and am, quite frankly, a complete savage. I share stories and experiences from my life, which generally revolve around sex. I have no shame in sharing the good and the bad, and I encourage others to do the same. The dirtier the better. I share sex tips that are life-changing and bring creativity that is unmatched in the bedroom. My success grew and soon, I had a following worldwide. My followers really took to my anonymous accounts and deemed themselves, “the tribe.” They have started asking themselves, “WWYFBD” meaning 'What Would Your Fuckboy Do?' and although I may have been the first one to call myself God, they are the ones who started calling me, “Sky Daddy.” After this whirlwind of a media journey, I decided to publish the first two years of the best banter I’ve had with followers; from the sex tips, to roasts, to just the right message to help you embrace your inner freak, and every great story in-between. All that said, you don’t need to follow any of my social media to enjoy this book, all you need is a copy and a sense of humor.

Download or read book Human Sexuality written by Anne Bolin and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2009-09-10 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Human Sexuality: Biological, Psychological, and Cultural Perspectives is a unique textbook that provides a complete analysis of this crucial aspect of life around the world. Utilizing viewpoints across cultural and national boundaries, and deftly weaving evolutionary and psychological perspectives, Bolin and Whelehan go beyond the traditional evolution and primatology to address cross-cultural and contemporary issues, as well as anthropological contributions and psycho-social perspectives. Taking into account the evolution of human anatomy, sexual behavior, attitudes, and beliefs, this far-reaching text goes beyond what is found in traditional books to present a wide diversity of beliefs, attitudes, and behaviors found globally. In addition to providing a rich array of photographs, illustrations, tables, and a glossary of terms, this extraordinary textbook explores: pregnancy and childbirth as a bio-cultural experience life-course issues related to gender identity, sexual orientations, behaviors, and lifestyles socioeconomic, political, historical, and ecological influences on sexual behavior early childhood sexuality, puberty and adolescence birth control, fertility, conception, and sexual differentiation HIV infection, AIDS, AIDS globalization and sex work Fusing biological, socio-psychological, and cultural influences to offer new perspectives on understanding human sexuality, its development over millions of years of evolution, and how sexuality is embedded in specific socio-cultural contexts, this is the text for educators and students who wish to understand human sexuality in all of its richness and complexity.

Download or read book Girl Logic written by Iliza Shlesinger and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on the secret genius of irrational behavior. Have you ever been pissed because you're not pretty enough, and then gotten even more pissed that someone didn't find you as pretty as you think you are? Have you ever obsessed over the size of your thighs while eating dessert, all the while saying you'll work out extra tomorrow? Or spent endless hours wondering why you have to bear the brunt of other people's insecurities? I mean, after all, I'm pretty great. Why cope with insecurities I don't already have? That last one's just me? All right, then. But if the rest sounds familiar, you are experiencing Girl Logic: a characteristically female way of thinking that appears contradictory and circuitous but is actually a complicated and highly evolved way of looking at the world. You end up considering every repercussion of every choice (about dating, career, clothes, lunch) before making a move toward what you really want. And why do we attempt these mental hurdles? Well, that's what this book is all about. The fact is, whether you're obsessing over his last text or the most important meeting of your career, your Girl Logic serves a purpose: It helps push you, question what you want, and clarify what will make you a happier, better person. Girl Logic can be every confident woman's secret weapon, and this book shows you how to wield it.

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