Download or read book Bizarre Romance written by Audrey Niffenegger and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-03-01 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Internationally bestselling author Audrey Niffenegger and her husband, graphic artist Eddie Campbell, collaborate on this quirky, irreverent collection that celebrates and satirises love of all kinds. With thirteen different vignettes about love, loss, fairies, misbehaviour, regret, wanton wrongheadedness, cats, supernatural exterminators, spies, ghosts, more cats, more fairies, and a handful of ex-boyfriends, Bizarre Romance runs the gamut when it comes to relationships. It explores the good, the bad, the ugly and the just plain weird – with Niffenegger's sharp, imaginative prose and Campbell's diverse comic styles, always with a sense of humour and cosmic justice.

Download or read book Saturn written by Mia Harlan and published by Mia Books. This book was released on 2021-09-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only men I’ve ever wanted are Slash, Ajax, and Draikh. There’s just one catch. They’re three famous rock stars, and they don’t know I exist. The moment I heard Not a Vampire play, I fell in love. Not just with their music, but with three members of the band. Keyboardist Slash, drummer Ajax, and bassist Draikh have become my obsession—but I’m just another screaming fan. When I finally meet my rock star idols face to face, I discover that the stage effects they use aren’t actually illusions. Can I handle a dragon shifter, a mage, and a blue alien with extra limbs?

Download or read book Unveiled written by Courtney Milan and published by Entangled: Edge. This book was released on 2014-07-07 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Of all Ash Turner's accomplishments, stealing a dukedom from his old enemy is by far the most brazen. Now that he's been recognized as the heir, nothing remains but to head to Parford Manor and survey the estate that will be his. He expects opposition. He gets Lady Margaret. Margaret lost everything when Ash claimed the dukedom: her dowry, her legitimacy, and her place in society. Now Ash wants to take her family home, too. She disguises herself as a nurse, determined to learn his weaknesses. But the closer she comes to Ash, the greater the pull of his reckless charm. If she wants to reclaim what she has lost, her only choice is to betray the man she is beginning to love... This is an enhanced ebook. In addition to the text of the book itself, it contains pictures and audio. You can read this enhanced ebook on any device, but the audio content may not be accessible on all ereaders. That content has been made available on the web, so you won't miss anything if your device doesn't support audio. Unveiled is the first book in the Turner series. The full series is: - Unveiled - Unlocked, a companion novella - Unclaimed - Unraveled

Download or read book Dukes Prefer Blondes written by Loretta Chase and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-12-29 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Biweekly marriage proposals from men who can't see beyond her (admittedly breathtaking) looks are starting to get on Lady Clara Fairfax's nerves. Desperate to be something more than ornamental, she escapes to her favorite charity. When a child is in trouble, she turns to tall, dark, and annoying barrister Oliver Radford. Though he's unexpectedly found himself in line to inherit a dukedom, Radford's never been part of fashionable society, and the blonde beauty, though not entirely bereft of brains, isn't part of his plans. But Clara overwhelms even his infallible logic, and when wedlock looms, all he can do is try not to lose his head over her . . . It's an inconvenient marriage by ordinary standards, but these two are far from ordinary. Can the ton's most adored heiress and London's most difficult bachelor fall victim to their own unruly desires?

Download or read book Bet Me written by Jennifer Crusie and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-12-30 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Agreeing not to pursue a relationship after one date, unlikely lovers Min Dobbs and Cal Morrisey are thrown together again in the wake of such factors as a jealous ex-boyfriend, a determined psychologist, and a bizarrely intelligent cat.

Download or read book The Plus One written by Sarah Archer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant but socially inept robotics engineer builds her own wedding date--and learns more about love than she ever expected--in this hilarious and heartwarming debut novel. "Prepare to fall in love!" --Aimee Agresti, author of Campaign Widows When she couldn't find Mr. Right, she built him. Dating is hard. Being dateless at your perfect sister's wedding is harder. Meet Kelly. Twenty-nine, go-getter, a brilliant robotics engineer, and perpetually single. So when her younger sister's wedding looms and her attempts to find a date become increasingly cringeworthy, Kelly does the only logical thing: she builds her own boyfriend. Ethan is perfect: gorgeous, attentive, and smart--all topped off by a mechanical heart endlessly devoted to her. Not to mention he's good with her mother. When she's with him, Kelly discovers a more confident, spontaneous version of herself--the person she'd always dreamed she could be. But as the struggle to keep Ethan's identity secret threatens to detonate her career, Kelly knows she has to kiss her perfect man good-bye. There's just one problem: she's falling for him.

Download or read book Kissing Galileo written by Penny Reid and published by Cipher-Naught. This book was released on 2019-06-17 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her professor just saw her mostly naked. Awkwardness is guaranteed to ensue. Proceeds for the month of release go to College Track (501c3), providing college scholarships and resources for vulnerable / limited resource populations. At collegetrack.org What do you do when your freakishly smart and wickedly sarcastic Research Methods professor sees you mostly naked? You befriend him, of course. ‘Kissing Galileo’ is the second book in the Dear Professor series, is 60k words, and can be read as a standalone. A shorter version of this story (40k words) was entitled ‘Nobody Looks Good Naked’ and was available via Penny Reid’s newsletter for free over the course of 2018-19.

Download or read book The Guy on the Right written by Kate Stewart and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strike One-My mother named me Theodore after her favorite chipmunk.Not cool, Mom.I've spent most of my life answering to Teddy, because I couldn't make Theo work.Except for here. College. The place where all bets are off, and I've managed to redeem myself.There's only one problem, my new roommate, Troy, is football royalty and looks like he stepped off the set of an Abercrombie shoot.Doesn't matter, I cook a mean breakfast for his panty parade, and we get along well.And anyway, this year I got the girl. And she's perfect.That's right. Theodore Houseman, former band geek, now marching band rock star has finally landed the girl of his dreams.Everything is perfect.That is, until Troy takes a good look at her.I'm not going down without a fight. As a matter of fact, I'm not going down at all. As glorious as these days may be for my all-star roommate, Laney is my end game. I may not know much about play strategy, but I've been the good guy my whole life. I've been listening and I know exactly what women want. Framed in a picture standing next to me, Troy may seem like Mr. Perfect, but he's underestimating the guy on the right.Spoiler alert: In this story, the underdog is going to win.

Download or read book Love in the Time of Climate Change written by Brian Adams and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Casey, a community college professor with OCD (Obsessive Climate Disorder). While navigating the zaniness of teaching he leads a rag-tag bunch of climate activists, lusts after one of his students, and smokes a little too much pot. Quirky, socially awkward and adolescent- acting, our climate change obsessed hero muddles his way through saving the world while desperately searching for true love. Teaching isn't easy with an incredibly hot woman in class, students either texting or comatose, condoms strewn everywhere, attack geese on field trips, and a dean who shows up at exactly the wrong moments. What's a guy to do? Kidnap the neighbor's inflatable Halloween ghost? Confront evangelicals and lesbian activists? Channel Santa Claus's rage at the melting polar ice caps? Shoplift at Walmart? How about all of the above! Who would have thought climate change could be so funny! Actually, it really isn't, but Love in the Time of Climate Change, a romantic comedy about global warming, is guaranteed to keep you laughing. Laughing and thinking.

Download or read book Love is the Punch Line written by Kathleen Jones and published by . This book was released on 2023-03-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HE COURTED HER WITH PUNCH LINES Middle-aged stand-up comedian Josh Steinberg, formerly the star of his own popular TV series, finds himself struggling to keep his career alive, playing seedier and seedier clubs. Plump, balding, and plain-looking, he has never had much luck with women. That is, until Josh meets Holly Brannigan while performing his stand-up act in a comedy club. Holly, an attractive, intelligent, and divorced 50-year-old businesswoman, becomes instantly smitten with Josh and even finds his unconventional looks wildly sexy. The lonely and vulnerable Josh soon falls in love with Holly, even though she's not the statuesque type he usually goes for. But Josh, terrified of being hurt and discarded by yet another woman, hides his true feelings for Holly by making fun of her in his stand-up act. And Holly, taking Josh's words to heart, starts to wonder if she means anything to him at all.

Download or read book Let s Get Textual Special Edition written by Teagan Hunter and published by Text. This book was released on 2023-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A L-O-L standalone romantic comedy readers are calling their favorite romcom of all-time!A wrong number is supposed to be just that--a wrong number.Delete. Done.Do not continue to text. Do not flirt.A wrong number shouldn't be the first person on your mind in the morning, or the last at night...and you're definitely not supposed to talk them into buying a baby goat.Because that would be weird.When Zach Hastings and I get into a wrong-number mix-up, we don't follow the rules. We keep texting and flirting, because he's wicked funny and perfectly nerdy and a wonderful distraction.I'm not looking for love, and Zach definitely had the wrong number.But maybe...Maybe he's the right guy.Let's Get Textual is a full-length standalone romcom with an HEA.

Download or read book Unique Romance of Love written by Nestor Julio Cordero and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-01-07 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All my years through high school I used to see how everyone argues about how love should be and how they blame others for everything they do. I started to analyze everyone though including mine. I started analyzing why we feel this way when falling in love. Why every time we are in a relationship with someone we end up blaming that particular person instead of looking at our self. So I decided to write about how love should be shown, how we need to look at each other before referring to others in any way. We need to start looking deep inside and think about what we really want. We all need to really stop choosing and start to look for who really deserve us through our heart not our mind. Everything might seem confusing at first but if you think it through it really isnt. It is better taking your time eating a meal than rushing and ending up having bad day. What I am referring is to take our time to learn about others, take our time to see beyond that person, take our time to feel what the other person is feeling instead of blocking their heart. It is easy to run away but what youre really doing is just ignoring what can be confronted and taken care of. If love was as simple as a blink of an eye the world would have no sense of living a simple life. I hope you all enjoy my poetry and have a better understanding of what is to love and deserve your present sight.

Download or read book Dead Men Don t Eat Quiche A Funny Romance Mystery written by Nina Cordoba and published by Nina Cordoba. This book was released on 2019-08-02 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sequel Alert: Dead Men Don’t Eat Quiche, is the sequel to the hilarious Dead Men Don’t Chew Gum. It’s highly recommended that you read “Gum” first. - What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Hungrier… Rika’s father, Chef Diego Martín, has finally been able to return to Los Angeles after 15 years, brought over to work in the VIP Center restaurant of the Temple of Microtology by its founders. But, a month later, his sous chef is found dead, Diego, missing. Rika is panicked at the thought of losing her one living parent permanently. All she knows is that she has to find her father, and she needs Nick Owen by her side. Not one night passed in the last six months that Nick hasn’t lain awake thinking of Rika, even though he’s given up hope she’ll contact him. It’s for the best, anyway. They weren’t right for each other. But when she calls and asks him to fly to L.A., nothing can stop him from racing to her side. And when he sees her again, she’s even more beautiful than she was last summer. However, he may not be prepared for what he discovers in her hometown, like Rika’s formidable grandmother who treats him like molester, the fact that L.A. men find him really, really attractive, or the weird Hollywood cult members who are spying on him and Rika. Oh, and maybe worst of all—LeeAnne. Nick never wants to see tears in Paprika’s beautiful eyes again. But is there really a chance of finding her father alive and solving the murder before the Microtologists get them, too? - More about this series: Is this series humorous? Yes, most readers find it laugh-out-loud funny. Is this series romantic? Yes, while each funny mystery is solved at the end of each book, the romance between the geek girl heroine and the "cowboy" lawyer grows throughout the series. Is there action? Yes, it's full of original, often wild and quirky, action scenes. Will this series have warm, touching, uplifting moments like the Nina Cordoba romantic comedies? Yes, Nina is all about creating unique, unforgettable characters you can feel with. Does it matter which order I read them in? Due to the many revelations about recurring characters as you get to know them as well as the humor "call backs" to earlier books, this series is best read in order. (Book 2 is Dead Men Don't Eat Quiche.) Keywords: Mystery series, romantic mystery, mysteries, amateur sleuth, cozy mysteries, women sleuths, geek romance, funny mystery, funny romance, Latina heroine, Hispanic Heroine, Latina author, diverse fiction, mystery romance, romance mystery, mysteries with dogs, dog mysteries, Los Angeles, Castle, Janet Evanovich, Stephanie Plumb, Stephanie Bond.

Download or read book Love Signs and You written by Rochelle Gordon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003 with total page 886 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love Signs and You is the definitive volume of romantic astrology.

Download or read book Situationship written by Marina Adair and published by Kensington Publishing Corporation. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moving into her late grandmother's house, along with her toddler twins and a dog named Garbage Disposal, single mother Teagan Bianchi comes face-to-face with her teenage crush, who still lives next door, and must decide whether or not she can overcome her fears to get a second chance at love.

Download or read book Laughing Out Loud written by Andrew Horton and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 2000-01-03 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the writing of comedy for cinema and television

Download or read book Love on Summer Break Series written by Stephanie J. Scott and published by Stephanie J. Scott. This book was released on 2023-02-14 with total page 1181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Ginsburg, Michigan where summer might not go as planned, but love finds a way despite the odds. All Last Summer: Lila ditches her study abroad trip with her boyfriend after catching him cheating and lands a job with her ex's arrogant buddy Aidan. Lila and Aidan find common ground, but dating her ex's BFF goes against every plan she's made. Sunset Summer: Good girl Holli is spending the summer with her grandparents as punishment for a party-gone-wrong. Bad boy Will in her community service group may be her only friend, but he's nothing but trouble. Only appearances aren't what they seem. Big Wild Summer: Elena is humiliated by a prank at her new summer theme park job. Worse, her crush was in on it. Exiled to the "loser" end of the park, Elena discovers the misfit staff are misunderstood, especially the big scary dude, Jonah. Free Wheeling Summer: Chelsea isn't ready for college like her over-achieving friends, so the chance to join a roller derby team is just the confidence boost she needs. Only her new crush turns out to be the coach of the rival team, her team's sworn enemies. This collection includes four full length young adult novels: All Last Summer, Sunset Summer, Big Wild Summer, Free Wheeling Summer