Download or read book Purrdy Funny written by Joel Rothman and published by The Guest Cottage, Inc.. This book was released on 2006-10 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Purrdy Funny is dedicated to cat-lovers everywhere.
Download or read book High Desert written by Wayne D. Overholser and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the title story, Murdo Morgan left Paradise Valley sixteen years ago, after his brothers had been killed at the hand of the Turkey Track outfit. One year later, his father died a broken and defeated man. Broad Clancy, owner of the Turkey Track, has remained the controlling force in this area of high desert in Oregon, considering all the land to be open range, including the six-mile strip on both sides of the old wagon road which belongs to Cascade and Paradise Land Company. He fears that Morgan will return to exact his revenge for the death of his brothers. But Morgan is not driven by revenge but by a desire to carry out the dream of his father—to settle a thousand farming families in Paradise Valley. To that end, as the owner of the Cascade and Paradise Land Company, Morgan arrives with a plan for the sale of the land already under way and he is willing to risk his life and every cent of money he has to do it, despite the backlash he will receive from the Clancy dynasty. In “The Fence,” an Oregon sheriff must race against time to capture the men responsible for brutally murdering the father and grandfather of his former fiancée—before she becomes the next victim.
Download or read book The Joke S on Me written by Jim Purdy and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-02-28 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While debating Sir Winston on the House of Commons, Lady Astor says, Sir Winston, if I were your wife, I should poison your tea. Sir Winston replies, Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it. In 1066, a Battle of Hastings ensued in England, eventually causing two languages to merge and form modern English. In The Jokes on Me, English language aficionado Jim Purdy provides an entertaining tutorial of jokes, explanations, and associated vocabulary based on this historical transition. Purdy bases most of his jokes on sex, politics, and religion, depending on the unexpected as he leads serious students of languages to the other side of English. While including jokes not intended for the easily offended, Purdy relies on the experiences he acquired during his frequent travels throughout Europe as he shares jokes as diverse as the world around us. Purdy spares no one from his humorous jabs, including Lady Astor and Sir Winston, the Lone Ranger, and the Pope. The Jokes on Me is a step-by-step guide that will encourage both novice and experienced students of languages to gain a new appreciation of the American sense of humor while simultaneously enhancing their vocabulary and linguistics abilities.
Download or read book Funny Girl written by Betsy Bird and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-05-09 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Girl is a collection of uproarious stories, rollicking comics, rib-tickling wit, and more, from 25 of today’s funniest female writers for kids. What could be funnier than family? Read stories about Ursula Brown's grandmother driving her on a road trip to disaster, Lisa Brown's little brother getting a Tic-Tac stuck up his nose, and Carmen Agra Deedy's mom setting the bathtub on fire. What could be funnier than friends? Pretty much nothing, as Rita Williams-Garcia shows two besties hatching a bird-brained scheme to get on to a TV talk show, and Deborah Underwood introduces a dynamic dog-and-cat duo teaming up on a pet advice column. What could be funnier than YOU? Tell your future with Mad Libs, discover your Chinese Zodiac sign with Lenore Look, and learn the best tricks of the comedy trade from professional humorists like Adrianne Chalepah and Delaney Yeager. With clever contributions from award-winning and bestselling authors including Cece Bell, Sophie Blackall, Libba Bray, Shannon Hale, Lisa Graff, and Raina Telgemeier, this anthology of funny girls will make you laugh until you cry. Or cry until you laugh. Or maybe you won't cry at all. Either way, you'll definitely laugh. Funny Girl isn’t just an anthology: it’s a cause, a mission, a movement. Girls are funny. Now it’s time for the world to know it.
Download or read book The Cottonmouth Club written by Lance Marcum and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2005-05-10 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Summertime and the livin' ain't easy School's finally out, and eleven-year-old Mitch Valentine is ready to get started on his extensive list of things to do with his best friend - until his mom ruins everything with a surprise announcement. The family is going to take a long trip halfway across the country, to stay with her family down South. Mitch's reluctant summer visit to sweltering farm country tests him in all sorts of ways, starting with his sense of humor. Pitkin, Louisiana, turns out to be a place filled with challenges and dangers, from rope burns to raging bulls. In this vivid and funny first novel, Mitch discovers that it's his own bad decisions that can make for the biggest challenges and dangers of all.
Download or read book Furry Funny Jokes about Pets written by Julia Garstecki and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Through an engaging design that brings the jokes to life with fun facts and critical thinking questions, Furry, Funny Jokes about Pets will have readers laughing and learning"--
Download or read book The Men of Alcohol written by Michael Reed and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-10 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mitchell Roberts' father was a drunk. His fathers' father was a drunk. His mothers' father was a drunk. In the family tradition Mitch was a drunk. Mitchell, however, did something none of the others did. He found recovery. Much to his disappointment he's still knee deep in dysfunction. His ex-wife wants to remarry, and he's not sure he's not really in love with his ex-girl friend. The hole he's dug with twenty-eight years of drinking is not easily escaped. What starts out as a very co-dependent relationship becomes real love, as he learns to form a true partnership with another human being. Mitchell has a lot of challenges to face in recovery, and so far he's making headway, but when life takes something from him that he's not prepared to lose, reality hits him like a freight train. Why go on? Does the answer lie in the gun laying on the little chapel floor? The one brought in by a drunk priest. What is the point to life anyway?
Download or read book Cincinnati Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1994-10 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cincinnati Magazine taps into the DNA of the city, exploring shopping, dining, living, and culture and giving readers a ringside seat on the issues shaping the region.
Download or read book Random Female Syndromes written by Silvia Bajardi and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-31 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Put down the backless paper gown and step away from the stirrups. These syndromes are best treated with a double dose of laughter. The Syndrome Mag is devoted to helping educate and inspire on issues of gender equality using comedy and storytelling. This anthology brings together hysterical true stories of women trying to succeed and survive in a world that insists there's something wrong with us. The authors in this anthology come from different cultures and countries, yet you will connect with their predicaments, in which they take on the world with their wits, their friends, and sometimes a box of tampons.
Download or read book Hotel Homo Sapiens written by Mike Brook and published by Mike Brook. This book was released on 2010-11-12 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ike Lightningfoot is an American citizen. He's employed by World Wide Data Services. He's seven eighths Cherokee.And he's trapped in the basement of the Hotel Homo Sapiens with a preacher, an anthropologist, and the illegitimate son of the Prince of Monaco.This is his story.
Download or read book For the Love of Bessy written by Starla Hunt and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2018-09-02 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Ella, a true blue farm girl. She loves to ride and go fishing. She's a bit of a tomboy and tends to get into a bit of trouble, thanks to neighbor Nate, a mischievous young boy. Watch how things come together through love, happiness, and sadness with the grace of God.
Download or read book You Re Welcome Purdy High written by Trixie Poor and published by LifeRich Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-22 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is for anyone seeking a laugh-out-loud read. Through hilariously funny, far-fetched escapades, a teenage girl recounts her high school years while, at the same time, reveals small-town life in the early sixties. This is a delightfully wacky and engaging romp back in time!
Download or read book Vox Lycei 1960 1961 written by Lisgar Collegiate Institute and published by Lisgar Alumni Association. This book was released on with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Life of a Redneck Woman written by Patsy Purdy and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about rednecks. Some of it is about a hard life and some of it is funny. Like the time my sisters gave me a permanent and made me look like a Brillo pad and the time my mother-in-law stepped on a package of mustard and the time that she got her new teeth stuck together with chewing gum. There was the time dad came home drunk and threw his teeth and the dog got them and ran.
Download or read book Funny Little Monkey written by Andrew Auseon and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arty, an abnormally short fourteen-year-old boy, enlists the help of a group of students, known at school as the "pathetic losers," to take revenge against his abusive, tall fraternal twin brother.
Download or read book You re Welcome Purdy High written by Trixie Poor and published by Life Rich Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-22 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is for anyone seeking a laugh-out-loud read. Through hilariously funny, far-fetched escapades, a teenage girl recounts her high school years while, at the same time, reveals small-town life in the early sixties. This is a delightfully wacky and engaging romp back in time!
