Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Download or read book You re So Punny written by Sequoia Childrens Publishing and published by Sequoia Kids Media. This book was released on 2021-09 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the strawberry say to the banana? You've got a-peel! This laugh-out-loud book is full of pun-derful jokes to keep kids giggling as they read! Readers will even learn fun facts, hilarious history, and get a chance to write their own jokes.

Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Download or read book Punny Places written by June Swanson and published by Millbrook Press. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for beginning readers, this laugh-out-loud joke book about geography will put a smile on your face!

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Download or read book The AI Joke Book Punny One Liners for Everyone written by M.B. Chatfield and published by . This book was released on with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for a ROFL-inducing adventure into the realm of AI-powered humor with The AI Joke Book: Punny One-Liners for Everyone! In this groundbreaking book, you'll discover a collection of puns meticulously crafted by ChatGPT, a cutting-edge language model from OpenAI. ChatGPT has been trained on a massive dataset of text and code, providing it with an unparalleled understanding of human language and the art of the pun. The result is a collection of puns that are as fresh, original, and side-splitting as anything you've ever heard. Whether you're a seasoned punster or just looking for a good groan, The AI Joke Book has something for everyone. With puns covering a wide range of topics, from everyday life to pop culture to the latest scientific advancements, you're sure to find something that tickles your funny bone. Here's a sneak peek at some of the hilarious puns you'll find in The AI Joke Book: · What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. · Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. The AI Joke Book is more than just a collection of puns—it's a testament to the power of artificial intelligence to create humor that is both clever and entertaining. Order your copy of The AI Joke Book today and get ready for a pun-tastic experience! #AIHumor #FunnyAI #WittyJokes #Joke #AIComedy #TheFutureOfComedy #HilariousJokes #PunnyJokes #OneLiners #RobotComedy #MachineHumor #AIJokes #ArtificialIntelligenceJokes #Funny #StepInComedy #Robot #Humor #LaughterBook #JokeCollection #MustRead #GiftIdeas #GoodRead #FunnyBooks #PunLovers

Download or read book Punny Jokes written by Joe King and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2021-12-15 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these punny jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.

Download or read book Punny Peeps Funny Food Jokes written by Lisa Ayotte and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 32 Funny Food Jokes, told by the Punny Peeps, that kids and their families & friends will love to read over and over again! Silly, engaging pictures help readers to visualize the jokes, making it easier for them to remember the punchlines! Jokes and puns help to increase vocabulary, build critical thinking skills and strengthen emotional intelligence. The benefits of humor and laughter are endless! ***Recommended for kids from 1-101!

Download or read book Punny Jokes written by Warren Peace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pun and jokelovers unite!Punny Jokesis packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes! What's better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course!Punny Jokesis a gift-worthy hardcover that covers everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including: What do you call a cow without legs?Ground beef. When does a duck wake up?At the quack of dawn! Why are teddy bears never hungry?They're stuffed! What type of sandals does a frog wear?Open-toad! What's a pirate's favorite letter?RRRRRR. What did the syrup say to the waffle?I love you a waffle lot! What do you call the wife of a hippies?A Mississippi! And many, many more! WithPunny Jokes, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing-for real!

Download or read book Ken s Punny Jokes and Riddles written by Ken Nash and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My book of jokes and riddles could be described as spicy and debaucherous that wouldn’t be for everyone. But I assume that on this day and age, such qualities are superfluous as long as the literature is creative and artistic. My inspiration for the book began after getting into a series of jokes and riddles match with a co-worker at a restaurant where I’ve worked at. Everyone there encouraged me to write it all down on a paper and create a book. After twelve years of

Download or read book Pun and Games written by Richard Lederer and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 1996-06-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, games of word substitution, and more.

Download or read book Have a Little Pun written by Frida Clements and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

Download or read book Gagged and Bound written by Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. This book was released on 2015-06-15 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.

Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Revell. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Download or read book Dad Jokes The Punny Edition written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2021-09-02 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BESTSELLING SERIES Q: How does a penguin build a house? A: Igloos it together. The global Instagram sensation, @DadSaysJokes, returns for another collection of side-splitting gags to share with friends and family. Guaranteed to keep the laughs and groans coming in equal measure, the cheesy jokes inside will not disappoint. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 3.5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another nine platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme page @Pubity with its 28 million followers. This is his fourth book.

Download or read book The Best Book of Puns written by Art Moger and published by . This book was released on 1988-01 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title