Download or read book Poems to Poop by written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun! “Brilliant from one end to the next!” —T. P. Eliot, “The Waste Land” “A literary laxative for our times!” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “To Flush, My Toilet” Poems to Poop by will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! - Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it - Enjoy updated classics like “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,” “One Flush, Two Flush,” and “Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening” - Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that’s sure to move you
Download or read book Poems of Poop Number One written by Mark O'Toole and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen dads with their sons, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? Nothing wrong with those books, of course, but dads usually end up in the truck book section. Slim pickings. Honestly, kids are just not that into trucks.It's well known that men mature at a slower rate than women. I'm not sure if this is scientific fact or not, but I've heard a man's sense of humor stops evolving around age 10.That's why you need to experience my book of kid's poetry, "Poems of Poop."If you're still reading, congratulations.If a small smile came to your face, even better.Why "Poems of Poop"? Here are a couple of reasons.First, the topic of poop has long been monopolized by one book, "Everyone Poops." That's not fair and that's not right. Poop is way too big a topic for the world to rely on just one book to tell the story. So "Poems of Poop" solves that with a collection of laugh-out-loud poems to even the poop playing field.Second, remember the 2010 success of "Go the **** to Sleep"? It was funny and popular because it spoke the truth. "Poems of Poop" speaks the truth kids between 6-and-10 already know: poop is hilarious. So take the audience that scooped up "Go the *** to Sleep," turn them into highly influential, immature and poop-loving children, and I "smell" success for "Poems of Poop". (And if we can get Samuel L. Jackson to read these on tape, we'll probably make The Today Show.)And back to those dads. Finally, they can have a book they want to buy, and will buy. Granted, they will likely be in big trouble with their wives when they get home, but one kid passing gas should lighten the tension in the room, and then "Poems of Poop" is off to the races, or bathroom, or wherever.
Download or read book When Dad Goes Poo written by Adam Stephey and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2020-08-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty poems to provoke poo-crastinators. A bathroom book. Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
Download or read book 101 Poo Poems by Dr Deuce written by and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Every Girl Poops written by Danielle McGhee and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-31 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every Girl Poops: A Diary From A Girl Who Poops is for women with a sense of humor! This book contains a collection of humorous and thoughtful poems (mostly in haiku format) about poop experiences. The purpose of the book is to make the reader laugh while sitting on the toilet.
Download or read book Death Obscura written by Rick Bursky and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Virtu" This wasn't the first time I'd watched a woman wear high heels in the shower. Closed-toe this time. Her toes weren't painted and she didn't want anyone to see. After she told me this, her head tilted back. Water masked her face in a way not possible if she still had been turned to me as I stood at the sink shaving, then brushing my teeth. An inconsequential detail, whether or not she was watching, Water darkened the red shoes. The damaged world spun beneath. Her balance, of course, was perfect. Rick Bursky is a Los Angeles ad man.
Download or read book Poopendous written by Artie Bennett and published by Blue Apple Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rhyming couplets feature Professor Poopdeck and two young friends as he takes them on a type of poop safari. Words for poop (i.e. guano, number two, ca-ca), its forms and styles (cubes, tubular, wet and dry), and myriad of uses (i.e. souvenirs, fertilizer, fuel) are all conveyed with humor and a certain demand for respect. Full color.
Download or read book Everybody Poops written by Justine Avery and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Taking the taboo out of POO! Everybody poops-it's true! It's time to blow the door right off the bathroom, and shine a light on what happens on the loo. For the little ones just discovering the contents of their diapers and nappies, the bigger ones needing reassurance that their most mysterious bodily function is as natural as can be, and the biggest ones who still hold a fondness for toilet humor, Everybody Poops! is piled high with bold and audacious illustrations and the truth about who's doing the pooing: every body is doing it! Sure to insight giggling fits and all-ages laughter, Everybody Poops! exposes the least talked about fact we all have in common the world over and among all walks of life, benefiting the youngest of us by opening the discussion, promoting comfort with their bodies, and helping them feel included. Poo pride!
Download or read book The Poet written by Lisa Renee Jones and published by Entangled: Amara. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Lisa Renee Jones delivers a gripping new thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. A detective with a dark secret... Samantha Jazz used to be one of the top profilers in the Austin PD, living for the chase of hunting down a killer and bringing him to justice. That is, until one bad case nearly destroyed her. A killer with a hidden agenda... There’s a new kind of serial killer on the loose––and people are turning up dead. The only clues to their murders lie in the riddles the killer leaves behind. A mystery with more questions than answers, and a suspicion that he’s taunting Samantha. A dead body wrapped in a riddle... Samantha will have to use all her wits to solve each new puzzle before the killer can strike again. But the closer she gets to the killer, the more she draws him to her as well. And in this thrilling game of cat and mouse––only one of them will survive.
Download or read book The Best American Poetry 1996 written by David Lehman and published by Scribner. This book was released on 1996-09-16 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Simon & Schuster, in its ninth year, The Best American Poetry 1996 is universally acclaimed as the best anthology in the field. The compilation includes a diverse abundance of poems published in 1995 in more than 40 publications ranging from The New Yorker to The Paris Review to Bamboo Ridge.
Download or read book Something Told the Wild Geese written by Rachel Field and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-09 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rachel Field an American novelist, poet, and children's fiction writer. Who is best known for the Newbery Award-winning Hitty, Her First Hundred Years, now has a newly completed title to add to her list of works, Something Told The Wild Geese. a new and fully illustrated children's book based on the poem written by Rachel field.
Download or read book The Barefoot Book of Classic Poems written by and published by Barefoot Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic poems from the English literary tradition come together in an anthology that traces our journey through life with a thoughtful blend of humour and playfulness, poignancy and nostalgia. This beautifully illustrated collection contains the works of some of the finest poets in the English language. It introduces children to the world's best poetry, from John Milton to William Carlos Williams. Here too are the voices of Robert Frost, W. H. Auden, Eleanor Farjeon, Rainer Maria Rilke, and Marianne Moore. Beautiful illustrations and classic entries make this a wonderful addition to any library. AUTHOR: Jackie Morris is a celebrated author and illustrator, and the winner of the Welsh Books Council Tir na n-Og Award for her title "The Seal Children". Her illustrations for "How the Whale Became", by Ted Hughes (2000) were universally praised and prompted the "Guardian" to comment 'This exquisite new edition provides illustrations whose rich, grave, muted, almost medieval beauty is in perfect harmony with the deceptive simplicity of the words.' Colour illustrations
Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Download or read book Stuff to Do While You Poo by Dr Deuce written by Duke Jarboe and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-21 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stuff to do while you're busy in the bathroom! Tons of Sudoku, Word Searches and Mazes. This makes an excellent gift for White Elephant, Dad's and Grads and gags!.
Download or read book Poems written by William Falconer and published by . This book was released on 1854 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book When I Grow Up I Want to be a List of Further Possibilities written by Chen Chen and published by A. Poulin, Jr. New Poets of Am. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This award-winning debut interrogates the fragile, inherited ways of approaching love and family from Asian American, immigrant, and queer perspectives.
Download or read book Papa Is a Poet written by Natalie S. Bober and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Papa Is a Poet: is a picture book about the famous American poet Robert Frost, imagined through the eyes of his daughter Lesley. When Robert Frost was a child, his family thought he would grow up to be a baseball player. Instead, he became a poet. His life on a farm in New Hampshire inspired him to write "poetry that talked," and today he is famous for his vivid descriptions of the rural life he loved so much. There was a time, though, when Frost had to struggle to get his poetry published. Told from the point of view of Lesley, Robert Frost's oldest daughter, this is the story of how a lover of language found his voice.
