Download or read book Please Hold Thumbs A Not So Round Trip to South Africa written by Scott Cherney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-09-16 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAVE A NICE TRIP?SEE YOU NEXT FALL!Attending their daughter's wedding in South Africa promised to be the vacation of a lifetime. But first, they had to face the treacherous gauntlet known as modern day travel.Join this hapless, sometimes helpless couple as they brave their way through a never-ending obstacle course filled with such hazards as flight delays, the purgatory of layovers and an incompetent, uncaring air carrier that treats its passengers worse than their luggage.Waiting for them on the other side of the world are an honest-to-goodness safari with amorous lions and elephants with anger issues, a life-affirming visit to a South African school and an anxious bride and groom, standing patiently at the airport with a sign that reads:"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?"The answer lies within the pages of PLEASE HOLD THUMBS: A NOT-SO-ROUND TRIP TO SOUTH AFRICA, a true tale of turbulence and triumph from travel mug Scott Cherney, author of RED ASPHALT
Download or read book Now THAT S Funny The Comedy Sketches of Scott Cherney written by Scott Cherney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2005-10-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: King Kong's back in New York...The Lone Ranger rides again...but first, a word from our sponsor...CHOCK FULL O' PRUNES(Now that's what I call FAST food...)All this and more from the mind of Scott Cherney, this hilarious collection of non-royalty comedy sketches, gags and blackouts are perfect for any comedy revue, vaudeville or variety show. Now THAT'S Funny! also provides a running commentary by the author with a brief history of the creation of each sketch.
Download or read book In the Dark A Life and Times in a Movie Theater Special Edition written by Scott Cherney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-09-30 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most people have a memory bank. This guy has a movie theater inside his head. IN THE DARK: A LIFE AND TIMES IN A MOVIE THEATER is Scott Cherney's anecdotal history of one of life's great pastimes: Going to the movies. This SPECIAL EDITION contains new and updated material chronicling the misadventures of a self-proclaimed film geek who grew up watching movies at the same time the movies were growing up themselves. IN THE DARK recalls such cinematic events as the last days of the Saturday afternoon kiddie matinee, sex education on and off the screen at the drive-in, the incredible period of 1970s filmmaking, and the rise and fall of the skin flick (pun intended). The SPECIAL EDITION of IN THE DARK is a funny, sometimes poignant trip down Memory Lane, now with more potholes than ever. ""A fun journey!""-Actor/Director D.W.Landingham ""Cherney weaves a fascinating tale of his obsession with the silver screen.""-Joseph Fotinos AKA Legendary Horror Film TV Host Professsor Anton Griffin
Download or read book The Legend of the Rogue written by Scott Cherney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-04-20 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN? NO, NOT HIM... THE OTHER ONE! Brian Ryan, the mild-mannered sheriff of Parched Throat, Arizona is summoned to rescue the Clayfoot Indian tribe from the clutches of Randolph Hitlear, an ex-Confederate general out to steal their gold in order to finance another Civil War. When he finds himself outnumbered by Hitlear's gang, a duplicitous Indian agent and a scheming saloon chanteuse, Sheriff Ryan adopts the guise of the mysterious masked avenger known as ...The Rogue. A western comedy melodrama filled with laughs, romance and more fun than a barrel full of lizards on a tequila bender. Performance rights are available.
Download or read book A Double Shot of Murder written by Scott Cherney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-10-30 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two complete interactive murder mystery comedy scripts in one edition. DEAD TUESDAY- International playboy Francois Fibian is the only one who can solve the murder of a prominent New Orleans socialite during a Mardi Gras costume ball, but he has his own problems. Someone at this soiree is trying to frame him for the crime. To make matters worse, a voodoo curse is turning him into a frog. Yes, really. and MURDER: THE FINAL FRONTIER-At a sci-fi convention reunion of the cult TV series STAR TRUCK, there is only one question on everyone's lips: Who killed Captain Kork? Could it be First Officer Mr. Spark? Maybe it's Carrie Fishwich, the blowsy actress from the rival franchise, STAR BOARS? And that alien over there...is that a raygun in its pocket or it just glad to be here? Both are perfect for professional or amateur theatrical productions. Performance rights are available.
Download or read book Red Asphalt written by Scott Cherney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-02-23 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calvin Wheeler is an American dreamer in a triple threat cage match with his two biggest adversaries-everyday life and himself. His marriage to the woman he believed to be his soul mate is rapidly evaporating before his eyes. The book he’s been working on for over a decade is slipping through his fingers as he struggles to complete it. As these pressures grow, Calvin compensates by conjuring up outrageous road rage scenarios in the multiplex of his mind. To make matters even worse, he drives for a living. As his life, job and dreams simultaneously implode, his wild fantasies begin to literally bleed over into reality. Now with a gun in one hand and a steering wheel in the other, this distant runner-up in the human race feels empowered for the very first time. At least our boy’s finally found a purpose in life. Red Asphalt tells a violent, tragic tale with darkly humorous touches and pointed social commentary. And the moral to the story?Traffic can be murder...
Download or read book Song of the Canyon Kid written by Scott Cherney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-12-10 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A straight-shooting, guitar-strumming cowboy returns to Dirt Clod, Missouri only to learn that the town's in ruins, a hanging judge wants to add him to his resume and his gal's about to marry a known desperado. How's The Canyon Kid going to save the day, let alone croon a few tunes, with a noose around his neck? Adapted from the author's play Song of the Lone Prairie or Poem on the Range
Download or read book A Dictionary of South African English on Historical Principles written by Rhodes University. Dictionary Unit for South African English and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 1996 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Dictionary of South African English is the fullest ever study of the English language in South Africa. The result of 25 years of work, this dictionary has been researched and written according to historical principles. However, as well as recording examples of South African English goingback to the sixteenth century, the dictionary also provides an insight into the dramatic political and cultural changes in South Africa's history by examining the country's ever changing language right up to the present day. Research into language has involved the contributions of hundreds ofindividual South Africans, as well as extensive research into all other forms of the written and spoken language. Diverse and informative entries include robot (a traffic light), bakkie (a small truck), bond (a mortgage), and brinjals (aubergines). The dictionary includes such areas as children'sslang, the vocabulary of soldiers, the mines, local music terms, the townships, food, and a detailed look at the complex language of apartheid. English words originating from all the country's groups are recorded, including words from Dutch/Afrikaans, the Malayo-Indonesian languages, the Indian,Khoisan, Nguni, and Sotho languages.
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Download or read book Black South African Women written by Kathy A. Perkins and published by Juta and Company Ltd. This book was released on 1999 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this, the first anthology to focus exclusively on the lives of black South African women, the work of both emerging playwrights and national and international award-winners are represented.
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