Download or read book Pirate Booty written by E.Z. Prine and published by Pure Barry Press. This book was released on 2022-08-03 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You think you got problems? Try being a rock star, mate. It’s 1984, and lead singer Jack St James is on cloud nine. He’s met the woman of his dreams and his rock band, Pirate, is on track to finish its sold-out American tour in four days. If only he hadn’t done some foolhardy things—things that threaten to derail the end of the tour and wreck his plans to retire to the English countryside. Namely, leaping from one hotel balcony to another eight stories above the ground, attracting the attention of the mainstream news media, and having his true identity revealed to the world. Now his all-powerful father knows exactly where he is and will move heaven and earth to punish him for calling himself “Jack.” How dare he use the name of his brother, his father’s heir and favored son who died a senseless and terrible death? And how dare he shame his father by becoming a rock star, instead of assuming his rightful place in English society? As Jack and band manager Dunk batten down the hatches, little do they know that they face not one but three rich and powerful men colluding to derail the final concerts in the tour: Jack’s evil father, their coked-up A&R executive, and a smarmy swami intent on kidnapping Jack’s new woman. Jack is finally facing the enemy of a lifetime, one he cannot predict or control, and the dream life he’s worked so hard to attain hangs in the balance. Content advisory: In keeping with the era and setting, this book contains adult themes and language and potentially upsetting content. This is book 2 in the Pirate (the Rock Band) series.
Download or read book A Pirate s Booty written by Carlo Cavazutti and published by Melange Books, LLC. This book was released on 2022-10-11 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For hundreds of years adventurers have hunted for the treasure of the Spanish Galleon, La Bella Donna but stymied at every turn. That is until Synthia Morales walks into Chez Rendezvous and tells a story of a long lost relative and sole survivor. A tale that Carlo overhears and the search is on. Danger, treason and subterfuge lurks from everywhere and he must put together a top notch crew.
Download or read book Pirate Booty written by Jack Brightside and published by Clan Destine Press. This book was released on 2021-02-01 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pirates aren’t supposed to get lovesick, but that’s what’s happened to Dread Pirate Captain Louis, master of the good ship Boattega. Unaware he’s already stolen the dread pirate's heart, Captain Montgomery Montgomery, ambitious head of the anti-piracy task force and woke af, is intent on reforming the sexy bad boy. What happens next includes a shocking lack of boundaries, inexperience in love, a bitey pet possum, mermaids that won't leave and then kind of do, and the promise of Spanish treasure untold. And pirate booty. A lot of pirate booty. And isn't that the REAL treasure?
Download or read book Our Best Bites written by Sara Smith Wells and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes plastic insert with equivalent measurements and metric conversions.
Download or read book The Pirate s Booty written by Alex Westmore and published by Broad Winged Books. This book was released on 2016-10-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Booty written by Stefano Mazzotti and published by SQP. This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo ho, indeed! Here's a magnificent gallery of exquisite lady pirate portraits by one of the great erotic pin-up artists working today -- Stefano Mazzotti. His photo-realism blends seamlessly with the fantasy of beautiful brigands (brigandettes?) fully prepared to attack your mast and swarm your deck in search of treasure, pleasure, and yes -- BOOTY! From his works in the "Velvet Love" series, as well as "Tatz: Sin on Skin", Mazzotti is turning into one of the hottest, most requested talents in the SQP mega-pool of illustrators! We're delighted to present this latest collection of brand new works. Eye-patch and peg-leg not required to thoroughly enjoy this book, although you will let out with the occasional "ARRRRRRR"!
Download or read book Booty written by Sara Lorimer and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treasure trove of high adventure and bad behavior, Booty tells the all-true tales of real women pirates who prowled the seas from the 9th to early-20th centuries in search of easy prey and easy profit. Raiding ships, boozing, brawling, and looting, they struck terror in the hearts of men from the Mediterranean to the South China Sea to the rivers of New York. Meet Rachel Wall, who traded her devout religious upbringing for "lewd and wicked company"; Cheng I Sao, who led a fleet of 2,000 ships and made her men drink cocktails of wine and gunpowder; Mary Read, who killed one pirate for the love of another; and Sadie the Goat, who headbutted her victims before fleecing them of cash. Their exploits and those of many more swashbuckling women fill these pages, along with salty illustrations and an informative look at the finer points of pirate life (grog, flogging, fashion, and more). Arrrrr.
Download or read book The Belly Fat Cure written by Jorge Cruise and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For years, experts have told you that you’re tired and overweight because you eat too much and don’t exercise enough. They were WRONG. The truth is that you are eating foods packed with hidden sweeteners that deliver a belly-fattening Sugar/Carb Value. This simple guide makes smart eating effortless and affordable. This revised edition is updated with a completely new chapter—Simply Fit™, with Belly-Burning Workouts—and includes more than 1,500 options customized for: carboholics, meat lovers, chicken and seafood fans, chocoholics, fast-food junkies, and even vegans! What are you waiting for? Dig in!
Download or read book Pirate Haiku written by Michael P. Spradlin and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2010-10-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ship sails avast! I have lost the map, mateys! No shaking booty! Come sail the seven seas aboard the notorious Black Thunder! Landlubbers have a first-mate seat to the grizzly life of eighteenth-century pirates--as told by the surprisingly poetic if salty One One-Leg Sterling. Shiver me timbers, never before have we poppets been privy to the gritty goings-on of the rum-running, treasure-thieving, marauding masters of the open sea from the inside out. . . until now! From trading rum for buxom beauties to fighting those limey British bastards, this book reveals the swaggering derring-do of these plundering and treacherous buccaneers--17 syllables at a time!
Download or read book Pirate Booty written by Rina Dayne and published by Artom Books Ltd.. This book was released on 2022-06-20 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If a night I’ll always remember helps me forget the day I’ll always regret, isn’t that a win/win? After bombing her interview to become the next principal of Jasper Mill Middle-High School, Phoebe Kestrel decides that a Halloween party designed to encourage anonymous sex is just what she needs. After all, she'll never return to Jasper Mill. But when she finds out the next week that she did get the job, she has to worry about that Halloween Hookup coming home to roost. Wes Herrington is a high school art teacher and favorite son of Jasper Mill. The first time he meets the new principal, he figures out that it's her -- the Medusa that his Pirate hooked up with. Wes can't wait to hook up with her again. But can they? Can Phoebe establish herself as the new principal in a small town and have a relationship with one of her teachers at the same time? Even if she can, does she want to? Can Wes learn how to let Phoebe fight her own battles? Or will his benevolent chauvinism keep them apart? Welcome to Jasper Mill. A small town that’s big on romance. *** Author's Note: This story was originally published in the anthology "A Series of Unfortunate Meet Cutes." ***
Download or read book Pirate s Booty written by Temple Hogan and published by . This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Virgin Pirate... Born to a life of piracy, Nellie Bouchard knows no other life, but she longs to find a world beyond the ruthless violence and danger. Her wish is fulfilled when she captures Lord Trey Carlyle. Mesmerized by his masculinity and raw sexuality, she insists he teach her the secrets between a man and woman. Long tropical nights and sun-drenched days aboard her ship allow him to show her every aspect of sexual encounters while she teaches him about love. But he's her captive and she's a pirate with a price on her head. Their future might mean separation...or death. Her Pirate Lover... Revenge is not as sweet as Hawke thought it would be, not when it backfires. Pirate Captain Hawke thought revenge was exactly what he wanted until he met the French noblewoman, Abella Roche, the bride-to-be of his archenemy. Planting his seed in her belly before delivering her back to her betrothed seemed to be the perfect plan until he tasted the sweetness of Abella's love. Then he couldn't give her back. Captured by the fearsome pirate, Black Hawke, Abella, protected and virginal, is to be used as a pawn in his vengeful game. She has little choice but to accept her fate. But who knew submitting to a Pirate's caresses could open a whole new world of sensuous pleasures and forbidden lust? The Pirate Bride... Red Charlie is the scourge of the sea, the devil himself, so imagine Jackson Shaw's stunned disbelief when he recovers from a drunken night of revelry and discovers he's married to the infamous pirate captain. Furthermore, he did not acquit himself with much sexual finesse on his wedding night. Now he wants to redeem his mangled pride, but a few nights in Red Charlie's arms will make him forget about pride... Charity, known to the world as Red Charlie ever since she was abducted by the same bloodthirsty pirate who killed her parents, relaxed her guard for one night and was ushered into a hasty marriage with a man who mesmerized her. But when the bridegroom mistakes her for a whore on their wedding night and expects her to perform sexual acts she knows nothing about, she runs away. But there's no running away when Jackson captures her pirate ship and refuses to return it unless she spends two weeks as his wife, with all that entails. Charity sets out to teach Jackson a much needed lesson, but the tropical nights of lovemaking teach her a few things about men that she never expected to learn.
Download or read book Pirates written by Rebecca Rissman and published by Heinemann-Raintree Library. This book was released on 2010 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn about pirates, what they did and how they lived.
Download or read book The Pirate Cruncher written by Jonny Duddle and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mysterious old pirate lures a group of rowdy sailors to an island with buried treasure, but there is a surprise awaiting them when they get there.
Download or read book Pirates written by John Reeve Carpenter and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You won't need a bottle of rum to enjoy the exploits of these famous and fearsome swashbucklers. There's a galleon's worth of action in this awesome exploration of pirates--their weapons, adventures, legends, language, and lost treasures. See what life was really like aboard a pirate ship; Meet Blackbeard, Calico Jack, and a host of other villainous adventurers as they sail through the high seas in search of plunder; Learn about their ships, flags, and weaponry, from cutlasses to blunderbusses, sangrenels to musketoons. If you are looking for exotic desert islands and sword-wielding desperadoes, they are here, but you will also learn what life was really like for the scourge of the seas: what motivated them, what kept them together, the hardships they had to endure, and the adventures they sought
Download or read book The Pirate s Booty written by D. M. Darroch and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-21 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The good news? His invention works.That's also the bad news. Angus won't be home for dinner.A laboratory mishap vaults inventor-in-training Angus Clark to a parallel pirate world. Aboard the Fearsome Flea, Angus is the lowest of the low. And the mutineer in charge has murder on her mind.His parents have their own troubles. Their clever son has swapped places with a pirate. And middle school may never be the same with a cannon boy in attendance.Helped by a sassy macaw, a cookie-baking pirate captain, and his trusty screwdriver, Angus must use his ingenuity to set the worlds right. Along the way, he discovers that his most loyal friend is that annoying girl in his math class.Breakneck pacing, lighthearted humor, and two overlapping storylines will delight quick-witted readers looking for an adventurous good time.
Download or read book Pirates Love Underpants written by Claire Freedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab your peg leg and your parrot—and don’t forget the underpants! This wacky picture book pairs pirates and underwear in an uproarious adventure. These pirates SO love underpants, They’re on a special quest To find the fabled Pants of Gold, For the Captain’s treasure chest. This laugh-out-loud Underpants adventure is full of pirates, sharks, and treasure. You’ll be yo-ho-ho-ing with hilarity until the pirates conclude their zany expedition!
Download or read book Clusterf k written by Elise Faber and published by Elise Faber. This book was released on 2021-08-16 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She was single, almost pathetically so. Hell, it had been so long since Misty had been with a man, she couldn’t even remember what it felt like. Still, she should be content—she had a place to live, a great brother, and awesome friends. And she was. Until she crashed into Chance—literally crashed—into the gorgeous man’s SUV, totaling it, wrecking her car, and damaging her brother’s new house all in one fell swoop. It was a total clusterf*@k. Because then the man ended up totaling her heart.