Download or read book Pinoy comic jokes written by Art Columna and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book Pinoy Comic Jokes 1 written by Art Columna & Joe Sabroso and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book Pinoy comic jokes written by Jim Jimenez and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Jokes Collection 2 written by Tatay Jobo Elizes and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-06-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mental case - Psychiatrist: Let me analyze your problem, so perhaps you should start at the beginning. Patient: All right, in the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth. . . + + + Medicines - ala pinoy - Mga mister, pag meron karandaman si Misis, simple medicines lang ang kailangan: kispirin at yakapsul. Pag hindi pa gumaling, try biogesex. + + + Happiest Man - A couple lying in bed one night. The wife turn to the husband, smiled and said: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world." The man replied: Really? When are you leaving? + + + Smell - Ang sense of smell ng bulag ay very sensitive, dahil bulag siya at iyon lang ang kanyang talent. Pag dinala mo ang isang bulag sa wet market, alam niya ang smell ng bigas, ng mga prutas, at meat products. Pero pag dinala mo siya sa fish section, ang una niyang salita, ay "Good morning, Girls!"

Download or read book THE MAKING OF THE PORKCHOP DUO written by Romeo “Choppy” Vargas and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-21 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This memoir paints a nostalgic portrait of the life and times of the young Choppy as he stumbled upon Porky, together creating the legendary comic tandem in the Philippines called Porkchop Duo. For thirty years, the Porkchop Duo entertained generations of Filipinos with their iconic brand of stand-up comedy, travelling to 34 countries as “Showbiz Ambassadors of Good Will” and bringing laughter and fun to countless homesick Overseas Filipino Workers across the world. Told with unyielding candor and wit, Choppy recounts his days: from being a poor Tondo boy in between jobs to make a living, a youth leader keeping a dual personality to ironically conceal his shenanigans, to a young family man winning over his personal battles—inspirations that were to become materials for their much-celebrated repertoire of rib-tickling jokes. Choppy gives us a glimpse of the landscape of the Philippine stand-up comedy, how they found their way in, and broke new grounds. He reveals how they peddled an epic idea that would make them pioneers of comedy albums in the Philippines, eventually making stand-up comedy a household name for entertainment. Then he tells a moving story of grief, when his father, and shortly his partner, Porky, died, and tells how he unremittingly continues the legacy of the Porkchop Duo despite the odds. This unprecedented Autobiographical Joke Book packed with almost 100 jokes will surely take you back to the Porkchop Duo’s world-renowned performances.

Download or read book The Best Of Pinoy Jokes written by Various and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book The Greatest Collection of the Best Green Pilipino Jokes written by Arturo B. Rodriguez and published by Arturo B Rodriguez. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Making of the Porkchop Duo written by Romeo "Choppy" Vargas and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This memoir paints a nostalgic portrait of the life and times of the young Choppy as he stumbled upon Porky, together creating the legendary comic tandem in the Philippines called Porkchop Duo. For thirty years, the Porkchop Duo entertained generations of Filipinos with their iconic brand of stand-up comedy, travelling to 34 countries as "Showbiz Ambassadors of Good Will" and bringing laughter and fun to countless homesick Overseas Filipino Workers across the world. Told with unyielding candor and wit, Choppy recounts his days: from being a poor Tondo boy in between jobs to make a living, a youth leader keeping a dual personality to ironically conceal his shenanigans, to a young family man winning over his personal battles inspirations that were to become materials for their much-celebrated repertoire of rib-tickling jokes. Choppy gives us a glimpse of the landscape of the Philippine stand-up comedy, how they found their way in, and broke new grounds. He reveals how they peddled an epic idea that would make them pioneers of comedy albums in the Philippines, eventually making stand-up comedy a household name for entertainment. Then he tells a moving story of grief, when his father, and shortly his partner, Porky, died, and tells how he unremittingly continues the legacy of the Porkchop Duo despite the odds. This unprecedented Autobiographical Joke Book packed with almost 100 jokes will surely take you back to the Porkchop Duo's world-renowned performances.

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Filipino jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Filipino joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Filipino jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Filipinos wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Filipino and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Filipino brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Filipino who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Filipinos laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book Pinoy Punchlines written by Magdalena and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Indulge in the laughter and joy of Filipino humor with "Pinoy Punchlines," a delightful compilation of side-splitting jokes, witty one-liners, and humorous anecdotes that will leave you in stitches. From classic tales featuring beloved characters like 'Juan' and 'Pedro' to clever commentaries on everyday Pinoy life, this book offers a diverse range of humor that captures the heart and soul of Filipino comedy. Whether you're a proud Filipino seeking to revel in your culture's wit or an international reader eager to explore the world of Filipino humor, "Pinoy Punchlines" has something for everyone. This book is the perfect companion for light-hearted moments, gatherings with friends and family, or simply brightening your day with a dose of laughter. The jokes within its pages are not only entertaining but also a testament to the Philippines' vibrant comedic tradition. Join in on the fun and discover why Filipino humor is loved worldwide. With "Pinoy Punchlines" in hand, you'll always have a reason to smile, chuckle, and share a good laugh. Grab your copy today and embark on a hilarious journey through the rich tapestry of Filipino jokes. Laughter is universal, and "Pinoy Punchlines" is here to prove it!

Download or read book Balut Diary written by Unshepherd Box and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-26 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny Filipino food theme joke gift is a hilarious present that Filipinos would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages. This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing. Convenient size to carry with you on the go.

Download or read book Jokes Collection 5 written by Tatay Jobo Elizes and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Foreword Even the best stand-up comic cannot recall jokes. This joke book is necessary codigo or guide to recall jokes handily. Jokes are for all occasions and for all people in all walks of life. Jokes remove cares and concerns. They make you forget your problems. People who tell jokes become the life of the party. Anybody for that matter can become a comic by just reading from this book. Actually, these jokes are recycled or modified jokes retold many times in the past and openly distributed in the internet. Jokes are sometimes hard to recall. This is a tribute to all writers and composers of jokes to make the world a better place to live in. This book is free to read online. Just email your request. These jokes are recorded for posterity and nothing else. "Wear a SMILE. It's neat and attracts attention! It increases your face-value." "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." Sample Jokes: Applicant Nag-aapply si Tomas na security guard... Interviewer: Ang kailangan namin ay taong laging may suspicious mind, highly alert, insistent personality, strong sense of hearing with a killer instinct. Sa tingin mo ba qualified ka? Tomas: Sa palagay ko po hindi. Pwede po bang yun misis ko nalang ang mag-apply? Very qualified siya dito. Arab and Ilocano An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the Philippine Heart Center in Manila for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to a number of provinces. Finally an Ilocano was located who had a similar type of blood. The Ilocano willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Ilocano as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, jewelry, and a million US dollars. Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Ilocano who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Ilocano a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets.. The Ilocano was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought that you would be generous again, that you would again give me a Toyota Prado, Money, Diamonds and Jewelry...but you only gave me a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets!" To this the Arab replied: "Manong....I now have Ilocano blood in my veins." Arab Interview An Arab was being inter-viewed at a US check-point. 'Your name please?' 'Abdul Aziz ' 'Sex? ' 'Six times a week!! ' 'No, no, I mean male or female!' 'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !' Back to Earth There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to go back to earth as anything they wanted. The first guy said, " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter." So God made him 100 times smarter. The second guy said, "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter."So God made him 1000 times smarter. The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.

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Download or read book As Flip as I Want to be written by George Estrada and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Selections from the author's "Mango Diaries" column originally published in the Philippine Times of Las Vegas.