Download or read book Pasture Bedtime written by Sigmund Brouwer and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's no rulebook for living on a veterinary farm for sick animals — unless you make one yourself! Eleven-year-old Charlie Dembinski likes to keep his life organized and quiet. This is a challenge when you live on a farm where your mother runs a veterinary clinic for the local livestock, neighbors’ pets and sometimes rescued wildlife. To complicate Charlie’s orderly life even further, his mother hires a bookkeeper to live on the farm who brings along her daughter, Amy Ma. And Amy is anything but quiet! Her constant questions and attempts to spend time with Charlie really bother him, and he doesn’t understand why the adults seem to like her so much. But when a neighbor’s beloved dog gets sick with a mysterious illness, Charlie realizes that Amy’s outgoing approach might not be all that bad. This is the first book in the Charlie's Rules series.
Download or read book Pasture Bedtime written by Jennifer Lyman and published by . This book was released on 2013-02-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Pasture Bedtime written by Anne Vernon and published by Roundtree Press. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told through the voice of Clo the Cow, her three little calves are soothed to sleep by her whimsical lullaby about life on their dairy farm.
Download or read book The Bedtime Book for Dogs written by Bruce Littlefield and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-06-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come. Sit. Stay. I want to tell you a story. I think you'll like it. It's about a TREAT and a good dog, a very good dog who wanted to go play. But his friend was busy.... The Bedtime Book For Kids is a charming story about a dog who decides that he'd rather walk to the park by himself than wait for his human companion-and discovers that all of his usual activities aren't as much fun without a good friend to share them with. This is an adorably packaged book with illustrations by Paul Heath that makes a perfect gift for dog lovers of all ages, with words dogs will understand and kids will want to read again and again.
Download or read book The Three Billy Goats Gruff written by Peter Christen Asbjørnsen and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1991 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The three billy goats outsmart the hungry troll who lives under the bridge.
Download or read book Who s There written by Highlights and published by Highlights. This book was released on 2012 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of knock-knock jokes from Highlights.
Download or read book Knock Your Socks Off written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of knock-knock jokes.
Download or read book Off the Record written by David Menconi and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-09-01 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a volatile rock band, a kingmaking concert promoter, a downtrodden clubowner and a rock critic with questionable journalistic ethics, add one hit record, a drug problem, a couple of riots and shake well. There you have the essence of this book, the very unauthorized account of the rise and fall of the Tommy Aguilar Band. Off The Record will confirm your worst suspicions about the music business, an industry in which musicians are like the infantry -- the first to die, and the last to get paid. For further intrigue, visit the Off The Record website at www.offtherecordbook.com
Download or read book Scooby Doo s Laugh out loud Jokes written by Michael Dahl and published by Heinemann-Raintree Library. This book was released on 2015 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scooby-Doo is up to some funny business . . . are you? Hop on board the Mystery Machine and join the laughs, jokes, and fun!
Download or read book More One Liners Jokes and Gags written by Grant Tucker and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
Download or read book Scooby Doo Animal Jokes written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2015-12-21 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for some monkey business? Scooby-Doo and friends are ready to make you laugh out loud with their hilarious animal jokes. Farm animals, pets, creepy-crawly bugs, underwater creatures, beasts from the wildest habitats, and many other critters are the stars of the show in this joke ebook. With comical illustrations; intriguing back matter (including information on hot to best tell a joke); and clever quips, puns, knock-knock jokes, and other funnies from your favorite Scooby_characters, you're sure to have a crowd gathered in no time!
Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Download or read book Brain Benders Awesome Jokes written by Lisa Regan and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How can you make your money go a long way? A: Put your piggy bank in a rocket! Get ready to giggle yourself silly with this hilarious joke book. This awesome pocket collection contains 300 of all your favourite jokes and gags, from side-splitters to silly sniggers, and cosmic capers to laugh-out-loud classics. Perfect for kids aged 6+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Publishing's Brain Benders series brings together collections of puzzles, activities and joke books for young readers. These entertaining reads are perfect for a rainy day!
Download or read book 101 Silly Jokes written by Jaco Jacobs and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2022-04-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you cross a python and a porcupine? A roll of barbed wire. What do you call a teacher who’s always in a bad mood? Typical. Jaco Jacobs is the master of jokes and funny stories and now his 101 Joke books are finally available in English as well! Prepare for hours of laughter and entertainment at a price that will make you smile.
Download or read book Reading is Funny Motivating Kids to Read with Riddles written by Dee Anderson and published by American Library Association. This book was released on 2009 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.
Download or read book The Wackiest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
Download or read book Structural Ambiguity in English written by Dallin D. Oaks and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2010-05-27 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Structural Ambiguity in English is a major new scholarly work that provides an innovative and accessible linguistic description of those features of the language that can be exploited to generate structural ambiguities. Most ambiguity scholarship is concerned with disambiguation-the process of making what is ambiguous clear. This book takes the opposite approach as it focuses on describing the features in the English language that may contribute towards the creation of structural ambiguities, which form the core of some of the best word-plays found in advertising, comedy and marketing. Oaks utilizes a systematic and comprehensive inventory approach that identifies individual elements in the language and their distinctive behaviors that can be manipulated in the deliberate creation of structural ambiguities. In doing so he also provides authentic examples to illustrate the concepts he presents. This book will appeal to researchers and academics interested in the structure of the English language, usage, pragmatics, communication, natural language processing, editing, and humor studies as well as those in marketing, advertising, or humor writing.
