Download or read book Ninja Dad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles written by Random House and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At head of title: Nickelodeon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Download or read book Real Ultimate Power The Official Ninja Book written by Robert Hamburger and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2015-03-20 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger
Download or read book Ninja Bunny Sister vs Brother written by Jennifer Gray Olson and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new Ninja Bunny adventure featuring a humongous carrot, sibling rivalry, and a pair of ninjas who make a super awesome team. Ninja Bunny has faced incredible danger! He has demonstrated all the skills of a super awesome ninja: impressive strength, amazing bravery, extreme sneakiness! But when he embarks on a new mission to find the Golden Carrot of Awesomeness, he meets his biggest challenge yet—his annoying little sister! She insists on tagging along, and she insists that she is a ninja bunny, too. Not possible. Will she ruin Ninja Bunny’s chance at finding the world’s largest carrot? Or might she actually possess a few ninja skills of her own? Praise for Ninja Bunny: “Sweetly humorous fun for readers working on their own ‘hi-yahs.’” —Publishers Weekly “Gorgeous illustrations. . . . Ninja Bunny is sure to delight young warriors of all stripes.” —New York Journal of Books
Download or read book Ninja written by Arree Chung and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little boy flexes his ninja chops in this hilariously sweet adventure, written and illustrated by debut author Arree Chung. A ninja must be strong, courageous, and silent! He creeps through the house on a secret mission. There may be obstacles! But have no fear—a true ninja can overcome all challenges.
Download or read book Ninja Boy s Secret written by Tina Schneider and published by Tuttle Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Winner of 2020 Northern Lights Book Awards Author/Illustrator Category** The sweet story of being invisible and becoming seen. Ninja Boy has a secret. It's not that he's flunking out of Ninja Academy--his dad knows that. It's that Ninja Boy doesn't like skulking about quietly in the night, clad in black like a thief, leaving no trace of his existence. He knows he'll never be half the Ninja his father is--silent as a ghost, ever ready to attack. No, this little Ninja has a different calling. He's a talented musician who expresses himself with a violin. He wants to share that passion with his dad, but is afraid his father will not approve. So what's a misguided maestro to do? Summoning all the courage and passion he has, he plays a loud and beautiful violin sonata for his Ninja dad! In Ninja Boy's Secret, Tina Schneider's lively, amusing illustrations bring her character's struggles and ultimate triumph vividly to life. This Japanese-inspired picture book teaches kids valuable lessons through a fun and inspiring story. With his faithful dog in tow, Ninja Boy makes his way from silence to song in a charming tale about being true to yourself and finding your calling in life.
Download or read book Newsletter Ninja written by Tammi L Labrecque and published by larks & katydids | Newsletter Ninja. This book was released on with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Naughty Ninja Takes a Bath written by Todd Tarpley and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After crossing raging rivers and tromping through the jungle, Naughty Ninja returns to his secret ninja training camp for lunch. But when he gets inside, his parents tell him he needs a bath. Before Naughty Ninja gets in the tub, he notices poisonous flies and an angry alligator circling his dad, who doesn't even seem to know he's in trouble. Good thing Naughty Ninja is around to save the day! Amid sudsy fun, a boy's imaginary ninja life and his everyday world collide in the ultimate bath time adventure.
Download or read book Kills of the Father written by Charles Sisk and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Kills of the Father” The Misadventures of Max Mason What would you do if someone you loved was kidnapped and held for a price? Could you change your philosophy about killing someone to save that person? Max Mason is use to people trying to kill him over the years, but when Admiral Cartwright’s Halloween night birthday party turns deadly, he must rely on others to save his life including a female ninja; there bent on killing him herself. Max and Agent Karen Tyler's 3rd adventure has them following a pair of dead assassins to the beautifully wooded state of North Carolina; where they find a disgraced Colonel with an agenda, and the billionaire mother & son; owners of a high-profile telecommunications company working together to blackmail the world’s leaders through their “new app” for cell phones, about to go online. Nathaniel & Evelyn Covington’s unknowing mistake was employing Max’s brilliant “pacifist” son Jacob, and his computer skills; to unwittingly oversee their evil project. After the murder of a close friend Jake goes on the run with a flash drive that can ruin the Covington’s entire plan. Hoping to keep his family one step ahead of the murderous Colonel’s mercenary army he tries to lead them away eventually getting captured; not knowing his retired Navy SEAL father, and his highly-trained girlfriend have arrived in town to confront the Covington’s about something completely different. Jake is captured, tortured, and escapes to find out that the Colonel has kidnapped his five year old son Parker; willing to exchange him for the flash drive he no longer has. Meanwhile, matriarch Evelyn Covington has other ideas for the young boy now in their possession. Enlisting the help of Jake’s police officer wife Linda; Max & Tyler must avoid the Colonel’s trained mercenaries, a vengeful Japanese business mogul, and the Covington’s murderous electronic toys; in order to find Jake and rescue their little boy...Max’s grandson. Max, Tyler, and Linda must throw away their badges and reunite with Jake along with some unexpected, and surprising help to get Parker back. They must destroy the satellite signal, rescue the child, and get out alive; because sometimes the “Kills of the Father” are necessary to save a family.
Download or read book Immortal Becomes a Stay at home Dad After Return written by Shui Shan and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 703 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thousand years ago, Mo Xun was accidentally swallowed by a spatial crack and entered the cultivation world. A thousand years later, he came back to earth, but only seven years had passed on Earth! Furthermore, his wife even gave birth to a girl, who is his daughter! His wife is beautiful, the child is cute. He had wanted to stay at home and live a simple life, but unexpectedly, he was left with a huge amount of debts. Mo Xun sighed and had no choice but to help his wife and daughter create a land of happiness...
Download or read book Pittsburgh Dad written by Chris Preksta and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Pittsburgh Dad debuted on YouTube, creators Chris Preksta and Curt Wootton little suspected their sitcom would receive more than sixteen million views and turn their blue-collar everyman into a nationally known figure. Illustrated with hilarious black-and-white photos, Pittsburgh Dad shares the best of the best, from rants about swimming pool rules to reflections on coaching little league to curmudgeonly movie reviews. With its heavy dose of nostalgia and pitch-perfect sensibility, Pittsburgh Dad will have readers laughing in recognition, especially those who love recent blockbusters like Sh*t My Dad Says and Dad Is Fat.
Download or read book Real Ultimate Power written by Robert Hamburger and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 1016 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty thousand web fans ahve already signed up to learn more about the publication of Real Ultimate Power. Where the web site leaves off, the book picks up. Just a few of the many topics completely exclusive to the book are: The Official Ninja Code of Honor, Fighting Styles, Some Frigg'n Bad Ass Ninja Weapons, A Ninja's Ninjas, How to Make Your Own Ninja Suit out of Stuff, the Official Ninja Game, the Official Ninja Quiz, and much more.
Download or read book My Life as a Ninja written by Janet Tashjian and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 6 in the bestselling My Life series! Derek Fallon has expanded his taste in cartoons to the world of manga and anime. Together with his friends Carly, Matt, and Umberto, Derek has fun learning about all the cool aspects of ninja culture. When someone starts vandalizing their school with graffiti of a mischievous troll-like figure, these ninjas-in-training are convinced they'll be able to crack the case. But it turns out that being a ninja is a lot more work than they thought, and this adventure brings about new opportunities for Derek to embarrass himself. For once, can he be the hero that saves the day? A Christy Ottaviano Book
Download or read book Ninja Life Hacks Meet the Ninjas written by Mary Nhin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the characters of the Ninja SuperHero team featuring in-depth profiles on every Ninja – their superpowers, their allies, and facts about each character. From Anxious Ninja to Zen Ninja and every ninja in between, show what makes them role models for fighting everyday emotional battles. Meet the Ninjas is the essential hardcover guide to the 65 ninjas in the bestselling Ninja Life Hacks book series! Each boldly colorful and entertaining profile features fun facts, cool quotes, or other entertaining trivia about these beloved ninjas. Features classic characters and new favorites. Life is tough! But so are the Ninjas. And they’re here to help kids figure things out. NINJAS HAVE FEELINGS: Helps kids deal with tough emotions and feelings through identifying those same feelings in their favorite ninjas. LEARNING IS FUN WITH THE NINJAS: As they get to know the Ninjas, kids will be learning ways to become more mindful, confident, and strong through activities, conversation starters, and more! MEET 65 NINJAS: Meet every single ninja, from Angry Ninja to Positive Ninja (and more!), collected together in one massive, 96-page book for the first time ever. A NEW WAY TO NINJA: Revisit your favorite ninja, choose a new ninja to explore, or just sit and read together with your child before bedtime. Meet the Ninjas offers tons of inspiring ways to face the world like a ninja!
Download or read book The Case of the Time Capsule Bandit written by Octavia Spencer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Randi Rhodes, the world’s first ninja detective! Mystery abounds in this “assured, entertaining whodunit” (Publishers Weekly), a 2014 IndieNext pick and the first in a new middle grade series from Academy Award–winning actress Octavia Spencer. Deer Creek is a small town whose only hope for survival is the success of their Founder’s Day Festival. But the festival’s main attraction, a time capsule that many people believe hold the town’s treasure, has gone missing. Twelve-year-old Randi Rhodes and her best friend, D.C., are Bruce Lee–inspired ninjas and local detectives determined to solve the case. Even if it means investigating a haunted cabin and facing mean old Angus McCarthy, prime suspect. They have three days to find the treasure…the future of their whole town is at stake! Will these kids be able to save the day?
Download or read book Blood Ninja written by Nick Lake and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-12-01 with total page 467 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A boy from a small fishing village must face a new reality after his father is murdered and he is rescued by a mysterious ninja in this heart-stopping first novel in the Blood Ninja trilogy. Could Taro, a fisherman’s son, be destined for greatness? In the course of a day, Taro’s entire life changes: His father is murdered before his eyes, and Taro is taken by a mysterious ninja on a perilous journey toward safety. Someone wants Taro dead, but who—and why? With his best friend, Hiro, and their ninja guide, Shusaku, Taro gets caught in the crossfire of a bitter conflict between rival lords for control of imperial Japan. As Taro trains to become a ninja himself, he’s less and less sure that he wants to be one. But when his real identity is revealed, it becomes impossible for Taro to turn his back on his fate.
Download or read book Ninja Bunny written by Jennifer Gray Olson and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh, funny, and hip picture book about a little bunny who wants to be . . . a ninja! How to be a SUPER AWESOME NINJA: · Rule #1. You must always work alone. · Rule #2. You must be super sneaky, especially in the most dangerous of situations. · Rule #3. A super awesome ninja must: possess incredible strength, achieve invisibility, master the skill of climbing, gain the ability to fly. . . . Our little bunny is ready to embark on his path to becoming a ninja. But is he cut out for the ninja life? Especially if it means leaving his friends behind?
Download or read book My Dad Thinks I m a Boy written by Sophie Labelle and published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers. This book was released on 2020-02-21 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'My Dad thinks I'm a boy named Stephen who likes wrestling and fishing. But that's what my Dad likes.' Stephie is 7 years old. She likes bugs, books and spaghetti. Also, she's a girl... which should be pretty easy to understand, right? Well, not for her Dad! He's been mistaking her for a boy since she was born and struggles to see her for who she is. This powerful and uplifting book for children aged 6 - 9 and their families humorously portrays a situation that is often too common, where a trans child is forced to negotiate between their true self and their parents' love. With amusing illustrations, and a useful guide for adults, it's the perfect book to help show children that no one else than ourselves gets to decide who we are.
