Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Kaylee Monroe and published by Kaylee Monroe. This book was released on 2016-12-11 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A naughty, sexy Christmas romance Amanda Creighton has always been the epitome of a good girl, until the day her inner vixen convinces her to tease the office bad boy with a gift he can't possibly resist.

Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Mari Carr and published by Mari Carr Books LLC. This book was released on with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Santa, I’ve been a very naughty girl… California born and bred, Paris only came to North Pole, Indiana to spruce up and sell the kitschy shop she inherited. But when she meets Joe the handyman and all of his country boy muscles, she just can’t help herself. He doesn’t do casual sex – but she’s determined to do him because Paris refuses to leave town without seeing his big package and spreading a little holiday cheer of the sexy variety. Dear Santa, I’ve been a very good man… Joe is an upstanding guy, who works hard, helps raise his nephew, and plays Santa at the town’s annual holiday party. But he can’t resist the hot brunette from L.A. and before he can say “ho ho ho” she’s got him throwing over all his rules and dragging her to his bed. Now all he wants for Christmas is every night in Paris... Naughty Santa was previously published as Big Package. It has been greatly revised.

Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Quirky Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-17 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who's Been Naughty And Who's Been Nice? Obviously Not You! So You Can Stop Wondering If You Made Santa's Nice List, You Didn't! This Is A Great Gift Or Even An Unusual Alternative To A Christmas Card For Any Fun Loving Family Member, Friend, Work Or Office Collegue. Makes A Fantastic Handout To Give At The Office Party For A.Gag And A Little Light Hearted Banter Description Striking And Funny Glossy Cover 8.5" x 11" 120 White Interior Lined Pages Great Christmas Stocking Stuffer/Filler Order A Copy Now For That Special Friend Or Colleague.

Download or read book Naughty List written by Allisha McAdoo and published by Kydala Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 7 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Warning* This story may contain graphic materials that some may not find suitable. Read at your own risk. Sasha was not an ordinary person. She just loved the holidays, especially Christmas. When everyone in the world got presents and did their traditions, she had found a new hobby. Christmas was the only time that she got to kill. She loved killing more than the actual holiday. From a young age, she became known as a Santa killer. This particular Christmas, something goes awry with her normal festivities. Will it be her undoing or fuel a monster full of hate?

Download or read book Who Killed Santa written by Neil Haven and published by Original Works Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Synopsis: In this hilarious and irreverent send-up, Santa is hosting his annual holiday party attended by the usual holiday favorties: Frosty, Tiny Tim, The Little Drummer Boy, and Rudolph, who all have a bone to pick with Santa. After the introduction of the sexy new Little Drummer Girl, tempers flare, and Santa ends up with a candy cane through the heart. No one will confess, no one can leave, and Christmas is in jeopardy. As the tension builds, a couple of incompetent detectives enter the scene, and all the dirty secrets of these iconic holiday characters are revealed. Eventually, with the help of the audience, the murderer is convicted and sentenced. * The show features parodies of holiday songs and four different endings. Cast Size: 3 Males, 2 Females, 1 Either

Download or read book It s Beginning to Look a Lot Like F ck This written by Andrew Shaffer and published by 8th Circle Press. This book was released on 2014-12-07 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." -- The Gazette "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This" is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer. Previously published as "The Shelf on the Elf," this newly-expanded holiday cult classic has it all: holiday pickles, regret, talking lambs, and knife-wielding maniacs.

Download or read book Naughty Nice written by Phoebe Alexander and published by Mountains Wanted Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Spicetopia, naughty and nice can be two sides of the same coin. Especially during the holidays. Micah Greene didn't know what to expect when he was asked to officiate a wedding at a theme park catering to "grown-ups." He'd worked so hard to keep himself on the straight and narrow after he saw what promiscuity and debauchery had done to his brothers. He would somehow resist the seductress event planner he had to work with...no matter how hard he was...ahem...IT was. Surely he could control his naughty thoughts around her. It was just one week, right? Natalie Roux joined the Spicetopia staff as the official event planner, and her first big event was the owner’s wedding. She wanted to make a good first impression, but the minister they brought in to officiate the ceremony was a sugarplum she wouldn’t mind sinking her teeth into. She needed to keep her hands (and mouth) to herself if she was going to pull off the holiday wedding of the century! She could be nice and not let herself get into trouble. It was just one week...right? Naughty & Nice is Book 4 in the Spicetopia series. Spicetopia is a lavish adult theme park in the Bahamas. Its motto is, "Where fantasies are fulfilled, and variety is the spice of life!" Come visit today! Though the series can be read in any order, here is the preferred reading order: Book 1: Sugar & Spice (Cy and Jolie's story) Book 2: Virtue & Vice (Moon and Katja's story) Book 3: Fire & Ice (Neve and Enya’s story) Book 4: Naughty & Nice (Micah and Natalie’s story) Book 5: Dares & Dice (Tyler and Makenna's story) Book 6: Loyalty & Lies (Calvin and Paisley's story -- crossover with Eastern Shore Swingers Series) Book 7: Penny & Pryce (novella)

Download or read book Christmas Candles written by Elsie Hobart Carter and published by . This book was released on 1915 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Secret Santa written by Kathleen Brooks and published by Laurens Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11-26 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Secret Santa is part of the Bluegrass Brothers series. It should be read after Rising Storm and before Acquiring Trouble. It wouldn’t be Christmas in Keeneston without a party! Everyone’s invited, even Santa… Kenna’s court docket is full, Dani’s hiding from her in-laws, Paige and Annie are about to burst from pregnancy, and Marshall is breaking up fights at the PTA Christmas Concert. The sweet potato casserole is made, the ham and biscuits are on the table, and men are losing their shirts—and not because of bets placed with the Rose Sisters! All the while, the entire town is wondering one thing: who is the sexy Secret Santa that showed up with special gifts for everyone?

Download or read book Kitty Valentine Dates Santa written by Jillian Dodd and published by Jillian Dodd Inc.. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spin the wheel. Date the guy. Write the story. Fall in love? Six years ago, Kitty Valentine took the book world by storm when her sweet debut romance hit number one on the Best Sellers List, which was followed by a string of successful releases. Her latest novel, however, totally bombs, causing her editor to suggest she write much sexier books. To Kitty, writing smut is the literary equivalent of stripping. But with no advance coming in and her royalties dipping to an all-time low, Kitty has no choice. Armed with a hot-guy spinning prize wheel, made by her best friend, listing all the different types of men she will date and then write about, Kitty will be spinning—not stripping—her way back onto the best-sellers list. And in the process, she just might write her own happily ever after.

Download or read book Santa Baby written by Jonathan Stutzman and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox, the duo behind Llama Destroys the World, take their trademark hijinks up to the North Pole in this laugh-out-loud, heartfelt Christmas-themed picture book. Santa is feeling old, and being in the business of Christmas for centuries is . . . well, it isn't all milk and cookies. In hopes of regaining some of his pep, Santa asks the spirit of Christmas to give him something for a change: skim off a couple of years and make him younger. But Christmas magic is powerful, and Santa gets more than he wished for. Instead of a fresh new outlook and boundless energy, he needs diapers and a nap—stat. With Christmas only a few days away, the elves rush to teach Santa Baby the basics. But will there be enough time to prepare their new bundle of holiday joy for the job? Funny and spirited, bright and inspiring, and with an unforgettable title, Santa Baby is destined to be a yuletide read families revisit every year.

Download or read book A Rogue Santa written by Adrienne Giordano and published by Steele Ridge Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-19 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s Christmas and Sheriff Maggie Kingston wants no nonsense in her small town. Unfortunately for Maggie, a prankster Santa is leaving ancient televisions on front porches and costing Steele Ridge precious resources. Fed up, Maggie recruits her football star boyfriend Jayson to help her nab the naughty Santa. But will they catch him before he makes a fool of all of them?

Download or read book The Fat Man written by Ken Harmon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satire of traditional Christmas stories and noir. A hardboiled elf is framed for murder in a North Pole world that plays reindeer games for keeps, and where favorite holiday characters live complex lives beyond December. Fired from his longtime job as captain of the Coal Patrol, two-foot-three inch 1,300-year-old elf Gumdrop Coal is angry. He's one of Santa's original elves, inspired by the fat man's vision to bring joy to children on that one special day each year. But somewhere along the way things went sour for Gumdrop. Maybe it was delivering one too many lumps of coal for the Naughty List. Maybe it's the conspiracy against Christmas that he's starting to sense down every chimney. Either way, North Pole disillusionment is nothing new: Some elves brood with a bottle of nog, trying to forget their own wish list. Some get better. Some get bitter. Gumdrop Coal wants revenge. Justice is the only thing he knows, and so he decides to give a serious wakeup call to parents who can't keep their vile offspring from landing on the Naughty List. But when one parent winds up dead, his eye shot out with a Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model BB gun, Gumdrop Coal must learn who framed him and why. Along the way he'll escape the life-sucking plants of the Mistletoe Forrest, battle the infamous Tannenbomb Giant, and survive a close encounter with twelve very angry drummers and their violent friends. The horrible truth lurking behind the gingerbread doors of Kringle Town could spell the end of Christmas-and of the fat man himself. Holly Jolly!

Download or read book CHRISTMAS TRIVIA written by NARAYAN CHANGDER and published by CHANGDER OUTLINE. This book was released on 2023-12-08 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE CHRISTMAS TRIVIA MCQ (MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTIONS) SERVES AS A VALUABLE RESOURCE FOR INDIVIDUALS AIMING TO DEEPEN THEIR UNDERSTANDING OF VARIOUS COMPETITIVE EXAMS, CLASS TESTS, QUIZ COMPETITIONS, AND SIMILAR ASSESSMENTS. WITH ITS EXTENSIVE COLLECTION OF MCQS, THIS BOOK EMPOWERS YOU TO ASSESS YOUR GRASP OF THE SUBJECT MATTER AND YOUR PROFICIENCY LEVEL. BY ENGAGING WITH THESE MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTIONS, YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE SUBJECT, IDENTIFY AREAS FOR IMPROVEMENT, AND LAY A SOLID FOUNDATION. DIVE INTO THE CHRISTMAS TRIVIA MCQ TO EXPAND YOUR CHRISTMAS TRIVIA KNOWLEDGE AND EXCEL IN QUIZ COMPETITIONS, ACADEMIC STUDIES, OR PROFESSIONAL ENDEAVORS. THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS ARE PROVIDED AT THE END OF EACH PAGE, MAKING IT EASY FOR PARTICIPANTS TO VERIFY THEIR ANSWERS AND PREPARE EFFECTIVELY.

Download or read book A Very Grim Christmas written by Rachel Lawson and published by Rachel Lawson. This book was released on 2024-03-18 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blake "The Grinch" Alexander, the Grim Reaper, called the King of Death and Christmas Grinch. He was cursed with having a boss who loved Christmas when he despised the season of joy. He was made a tool of the season, making Blake feel like a fool. His son the Necromancer is not making the season any better for him either. Music by Suno Ai, song lyric and book by R. Lawson Not a kid's story!

Download or read book Snowbound With Santa written by Rachelle Ayala and published by Rachelle Ayala. This book was released on with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🎄 A Romance Writer’s Christmas Miracle! 🎄 Bestselling author Lila Bennet is facing every writer’s nightmare: a looming deadline and a bad case of writer’s block. Desperate for inspiration, she escapes to the charming Snowfall Inn, hoping to rediscover her belief in love and happy endings. Enter Nick Clausen, the inn’s reluctant Santa Claus with a heart of gold and a secret past. When a booking mix-up lands them as accidental roommates, sparks fly faster than reindeer on Christmas Eve! As Lila and Nick navigate snowball fights, reindeer races, and mistletoe mishaps, they might just find that the best love stories are the ones you live, not write. But with the real world waiting and family expectations looming, can their holiday romance last beyond the twinkle of Christmas lights? A heartwarming tale of finding love in the most unexpected places. Perfect for fans of small-town romance and sweet Christmas movies.

Download or read book Season s Creepings written by Ronald Kelly and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree... what lurks among thy branches... Christmas can be the most wonderful time of the year. Candy canes and hot cocoa. Snowmen and sleigh rides. The love and hope that the Nativity brings. Cold milk and warm cookies for Santa. Family, friends, and the cheerful laughter of children. But, beneath the festive wrapping paper and the gleam and glitter of the lights and tinsel, things less jubilant may lie in wait. The holiday season can bring love, peace, and benevolence... but it may also spawn a darkness lurking amid the shadowy boughs of the Christmas tree, ornaments that should have never seen the light of day, let along hung on festive branches, and bones that jingle and dance, in search of Santa's crimson suit... and the flesh that resides within. In this collection of harrowing holiday tales, Ronald Kelly leaves ten frightful and horrific gifts in the Christmas stockings that hang from the mantle of your cheerful fireplace. Ghastly and gruesome presents that slowly unwrap and burst into life while you are tucked, snug and warm, in your bed and take on nightmarish form in the icy winter hours of Christmas Eve, turning comfort and joy into terror and dread. Stories included in this collection: Jingle Bones The Skating Pond Depravity Road Heirlooms The Winds Within Then Came a Woodsman As for Me, My Little Brain Beneath the Branches Papa’s Exile The Peddler’s Journey