Download or read book My Horny Valentine written by Darren G. Burton and published by Darren G. Burton. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 13 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Valentine's Day and Matt meets his wife for a romantic dinner. Arriving with a lovely bunch of flowers, Lisa informs him that she's bought something sexy to wear for him when they get home. Following dinner and a leisurely walk, the pair return home where Lisa puts on her hot new lingerie.
Download or read book Making You Horny and Making You Smile are My Two Favorite Things written by Special Occasions Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a special gift for the person you truly love? This Blank lined LOVE Notebook is a Funny Gag Journal that will definitely give a good laugh to you or a partner, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend on valentines day, birthday, anniversaries, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Mothers day, Fathers day or any other special occasion. Can also make a good present to show how thankful you are to your best friend, coworker, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse for under 10 dollars. You can make your book as funny, sexy, or sweet as you desire. The important is that this book will be filled with your words and memories about your loved one. Details: Stylish and cute Notebook journal College Ruled Paper With 120 pages Measuring 6 x 9 inches This Composition Notebook has a Matte, Sturdy Paperback Cover, perfect bound, for a beautiful look and feel. High quality paper, great for ink, marker, or gel pens or pencils of any type. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Download or read book Be My Naughty Valentine for Her written by J. L. Silver and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want her to be a naughty valentine this year. Do you want to please her in every single kind of way Then Be my naughty valentine sex coupons will be a gift that you and her will love. Imagine seeing the smile and blush go across her face when she opens up this valentine day present. It will sure to make an unforgettable night and month to come for the both of you.
Download or read book Valentine written by Couples Valentine Day Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-29 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny adorable gift for your loved ones. This journal will make the perfect gesture to show your affection to that you love and adore. Book details: - Finish Matte Cover - 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) - White Paper, Lined Pages. - Pages: 110
Download or read book Horny Holidays The Valentine s Day Edition written by Kiki Wellington and published by Kiki Wellington. This book was released on 2015-07-04 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Valentine’s Day may be the most romantic day of the year, but for these ladies, it’s also the most seductive. They may have love in their heart, but when Cupid shoots his arrows in their direction, they’re more concerned about satisfying the fire in their loins. This collection contains the following erotic stories: Last Call When Kristen finds herself alone on Valentine’s Day, she has two bad options—stay at home alone or tag along on a friend’s date. She decides to choose Door Number Three: going to a pub for some basketball and beer. But when she proposes a bold bar bet, will she go home with a fistful of cash...or have to settle the score in the most erotic of ways? Warning: Last Call (7,100 words) contains ill-advised trash talk, lusty logistics, and an awkward reunion. Double Dipping Victoria has a lavish lifestyle, and a serious shoe habit, to support—but her salary as a CFO just isn’t cutting it. In order to fund her extravagances, she starts doing some creative accounting and is convinced she’s come up with the perfect embezzlement scheme. But when her boss suspects someone is dipping into the company’s coffers, will a Valentine’s Day seduction be enough to keep her out of trouble at work—and out of prison? Warning: Double Dipping (10,100 words) contains bureaucratic booty calls, winter coat seductions, and number crunching for three. From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. Horny Holidays (The Valentine's Day Edition) is a 17,200 word collection that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. (mmf, office sex, sex and money, sex with coworkers, sex with the boss, valentines day sex stories, workplace sex stories,basketball sex, bet sex, cheating, gambling sex, gangbang, holiday sex stories, hotwife, sex in a bar, sex in the bathroom, sex with a stranger, sports sex, valentines day sex stories)
Download or read book Vicky Valentine s Erotic Adventures Volumes 1 4 Collection Bonus Prequel written by Anonymous and published by Sublimation Pressworks. This book was released on 2023-02-18 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FIVE SEXY STORIES - ONE LOW PRICE! This collection contains Volumes 1 - 4 plus a bonus prequel titled "Dalisay's Wish." Gambling debts, blackmail, microfilm, a bottle of rye. Tongue on the roof of her mouth, hard-boiled exotic dancer Vicky Valentine loves solving a mystery. A scream. A dead stiff. A nymph giggling. Black and white chiaroscuro shadows represent Vicky's world. She's a globetrotting babe who fucks with abandon and rocks out, while still finding the time to paint her nails. With her bisexual sidekick and double-agent ex-boyfriend mucking up the production, Vicky dances her way to erotic ecstasy. In Volume 1, Vicky Valentine masturbates while prepping for a sultry dance at a Portland strip club. Later, she engages in a steamy lap dance with her troublesome ex-boyfriend Wilhelm Wilder. As a double-agent he’s burned her before, but his charms are difficult to resist. He offers an easy job worth fifty grand. Vicky reluctantly accepts and starts a tense cross-country motorcycle journey with her bisexual girlfriend True. After an orgasm or two, the duo discovers two mysterious G-men lurking in the shadows, but are they friend or foe? In Volume 2, Vicky Valentine and True continue their bisexual escapades through Utah. First, the desirable duo seduces two strangers into group sex. Next, they play with a large strap-on dildo in a kitschy Salt Lake City motel room. Later in New Orleans, they meet a mysterious voodoo mistress and her blind chauffeur. After a lesbian lickety-split ménage à trois, the voodoo mistress leads Vicky to an underground sex-club called Le Malaise. Without warning, Vicky faces an undead army and their diabolic master, but will Vicky survive to lick another day? In Volume 3, Vicky Valentine discovers clues to a beloved friend’s whereabouts in a New Orleans bookstore. An impromptu bookshelf blowjob leads to a flight to Seoul, South Korea. Vicky descends into Seoul’s pulsing underworld with lipstick lesbian temptations, lovers abound, and assassins sent to kill her. Bewitched, Vicky falls for a transsexual nightclub singer who gives new meaning to “Drop dead gorgeous.” Vicky enlists the help of a sexy Interpol agent, screws a handsome stud in a Korean love motel, and discovers a terrible surprise in a nightclub’s washroom. With betrayal around every corner, will K-pop best Vicky once and for all? In Volume 4, Vicky Valentine journeys through a carnal odyssey on a mysterious island. Like Dante’s hell, the subterranean complex displays sexual depravity as one moves through the levels and corridors. Sneaking around like a cat in heat, Vicky indulges in a dominatrix training day, masturbates to group sex on voyeuristic computer monitors, and slides herself into a massive oil orgy. Reaching the top of the secret base, she faces her archenemy, the nefarious Don Diab. As he unveils the crux of his occult power, the dark magician brings down the heavens and reveals a terrible reality. Will this truth shatter Vicky’s heart now and forever? In the "Dalisay's Wish" prequel, Vicky Valentine works as a bar girl in Angeles City, the Philippines, the sex capital of Southeast Asia. Expatriate lowlifes and criminals abound in this dark world of steamy sex for profit. Voyeurism draws Vicky into the treacherous underbelly of Manila. Vicky befriends an amnesiac call girl trying to escape a pimp’s clutches. In walks a mysterious German stranger who offers help, romance, and an impromptu ménage à trois. Even with help absconding from the Philippines proves difficult. Vicky escapes this den of debauchery, but at what cost? * Warning: This is a serialized story with massive cliffhangers.
Download or read book Mr Valentine written by Vicki Lewis Thompson and published by Harlequin / SB Creative. This book was released on 2014-11-27 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Our Valentine FREE Steamy Contemporary Reverse Harem Office Romance written by Liz Gavin, USA Today Bestselling Author and published by Elessar Books LLC. This book was released on 2019-02-03 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When three powerful and daring businessmen come together to create the ultimate indulgence at Sexy & Sinful: Spa & Resort, they set the stage for unparalleled passion and intrigue. Derrick, Bryant, and Mitch never anticipated that hiring Jenny Taylor, a curvy and captivating woman for the general manager position, would ignite such intense desires. Facing bankruptcy, Jenny takes on a second job at the luxurious resort. With her experience at Club Desire, she's no stranger to catering to the wealthy and demanding, but the seductive charm of her three new bosses takes her by surprise. One unforgettable Valentine’s night of passion is just the beginning. The chemistry between Jenny and the three men is electric, leaving them all craving more than just a fleeting affair. This contemporary romance spins a tantalizing tale of polyamory and reverse harem dynamics, filled with steamy, sexy, and seductive scenes that will leave you breathless. Fans of popular reverse harem books like Den of Vipers by K.A. Knight and Power of Five by Alex Lidell will find their next book obsession in this standalone novella, offering a guaranteed happily-ever-after with high levels of heat and plenty of sass and wit. Indulge in this deliciously sinful story today and lose yourself in the ecstasy at Sexy & Sinful: Spa & Resort!
Download or read book In Your Arms I Belong written by H L Phillips and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-04-26 with total page 393 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bond between Louise, Grant, Charlie, and Jim continues to strengthen as they move into a new chapter of their lives. Sharing their home together as two heterosexual couples they find themselves on a voyage of discovery. The importance of a healthy sex life overspills into the relationships they maintain with their family and friends. The myth of ‘with age comes experience’, is dispelled as Louise and Charlie become the teachers. There is a cyclonic change in the lives of the older siblings and friends of Louise and Grant’s Family. As new relationships develop, the complexities of life bring others to an end. With the turbulences of relationships that are challenged by modern day prejudices, they are met, by devastating affects upon those lives involved. With the love and support of those around them, it is possible for them to evolve and flourish. With the beginnings of a new life, like the eternal spring, love blossoms confirming that it is in your arms that I belong.
Download or read book Be My Valentine written by Kristen Kelly and published by Kristen Kelly. This book was released on 2022-05-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caleb Sanchez is a man who has everything. Or he did. Until he lost the only woman he’d ever cared about over two secrets. Secret #1, He never told her how he felt. Instead, he betrayed her in the worst possible way. He left her when she needed him most. Secret #2 He can’t forgive himself for remaining silent about the one thing he can’t take back. The biggest regret of his life. Now, he can't sleep. He can't eat. He has nightmares. Those two secrets haunt Caleb’s dreams, His life, His everything. Until a chance encounter gives him another chance. Is it too late to be honest with the only woman he’s ever loved? Dive into this second chance, secret baby, romance. Includes open-door, steamy love scenes. For mature audiences only****
Download or read book Be My Naughty Valentine for Him written by J. L. Silver and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want him to be a naughty valentine this year. Do you want to please him in every single kind of way Then Be my naughty valentine sex coupons will be a gift that you and him will love. Imagine seeing the smile and grin go across his face when he opens up this valentine day present. It will sure to make an unforgettable night and month to come for the both of you.
Download or read book Making You Horny and Making You Smile Are My Two Favorite Things written by Love and We Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-27 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Small daily diary / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for scheduling, organizing and recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Valentine's Day or any special occasion. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 Page Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
Download or read book Crazy Pucking Love written by Cindi Madsen and published by Entangled: Embrace. This book was released on 2016-11-07 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I just met the girl of my dreams. Megan Davenport is funny and smart, and she’s as much of an insomniac as I am. She’s also my team captain’s little sister, which I only found out after our passionate kiss. Megan is completely off-limits—her brother makes that very clear—and I know better than to think I can keep a relationship going during hockey season anyway. But that doesn’t mean we can’t be late-night friends, right? The only problem is, love makes you do crazy things, like breaking all the rules. Each book in the Taking Shots series is STANDALONE: * Getting Lucky Number Seven * Anatomy of a Player * Crazy Pucking Love * Confessions of a Former Puck Bunny
Download or read book My Secret Valentine written by Julie Cannon and published by Bold Strokes Books Inc. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winning the heart of your secret Valentine? These award-winning authors agree—there is no better way to fall in love. In I Met Someone by Julie Cannon: Hayes Martin shares everything with her BFF Claire Wheeler. Well, almost everything. Hayes has kept a secret from Claire for years, and she can’t take it anymore. Tonight is the night she comes clean and risks it all to gain everything she’s ever wanted. In Taking a Risk by Erin Dutton: Police officer Jo Forsythe thinks she could find the love and family she’s been longing for with Kayla McCall. Kayla’s focused on running her business, and if she was looking for love, it wouldn’t be with Jo. Can Jo win the hearts of both Kayla and the small town that’s so protective of her? In Bouquet of Love by Anne Shade: It’s been twenty-five years since English teacher Alyssa Harris was on the dating scene, but romance is too old-fashioned for love in the digital age. Tennis coach Collette Roberts doesn’t think so and sets out to sweep Alyssa off her feet.
Download or read book You Make Me Horny written by Love You Madly Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-10 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Romantic Journal Notebook For Lovers Looking for a romantic Notebook, Journal or Diary for a special someone? This cute book is a perfect funny novelty gift for him or her, and so easy and fun to fill out the blank, lined pages with love notes about your sweetheart.;-) Add To Cart FEATURES: 120+ Pages (60+ sheets) 6" � 9" Page Size Perfect Bound Matte-Finish Cover Personalization Page Blank, Lined Paper with Heart Design There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to write a special Dedication message Be creative and make this notebook sweet, sexy or funny! Most importantly, your book will then be full of sentiments and memories about your beloved! Use this book Anniversary Birthday Christmas Valentine's Day Any Occasion Give as gift of thanks and gratitude for being loved Get your romantic gift Love Notebook today!
Download or read book Fuck Valentine s Day written by C.M. Stunich and published by Sarian Royal. This book was released on 2017-03-21 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sexy, steamy, quick, fun--only read this if you like hilariously romantic & dirty love stories with happy endings. WARNING: This book contains handcuffs, hair pulling, perverted Valentine's cards, and all other sorts of naughty. This book is NOT intended for anyone who dislikes hot sex scenes, bad boys, or nerds with kinky sides. Read at your own risk. Andi Fisher hates Valentine's Day for obvious reasons. First off, she's single. Second, she's single. And third, well, she's f*cking single. Like it isn't hard enough watching the lovey-dovey couples on campus and listening to her roommate's wild sexcapades at night. Why does there have to be a holiday to grind the salt in Andi's proverbial wounds? Resigned to watching reruns of “Sleepless in Seattle” and binge eating on half-priced holiday chocolates, Andi is surprised when not one but two guys start to take in interest in her. Sexy, tattooed Quinn and the equally hot, but totally nerdy Preston. Either way, Andi might have Valentine's Day plans that she didn't expect …
Download or read book Imperfukt written by Heidi Patullo and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-07-16 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When young, author Heidi Patullo bought into the labels donned on her: smart, pretty, talented and Miss Perfect, and for several years her choices, both academic and personal, reflected a fierce dedication to this identity. Superficially, it worked. And yet, even as a young adult, Patullo knew it was for show...merely a veneer of perfection and excellence and certainly not her chosen identity. A born pleaser, she dismayed over disappointing those whom she felt counted on her being the woman they believed her to be. And so she maintained the many acts, downplaying and silencing her own personal need to become the truest version of herself. Ultimately, however, when she found the courage to make the heart wrenching choice to split up her perfect young family, she sent a message, loudly and clearly, that all was not as it appeared. Or, certainly, not in her personal world. But shed only just begun. To act out. And to grow up. This middle-aged mother and teacher would need several years to get it right. Nevertheless, she was determined to become the genuine--and genuinely happy--woman she longed to be. Anyone and everyone could see she was imperfect. She handed that to them.
