Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog A Novelette written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The name's Gus, and I have a super-sized problem. There's this crazy frog, you see, living in my bathroom. I can't seem to get rid of him. A golf superstar, celebrity chef and professional boxer are just a few of the things that he claims to be. One thing is for certain, though: If he doesn't stop eating, he'll eventually eat us out of the house. So what do you say, kiddo? Can you help a friend out? Approximately 11,700 words. WARNING: Contains sizzling bacon, frog legs and a New Kids on the Block joke. (Yikes!)

Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2011-12-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MY CRAZY PET FROG doesn't know what he is! Perhaps he's a secret agent or a world champion golfer. Who knows? One day to the next, he runs in circles, trying to be everything for everyone. It's not until he comes across one of his loved ones that he realizes the most important thing of all… From Scott Gordon, author of My Little Pet Dragon, A Little Book About You and Taming Your Pet Monster: An Operational Guide. ABOUT THE BOOK This book is approximately 30 pages in length, and is best viewed in color. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-02 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room... Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad things will happen!

Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog I Gave My Pizza A Spanking written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great heavens! This frog really is crazy! This time he claims he’s a secret agent and that there’s a spy in his pizza. Will the world ever be the same again? Approximately 3,000 words, 10 images, and 1 big spanking. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Burger Blues Side Story written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2020-03-05 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life. "The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers." "Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen. "No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu. Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Chicken George written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2020-04-27 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity. "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly. "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom. "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops. Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Grand Slam written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 1311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2022-01-05 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth. A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-18 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Greatest Hits Vol 1 written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Taco Tuesday written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2019-04-21 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell. But how can this be? He's college educated; a man of many talents. A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba! At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite. "Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks. A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer The Zombies Ate My Pizza written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Soccer Star written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills. WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose! Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer You Don t Know Jack written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2017-12-11 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!

Download or read book Frog written by Mo Yan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-01-22 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NEW YORK TIMES TOP BOOK OF 2015 WASHINGTON POST NOTABLE BOOK The author of Red Sorghum and China’s most revered and controversial novelist returns with his first major publication since winning the Nobel Prize In 2012, the Nobel committee confirmed Mo Yan’s position as one of the greatest and most important writers of our time. In his much-anticipated new novel, Mo Yan chronicles the sweeping history of modern China through the lens of the nation’s controversial one-child policy. Frog opens with a playwright nicknamed Tadpole who plans to write about his aunt. In her youth, Gugu—the beautiful daughter of a famous doctor and staunch Communist—is revered for her skill as a midwife. But when her lover defects, Gugu’s own loyalty to the Party is questioned. She decides to prove her allegiance by strictly enforcing the one-child policy, keeping tabs on the number of children in the village, and performing abortions on women as many as eight months pregnant. In sharply personal prose, Mo Yan depicts a world of desperate families, illegal surrogates, forced abortions, and the guilt of those who must enforce the policy. At once illuminating and devastating, it shines a light into the heart of communist China.

Download or read book Phantom of the Frog Hop written by Lee Emerson Gingery and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-08-10 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This formal picture of Lee and Virginia Gingery was made in the year 2008. The author chooses to prominently credit Virginias involvement in this work. She has been helpful with her encouragement concerning the bulk of this material, and in the authors words: " In all facets of our lives, Virginia has been a model to be admired in providing lifes guidance for our children and grand children and others." (the copy above should be used as a Caption for the full color picture you possess, and should appear beneath the picture on the Back Cover of my book, (Phantom Of The Frog Hop.)

Download or read book Bad Dog written by Mike Boldt and published by Doubleday Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The differences between cats and dogs have never been funnier! In this hilarious story from the illustrator of I Don't Want to Be a Frog, a little girl really, really wants a dog . . . but gets a cat instead! "Look what I got for my birthday! A pet dog!" says a little girl holding a . . . cat? Rocky doesn't listen or obey like all the other dogs. (Because Rocky is a cat.) And Rocky hates her leash and doesn't seem to like other dogs. (Probably because Rocky is a cat.) And rather than play fetch, Rocky prefers to . . . lick between her toes? Ew. Rocky is a bad "dog"! BUT Rocky doesn't bark, and is so cute when she sleeps in sunny spots. Maybe Rocky IS a good dog? (Or, you know, maybe Rocky is a cat.) Cat lovers and dog lovers alike will howl with laughter at this little girl's willful insistence that her cat is a dog. The hilarious ways in which cats and dogs are different are brilliantly illuminated with each turn of the page and will leave young readers and their grown-ups giggling. ★ Winner: Missouri Building Block Picture Book Award, 2021 ★ Winner: North Carolina Children's Book Award, 2022 ★ Winner: Wyoming Library Association Buckaroo Award, 2021-22 ★ Winner: Ontario Library Association Forest of Reading Blue Spruce Award, 2021 ★ Winner: Sakura Medal, Japan, 2022 ★ Nominee: Indiana Early Literacy Firefly Award, 2022