Download or read book Brain Farts EWW Edition written by Murphy Sawyer and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-16 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do You Know How WEIRD the World Is You have discovered the craziest collection of true and icky facts about history, animals, food...the world! Each page is oozing with kid friendly, laugh out loud facts about history and science. The purpose of this book is not just to entertain, but also to educate. This book, a gift for kids who enjoy a good laugh is quite possibly the sneakiest way to get any kid interesting in learning about the world around them. Each fact is a fascinating and sometimes bewildering discovery...lighting a fire in young minds. These 100 silly and gross facts filling 123 pages with hilarious illustrations will inspire incredulous, wide eyed fascination. You will be amazed at what your child excitedly learns from a book like this. Get this book today and ignite your child's curiosity. ★ Discovery is an incredible gift! ★

Download or read book Brain fizzing Facts written by Emily Grossman and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is your elbow called your funny bone? How could you escape the grip of a crocodile's jaw? Which animal can breathe through its bottom? And how do these things all link together? This brilliant book will have eyebrows raised and jaws dropping as it uncovers the amazing scientific explanations behind all sorts of questions that can pop into our heads. Can an egg bounce? How can a giraffe's ridiculously long neck contain the same number of bones as a human's? How much does the Internet weigh? Written by science superstar and STEM Ambassador Dr Emily Grossman, this book will answer all science questions you may or may not have wondered about. Each section in the book is linked to the one before it, creating a fantastically interactive structure, where a question answered brings up new curiosities and surprises. This is the perfect book for children who love learning about science or who need an extra nudge when it comes to STEM subjects. After all, who wouldn't want to find out how a hippo can use its own sweat as sunscreen?! This book has been shortlisted for the Teach Primary Book Awards 2020.

Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?

Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Download or read book The Jethro Sirius Experiment written by Trevor Mason and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-01-31 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jethro Sirius is Star Wars meets Harry Potter meets The Rolling Stones all rolled into one big, giant, intergalactic space burrito! DARCY G. O F THE DARCY G. SHOW! When their parents, who happen to be in one of the biggest rock bands in the known universe, go missing while on an inter-galactic tour, four young aliens decide to pick up where their parents left off and form their own band, The Jethro Sirius Experiment. Left to their own devices including a Space Bus equipped with its own water park and aided by the ships computer, Libby, the band sets out on an epic adventure of universal proportions. Having decided to masquerade as their parents band and continue on with the tour while at the same time searching for their missing parents, the young alien rockers soon find out that the Universe is both a wonderful and dangerous place full of giant Space Slugs, plant people, bounty hunters, Monsturds, slave traders, space goblins and an evil maniacal ego obsessed villain that looks like a furry pink bunny rabbit. Jethro Sirius is a wildly amusing sci-fi adventure story that will engage your inner rockstar and leave you wishing you had a guitar in your hands.

Download or read book When a Loved One Falls Ill written by Brian Monaghan and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The much-needed book for anyone with a loved one facing a serious illness. It is the book that’s a bible for how to make the potentially life-or-death decisions that every medical advocate, and every patient, must grapple with—especially now, as health care becomes ever more complicated. It is the practical blueprint for how to be a successful medical advocate. When Gerri Monaghan’s husband, Brian, then a fifty-nine-year-old lawyer at the top of his game, got the news that all of us dread—a diagnosis of brain tumors caused by Stage IV melanoma with a prognosis of three to six months to live—she knew that this was a challenge the two of them would fight together. Brian brought his enormous courage, attitude, and reserves of humor, and Gerri, with dogged determination, stood up again and again for what they needed—tirelessly researching options, reaching out to friends, family, and anyone who could help, resisting the status quo, and always thinking in terms of “we.” Together they tell their story, back and forth, punctuated throughout by Gerri’s top 50 tips for how to be an advocate: #1 Trust your intuition. #6 Create a battle plan. #15 Get copies of records. #26 Make doctors speak in a language that you understand. #33 Don’t schedule surgery during the holidays. #49 Remember, this is not a dress rehearsal.

Download or read book My Ox Is Broken written by Adam-Troy Castro and published by BenBella Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Amazing Race is a reality show like no other and it has the best set around. Best-selling novelist, Adam-Troy Castro, explores The Amazing Race in My Ox is Broken! one of the first books ever published about one of the best reality television programs around. From Thailand to Greenland, this show has consistently gone where no other show has gone before, and Castro continues the excitement of the Race in a book that is funny, entertaining, and unique—just like the show itself. The Amazing Race has hooked viewers for all the right reasons and it doesn't show any signs of stopping. My Ox is Broken! is the best reading companion for any fan of this hit show or for any fan of reality television at its best.

Download or read book ABC Disgusting written by Greg Pak and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A boy tries to shock his sister with an alphabetical series of disgusting things. But in the end, she hits him with what might be the biggest gross-out of all. A new children's book from the writer and art team behind The Princess Who Saved Herself.

Download or read book I Might Regret This written by Abbi Jacobson and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the co-creator and co-star of the hit series Broad City, a "poignant, funny, and beautifully unabashed" (Cheryl Strayed) New York Times bestselling essay collection about love, loss, work, comedy, and figuring out who you really are when you thought you already knew. When Abbi Jacobson announced to friends and acquaintances that she planned to drive across the country alone, she was met with lots of questions and opinions: Why wasn't she going with friends? Wouldn't it be incredibly lonely? The North route is better! Was it safe for a woman? The Southern route is the way to go! You should bring mace! And a common one... why? But Abbi had always found comfort in solitude, and needed space to step back and hit the reset button. As she spent time in each city and town on her way to Los Angeles, she mulled over the big questions -- What do I really want? What is the worst possible scenario in which I could run into my ex? How has the decision to wear my shirts tucked in been pivotal in my adulthood? In this collection of anecdotes, observations and reflections--all told in the sharp, wildly funny, and relatable voice that has endeared Abbi to critics and fans alike--readers will feel like they're in the passenger seat on a fun and, ultimately, inspiring journey. With some original illustrations by the author.

Download or read book Kids Are Turds written by Jenny Schoberl and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When do you know for sure that you’ve become a parent? For Jenny Schoberl, it wasn’t when a human fell out of her lady parts or the first time her baby said “Mama.” It was when she found herself, a grown woman, hiding in the bathroom to eat a candy bar, just so she didn’t have to share. Parenthood changes people’s lives in horrifying and inevitable ways. No matter how hard you resist, you soon find yourself being that parent far too often to deny it. It won’t be long before mom jeans and minivans are calling your name. Discussing bowel movements over dinner? Guilty. Peeing with an audience? Check. Grocery shopping alone? Sounds like a tropical vacation! Watching cartoons hours after the kids have gone to bed? Now your only hobby! What do you do when motherhood turns you into someone you hardly recognize? When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out? Kids Are Turds proves that you don’t need to be Super-Mom to be a “good” mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days. Either that, or you can give in, yank up your mom jeans, and rock a mile-long camel toe. So for the love of retinas everywhere, be strong!

Download or read book The Black List Part 1 written by D.D.K. and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-06-17 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This epic masterpiece of literature tells the story of one man's musical and personal journey. It is told and written as an autobiography.

Download or read book Buck Fever written by Robert A Rupp and published by Robert A. Rupp. This book was released on 2024-06-21 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bizarre behavior of deer near West Branch, a busy hunting and tourist stop in northern Michigan, is causing hunter concern and links to several deaths. Two rookie reporters and a seasoned veteran from the Detroit Times newspaper, pursuing the sensational scoop of a lifetime, encounter humans and deer strangely influenced by an apparent brain-bending disease leading to a horrific conclusion of murderous intent. A further look into human history provides uncanny references to similar strange occurrences possibly linked to a mysterious grain fungus toxin, existing throughout the world. Be prepared to accept the heart-pounding impossible, as Katie Kottle, Jeb Porter and Louis Dingman investigate and unravel this baffling age-old cause of peculiar human and animal behavior. Katie and Jeb, romantically involved, find themselves in a cozy thriller that brings them closer together and resolves a mystery in Katie's past. Let the story take you on a captivating journey through hunting woods, but be warned, you might get Buck Fever and not return. “A smart, creepy, can’t-stop-reading trek through a could-happen series of deadly events and mind-altering consequences with lots of twists and turns.” "Interesting epilogue references to pyramid building, Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, and ancient writings--make it seem very real."

Download or read book Window To The Stars written by Tuck Perrelli and published by Tuck Perrelli. This book was released on 2009-01-30 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The life of a seemingly ordinary man is turned upside down by the events that transpire after a freak accident. He happens across a device of unknown origin that possesses abilities that endow the owner to defy the laws of nature, and the known universe. Part one of a series that follows the dramatic challenges in the main character's belief system about the universe, humanity's origins and nearly every aspect of normality. This story promises to entertain you with a blend of sci-fi, action and drama, romance and comedy, and a little spirituality and metaphysics to boot. The action is heart thumping and the drama is engrossing.

Download or read book Felix the Farting Elf written by Erik Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!

Download or read book Suck Less written by Willam Belli and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2016-10-18 with total page 469 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: where there's a Willam, there's a way. But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can Suck Less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag- swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session. With a foreword from Neil Patrick Harris.