Download or read book My Alien Parents written by R. L. Stine and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2012-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I thought I knew everything there was to know about my parents, like what they always eat for breakfast. Then one morning, everything changes. Mom suddenly hates tea and loves cornflakes and Dad's scarfing down poached eggs like there's no tomorrow--which, by the way, there may not be unless I can figure out what's gone wrong. Can it really be that Mom and Dad have been replaced by aliens from another world? And what the heck happened to our dog? "The Guru of Gruesome " --Booklist

Download or read book Help My Teenager is an Alien written by Sarah Newton and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-03-01 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was all so easy in the beginning. There you were with your tiny bundle of joy, looking forward to their first word, first steps, first day at school. You felt proud and privileged to be a parent and it wasn't until their teens that you began to wonder where it all went wrong . . . Suddenly your child is transformed into a sulky and disobedient teenager whose only means of communication consists of grunts and door slamming. You're nearing the end of your tether — but rest assured, here is a teen expert who has the skills and knowledge to help you regain control. Sarah Newton has years of experience working with teenagers, and is the expert for the popular ITV2 series My Teen's a Nightmare – I'm Moving Out!. By following her advice you will see how the barriers can be broken down and a new level of understanding reached between you and your child. Try Sarah's methods out at home and see what a difference they can make to your family life.

Download or read book My Mom Is an Alien written by Jackson Selby and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The evidence is piling up! HOW do parents know what children are doing in another room? WHY do they stay up so late, after everyone else is in bed? Written by a 7 year old, this story searches for answers about his mom's strange behavior.The only possible explanation...his mom must be an alien! Parents and grandparents will laugh, and children will wonder: Could my mom be an alien, too?(Adventure Thru Imagination Books)

Download or read book My Alien Neighbor written by Ashlyn Hawkes and published by Ashlyn Hawkes. This book was released on 2024-01-20 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A standalone instalove alien romance from author Ashlyn Hawkes. My neighbor has always been there for me, so sweet and kind. He won’t even watch me undress even though I want him to. So one night, I decide to take a peek. And what I see… Let’s just say that I’m a little intrigued and alarmed all at the same time. Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, paranormal romance, science fiction, standalone, happy end, happy ending, alpha male, fantasy romance, urban fantasy, steamy romance, happily ever after, romance, ebooks to read and download, scifi romance, alien abduction, alien romance, collection, box set, boxed set, Zenobia Renquist, Kate Rudolph, Starr Huntress, Sedona Venez, Regine Abel, Roxie Ray, Lee Savino, Renee Rose, Milly Taiden, Ava Hunter, Ruby Dixon, Jenny Foster, Elizabeth Stephens, Margo Bond Collins, Stasia Black, Lisa Lace

Download or read book My Mom an Alien written by Dorian Cortes and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2018-09-29 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom tells her son that it’s time for bed. Will he go to sleep? No. Follow a boy’s imagination when he believes his mom turns into an alien. This rhyming book reminds us of how kids dream big and transports readers into the imagination of a child. This book is for parents everywhere and for their children’s imagination.

Download or read book My Parents Are Aliens and I Don t Like Peanut Butter written by Sandra Jane Maidwell and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The stories will be wild and crazy, but nothing as wild and crazy as the truth: that your parents are actually from another planet! A planet so far away they didn't even travel on a space ship to get to you. No. Alien parents that adopt you when you are five and change everything, those kind travel through Time Tubes. And if you haven't heard of Time Tubes, don't worry, no one has!"Thought you had it bad? Rebecca must come to terms with the fact that her adoptive parents are from another universe. Further more, who are Rebecca's real parents anyway, and what will they do to her now that they are on the loose? And can't Ms. Agnes, Rebecca's teacher, just adopt her already?Join Rebecca on her journey to discovering family values, and dealing with aliens who might look like everyone else but who are very different indeed!

Download or read book The True Meaning of Smekday written by Adam Rex and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-02-04 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious, genre-bending novel from bestselling author Adam rex that inspired the blockbuster feature film Home -- fully illustrated with "photos," drawings, newspaper clippings, and comics sequences. When twelve-year-old Gratuity ("Tip") Tucci is assigned to write five pages on "The True Meaning of Smekday" for the National Time Capsule contest, she's not sure where to begin; when her mom started telling everyone about the messages aliens were sending through a mole on the back of her neck? Maybe on Christmas Eve, when huge bizarre spaceships descended on Earth and the aliens -- called Boov -- abducted her mother? Or when the Boov declared Earth a colony, renamed it "Smekland" (in honor of glorious Captain Smek), and forced all Americans to relocate to Florida via rocketpod? In any case, Gratuity's story is much, much bigger than the assignment. It involves her unlikely friendship with a renegade Boov mechanic named J.Lo; a futile journey south to find Gratuity's mother at the Happy Mouse Kingdom; a cross-country road trip in a hovercar called Slushious; and an outrageous plan to save the Earth from yet another alien invasion.

Download or read book My Sister Is an Alien written by Rachel Bright and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alfie is crazy about space. His favourite things are- 1. aliens, 2. rockets, 3. the moon - in that exact order. He doesn't really think much about anything else, until his new baby sister comes along. Then he notices that she looks a bit funny, she talks funny and sometimes she smells funny and he realizes . . . she MUST BE AN ALIEN! Alfie knows he needs to be brave and take her back to the moon where she belongs - after all, she often cries for home - and that's when the adventure really starts. . . A positive, funny and charming take on the joys of a new sibling with gorgeous etched illustrations from a rising picture book star.

Download or read book My Cousin the Alien written by Pamela F. Service and published by Millbrook Press. This book was released on 2017-01-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Audisee® eBooks with Audio combine professional narration and sentence highlighting to engage reluctant readers! In this first book of the Alien Agent series, we meet Zack, a normal kid with a crazy cousin, Ethan, who thinks he's an alien. But is Ethan really crazy? And why do the same bald, odd-looking fat guys keep reappearing everywhere the boys go?

Download or read book My Alien Baby Daddy written by Ashlyn Hawkes and published by Ashlyn Hawkes. This book was released on 2024-06-13 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A standalone instalove alien romance from author Ashlyn Hawkes. We’ve only been together for a month before I’m pregnant. I expect him to flee, but he’s over the moon. Throughout the almost nine months, he’s always there for me, rubbing my back and legs and getting me whatever food I’m craving. I couldn’t ask for more. It’s only when I go into labor that he makes a confession. He’s an alien. My baby is half-alien. If my contractions would slow down, I just might kill him. Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, paranormal romance, science fiction, standalone, happy end, happy ending, alpha male, fantasy romance, urban fantasy, steamy romance, happily ever after, romance, ebooks to read and download, scifi romance, alien abduction, alien romance, collection, box set, boxed set, Zenobia Renquist, Kate Rudolph, Starr Huntress, Sedona Venez, Regine Abel, Roxie Ray, Lee Savino, Renee Rose, Milly Taiden, Ava Hunter, Ruby Dixon, Jenny Foster, Elizabeth Stephens, Margo Bond Collins, Stasia Black, Lisa Lace

Download or read book Hands of My Father written by Myron Uhlberg and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2009-02-03 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By turns heart-tugging and hilarious, Myron Uhlberg’s memoir tells the story of growing up as the hearing son of deaf parents—and his life in a world that he found unaccountably beautiful, even as he longed to escape it. “Does sound have rhythm?” my father asked. “Does it rise and fall like the ocean? Does it come and go like the wind?” Such were the kinds of questions that Myron Uhlberg’s deaf father asked him from earliest childhood, in his eternal quest to decipher, and to understand, the elusive nature of sound. Quite a challenge for a young boy, and one of many he would face. Uhlberg’s first language was American Sign Language, the first sign he learned: “I love you.” But his second language was spoken English—and no sooner did he learn it than he was called upon to act as his father’s ears and mouth in the stores and streets of the neighborhood beyond their silent apartment in Brooklyn. Resentful as he sometimes was of the heavy burdens heaped on his small shoulders, he nonetheless adored his parents, who passed on to him their own passionate engagement with life. These two remarkable people married and had children at the absolute bottom of the Great Depression—an expression of extraordinary optimism, and typical of the joy and resilience they were able to summon at even the darkest of times. From the beaches of Coney Island to Ebbets Field, where he watches his father’s hero Jackie Robinson play ball, from the branch library above the local Chinese restaurant where the odor of chow mein rose from the pages of the books he devoured to the hospital ward where he visits his polio-afflicted friend, this is a memoir filled with stories about growing up not just as the child of two deaf people but as a book-loving, mischief-making, tree-climbing kid during the remarkably eventful period that spanned the Depression, the War, and the early fifties. From the Hardcover edition.

Download or read book How to Sell Your Family to the Aliens written by Paul Noth and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is an out-of-this-world funny first book in a madcap, illustrated adventure series from New Yorker cartoonist Paul Noth. Happy Conklin Jr. is the only 10-year-old who has to shave three times a day. Hap's dad is a brilliant inventor of screwball products, and being a Conklin kid means sometimes being experimented on. So Hap has his beard, and his five sisters each have their own unique--and often problematic--qualities too. And although Hap's dad has made a fortune with his wacky inventions sold via nonstop TV infomercials, all of that money has gone to Hap's tyrannical Grandma. While she lives in an enormous mansion, the rest of the family lives in two rooms in the basement. All Hap has ever wanted is to have a normal life, so when he sees a chance to get rid of Grandma, he takes it! He only means to swap out Grandma, but when he--oops!--sells his whole family to the aliens, he wants nothing more than to get them back. He just has to figure out . . . how?

Download or read book My BFF Is an Alien written by Vivian Teo and published by Epigram Books. This book was released on 2020-03-01 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Abriana Yeo, 13, awkward and friendless. Meet Octavia Wu, a graceful teenage alien with superpowers. Forced to flee her home planet Viridis after an invasion by "The Others", another alien species, Octavia and her parents crash-land in the Singapore heartland. Pretending to be a foreign student, Octavia enters secondary one and befriends Abriana, who then helps her in her quest to find the Anteris, a missing element the alien family needs if they want to return to Viridis to help in the war effort. All the while, the two girls also need to navigate the intricate web of teenage drama at Bukit Timah Secondary Girls’ School (BTSGS), where mean girls thwart their search efforts every step of the way. Behind the adventure, mystery and sci-fi, this middle-grade novel also explores the pertinent issues that teenagers typically deal with in a local school setting—friendship, loyalty, CCAs, homework and bullies. There is also no shortage of excitement and intrigue in this sci-fi and adventure. This is the first in a four-book series, for children aged 10 and above. Reader Reviews "It’s easy to get hooked and binge read My BFF Is An Alien in a single sitting, not just for its very manageable length, but also how it dives straight into the girls’ quest and keeps up the pace for the rest of the novel. Less than 40 pages in, and the two are already off on an islandwide adventure ... that will spark the imaginations of any Singaporean resident." —bakchormeeboy "An imaginative and enjoyable story about friendship and standing up for yourself. After reading this book, you'll wish you had an alien BFF too!" —Low Ying Ping, bestselling author of the Mount Emily series

Download or read book My Alien Baby written by Rena Marks and published by Rena Marks. This book was released on 2021-03-18 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ivory Bellows fell down a well. Ivory Bellows woke up in hell. Better listen to the big blue giant, zip your lip, and hush. Better not stare at his son who makes you blush. Imagine if you were a giant, fifteen-foot alien from another planet and found a strange being unconscious in a foreign object... a flying pod. The creature is tiny enough to be a child and you’d have such a big heart, you'd want to adopt this poor orphaned child, right? Only... what if the five-foot human yun didn't know she was your child? What if she thought she was your dinner instead? The Raza are a people full of honor, faith, and family. Especially Havak of the Jaha clan. His first yun is of his heart, not his blood. But when his mate dies and his beloved yun goes off into the world to study other people and languages, the Creators give him a second chance at life. He happens upon a strange little yun of a species unlike anything he’s ever seen. A strange, five-fingered species. When the yun wakes and screams, he gives her a bub-bub, wraps her in a pu-pu, and packs her in his sket to bring home. His huge heart is filled with love for his second adopted yun. ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ Ivory Bellows wakes up in a strange land filled with blue giants. They threaten her in their strange language, shove a plug in her mouth to keep her quiet and take her home to fatten her up. And marinate her. They must marinate her when she sleeps, because she’s swollen and always needs to pee. Oh, God. She’s dinner. It’s only a matter of time until they decide when. But when a hot new alien arrives, the only way she can keep sane is to pretend he’s her husband and she’s his wife and everything is hunky-dory fine. Thank God this new arrival, Iik, doesn’t know her language. Yet. "I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes and my cat left me to get away from my strange behavior." "This was the funniest romance book I have read in a year. I stayed up all night to read it." "I was delightfully entertained and read this in one sitting. It was unique, well written, and it was so FUNNY. "

Download or read book My Alien Origin written by Daryl Elmore and published by Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency. This book was released on 2023-01-26 with total page 508 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Alien Origin is an intriguing fish out of water story from outer space. An alien named Lyrad has his mind magically transferred inside the mind of a dying human baby boy named Daryl. The alien grows within his young black host’s body and experiences the true meaning of family, and he adjusts to sharing his consciousness with the black child, who miraculously has survived. Lessons are learned by Lyrad as he is confronted by the budding Civil Rights movement in New York City. As Lyrad discovers firsthand the meaning of the words discrimination and prejudice, Daryl comes to understand the meaning of despair and hopelessness. Together they learn to find happiness despite their despair, the way black folks have done for generations.

Download or read book Please Don t Tell My Parents I m a Supervillain written by Richard Roberts and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2019-06-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Penelope Akk wants to be a superhero. She's got superhero parents. She's got the ultimate mad science power, filling her life with crazy gadgets even she doesn't understand. She has two super powered best friends. In middle school, the line between good and evil looks clear. In real life, nothing is that clear. All it takes is one hero's sidekick picking a fight, and Penny and her friends are labeled supervillains. In the process, Penny learns a hard lesson about villainy: She's good at it. Criminal masterminds, heroes in power armor, bottles of dragon blood, alien war drones, shape shifters and ghosts, no matter what the super powered world throws at her, Penny and her friends come out on top. They have to. If she can keep winning, maybe she can clear her name before her mom and dad find out.

Download or read book My Parents Are Not Aliens written by Latanya Myers and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-21 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book "My Parents Are Not Aliens" is about a 8 year old boy name Joe who is on journey with his parents to citizenship and afraid they are aliens based on documents and words he hear on the journey there to learn his family is not that different after all.