Download or read book More Classic Classroom Clangers written by Vincent Shanley and published by Robson. This book was released on 2006-09-18 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.
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Download or read book Classroom Clangers written by Shanley and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1996 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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