Download or read book Monster Poop written by Oscar Timothy Salabert and published by Slidewhistle Publishing. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious new children 's book that's funny to grown ups, too!At last, there is an answer to the age-old question, Do monsters poop Four fun and friendly monsters guide us through a previously unseen part of every monster's daily life.Full-color pages with delightful monster illustrations accompany a simple, amusing story that is familiar to us all.While humorous in nature, Monster Poop's images can help reinforce potty training and bring comic relief to this sometimes-stressful task. Because children have a natural fascination and amusement with the word poop, the use of the p-word in Monster Poop may even kindle a young child's desire to read.

Download or read book The Poopy Monster written by Michael Ferrara and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Poopy Monster lives deep in the toilet where he lives off a diet of poop. He especially loves poop from digested vegetables.

Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Download or read book Alphabet Poop written by R. K. Harvey and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-08-11 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I noticed that my kids and the kids I have worked with are motivated by humor. They repeat and remember what they think is funny. Even reluctant learners will read about poop.

Download or read book Poo in the Zoo written by Steve Smallman and published by Tiger Tales. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob McGrew, the head keeper at the zoo, loves his job -- except when he has to clean up the poo! One day, the iguana leaves behind something that catches the attention of the entire town -- and a poo museum owner -- and ends up making Bob's messy job a lot easier!

Download or read book Ask More Tell Less written by Greg Warburton and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2015-12-07 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When faced with a misbehaving child, do you find yourself resorting to lecturing, reminding, or even yelling? Do you sometimes feel helpless and panicky after you have tried everything you know to do and your child still seems “out of control” or withdrawn? Do you feel frustrated when nothing you are doing is moving your children to be responsible and achieve their unique potential? Ask More, Tell Less provides a new model of parenting that can help transform the growing-up years. Life will become fulfilling and enjoyable rather than an ongoing, painful collision of wills. Behavior troubles diminish or vanish when children discover that they have the power to make their lives run more smoothly. These methods are not a “cater to the children” approach. Instead, they take the pressure off parents and put the whole family on a positively different road, traveling together in a land of mutual dignity and respect, maturity, and lasting change. Greg Warburton brings time-tested, practical methods out from behind the counselor’s door to enable you to give your children the greatest gift of all: self-reliance. Through artful questioning, you can give them a clear and compelling road map for getting on with growing up in this rapidly changing world.

Download or read book Poop Power written by Ellen Lawrence and published by Bearport Publishing. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How is yak dung turned into fuel for cooking in Tibet? Can manure from dairy farms really be used to produce electricity? And could your car one day be powered by your own family’s poop? With plenty of poop being produced every day, many people around the world are using this unwanted material as fuel to create energy. This new Science Slam! title will engross readers—and gross them out! Filled with information perfectly suited to the abilities and interests of an early elementary audience, this colorful, fact-filled book gives readers a chance not only to learn, but also to develop their powers of observation and critical thinking. With fascinating photographs and surprising, high-interest facts about a material that we don’t usually read about, the book makes learning about excrement poop-sitively amazing!

Download or read book Hair Raising Monster Stories written by Brianna Hall and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Describes sightings of monster beasts from around the world and the stories behind them"--Provided by publisher.

Download or read book Monsters written by Lloyd Sparks and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-02 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the collapse of the government after the Second World War, Americans have learned to live without help or interference from police, lawyers and bureaucrats. In this simple and happy world lives an eleven-year-old boy who wants to be a scientist. Unfortunately, he's grounded for taking his friends into outer space in his spaceship without asking first. Now there's nothing to do to escape boredom but make monsters. He starts with a strange fungus he finds at school. Unfortunately his specimen becomes a little too hard to handle when it grows into a giant and learns to move. Before he can destroy it, the thing makes its escape into the neighbors' pond. Making a submarine to go after it doesn't quite work out, though, when the sub becomes a snack for a giant octopus. No matter, for the scientist and his friends have more pressing concerns than a fungus monster and a giant octopus. By mixing frog DNA with a chicken egg they've accidentally created a dinosaur which threatens the entire county.

Download or read book Monster Apocalypse written by Paul R. Brown and published by Paul R. Brown. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 652 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a worldwide monster invasion brings civilization to a crashing, blood-soaked halt and puts humanity on the Endangered Species list in the space of a single afternoon, 23-year-old misanthrope Fay Tucker must set out across the ruins of northeast Ohio in search of her little sister Daisy. To see her mission through, the embittered wannabe hermit is forced to associate with “those treacherous simians” (a.k.a. human beings) and soon becomes the nucleus of a small group of equally dysfunctional young women. As their quest takes them from the corpse-strewn streets of suburbia to the red-litten alleys of a city ablaze with unholy fire, from a harpy-besieged National Guard base to an amusement park turned ogre-run death camp, the women are forced to contend with both demons within and monsters without, and Fay finds herself forming bonds with her allies that may prove too strong for even her prickly soul to resist. If, that is, she—and they—can stay alive that long.

Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.

Download or read book Puppet C Men written by Zach Royal and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Puppet C-Men By: Zach Royal It’s time for grease. It’s time to get juiced. The book of Puppet C-Men is the most sacred book of all time as it contains wondrous material in between these covers. Follow two alien Puppets, Scremo and Jewbert, into a world of puppets to protect the human race from the disgusting Zodiac Killer. He intendeds to wipe out the human race in any way possible as the Cosmic Fish and World come aid in keeping the world afloat. But things get greasy when the Cosmic Monsters begin to come down as well. Why did they sin? Help them. They don’t deserve this.

Download or read book Don t Say Poop written by Jimmy Matejek-Morris and published by HMH Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone Poops meets The Book with No Pictures in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don't. DON'T SAY POOP! Why say a vile word like poop when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is? This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favorite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again!

Download or read book Hidden Monster Ruins written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2023-03-21 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hide all you want. I will find you. I might not wear a cape or a mask, but as an agent for the SMU—Special Monsters Unit—I am plenty heroic. Most of the time. Accidents tend to happen a lot around me since I’m what they call a null witch. Someone who basically murders magic. Sounds cool, right? Not when it causes cursed folks to explode—literally—in my face. Gross. Not to mention I hate shopping for new clothes. Still, I love my job even if it is dangerous. Other parts of my life could use some help, though. My parentage is still a mystery. The guy I liked, well, let’s just say things got complicated. The boss hired someone new and annoying, and did I mention hot? Oh, and there appears to be ancient ruins under our town. I’d be more excited if the Cryptid Historical Society hadn’t shut us out of our own investigation. Whatever. There are plenty of monsters to go around in Nexus. Secrets too. Time for me to cause trouble in the name of good.

Download or read book Doomed School written by Ashaki Boelter and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Someday a Bird Will Poop on You written by Sue Salvi and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little book with a big message . . . for when life hits us with a splat. Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is, but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected -- and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

Download or read book The Unicorn Poop Joke Book written by Jack B. Quick and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-06-01 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.