Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.

Download or read book Best Mom Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”

Download or read book 101 Mom Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-23 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here they are! More mom jokes. But not just silly pun jokes, or yo' mamma jokes, these jokes make light of parenting, spouses, and wine addiction. Get these funny jokes today for your mom. She'll be nodding in agreement as and cracking up at the truth behind the humor. Mom jokes, like dad jokes only smarter! Get your copy of 101 Mom Jokes Volume 2, today!

Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

Download or read book The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes written by Jess Franken and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best Yo Mama Jokes: Yo Mama So Fat, Yo Mama So Ugly, Yo Mama So Stupid and many more!

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks

Download or read book 150 Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama! Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes': In this book, you will find: 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes 35+ Silly Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application! Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder! Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes the Huge Yo Momma Joke Book written by Jenny Kellett and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jokes Following on from the best-selling The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book is Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes, updated for 2017! Cram-packed full of only the best hand-picked yo mama jokes, this joke book for kids is the perfect way to insult momma's wherever you go. You'll feel bad for laughing, but you just can't help it! Included in Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes are all your favorite yo momma joke categories, including: Yo momma is so fat... Yo momma is so ugly... Yo momma is so dumb... Yo momma is so hairy... Yo momma is so stupid... And many more.... Want a taster of what you'll be laughing at very shortly? Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts Yo mama is so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink Yo mama is so dumb when dad said it's chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Seaworld to get baptized Yo mama is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's ...and hundreds more of the best and funniest yo momma jokes! All jokes are clean, so the book is suitable for kids at parents' discretion. So if you're ready to laugh (and maybe even cry!), scroll up and click Buy Now to own the biggest and best yo mama joke book on Amazon!

Download or read book Modern Loss written by Rebecca Soffer and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-01-23 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by the website that the New York Times hailed as "redefining mourning," this book is a fresh and irreverent examination into navigating grief and resilience in the age of social media, offering comfort and community for coping with the mess of loss through candid original essays from a variety of voices, accompanied by gorgeous two-color illustrations and wry infographics. At a time when we mourn public figures and national tragedies with hashtags, where intimate posts about loss go viral and we receive automated birthday reminders for dead friends, it’s clear we are navigating new terrain without a road map. Let’s face it: most of us have always had a difficult time talking about death and sharing our grief. We’re awkward and uncertain; we avoid, ignore, or even deny feelings of sadness; we offer platitudes; we send sympathy bouquets whittled out of fruit. Enter Rebecca Soffer and Gabrielle Birkner, who can help us do better. Each having lost parents as young adults, they co-founded Modern Loss, responding to a need to change the dialogue around the messy experience of grief. Now, in this wise and often funny book, they offer the insights of the Modern Loss community to help us cry, laugh, grieve, identify, and—above all—empathize. Soffer and Birkner, along with forty guest contributors including Lucy Kalanithi, singer Amanda Palmer, and CNN’s Brian Stelter, reveal their own stories on a wide range of topics including triggers, sex, secrets, and inheritance. Accompanied by beautiful hand-drawn illustrations and witty "how to" cartoons, each contribution provides a unique perspective on loss as well as a remarkable life-affirming message. Brutally honest and inspiring, Modern Loss invites us to talk intimately and humorously about grief, helping us confront the humanity (and mortality) we all share. Beginners welcome.

Download or read book Jokes for Mum written by Share The Love Gifts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. Why is sleeping so easy? A. Because you can do it with your eyes closed. Jokes For Mums is packed full of clean but truly terrible jokes. You only get one mom, so why not give her the gift of laughter that she can share with the whole family. The book is an ideal present for mum, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, and she can think of you while telling a cheesy joke.

Download or read book My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Jimmy Joker and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-22 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 300+ FUNNY YO MAMA JOKES! Get ready to laugh your tail off at these funny and hilarious yo mama jokes! You can be the life of the party and make everyone laugh while using these jokes. You are sure to win any yo mama joke battle! 300+ funny yo momma jokes Hilarious yo momma insults and humor Lots of funny jokes and entertainment Laugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes. All jokes separated into easy to find and convenient chapters: Chapter 1: Yo mama is so skinny... Chapter 2: Yo mama is so fat... Chapter 3: Yo mama is so old... Chapter 4: Yo mama is so short... Chapter 5: Yo mama is so tall... Chapter 6: Yo mama is so poor... Chapter 7: Yo mama is so ugly... Chapter 8: Yo mama is so stupid... Chapter 9: Yo mama is so lazy... Chapter 10: Yo mama is so hairy... Chapter 11: Yo mama is so bald... Chapter 12: More yo mama jokes... DID YOU KNOW? Laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today! Uses for funny jokes... Can aid in story-telling Great for conversation starters Improves conversation and social skills Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others Jimmy Joker is the newest and best joke teller around. His jokes have made millions laugh worldwide! Whether it is a silly dialogue joke or a side-splitting one-liner, Jimmy Joker always provides a smile with his unique comedy and humor. Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Download or read book Minecraft Joke Book written by Mojang AB and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

Download or read book Mom this Joke s for You written by Judy Brown and published by Ronnie Sellers Productions. This book was released on 2004 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Successful editor, comedy writer and author Judy Brown (Joke Soup and Joke Stew), has brought together some of the best one liners about parenthood in thie new book Mom: This Jokes For You. The jokes are written by some of the top comedians of our time, including Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld and more. Featuring chapters such as "They Call It Labor For A Reason", this colorful gift/humor books include all the traditional favorite one-liners about pregnancy, new parents, the teenage years and more.

Download or read book Insults Anywher Presents The Thinking Mans Guide To Yo Mama Jokes written by Franklin Yantz and published by Insults Anywhere. This book was released on 2014-08-20 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations! Insults Anywhere has spent exhaustive hours in the R&D labs with some of the most "interesting" mom's on the planet. Consequently, we also developed one of the most powerful mind erasing drugs around. We couldn't let our staff be too scared from their research! "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle — packed with jokes and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Because “Dad Humor” should be practiced by everyone (regardless of age, gender, or family status) this book serves to encourage creative thinking and punning habits for everyone! Learn how to properly deliver a pun (whether written, visual, or verbal) and how to pretend you’re sorry for your Dad Joke (even when you’re not). Includes: quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, famous punsters, and Great Moments in Dad Joke History.