Download or read book Merry F cking Christmas written by Diane Cormack and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does the holiday season drive you NUTS? Do you know somebody who'd put Scrooge to shame with their festive grumblings?Merry F*cking Christmas is the perfect antidote to Christmas cheer and festive overload. It's the ideal gift for friends who hate Christmas or year-round grumps!Relax and unwind with:- 20 single-sided coloring pages- 2 mini test images of each coloring page to experiment on- snarky phrases to help you vent your frustration ('how about I KICK you under the mistletoe?', "Silent night... I bloody wish')- a range of beautiful designs, flowers, doodles, and abstract patterns- perfect gift for grumpy friends or secret santaNot suitable for children or the easily offended.

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Download or read book Festive As Fuck a Hilarious Christmas Swear Word Coloring Book written by Cindy Booth and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-10 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the holiday season with this hilarious Christmas swear word coloring book for adults, filled with cursing Santas, mean reindeer, sarcastic snowmen, and other holiday-themed illustrations dripping with inappropriate language. With illustrations ranging from simple to complex, this adult coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation to help you get through the Christmas season!

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Download or read book Not Today Satan Maybe Tomorrow written by Andrew Shaffer and published by 8th Circle Press. This book was released on 2024-01-31 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So is My Cat) Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn’t know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur’s look like they belong in the Louvre. From poignant odes to snack cakes (“The Last Temptation of Little Debbie”) to tough love for friends (“You are Not a Mermaid”), Shaffer’s biting satire will have you questioning why you ever wasted time reading lesser verse jockeys.

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