Download or read book Catsmas written by Kevin Rice and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a dangerous and uncertain world, can a group of individuals find the courage of faith to seek something higher? "Catsmas" is an anthropomorphic tale (human traits given to animal characters) of love and hate, good versus evil, leaders and followers, youth and maturity, jealousy and grace, deception and truth, and nobility and selfishness. (Christian)
Download or read book Loserpalooza written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-05-15 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the Media calls Darby Conley "the most successful cartoonist of the new generation." --National Public Radio * More than one million Get Fuzzy books have been sold-and the three most recent books have been New York Times best-sellers. Loserpalooza is the third treasury, collecting strips from New York Times best-sellers Say Cheesy and Scrum Bums. Loserpalooza is Darby Conley's latest look at the interspecies antics of his wildly popular characters Bucky, Satchel, and Rob. At the center of this not-so-warm-and-fuzzy arrangement is Rob Wilco, a single, mild-mannered ad exec. Bucky is Rob's temperamental, buck-toothed Siamese cat with a penchant for mischief, a hatred of ferrets, and a love of rubber bands. Satchel is a sweet but naive shar-pei-yellow-Lab mix who haplessly ends up on the receiving end of Bucky's wayward schemes. An entertaining critique on popular culture and a bona fide hit, Get Fuzzy was named Best Comic Strip of the year in 2002 by the National Cartoonists Society and now appears in more than 400 newspapers worldwide.
Download or read book Scrum Bums written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-05-15 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bucky, Satchel, and Rob are back for more madness and mayhem in Scrum Bums. And the world couldn't be happier! Darby Conley's previous titles include two New York Times best-sellers.Bucky Katt is a rather obstinate Siamese who constantly battles his "owner" Rob for control of their home. Satchel Pooch, the Labrador-Shar-pei mix who's sweet and lovable, makes a nice lackey for Bucky. Bucky knows he's smarter than everyone else; it's just a matter of convincing the rest of the world. Satchel always tries to do the right thing but very often ends up the brunt of Bucky's antics. Rob Wilco is a bachelor trying to regain household domesticity. Together, this seemingly typical threesome gets into some less-than-typical but hilarious situations. There's never a dull moment at the Wilco residence. Get Fuzzy, featured in over 500 newspapers worldwide, is one of the most highly lauded cartoons in the country. The National Cartoonists Society named it Best Comic Strip of 2002. Its sidesplitting humor and hilariously illustrated facial nuances appeal to animal lovers everywhere. Bucky and Satchel's words and expressions are what we all picture our beloved pets saying and doing.
Download or read book She Drives Me Crazy written by Kelly Quindlen and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A little sweet, a little sharp.” —Booklist, starred review High school nemeses fall in love in Kelly Quindlen's She Drives Me Crazy, a queer YA rom com perfect for fans of Becky Albertalli and Casey McQuiston. After an embarrassing loss to her ex-girlfriend in their first basketball game of the season, seventeen-year-old Scottie Zajac gets into a fender bender with the worst possible person: her nemesis, Irene Abraham, head cheerleader for the Fighting Reindeer. Irene is as mean as she is beautiful, so Scottie makes a point to keep her distance. When the accident sends Irene’s car to the shop for weeks’ worth of repairs and the girls are forced to carpool, their rocky start only gets bumpier. But when an opportunity arises for Scottie to get back at her toxic ex—and climb her school’s social ladder—she bribes Irene into an elaborate fake- dating scheme that threatens to reveal some very real feelings. From author Kelly Quindlen comes a new laugh-out-loud romp through the ups and downs of teen romance, perfect for fans of Becky Albertalli.
Download or read book Our Cats Are More Famous Than Us A Johnny Wander Omnibus written by Ananth Hirsh and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2017-03-29 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2008, Ananth Hirsh and Yuko Ota launched the auto-bio webcomic Johnny Wander. Eight years, four cats, and three moves are chronicled in this gorgeous hardcover omnibus, which includes a foreword by Raina Telgemeier (Smile, Ghosts). Hirsh and Ota's charming reverie about new adulthood will appeal to fans of Kate Beaton, Bryan Lee O'Malley, and Jeffrey Brown—along with anyone who's just winging it.
Download or read book Merry Catsmas written by Gucio Tulipan and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-25 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for personal use, or for your whole office. Get yours today!SpecificationsCover Finish MatteDimensions 6 x 9 (15.24 x 22.86 cm)Interior Blank, White Paper, UnlinedPages 110
Download or read book Catzilla written by Mike Thaler and published by Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books. This book was released on 1991 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is a favorite car monster? Fran-cat-stein! Kids love telling riddles and jokes to their families and friends, and they won't be able to resist this newly revised and updated collection featuring felines. Kids are guaranteed to find the riddles hilarious.
Download or read book Cat Folk Art written by Ryan Conners and published by . This book was released on 2008-05-22 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun book featuring many of my original paintings in my, "Cats' Road Trip", series!
Download or read book You Had To Be There written by Vanessa Place and published by powerHouse Books. This book was released on 2018-11-02 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a text version of Vanessa Place's live performance I've got this really great joke about rape, in which the artist recites rape jokes for 45 minutes to a seated audience in a gallery or from a small stage. It is art performance, not stand-up comedy. Many of the jokes were found on various English-language websites dedicated to offensive jokes; inspired by the form, the artist has improved some of the jokes, and written some herself. Place decided to work with rape jokes several years ago after various stand-up comics were rebuked for making rape jokes on and off-stage; the gist of the criticism being that "rape jokes aren't funny," and that a rape joke is tantamount to rape itself. But Place's work shows that rape jokes aren't rape and considers why rape jokes are very funny to very many people, and persistently so. As Place's audiences have demonstrated, those categorically opposed to the rape joke tend to find themselves straining not to laugh, just as those usually thrilled by such raw language find themselves gagging on something hard to swallow. What then proves interesting is the activation of art: the when, why, and how of such charged words being funny, being revolting, becoming sound, fashioning suspense. To experience this language that hangs thick in the air; to see where, in each of us, the joke sticks.
Download or read book Letters to Santa Claus written by The Elves and published by Indiana University Press. This book was released on 2015-10-05 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “poignant” collection of real letters sent to Santa Claus—a town in Indiana—from the 1930s to the twenty-first century, from both children and adults (The New York Times). For countless Christmases, children—and sometimes adults—have stuffed their dreams, wishes, and promises into envelopes. Over many decades, millions of these letters have poured into Santa Claus, Indiana. Arriving from all corners of the globe, the letters ask for toys, family reunions, snow, and help for the needy—sometimes the needy being the writers themselves. They are candid, heartfelt, and often blunt. Many children wonder how Santa gets into their chimneyless homes. One child reminds Santa that she has not hit her brothers over 1,350 times that year, and another respectfully requests two million dollars in “cold cash.” One child hopes to make his life better with a time machine, an adult woman asks for a man, and one miscreant actually threatens Santa’s reindeer! Containing more than 250 actual letters and envelopes from the naughty and nice reaching back to the 1930s, this moving book will touch hearts and bring back memories of a time in our lives when the man with a white beard and a red suit held out the hope that our wishes might come true. “Often very affecting . . . also offers an unusual window into American history.” —Library Journal “The letters . . . are alternately silly and somber, hilarious and heartfelt.” —The Weekly Standard
Download or read book The Little Giant of Aberdeen County written by Tiffany Baker and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2008-09-10 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Truly Plaice's mother was pregnant, the town of Aberdeen joined together in betting how recordbreakingly huge the baby boy would ultimately be. The girl who proved to be Truly paid the price of her enormity; her father blamed her for her mother's death in childbirth, and was totally ill equipped to raise either this giant child or her polar opposite sister Serena Jane, the epitome of femine perfection. When he, too, relinquished his increasingly tenuous grip on life, Truly and Serena Jane are separated--Serena Jane to live a life of privilege as the future May Queen and Truly to live on the outskirts of town on the farm of the town sadsack, the subject of constant abuse and humiliation at the hands of her peers. Serena Jane's beauty proves to be her greatest blessing and her biggest curse, for it makes her the obsession of classmate Bob Bob Morgan, the youngest in a line of Robert Morgans who have been doctors in Aberdeen for generations. Though they have long been the pillars of the community, the earliest Robert Morgan married the town witch, Tabitha Dyerson, and the location of her fabled shadow book--containing mysterious secrets for healing and darker powers--has been the subject of town gossip ever since. Bob Bob Morgan, one of Truly's biggest tormentors, does the unthinkable to claim the prize of Serena Jane, and changes the destiny of all Aberdeen from there on. When Serena Jane flees town and a loveless marriage to Bob Bob, it is Truly who must become the woman of a house that she did not choose and mother to her eight-year-old nephew Bobbie. Truly's brother-in-law is relentless and brutal; he criticizes her physique and the limitations of her health as a result, and degrades her more than any one human could bear. It is only when Truly finds her calling--the ability to heal illness with herbs and naturopathic techniques--hidden within the folds of Robert Morgan's family quilt, that she begins to regain control over her life and herself. Unearthed family secrets, however, will lead to the kind of betrayal that eventually break the Morgan family apart forever, but Truly's reckoning with her own demons allows for both an uprooting of Aberdeen County, and the possibility of love in unexpected places.
Download or read book How to Satisfy Your Man in Bed written by Peter SUENOS and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-10 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knowing how to please your man properly in the bedroom is absolutely vital if you want to make sure that your relationship with your man stays strong and last long. Sex can be romantic, fun, or even exciting but sometimes it's none of those things. Sometimes it's just boring. According to data in the Journal of Sex Research, 27 percent of women and 41 percent of men are sexually dissatisfied in their current relationship.Most times we see it as a norm that it is supposed to be only the man that has the responsibility to satisfy his woman sexually but this single misconception has led to many broken relationships. In this book I am going to explain exclusively the various ways and techniques you can use to satisfy your man in bed and give him a mind blowing sex escapade.
Download or read book Catmas Carols written by Laurie Loughlin and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gather round with these festive felines for some Christmas songs—cat-style! Oh, come all ye furful! Cat lovers will rejoice at these twenty rollicking feline renditions of favorite Christmas carols. Featuring all-new illustrations and including several new songs, this edition of Catmas Carols is full of festive odes to the delights of the season, from yummy dinner scraps and new catnip toys to the ornaments that shine temptingly from the tree. Joy to the world!
Download or read book Christmas Carols Ancient and Modern written by William Sandys and published by . This book was released on 1833 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Atto Run written by Joelle Legendre and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-01-22 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Atto Run: A SciFi Cinderella comedy-romance that pokes fun at the craziness of life on Earth, & possibly elsewhere. All that stands between Earth & Ri-Atto turning into asteroid belts are the bored preteen with a high-tech orb who rules Earth, a former beautician from a small Florida town, & a very frightened Ri-Atton illegal alien. They're about to find out that the universe has a sick sense of humor.
Download or read book In Search of a Prince written by Toni Shiloh and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named a Best Romance Novel of 2022 by Oprah Daily, a Best Novel to Read for a Romantic Getaway by POPSUGAR, and a 2022 Christy Amplify Award Winner It seems like a dream come true . . . until it forces her to question everything. Brielle Adebayo is fully content teaching at a New York City public school and taking annual summer vacations with her mother to Martha's Vineyard. But everything changes when her mom drops a bombshell--Brielle is really a princess in the island kingdom of Ọlọrọ Ilé, off the coast of Africa, and she must immediately assume her royal position, since the health of her grandfather, the king, is failing. Distraught by all the secrets her mother kept, Brielle is further left spinning when the Ọlọrọ Ilé Royal Council brings up an old edict that states she must marry before her coronation, or the crown will pass to another. Brielle is uncertain if she even wants the throne, and with her world totally shaken, where will she find the courage to take a chance on love and brave the perils a wrong decision may bring? "I love a romance populated with characters you can truly root for. And this one has that and more. Coupled with Toni Shiloh's winning voice, it's a story not to be missed."--OPRAH DAILY "Shiloh brings all the feels to In Search of a Prince. This romance with a touch of mystery will stay with you long after The End."--New York Times bestselling author RACHEL HAUCK "Beautifully weaving together fairy tale and reality, In Search of a Prince gives us the modern princess we've been waiting for. I enjoyed every moment."--BETHANY TURNER, award-winning author of Plot Twist "Shiloh delivers a fun, contemporary romance delightfully full of favorite romantic tropes that also conveys serious messages of faith and destiny. It is refreshing to see dynamic Black characters in the genre, and readers will be eager for this modern-day fairy tale."--LIBRARY JOURNAL starred review
