Download or read book Men with Balls written by Drew Magary and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2008-10-27 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This will be the very last book you ever read. Because after you have read this book, you, Good Sir, will know how to be a pro athlete. And pro athletes don't need books. Or strong family bonds. Or any of that stupid crap. Not when they have ready access to millions of dollars and scores of smoking hot chicks with questionable judgment. This book will be all you require to cast aside your boring life as some jackass who cruises around bookstores hoping to score grad-school trim. With Men with Balls, you will learn how to: Showboat using classical pantomime techniques Figure out whether or not a stripper actually fancies you Emotionally cope from the emotional fallout of rookie year hazing games Find out which free locker room amphetamines will give you a shot of energy, and which will cause you to run down terrified schoolchildren with your Escalade (NOTE: Some do both) Avoid media scrutiny by directing beat writers and columnists to the nearest hot buffet So grab your balls, bookboy. You're about to become a home-run hitting, steroid-injecting, angry-orgy-having Turbostud. They're gonna need a whole ocean just to wash your jock.
Download or read book Men Grow Some Balls written by C. S. Smoke and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-09-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most powerful book in the world for educating women on how to be a fantastic female to the man they love. ALL WOMEN CAN BE FANTASTIC! Ladies, the world does not always revolve around you.
Download or read book Men with Balls written by Drew Magary and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2008-10-27 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This will be the very last book you ever read. Because after you have read this book, you, Good Sir, will know how to be a pro athlete. And pro athletes don't need books. Or strong family bonds. Or any of that stupid crap. Not when they have ready access to millions of dollars and scores of smoking hot chicks with questionable judgment. This book will be all you require to cast aside your boring life as some jackass who cruises around bookstores hoping to score grad-school trim. With Men with Balls, you will learn how to: Showboat using classical pantomime techniques Figure out whether or not a stripper actually fancies you Emotionally cope from the emotional fallout of rookie year hazing games Find out which free locker room amphetamines will give you a shot of energy, and which will cause you to run down terrified schoolchildren with your Escalade (NOTE: Some do both) Avoid media scrutiny by directing beat writers and columnists to the nearest hot buffet So grab your balls, bookboy. You're about to become a home-run hitting, steroid-injecting, angry-orgy-having Turbostud. They're gonna need a whole ocean just to wash your jock.
Download or read book Growing Balls written by David N. Hafter and published by . This book was released on 2006-10-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book When the Balls Drop written by Brad Garrett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-05-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An honest look at life's second half from Everybody Loves Raymond TV sitcom star and comic Brad Garrett"--
Download or read book Balls written by Chris Edwards and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "For Chris Edwards, the decision to transition from female to male was black and white. The question was, did he have the balls to do it? Did he have the balls to come out at a company board meeting made up of white, middle-aged executives? To endure 28 painful and extensive surgeries? Show up at his 10-year high school reunion? Date a member of the Nashville Bikini Team? The answer is yes--yes, he did"--Publisher's website.
Download or read book The Lady with Balls written by Alice Combs and published by Cypress House. This book was released on 2019-07-19 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During the 1970s, Alice Combs, undeterred by a former employer’s snobbish pronouncement, “You’re not corporate material,” transformed herself from divorced mother on food stamps to successful entrepreneur. Resolute, Alice overcame her initial ignorance of the recycling trade, and recovered from the many novice mistakes she inevitably made while teaching herself to operate Vulcan Wire, which would slowly become a thriving business despite an embezzling partner, cutthroat competitors, and several employees who proved unreliable when they were most needed. Alice refused to be intimidated and wouldn’t take no for an answer. Her exceptional achievement in a traditionally male arena is an inspiration for all women who aspire to the heights of success in their chosen fields.--Publisher.
Download or read book Looking After My Balls written by Sheila Hollins and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Covering details of physical examination and investigation methods, this book encourages men with learning difficulties to examine their testicles for abnormalities.
Download or read book Time to Grab Your Balls written by Brian Maxey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-13 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in the Time to Grab Your Balls series, Time to Grab Your Balls and Be a Man, is the foundation of what a man needs to be in Mind, Body and Spirit. It combines humor, psychological breakdowns, a lot of swearing and straight to the point explanations. It is serious and deep, without all of the boring bullshit. This book will help to build the fundamentals needed to master all areas of life. In fact, several highly decorated celebrities and Politicians were going to share their thoughts on the effectiveness of this book. Unfortunately, none of them responded to my random solicitations...sooooooo. Now, I have not seen another book out there that takes the same approach that I do. There might be one; Hell, there might be a bunch of them. I just haven't read them. You see most books on this subject are pretty shitty. They cover how to date or how to be in touch with your feminine side. Some cover how to simply act like a stereotypical man's man. You know, eating meat and talking sports. And that's not actually all that bad, but let's face it, if that's all you know about being a man then you're a fuckin' jackass. This book is not like that. This book will cover a multitude of subjects and show you how to be what a true man really needs to be; for himself, for his family and for society. Of course I'm sure there is a question you are dying to ask..."Why should I read YOUR book?" And I get it. We often base our perception of credibility in a pretty screwed up way. We don't want to hear from anyone that isn't a Doctor or a Celebrity or discovered by Oprah. But let's think about that. Does Medical School teach you how a Man should act? Does being a Celebrity mean you have figured out anything about life? Of course not! So No, I am not a Celebrity or a Shrink. What I am is an expert at being a Man. My expertise is how to act, think and feel like a man. How to take lumps and keep on ticking. How to treat people. How to get shit done. My expertise is balancing emotions so as not to be a pussy but not an emotional rock either. I am an expert in working out and getting scars while also knowing how to play with babies. Do you understand where I am going here? I didn't go to school to learn why you have Daddy Issues, nor have I spent my life on television pretending to be someone I'm not. I hope you can handle that.
Download or read book Knitting with Balls written by Michael Del Vecchio and published by DK Publishing (Dorling Kindersley). This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Witty, modern approach to men's knitting, whether you are a seasoned knitter or a new recuit. It's the perfect guide for the female yarn addict in search of a cool gift for her guy, or for members of the growing band of male knitters"--Back cover.
Download or read book The Pleasures of Testicles written by James L. Riedy and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arguably the ugliest but most functional device in the human body—symbols of manliness, objects of ribald humor and obscenities, imparting sexual pleasure and ensuring the continuation of the human race—the testicles (or balls, eggs, bullocks, stones, nuts . . . whatever you’re inclined to call them) have been all but totally ignored in the writings of even internationally celebrated sex authorities. The Pleasures of Testicles exams these under-appreciated hallmarks of male sexuality from all angles. Entertaining, provocative, and hilarious, drawing on information from sources as diverse as ancient history and modern online chat groups, this book covers every possible aspect of pleasure relating to the testicles, from visual enhancements to the most shocking of intimate acts. If you’re ready for sexual adventure and education, or you’re just curious, The Pleasures of Testicles will give you a wealth of information . . . and plenty of ideas you can put into action to more thoroughly enjoy the amazing jewels that make the man.
Download or read book Give Him Back His Balls written by Brigitte Sumner and published by My Voice Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new approach to love relationships. Say no to relationship problems and yes to happiness. In this book, Brigitte Sumner explains how equality between men and women creates challenges in intimate relationships. According to this relationship expert, women often behave in too masculine a way in a relationship, causing passion to disappear from their relationship. Sumner shows how passion and happiness can return when women learn to guard their emotions and behave in a more feminine way without letting men walk all over them. Give Him Back His Balls is a book for women wanting to improve their current relationship or are looking for a partner, to raise their children to ensure they to will have happy relationships as adults and for men who want to understand more about women whilst staying true to their masculinity. This book should be read by anyone who wants to improve their relationship, with tips, quizes and practical advice from a relationship expert and coach who has helped thousands of couples. THE book about personal growth in relationships. Brigitte Sumner is well-known relationship expert and coach who lectures in Europe, America and the Far East. She appears on radio, TV and various magazines worldwide. She is rated among the top ten of relationship experts.
Download or read book Balls written by Julian Tepper and published by Rare Bird Books, a Barnacle Book. This book was released on 2014-07-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry Schiller, a New York songwriter and musician, is in love with an aloof younger woman, but their relationship grows even more complicated when he discovers he has testicular cancer.
Download or read book Real Men Keep Their Balls in the Truck written by David Houston and published by Covenant Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a lot like many other books on the topic of what constitutes a man. However, that is not the main focus of the book. More importantly, it is not what constitutes a man but who constitutes a man. All the self-help books on the subject, psychiatrists and their talk shows, and best friends' sage advice at closing time are all the same-insufficient at best, incorrect at worst. This book looks to the most authoritative source on who constitutes a man-the Bible. The world uses a sliding scale to define manhood, defining it in whatever terms is most comfortable at the time. The Bible's definition of a man has not, and will not, ever change because truth is not a piece of silly putty we get to mold into our view of what is no. 1 Dad. This book takes specific passages from the Bible and relates them in a way we, as Christian men, and those that desire to be Christian men, can understand and, most importantly, put into action so that the world may come to understand and believe what the word says. After all, real men are doers, not just hearers.
Download or read book Old Men s Balls and Other Phenomena 12 Prose Poems written by and published by Geoffrey Woolf. This book was released on with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Get Your Balls Back written by Paul F. Davis and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-23 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More important than laying the pipe guys is the severity of pursuing and protecting your purpose and posterity. Take back your masculinity and redefine manhood to move forward correctly and stop trying to prove yourself unnecessarily. Stop seductresses, sneaky manipulative and evil women from sabotaging your success, distracting your focus and stealing your energy. Put out the fires of your past tormenting your soul and mind to live in peace. Be empowered to silence your critics and adversaries, conquer your enemies, and live in victory. Paul F. Davis is a Worldwide Minister, Motivational Speaker, Wellness Trainer, Life Coach and Author of 70+ Books who has touched 89 nations serving the U.S. Military, Companies, Cruise Lines, Churches, Schools, Colleges and Universities across the globe. Paul was trained at UCLA in University and Career Counseling, has earned 4 Master degrees with honors, and empowers executives and world scholars to live their dreams.
Download or read book You Gotta Have Balls written by Lily Brett and published by Picador Australia. This book was released on 2007-11-10 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Men have more straightforward relationships. They don't hang up phones in a huff with each other. They don't feud and not speak for months over insignificant issues. Men don't weep at something another man says. Or hate them for years because of it... " Ruth Rothwax runs a successful letter-writing business and has just branched out into a new greeting card line. She likes women, but she doesn't like the way they can be so competitive with each other. She's thinking of starting a group for smart women to encourage and care about each other, so they'll collectively gain more power for themselves and others. And Ruth's always believed she practises what she preaches. But Ruth's about to meet the woman who will turn her assumptions of sisterly solidarity on their head-a buxom sixty-something with one eye for business and another for Ruth's father... You Gotta Have Balls is Lily Brett's funniest novel to date, and demonstrates in laugh-out-loud prose a writer whose brilliance for tragedy is rivalled only by her genius for comedy.
