Download or read book Men Are Pigs written by Sonya Steinem and published by . This book was released on 2011-04-20 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The infamous Las Vegas humor book about men gone amuck. Excerpt:"Does this mean you don't love me anymore?" Sonya's husband Steve asked unsurely.BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Was Sonya's terse reply as she lowered the muzzle of her sawed off shot gun and let spew 8 ounces of hot scatter shot, silencing forever that inane banter that had tormented her all those years. The television exploded in a fiery inferno as she sent Monday Night Football to an incandescent hell!Join Sonya in her worldwide exploits as seen at http://www.menrpigs.comWHAT THE CRITICS SAY: "This book is complete trash!" Thadeus Simulacrum, New York Times

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Download or read book Beauties Slay The Beasts written by Bob Ellis and published by Author House. This book was released on 2014-10-31 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alana Dorset was savagely raped. Zania, Fedilia and others, by chance, become her bonded friends. Each has a story to tell about the lengths men had gone to use them, harm them and even murder those women unable to defend against them. Is it right that because of their undeniable beauty, they should become targets? The women all have the same question ... should those men pay? The power of woman is, more often than not, underestimated by men. When they decide to fight back, men had better run for the hills.

Download or read book Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon written by Michael Alvear and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers advice for gay men about topics including penis size, condoms, sexual techniques, etiquette, one-night stands, relationships, sexually transmitted diseases, hygiene, and drugs and alcohol.

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Download or read book The Forever Ranger written by Robert L. LeBrun and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2019-12-11 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Forever Ranger By: Robert L. LeBrun The Old West—where fast meets faster, and faster meets death. Outlaws lived by their own code and used the state of Texas as their playground. There was little to no resistance when it came to men who brutalized and killed for a profit. Enter Jon, a boy with an unknown past and an unpredictable future. At an early age he embarks on a journey to discover the truth about himself, but fate awaits him at every turn. In this action-packed Western, don’t breathe and don’t blink. Don’t even think because even your thoughts can give away the exact moment of when you’re going to draw. How you think determines how you carry yourself, and that could get you killed.

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Download or read book What Jesus Meant written by Garry Wills and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-02-27 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Garry Wills brings his signature brand of erudite, unorthodox thinking to his latest book of revelations. . . . A tour de force and a profound show of faith.” (O, the Oprah Magazine) Look out for a new book from Garry Wills, What The Qur'an Meant, coming fall 2017. In what are billed “culture wars,” people on the political right and the political left cite Jesus as endorsing their views. But in this New York Times-bestselling masterpiece, Garry Wills argues that Jesus subscribed to no political program. He was far more radical than that. In a fresh reading of the gospels, Wills explores the meaning of the “reign of heaven” Jesus not only promised for the future but brought with him into this life. It is only by dodges and evasions that people misrepresent what Jesus plainly had to say against power, the wealthy, and religion itself. But Wills is just as critical of those who would make Jesus a mere ethical teacher, ignoring or playing down his divinity. An illuminating analysis for believers and nonbelievers alike, What Jesus Meant is a brilliant addition to our national conversation on religion.

Download or read book Tender Is the Flesh written by Agustina Bazterrica and published by Scribner. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Working at the local processing plant, Marcos is in the business of slaughtering humans—though no one calls them that anymore. His wife has left him, his father is sinking into dementia, and Marcos tries not to think too hard about how he makes a living. After all, it happened so quickly. First, it was reported that an infectious virus has made all animal meat poisonous to humans. Then governments initiated the “Transition.” Now, eating human meat—“special meat”—is legal. Marcos tries to stick to numbers, consignments, processing. Then one day he’s given a gift: a live specimen of the finest quality. Though he’s aware that any form of personal contact is forbidden on pain of death, little by little he starts to treat her like a human being. And soon, he becomes tortured by what has been lost—and what might still be saved.

Download or read book The Girl with the Silver Stiletto written by Vic Robbie and published by Principium Press. This book was released on 2017-08-03 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A STILETTO IS THE ULTIMATE MURDER WEAPON. CAN SHE USE IT TO KILL A CHILD AND SAVE HER OWN LIFE? At the end of World War II, she is given an ultimatum. Execute the boy or die. Her only alternative is to hand him over to the Nazis. Why do the Nazis want the boy and who is he? As the suspense builds, the action races across three continents, from London to New York to California to Buenos Aires, and American agent Ben Peters stands alone against evil and his former lover. The Girl with the Silver Stiletto will be enjoyed by readers of WWII historical fiction authors Robert Harris, Alan Furst, Ken Follett and Len Deighton and lovers of espionage thriller writers David Baldacci, Daniel Silva, Nelson DeMille, Vince Flynn and Lee Child. Vic Robbie’s new thriller continues the fast-paced, action-packed intrigue of the previous books in his Ben Peters series, In Pursuit Of Platinum and Paradise Gold, that reviewers praised as ‘Brilliant! Exciting! Suspenseful!’

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