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Book Memorable One Liners

    Book Details:
  • Author : Daytona
  • Publisher : iUniverse
  • Release : 2003-05-26
  • ISBN : 0595274013
  • Pages : 86 pages

Download or read book Memorable One Liners written by Daytona and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-05-26 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Memorable one-liners include such original one-liners as the following: On bachelors: "She knew I was a bachelor. When I offered her a seat, she found it was left up." And on luck: "I'm not too lucky. I once met this woman who wanted to paint the town with me. It was part of her community service." Memorable one-liners is creative and humorous compilation of original one liners about bachelors, dating, marriage, work and even snoring and impotence, by Daytona. It's good fodder for around the water cooler or to toss out among friends. It will surely liven up any conversation or at the very least provide some gems worth mining!

Book The Mammoth Book of One Liners

Download or read book The Mammoth Book of One Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 607 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'

Book 5 000 Great One Liners

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  • Author : Grant Tucker
  • Publisher : Biteback Publishing
  • Release : 2012-09-25
  • ISBN : 1849544824
  • Pages : 355 pages

Download or read book 5 000 Great One Liners written by Grant Tucker and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.

Book Great Funny One Liners

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  • Author : Frank Allen
  • Publisher : New Holland Publishing Australia Pty Limited
  • Release : 2008
  • ISBN : 9781741107005
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Great Funny One Liners written by Frank Allen and published by New Holland Publishing Australia Pty Limited. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Funny, humorous, clever quotes and insults"--Publisher.

Book A Director   s Guide to the Art of Stand up

Download or read book A Director s Guide to the Art of Stand up written by Chris Head and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2018-07-12 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stand-up: it's the ultimate solo art form. Yet, behind the scenes, you will increasingly find the shadowy figure of a director. For comics themselves and for those who support them, this is the first book to give the director's perspective on creating and performing stand-up comedy. Drawing on his own experience of directing stand-up alongside speaking to comedians and their directors, Chris Head produces a revealing perspective on the creative process, comic persona, writing stand-up, structuring material and delivering a performance. Directors interviewed include Logan Murray, John Gordillo and Simon McBurney, who between them have directed Eddie Izzard, Michael McIntyre, Milton Jones, Lenny Henry and French & Saunders. With a foreword by BBC arts editor Will Gompertz and contributions from many other interviewees including Oliver Double (author of Getting the Joke), this is the only book that goes all the way from one-liners to theatre via comedy club sets and full-length shows. Perfect for stand-ups from newbies to pros, students of comedy, academics studying and teaching stand-up and for directors themselves, A Director's Guide to the Art of Stand-up offers hundreds of inspiring practical insights and shows how creating the comedian's highly personal, individual act can be a deeply collaborative process.

Book The Little Guide to Friends

Download or read book The Little Guide to Friends written by Hippo! Orange and published by Little Books. This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The One We All Love to Remember. Friendsmay have stopped filming in 2004 but Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe and Joey have never left our screens or our hearts. Now let their words comfort and cajole you through the tricky, sticky and downright funny times in life. The One About Their Best One-Liners: The Little Guide to Friendscontains 170 quotes straight from the mouths of Manhattan's most famous sextet. They'll be there for you as you tackle some of the biggest topics in our existences: life, work, dating, relationships, self-knowledge, sarcasm and... food. Could it BE any easier to get life advice from your favourite Friendscharacters? 'I'm gonna go get one of those job things.' Rachel faces reality after cutting financial ties with her dad. As seen on BuzzFeed.com, 16 December 2015, by Krystie Lee Yandoli. 'I'm Chandler and I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.' Chandler fumbles introducing himself to Monica's ex, Richard. As seen on BuzzFeed.com, 22 September 2014, by Ariana Lange. 'You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.' Joey almost rumbles Rachel trying to hook up with the cute delivery guy. As seen on USAToday.com, 18 September 2019, by USA Today staff.

Book Pundamentalist

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  • Author : Gary Delaney
  • Publisher : Headline
  • Release : 2020-10-01
  • ISBN : 1472277449
  • Pages : 118 pages

Download or read book Pundamentalist written by Gary Delaney and published by Headline. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle 'A rollicking joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. We can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again. My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'. Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .

Book 300 Funny One Liners and Short Jokes

Download or read book 300 Funny One Liners and Short Jokes written by Eliza Cole and published by Eliza Cole. This book was released on 2022-06-17 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can't go wrong with this book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners that will keep your children entertained for hours. We've included plenty of confidence building activities for kids - 130 Would You Rather questions too so they'll have plenty to discuss in their families or on the playground - plus bonus Icebreaker exercises make it perfect for group activities like school clubs or other social and group gatherings where laughter is key. If you are looking for very funny, silly, even hilarious one liners, riddles, gaming, animal or food related jokes for kids, this book will keep your children engaged and happy for hours.

Book The Best 100 Classic Movie One Liners  The Greatest Quotes in Film History

Download or read book The Best 100 Classic Movie One Liners The Greatest Quotes in Film History written by Alexandra Townsend and published by Hyperink Inc. This book was released on 2012-02-29 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ABOUT THE BOOK “Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!” (Al Jolson, The Jazz Singer) The Jazz Singer came out in 1927. It wasn’t the first movie, films had already been around for decades, and it didn’t have a particularly thrilling plot. What it did have though was something that would soon revolutionize the film industry: sound. Since 1927, film lovers everywhere have had the joy of hearing words that make us laugh, cry, scream, and dream. And we’ve repeated those words time and time again, striving to share the wonderful feelings that a good movie can evoke. Collect here are 100 quotes from some of the best movies of all time, quotes that time and time again can serve to remind us all of some of the most beautiful moments in cinema history. MEET THE AUTHOR Alexandra Townsend is a recent graduate of the University of Vermont. She enjoys learning and writing about feminism, LGBT stuff, comic books, fairy tales, and tons of other things. EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK Has there ever been a subject that humanity has been more obsessed about than love? Cinema history certainly wouldn’t lead you to believe otherwise. From the early nickelodeons to the IMAX screens of today audiences the world over have delighted in watching the trials romance, whether they be tragic or triumphant. Here are twenty quotes from some of the greatest cinematic romances of all time. 1. “The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.” (Audrey Hepburn, My Fair Lady) 2. “Oh stop it, Charlie, we’ve been through all that. I’m certainly not going to outlive you and that’s all there is to it.” (Katharine Hepburn, The African Queen) 3. “Ditto.” (Demi Moore, Ghost) Buy a copy to keep reading!

Book All the Best Lines

Download or read book All the Best Lines written by George Tiffin and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 724 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pithy put-downs, hard-boiled snarlings, words of love and regret... All the Best Lines presents 500 memorable movie quotes, embracing both one-liners ('My name is Pussy Galore') and slices of snappy dialogue from pictures as diverse as When Harry Met Sally and Pulp Fiction. Arranged under such timeless themes as Dreams, Friends, Libido and Memories, the quotes juxtapose films and stars from every era and every genre. Dotted throughout the text are feature capsules focusing on themes and stories in the movies from Goldwynisms to Mae West, plus a generous scattering of cinema anecdotes, making the book both a joy to browse and an authoritative reference. Lavishly illustrated with full-colour photographs, All the Best Lines will delight and entertain you in equal measure, reacquainting you with your favourite movies and introducing you to some forgotten classics.

Book I Shouldn t Even Be Doing This

Download or read book I Shouldn t Even Be Doing This written by Bob Newhart and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2006-09-19 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.

Book Winning with One Liners

    Book Details:
  • Author : Pat Williams
  • Publisher : HCI
  • Release : 2002-08-15
  • ISBN : 9780757300578
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Winning with One Liners written by Pat Williams and published by HCI. This book was released on 2002-08-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is power. Nothing livens up a presentation like well-placed jokes, which can take an audience from bored disinterest to rapt attention in seconds. In this ultimate collection of one-liners, author Pat Williams, one of the country's top motivational and inspirational speakers and senior vice president of the Orlando Magic, shares the jokes he has been using to win over audiences for over forty years. Arranged into more than 200 categories—from airlines and politics to world conditions and zoos—these 3,400 battle-tested funnies, delivered before a rich variety of audiences, will keep readers roaring. While many other joke books offer material that is either not very funny or off-color, Winning with One-Liners provides clean, wholesome entertainment for all audiences. Sometimes we all need a good laugh, and Pat Williams shows how to do it right in this indispensable book for all speakers.

Book The 1000 Best Quotes Of All Time

Download or read book The 1000 Best Quotes Of All Time written by Paul Brown and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-06 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get into minds of the greatest people in human historyThe easiest way to get into minds of people, see how they think and what they believe is by reading their quotes. For explaining how much quotes are important is no better way than by a quote..."Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for." - Socrates They are really fast tool for gaining knowledge because they are mostly short, so you get only core and the main takeaway. Quotes are very beneficial and they can change you life. This book provides 1000 best quotes of all time that are most likely to inspire you make your life better. DOWNLOAD:: 1000 Best Quotes Of All Time In the book "1000 Best Quotes Of All Time" are written quotes from every area of life like: Inspiration Motivation Life Wisdom Success Happiness Family Leadership Relationship Education And much, much more! Would You Like To Know More?Scroll to the top of the page and select the buy button. Tags: quotes, motivational quotes, friendship quotes, life quotes, love quotes, funny quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes, happiness quotes, quotes about life, quotes about love, positive quotes, cute quotes, smile quotes, happy quotes, good quotes, Inspirational, Motivational, Love, Funny, Wisdom, Success, Happiness, Life, Change, Smile, Friendship, Positive, Education, Relationship, Family, Birthday, Leadership

Book HOW TO WIN FRIENDS   INFLUENCE PEOPLE

Download or read book HOW TO WIN FRIENDS INFLUENCE PEOPLE written by Dale Carnegie and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-11-26 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dale Carnegie's 'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is a timeless self-help classic that explores the art of building successful relationships through effective communication. Written in a straightforward and engaging style, Carnegie's book provides practical advice on how to enhance social skills, improve leadership qualities, and achieve personal and professional success. The book is a must-read for anyone looking to navigate social dynamics and connect with others in a meaningful way, making it a valuable resource in today's interconnected world. With anecdotal examples and actionable tips, Carnegie's work resonates with readers of all ages and backgrounds, making it a popular choice for personal development and growth. Carnegie's ability to distill complex social principles into simple, actionable steps sets this book apart as a timeless guide for building lasting relationships and influencing others positively. Readers will benefit from Carnegie's wisdom and insight, gaining valuable tools to navigate social interactions and achieve success in their personal and professional lives.

Book Wonder

    Book Details:
  • Author : R. J. Palacio
  • Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
  • Release : 2012-02-14
  • ISBN : 037589988X
  • Pages : 322 pages

Download or read book Wonder written by R. J. Palacio and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-02-14 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Millions of people have fallen in love with Auggie Pullman, an ordinary boy with an extraordinary face—who shows us that kindness brings us together no matter how far apart we are. Read the book that inspired the Choose Kind movement, a major motion picture, and the critically acclaimed graphic novel White Bird. And don't miss R.J. Palacio's highly anticipated new novel, Pony, available now! I won't describe what I look like. Whatever you're thinking, it's probably worse. August Pullman was born with a facial difference that, up until now, has prevented him from going to a mainstream school. Starting 5th grade at Beecher Prep, he wants nothing more than to be treated as an ordinary kid—but his new classmates can’t get past Auggie’s extraordinary face. Beginning from Auggie’s point of view and expanding to include his classmates, his sister, her boyfriend, and others, the perspectives converge to form a portrait of one community’s struggle with empathy, compassion, and acceptance. In a world where bullying among young people is an epidemic, this is a refreshing new narrative full of heart and hope. R.J. Palacio has called her debut novel “a meditation on kindness” —indeed, every reader will come away with a greater appreciation for the simple courage of friendship. Auggie is a hero to root for, a diamond in the rough who proves that you can’t blend in when you were born to stand out.

Book The Power of One

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  • Author : Bryce Courtenay
  • Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
  • Release : 2011-05-20
  • ISBN : 1459620836
  • Pages : 442 pages

Download or read book The Power of One written by Bryce Courtenay and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First with your head and then with your heart ...So says Hoppie Groenewald, boxing champion, to a seven-year-old boy who dreams of being the welterweight champion of the world. For the young Peekay, its a piece of advice he will carry with him thr...

Book Fahrenheit 451

    Book Details:
  • Author : Ray Bradbury
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2003-09-23
  • ISBN : 0743247221
  • Pages : 217 pages

Download or read book Fahrenheit 451 written by Ray Bradbury and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-09-23 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in the future when "firemen" burn books forbidden by the totalitarian "brave new world" regime.