Download or read book Suck My Dick Please and Thank You written by Juto Note and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-06-13 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's truth and laughter all across the front of a blank lined notebook/ gag gift! This one-of-a-kind notebook is crafted like a 116 page paperback book. Each page contains a line format that's a bit bigger than the ever-familiar college rule format, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This notebook also has an awesome softcover with a neat matte finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)
Download or read book Notebook Journal Dot Grid Blank Cornell Line 120 Pages 7 X10 written by Funny Journal and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: - 3 Patterns 120 Pages including : Cornell Paper 10 Pages , Dot Grid 40 Pages , Lined 40 Pages , Blank 30 Pages - Perfect for making lists, creating poetry, or writing down your life reflections - High-quality -- Matte cover for a professional finish - Perfect size at 7"x10" --Perfect Size for notebook - Fountain pen friendly - Made in USA
Download or read book Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious Recipes written by Gags And Giggles and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious RecipesInappropriate Funny Blank Joke Notebook Disguised As A Real Paperback Gag Novelty Gift 6"x9" Sidesplitting, unsuitable and downright offensive, this shocking, novelty journal notebook is the perfect gag gift. The cover is guaranteed to raised eyebrows and side-eyes. Play a prank on a friend, family member or co-worker who loves to cook or bake. Be prepared to either hear "loads" of laughter or to be smacked! Watch the reaction of people as pull this notebook out of your purse, laptop bag, work tote or book bag. The notebook can be used to take notes, doodle, sketch, brainstorm, etc.Gift this hilarious blank notebook journal as a Christmas, birthday, wedding or anniversary or just because gift. Features: Size: 6" x 9" College-ruled 110 pages Quality white paper Easy to clean glossy cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Easy to carry Made in USA Scroll up and click "Buy Now" or "Add To Cart" to purchase now. This is a blank notebook with no content.
Download or read book Funny in Farsi written by Firoozeh Dumas and published by Random House. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Finalist for the PEN/USA Award in Creative Nonfiction, the Thurber Prize for American Humor, and the Audie Award in Biography/Memoir This Random House Reader’s Circle edition includes a reading group guide and a conversation between Firoozeh Dumas and Khaled Hosseini, author of The Kite Runner! “Remarkable . . . told with wry humor shorn of sentimentality . . . In the end, what sticks with the reader is an exuberant immigrant embrace of America.”—San Francisco Chronicle In 1972, when she was seven, Firoozeh Dumas and her family moved from Iran to Southern California, arriving with no firsthand knowledge of this country beyond her father’s glowing memories of his graduate school years here. More family soon followed, and the clan has been here ever since. Funny in Farsi chronicles the American journey of Dumas’s wonderfully engaging family: her engineer father, a sweetly quixotic dreamer who first sought riches on Bowling for Dollars and in Las Vegas, and later lost his job during the Iranian revolution; her elegant mother, who never fully mastered English (nor cared to); her uncle, who combated the effects of American fast food with an army of miraculous American weight-loss gadgets; and Firoozeh herself, who as a girl changed her name to Julie, and who encountered a second wave of culture shock when she met and married a Frenchman, becoming part of a one-couple melting pot. In a series of deftly drawn scenes, we watch the family grapple with American English (hot dogs and hush puppies?—a complete mystery), American traditions (Thanksgiving turkey?—an even greater mystery, since it tastes like nothing), and American culture (Firoozeh’s parents laugh uproariously at Bob Hope on television, although they don’t get the jokes even when she translates them into Farsi). Above all, this is an unforgettable story of identity, discovery, and the power of family love. It is a book that will leave us all laughing—without an accent. Praise for Funny in Farsi “Heartfelt and hilarious—in any language.”—Glamour “A joyful success.”—Newsday “What’s charming beyond the humor of this memoir is that it remains affectionate even in the weakest, most tenuous moments for the culture. It’s the brilliance of true sophistication at work.”—Los Angeles Times Book Review “Often hilarious, always interesting . . . Like the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, this book describes with humor the intersection and overlapping of two cultures.”—The Providence Journal “A humorous and introspective chronicle of a life filled with love—of family, country, and heritage.”—Jimmy Carter “Delightfully refreshing.”—Milwaukee Journal Sentinel “[Funny in Farsi] brings us closer to discovering what it means to be an American.”—San Jose Mercury News
Download or read book Best 3rd Grade Teacher written by Ellie Doodle and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have an awesome 3rd grade teacher? Is your teacher the greatest of and do you want to express how you feel about him or her? This journal is for that awesome third grade teacher to write down all of his or her amazing interesting ideas and thoughts. Great for: - Teacher Appreciation Gift - Gratitude/Thank You Gift - Describe what an awesome teacher is - Birthday and Celebration Notebook Present Features include: - Made in the USA - 6x9 inch Notebook - 118 blank lined pages - Beautiful Matte finish - Professional cover This journal has plenty of pages to: - write down new ideas - create stories - keep track of stuff - make notes in school and more! Scroll up and click the buy button and get one for yourself and your favorite dog lover today! Grab my other covers too! Just click my name, Ellie Doodle (in blue) to see them.
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Download or read book Underland A Deep Time Journey written by Robert Macfarlane and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2019-06-04 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Bestseller • New York Times "100 Notable Books of the Year" • NPR "Favorite Books of 2019" • Guardian "100 Best Books of the 21st Century" • Winner of the National Outdoor Book Award "Mesmerizing…Underland is a portal of light in dark times." —Terry Tempest Williams, New York Times Book Review In Underland, Robert Macfarlane delivers an epic exploration of the Earth’s underworlds as they exist in myth, literature, memory, and the land itself. Traveling through the dizzying expanse of geologic time—from prehistoric art in Norwegian sea caves, to the blue depths of the Greenland ice cap, to a deep-sunk "hiding place" where nuclear waste will be stored for 100,000 years to come—Underland takes us on an extraordinary journey into our relationship with darkness, burial, and what lies beneath the surface of both place and mind. Global in its geography and written with great lyricism, Underland speaks powerfully to our present moment. At once ancient and urgent, this is a book that will change the way you see the world.
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Download or read book I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter written by Erika L. Sánchez and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Book Award Finalist! Instant New York Times Bestseller! The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian meets Jane the Virgin in this poignant but often laugh-out-loud funny contemporary YA about losing a sister and finding yourself amid the pressures, expectations, and stereotypes of growing up in a Mexican-American home. Perfect Mexican daughters do not go away to college. And they do not move out of their parents’ house after high school graduation. Perfect Mexican daughters never abandon their family. But Julia is not your perfect Mexican daughter. That was Olga’s role. Then a tragic accident on the busiest street in Chicago leaves Olga dead and Julia left behind to reassemble the shattered pieces of her family. And no one seems to acknowledge that Julia is broken, too. Instead, her mother seems to channel her grief into pointing out every possible way Julia has failed. But it’s not long before Julia discovers that Olga might not have been as perfect as everyone thought. With the help of her best friend Lorena, and her first love, first everything boyfriend Connor, Julia is determined to find out. Was Olga really what she seemed? Or was there more to her sister’s story? And either way, how can Julia even attempt to live up to a seemingly impossible ideal? “Alive and crackling—a gritty tale wrapped in a page-turner. ”—The New York Times “Unique and fresh.” —Entertainment Weekly “A standout.” —NPR
Download or read book Wtf Notebook written by Dreed Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dreed Books is a Series of Planners, Password Books and Notebooks. Designed with passion and style. Products for people with character and sense of humor. We present a unique series of notebooks with characteristic covers. If you want to stand out from the crowd this Notebooks is sure to be what you need. This high-quality journal notebook can serve as an all-purpose notebook that is handy for everyday use. You can use it as a place to keep your daily to-do lists, keep track of appointments, doodle, journal, keep notes, and much more! This book includes: 6 x 9 inch 110 Pages College Ruled Line 110 pages Full wrap around cover design Name and contact page With this notebook, the possibilities are endless. FOLLOW US
Download or read book Chaos Coordinator written by June & Lucy and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-15 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - TIME MANAGEMENT - ORGANIZATION The perfect notebook to keep track of your daily, weekly or monthly tasks, chores and responsibilities in a simple, organized manner. Each page has two columns of 13 standard checkboxes as well as a priority box to highlight your top 8 tasks, paired with a full page dot matrix layout for additional notes and memos. Product Details: High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Premium matte-finish cover design Perfect for all writing mediums Large format 6.0" x 9.0" (approximately A5) pages
Download or read book The Peruvian Notebooks written by Braulio Mu–oz and published by University of Arizona Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although Antonio Alday Gutierrez dreams of great success when coming to America, he accepts work as a security guard at a shopping mall and lives in a modest apartment. To soften the bleak reality of his disappointing life, Antonio invents a privileged Peruvian past to mislead his new American friends. He also sends letters to his family in Peru boasting of a thriving business and large home. This double deception leads Antonio to commit an act of desperation to conceal the drab reality of his new American life. Told in a series of flashbacks, letters, and excerpts from notebooks, this epistolary novel takes readers on a cultural and spiritual journey, touching on themes of self-identity, memory, border crossing, and death. Munoz layers the narrative with various voices, times, and places to offer a profound vision of the immigrant experience. One of the first immigrant stories told from the Peruvian point of view, this novel provides a portrait of ambition, self-deception, and acceptance.
Download or read book Computerworld written by and published by . This book was released on 1993-12-20 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For more than 40 years, Computerworld has been the leading source of technology news and information for IT influencers worldwide. Computerworld's award-winning Web site (Computerworld.com), twice-monthly publication, focused conference series and custom research form the hub of the world's largest global IT media network.
Download or read book Kid s Box American English Level 3 Teacher s Edition written by Melanie Williams and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2010-12-23 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kid's Box is a six-level course for young learners. Bursting with bright ideas to inspire both teachers and students, Kid's Box American English gives children a confident start to learning English. It also fully covers the syllabus for the Cambridge Young Learners English (YLE) tests. The Teacher's Edition contains comprehensive notes, as well as extra activities and classroom ideas to inspire both teachers and students. Level 3 begins the Movers cycle (CEF level A1).
Download or read book American Taboo written by Lauren Rosewarne and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's often-unspoken morality codes make many topics taboo in "the land of the free." This book analyzes hundreds of popular culture examples to expose how the media both avoids and alludes to how we derive pleasure from our bodies. Flatulence ... male nudity ... abortion ... masturbation: these are just a few of the taboo topics in the United States. What do culturally enforced silences about certain subjects say about our society—and our latent fears? This work provides a broad yet detailed overview of popular culture's most avoided topics to explain why they remain off-limits and examines how they are presented in contemporary media—or, in many cases, delicately explored using euphemism and innuendo. The author offers fascinating, in-depth analysis of the meaning behind these portrayals of a variety of both mundane and provocative taboos, and identifies how new television programs, films, and advertising campaigns intentionally violate longstanding cultural taboos to gain an edge in the marketplace.
Download or read book Up There written by Susan Combs and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-01-18 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A horseback ride on a summer day becomes the adventure of a lifetime for two friends in a post apocalyptic world. Spared from nuclear devastation, but stranded high in the Sawtooth Mountains of central Idaho, the two must deal with their grief as they struggle to survive alone in the wilderness. Wil, an egotistical, middle-aged doctor loves a challenge and has the skills to keep them alive. Kayla, a young wife and mother is devastated by the loss of her family and has never spent more than a few nights in the great outdoors. Can they learn to understand and depend on each other as they ride through the mountains to what they hope will be a new beginning? This is a story about loss and courage, hurt and healing. It follows Wil and Kayla as they discover the strength to piece together their shattered lives and open their hearts to each other. Most of all, it is proof that a loving God will not abandon His children in their time of need, and that faith conquers all.
Download or read book The Ugly Truth written by Jill Orr and published by Prospect Park Books. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's been a shocking double murder in Tuttle Corner, Virginia, involving high-profile players from Washington D.C. This brings national attention—and big-city competition for the story—to junior reporter Riley Ellison's little corner of the world. Beloved café owner Rosalee is the prime suspect in the violent crimes, but she insists on her innocence. In exchange for protection, Rosalee gives Riley and her fellow reporter Holman exclusive information that incriminates a powerful person. Meanwhile, Personal Romance ConciergeTM Regina H. is back, offering once-again-single Riley not just online dating expertise but also a new subscription self-care service that promises such benefits as "the sensation of emotional bravery on a micromolecular level." Riley and Holman eventually begin to wonder if Rosalee is telling the truth. They head down separate investigative paths until one of them finds the truth... and one of them finds the killer. This third installment in the Riley Ellison mystery series is rich with all the suspense, humor, small-town charm, and captivating characters that made the first two books a hit with critics and fans alike.
