Download or read book Love You For Putting Up with My Farty Bottom written by Media Gift Kb and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-13 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you Looking for a special gift for the person that you truly love? This Funny and Romantic Lined Notebookis is the one this is a funny Gift for Valentine's Day, Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary, Lined Pages to Write in Premium lined notebook - 110 Pages Beautifully printed cover design Sheet size: 6" x 9" Makes great gift for her on Valentine's Day, Birthday or Anniversary Writing lines printed on both sides of the page Popular lined notebook great for journaling or daily note-taking
Download or read book I Love You For Putting Up with My Farty Bottom written by Andrew Brad MacDonald and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ahoy there, mateys! Valentine's Day is just around the corner and there isn't much time left to purchase the perfect present for some valentines day romance. Get organised and have your valentines day gift to hand. You've bought other gifts before and the recipient's reaction went well beyond your expectations, so why not try a book this time around? Take our advice and give the gift of our Blush Notebook this Valentine's Day, the perfect way to to show how much your special someone means to you. Five reasons you'll (and your special someone!) love our Blush Notebook: It's perfect for anyone who wants to send more than a Valentine ́s card dedicate it to the one you love with a unique text on the first page 100 pages Blush Notes encourages you to bring your best self to every time and every day. Perfect portable size 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Premium matt cover
Download or read book I Love You For Putting Up With My Farty Bottom written by Lauren Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-16 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny notebook makes a great gag gift for a wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or crush. There is ample room inside for writing notes and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, journal, diary or composition book. This paperback notebook is 6" x 9" and has 110 lined pages (55 sheets). Get your copy now!
Download or read book Super Farty Pants written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
Download or read book My New Roots written by Sarah Britton and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 585 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At long last, Sarah Britton, called the “queen bee of the health blogs” by Bon Appétit, reveals 100 gorgeous, all-new plant-based recipes in her debut cookbook, inspired by her wildly popular blog. Every month, half a million readers—vegetarians, vegans, paleo followers, and gluten-free gourmets alike—flock to Sarah’s adaptable and accessible recipes that make powerfully healthy ingredients simply irresistible. My New Roots is the ultimate guide to revitalizing one’s health and palate, one delicious recipe at a time: no fad diets or gimmicks here. Whether readers are newcomers to natural foods or are already devotees, they will discover how easy it is to eat healthfully and happily when whole foods and plants are at the center of every plate.
Download or read book Boys Love Forts written by Jimmy James Jr. and published by Jimmy James Jr.. This book was released on 2022-03-10 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My 4th book in the series "A Time Before Facebook" about childhood life in Bonners Ferry, Idaho. Excellent reading for young adults, and older adults that are still young at heart.
Download or read book I Love You at the Right Time written by Father Meng and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Claudia was popular in the upper class of Turin. She flirted with every men, but only went to bed with Rowan.Rowan, the president of the Group, was a real nobility in the city.People say that Claudia was a mangy toad who has polluted Rowan, this white swan.After sex, she clung on his chest, smiling ingenuously： "Am I polluting you?"He kissed her lips with a smile, "We are in the same boat."He'd always known what she was up to. Love was only an illusion. She loved money more than she loved him.They were entangled for seven years, and he thought he had at least a seat in her heart, until she used their child as leverage to seek the position of Mrs. Wen."Claudia, I'll take your body. As for your rotten heart, I don't care!" This is Book 6 of I Love You at the Right Time(9 books).
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Download or read book Love Found Love Lost written by Esther Jane Berman and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-01-10 with total page 892 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fun and helpful book is one's girl's autobiography. She grew with many of life's experiences meeting all kinds of people from all walks of life. Learn how to keep the love of friendship strong and well in spite of the odds. Learn how to experience nature and reap its benfits. Learn the nature of true love. The main reason we lose love is because it was not true love to begin with. Then there are people who come into our lives to give us temporary help. They serve a good pupose, but these relationships usually fade when the help is no longer needed. Her first husband claimed to love her, but he did not show it. He was seldom home. The heroine shows how to get what you want when you want something so badly. She reaches her goals against all odds. Nothing stops her from getting an education. Her love for the French language came to her quite by chance. She seized the opportunity to learn French and fell in love with it. The heroine's son also learned how to cope with life's problems. Like his mother, he beat the bullies without lifting a finger. He has the gift of gab. His mother has the gift of writing. He can talk to anyone anytime about anything. His mother will write down every happening. She is also his confindant and ally against a sometimes cruel world. He is an only child, but he is not spoiled. As you will see, he is quite an actor. You will laugh through the book. At times, you may cry, but not for long. The book is up beat with a little drama as lfe unfolds. So hold onto your seat for the ride of your life.
Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Download or read book Rose Rose I Love You written by Zhenhe Wang and published by Columbia University Press. This book was released on 1998 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An English-language school for prostitutes opens in Taiwan. It is the brainchild of a pimp who is keen to improve service for American soldiers on R & R from the Vietnam War. A first novel.
Download or read book Arrivals written by Adrienne Bellamy and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-11-22 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Arrivals, Greer, is a woman with THE master plan. After the painful death of her husband and one true love, this successful graphic artist has decided to take a walk on the wild side and date whoever she wants, whenever she wants and will not allow a small thing such as marital status to deter her. Her rules are strict, organized, definitely self-serving and well worth the trouble. Greer has all her bases covered until she meets a man who challenges her game plan. Reba and Doug are happily married but their joyful and peaceful life is interrupted by a mischievous teenager and an ex-husband who won't stay gone. When Reba's ex-husband Johnny threatens to disrupt their happy home, one of Reba's sister friends comes to the rescue with a plan of her own. Her exposure enables Reba and Doug to maintain their blissful existence and ultimately survive the challenges of blending two families. Terri has hired a new housekeeper, Harvey. When she signed on to hire Harvey she had no idea she was also inheriting his drinking problem, his landlord and his incessant phobias. Harvey thinks he's a hot gay blade who has a fantasy that includes exterminating Terri's home of imaginary creatures. Harvey's landlord is clearly taking advantage of him—that is until Terri decides to teach her who the master manipulator really is. Lenora, whom you adored in Bellamy’s novel, Departures has a new occupation. She has founded the Life After Death program for death row inmates who wish to donate their organs. The convicts are all interesting characters in and of themselves—however, their stories are both surprising and shocking. Alas dear Amber has become a typical teenager. When Amber finds out she is in line to inherit a sizeable amount of money, she becomes hell-bent on circumventing her adopted father Horace's involvement and obtaining the money directly. Her plan is to live large and flex a little "bling-bling,” regardless of Horace's objections. Amber misjudges the consequences of going it alone and of course, pays a price she never would have expected. The folks of Departures and Connecting are at it again, but this time with added characters who are just as funny, realistic and down to earth as the originals.
Download or read book You Have to Say I m Pretty You re My Mother written by Stephanie Pierson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-05 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a mix of wisdom, insight, empathy, humor, and practical advice, this book is a much-needed resource for mothers who are trying to help their daughters navigate the difficult teenage years.
Download or read book American Taboo written by Lauren Rosewarne and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's often-unspoken morality codes make many topics taboo in "the land of the free." This book analyzes hundreds of popular culture examples to expose how the media both avoids and alludes to how we derive pleasure from our bodies. Flatulence ... male nudity ... abortion ... masturbation: these are just a few of the taboo topics in the United States. What do culturally enforced silences about certain subjects say about our societyand our latent fears? This work provides a broad yet detailed overview of popular culture's most avoided topics to explain why they remain off-limits and examines how they are presented in contemporary mediaor, in many cases, delicately explored using euphemism and innuendo. The author offers fascinating, in-depth analysis of the meaning behind these portrayals of a variety of both mundane and provocative taboos, and identifies how new television programs, films, and advertising campaigns intentionally violate longstanding cultural taboos to gain an edge in the marketplace.
Download or read book The Midnight Warriors written by Nirmani Walpola and published by Emerald Books. This book was released on 2021-06-30 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two teens try to balance their lives as regular middle schoolers with their sworn obligation to save the world . . . Clara, the most popular girl in school, and Damien, an antisocial prankster, have nothing in common except that they’re been best friends forever. But each of them withholds a secret from the other: that they are teenage assassins in a secret organization. In fact, it’s the same secret organization, and their alter egos are bitter enemies. Hiding under a mask your whole life can flip the world upside down, and that’s what happens to Clara when she finds out Damien’s missing. Clara realizes that he is in the hands of General Skylock, her assassin organization’s fiercest enemy. Now Clara must either surrender or face her friend’s death . . ./
Download or read book Shut Em Down Series 2 written by Shakalot High Entertainment and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Din Din Book of No Nonsense Poetry 2 written by Diane Sytarchuk-Kent and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 664 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is meant to be a pleasure for all to read. It is meant to be a help for both people with cognitive difficulties and their caregivers. There may be useful ideas to caregivers. The people with impairments will finally have something they can readily understand (the pictures or social stories). The poetry may or may not make sense. The ideas are brought forth in a way as to give understanding to the social aspect behind the words. The author is trying to give back to the world for all the help she has received in this area.
