Download or read book Lmao Joke Book written by K. J. Ester and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-26 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning! Reading this book while drinking a beverage, driving, or setting bear traps may very well be dangerous. This is NOT the typical joke book where one out of twenty jokes will get a chuckle. I have scoured the internet, read other books and picked the brains of the funniest people I know in search of jokes that are actually funny.
Download or read book Humor is Tremendous written by Charlie E. Jones and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.
Download or read book Little Johnny Sarcasm and Wit written by John Laird and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-03 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those not familiar with Little Johnny, he cleverly exemplifies some of the more sarcastic qualities of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, Bart from The Simpsons, or any one of the South Park characters. While a casual observer might mistake his sarcasm as youthful ignorance, a closer look reveals just how calculated his wit can be. And it's this wit that has yet to be made collectively available to humor enthusiasts...until now. Little Johnny Sarcasm and Wit is the result of an exhaustive search around the world (wide web, mostly), countless hours sifting through archives (unsolicited email, mostly), and documenting renowned comedians (wannabes, mostly). The immediate fallout of this undertaking was quite rough around the edges, but through shrewd editing emerged a hearty collection of the most whimsical Little Johnny anecdotes available each having a unique ebb and flow.
Download or read book The Millennial Joke Book written by Ken Habarta and published by de Facto. This book was released on 2014-04-14 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first joke book of its kind to put an entire generation in the comedy crosshairs. Also known as Generation Y, the Millennials - people born between 1979 and 1996 - are the natural target for this volume of Millennial-sized jokes. Just as important are the marketers who dream up these labels in the first place.
Download or read book Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!" Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."
Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes written by Efron Alan Hirsch and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-12 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I believe in funny things, funny people, funny places, and a funny life. The fact of the matter is that humor and laughter are essential for our well-being and in order to maintain a high quality of life. Thus, the jokes in this book, which are specifically all knock knock jokes are nothing but the best of the best knock jokes in the world! These jokes were all gathered from real people who tell real knock knock jokes and who love knock knock jokes. I myself am a knock knock joke fanatic, and I'm always up for a good knock knock joke any day of week, any time of day! All of this said, a good knock knock joke does not only consist of the joke itself, but the way in which the joke is told. Therefore, I encourage you to try telling these jokes in different ways, try speaking at different speeds and using different tones of voice until you find the way that seems to work best for you, but most of all have fun! I wish you many hours of fun and laughter with the knock knock jokes contained in this book, they have definitely reshaped my life, and I truly hope they reshape yours and bring you many hours of pleasure telling and laughing at these super funny jokes! Enjoy!
Download or read book LoL written by Johnny Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOL! Funny Jokes for Kids Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. It also includes some fun games and puzzles too. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 101 funny jokes for kids Excellent for early readers Includes fun games and puzzles Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Short jokes, cheesy jokes, animal jokes, and MORE! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do cars do at a party? A: Brake dance! HAHA! Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snow bank! LOL! Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! HAHA! Q: What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days! LOL! Q: What did the stamp say to the letter? A: I've become attached to you! HAHA! Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: He was feeling crummy! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of awesome jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
Download or read book Here s the Deal written by Howie Mandel and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2010-09-28 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER An engaging no-holds-barred memoir that reveals Howie Mandel’s ongoing struggle with OCD and ADHD—and how it has shaped his life Howie Mandel is one of the most recognizable names in entertainment. But there are aspects of his personal and professional life he’s never talked about publicly—until now. Twelve years ago, Mandel first told the world about his “germophobia.” He’s recently started discussing his adult ADHD as well. Now, for the first time, he reveals the details of his struggle with these challenging disorders. He speaks candidly about the ways his condition has affected his personal life—as a son, husband, and father of three. Along the way, the versatile performer reveals “the deal” behind his remarkable rise through the show-business ranks, sharing never-before-told anecdotes about his career. As heartfelt as it is hilarious, Here’s the Deal: Don’t Touch Me is the story of one man’s effort to draw comic inspiration out of his darkest, most vulnerable places.
Download or read book Lol written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-18 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny and Hilarious Jokes and Riddles for Kids Makes a fantastic birthday present, stocking stuffer, or gift for kids and jokes lovers! Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this awesome collection of jokes and riddles with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny jokes, riddles, wordplay, and humor. Also available in EBOOK and AUDIOBOOK format Joke book #2 in the Laugh Out Loud Series 150+ funny and hilarious jokes and riddles Excellent for reading aloud with friends and family Makes the perfect gift for early and beginning readers "Another instant classic joke book by the world-renowned comedian, Johnny B. Laughing" From the book... Q: What fish make the best sandwiches? A: A peanut butter and jellyfish! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequacker! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? A: Kermit the Fog! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date! ♦ ♦ ♦ Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs in the snow? A: Slush puppies! Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between. Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing-out-loud today!
Download or read book The REALLY Funny LOL Joke Book For Kids written by Mickey Macintyre and published by Bell & MacKenzie Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The REALLY Funny LOL! Joke Book For Kids. Over 200 side splitting, rib tickling jokes that will have you laughing out loud from beginning to end. Joke books are a great way to help kids read for fun, practice their skills of perception & humour and boost their social confidence. Plus with the Top Ten Tips for telling the best jokes, kids will love perfecting their delivery skills in front of an audience...even if that's only mum or dad, Auntie Betty or the family dog!....all of whom we're sure will be chuckling with laughter. Click on the cover to take a peek at some of the hilarious kids jokes included in this book. About The Author: Mickey MacIntyre is a dad to 4 young kids ranging from 4-11 years all of whom have their very own unique sense of humour and can't resist making up their very own jokes, many of which are included in this collection. You might also like: The REALLY Funny Knock! Knock! Joke Book For Kids The REALLY Funnny Doctor! Doctor! Joke Book For Kids
Download or read book The Bet written by Rachel Van Dyken and published by Forever. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Indulge in this "laugh-out-loud" (Jill Shalvis) #1 New York Times bestseller about two childhood enemies who--decades later--discover that there is a fine line between love and hate. "I have a proposition for you." Kacey should have run the minute those words left Seattle millionaire Jake Titus's mouth. It's been years since Kacey's seen her childhood friend Jake, but the minute Jake mentions his ill grandmother, Kacey is ready to do anything for the sweet old woman. And if that means pretending they're engaged for her sake--so be it. But Kacey wasn't counting on Jake's older brother Travis still being there. She calls him "Satan" for a reason: she's never forgotten the way he teased and taunted her. Yet when they meet again, Travis's gorgeous smile is a direct hit to her heart . . . and Kacey's more confused than ever. As the days pass, only one thing starts to become alarmingly clear--she never should have accepted Jake's deal.
Download or read book Lol Jokes written by Craig Yoe and published by Arcadia Pub (Sc). This book was released on 2021-04-26 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bursting with laugh-out-loud jokes and fun facts, LOL Jokes: Los Angeles combines the best of humor and history for young readers Inspired by all the wonderful sights, sounds, and . . . smells of the City of Angels, this local joke book delivers kid-friendly punchlines that will have readers laughing 'til they cry Alongside hilarious jokes and puns are fascinating facts, goofy tidbits of local history, and engaging graphics that will keep readers chuckling and sharing with friends. LOL Jokes: Los Angeles is sure to deliver hours of knee-slapping entertainment. What L.A plant fits in your hand? A palm tree Fun Factoid: The iconic Los Angeles palm tree is actually a native of India or Southeast Africa.
Download or read book Dirty Sick X Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Constable. This book was released on 2005-10-13 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.
Download or read book ROFL written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn t Have the Ability written by Ron White and published by New American Library. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to the page, White (affectionately known as RTater SaladS) delivers the laughs in his distinctive and beloved down-home style.
Download or read book The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft written by Kathryn Paulsen and published by Signet Book. This book was released on 1980 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compiled from ancient as well as modern sources, this is a unique guide to the practice of witchcraft around the world. From magic stones and herbs to theories and spells, all the forbidden arts are here for anyone interested in magi c--black, white, or gray!
Download or read book How Hard Can It Be written by Robyn Peterman and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 335 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An “outrageous, profane, hilarious, sexy and all kinds of wacky” romantic comedy from theNew York Times bestselling author of Size Matters (Michelle Rowen, national bestselling author). What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with . . . Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I’ve embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance? Leave it to me to wind up in a group of porno writing grannies who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist I didn’t commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I’ve found my calling after all . . . “A zany over-the-top rompfest.”—Lexi George, author of Demon Hunting with a Sexy Ex “The most f*cked-up bag of wonderful crazy ever.”—Dear Author “If readers are in the mood for hilarious kinkiness woven through a fun romance, then this is the book to try.”—Long and Short Reviews (4 stars)
