Download or read book Let s Do Butt Stuff written by Delilah Dallas and published by Precocious Pixie Publishing. This book was released on 2016-05-18 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Becky was excited to be home alone with Benjamin for a whole week. She planned lots of fun stuff for them to do together. She expected some amazing sex, but everything went wrong.
Download or read book Monster Match written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2022-11-18 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She met a hot reanimated dead guy at a monster speed dating event. Then things really got weird… Lucy West wasn’t looking for a husband at the Monster Match. She was just there to admire some gothic architecture and score a free meal. Then she met him. Viktor Adamovic defied science. Literally. He was amonster who’d been stitched together from multiple, um, donors and resurrected centuries ago. Lucy liked him immediately. But the protective, possessive beast he kept leashed beneath his polished exterior? She wanted that guy in a big way. Then the weirdness really hit the fan when he proposed a marriage of convenience. To her! It seemed like the perfect solution to her problems and his. And in a fairy tale, that would’ve been their happy ending. Too bad this wasn’t that kind of story. Because when the ghosts of Viktor’s past come calling, Lucy realizes she’s no princess—and if she wants her happily ever after with the monster of her dreams, she’s going to have to fight for it…and him… Monster Match is a standalone, paranormal, sweet but spicy, cozy fantasy romance about a cinnamon-roll monster and the curvy, snarky heroine who steals his heart. It’s a feel-good romance with plenty of witty banter and rescue dogs (because what book is complete without dogs?) Download today and get ready to fall for Viktor and Lucy. Monster romance, fantasy romance, fantasy monster romance, fun steamy romance, romantic comedy, rom com, sweet but spicy, spicy romance, steamy monster romance, paranormal monster romance, monster romance novels, paranormal romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, nerdy heroine, witty banter, fantasy romance novel, fantasy romance fiction, paranormal fantasy, Frankenstein retelling, adult fantasy romance novels, light romance fantasy, smutty fantasy romance novels, sci fi fantasy romance, science fiction romance, romantic science fiction
Download or read book Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat written by Peter Walsh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-02-01 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In much the same way that a cluttered home can stop you from living your best life, it can also sabotage your best efforts at controlling your weight. Most people who diet don't just go on one diet and succeed; they go on three or five or ten. And for most people, the diets fail because most diets are only about losing weight - they don't drill down into why you are carrying that weight around and why you want to lose it. In his years as a professional organiser, Walsh found time and time again that people hid their real problems behind their "stuff." Peter believes that the secret to understanding how you got here and how to fix it all starts with one simple question: "Are you living the life you imagined?" Weight loss is much simpler when you can focus not on the excess baggage of the kilos, but on how your weight is holding you back from being the person of your dreams. Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat?will show you how to redefine your relationship to what you own and consume, and in so doing, redefine how you live your life. Once you understand the reasons behind the clutter and chaos in your home and your eating habits, you can take control of your kitchen, your pantry and your refrigerator to achieve a healthy balance. Often a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Peter Walsh is also the author of the New York Timesbestseller It's All Too Much.
Download or read book Butts on Things written by Brian Cook and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Because Everything Looks Better with a Butt In Brian Cook’s debut collection of fun, offbeat illustrations, beers have rears, Tetris® becomes Butris and balloons bear backsides. Hot dog buns have buns of their own, and condiments are down-right cheeky. Shatter your assumptions about who and what can rock a rump because with a little imagination, anything is possible. Whether you’re seeking a good chuckle, are into unconventional art or are simply looking to get to the bottom of an eccentric curiosity, you won’t want to put this gem of a book down.
Download or read book Butt Stuff written by Jj Rose and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the Shell Game duology (LEARNING THE ROPES, BREAKING THE RULES) and BAKER'S DOZEN: THIRTEEN SPANKING STORIES...Butts.From Sir Mix-a-Lot to ZZ Top, from Destiny's Child to Queen, it seems as though everyone is singing the praises of the human backside. Now it's JJ Rose's turn, as he brings you nine all-new stories about people and their butts. Men and women, giving and receiving, sex and fingers and tongues and everything in between. And it wouldn't be a JJ Rose book if there wasn't some spanking included.So lube up, bend over, and enjoy your BUTT STUFF.
Download or read book Things I Learned from Mario s Butt written by Laura Kate Dale and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-04 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered why some video game characters wear trousers and others don’t? Or pondered the connection between a character’s toned, muscular derrière and their level of dexterity? What about the depth of a crack, the jiggle of a cheek? When it comes to video game character designs, one of the most overlooked aspects is the buttocks. Sure, we might appreciate a nice toned butt on a character or giggle at GIFs of farts from time to time, but how often do we stop to really think about the meaning of the butt? In Things I Learned from Mario’s Butt, video game critic Laura Kate Dale brings backsides to the foreground, analysing dozens of posteriors and asking the important questions: Has Mario let himself go? Do Link’s small buttocks hold him back? When he dies, is Pac-Man eaten by his own caboose? Wedged full of original artwork by Zack Flavin, and featuring interviews with game developers and guest butt reviews from gaming favourites such as Jim Sterling, Stuart Ashen, Brentalfloss and more, this book is a deep dive into why butts are downright integral to the games we play. So, crack it open and have a cheeky look inside at some of the most interesting bottoms the world of video games has to offer.
Download or read book Bondage Buddies written by Golden Angel and published by Golden Angel LLC. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's friends-with-benefits, but with rope... Domi has a secret escape from her life as a single mom. On nights when she’s alone, she heads to Marquis, a sinfully hot club for those who like pain with their pleasure. When Master Mitch proposes a friends-with-benefits arrangement, it sounds perfect – she can have her cake and eat it too. Mitch doesn’t believe in happily-ever-afters, not after his parents’ nasty divorce and the way they still play games with each other. But the more time he spends with Domi, the harder it is to send her home alone at the end of the night. The only question is, how can he convince another commitment-phobe to give a relationship a real chance? An opposites attract, grumpy-sunshine, friends with benefits BDSM club romance between a playboy Dom and a single mom. Masters of Marquis Series 1. Bondage Buddies 2. Master Chef 3. Law & Disorder 4. Switch Play 5. Legally Bound 6. Shallow Submission 7. Hidden Away 8. Giant Tamer 9. Third Wheel
Download or read book Sleigh Me If You Can written by Cheryl Terra and published by Bang It Out Writing. This book was released on 2024-10-24 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nellie has three good reasons for why falling in love with her best friend’s brother is not a Christmas miracle: 1. She never wanted to fall in love in the first place 2. She especially didn’t want to fall in love with him 3. It didn’t happen at Christmas Because sure, after months of trying to convince themselves that they weren’t perfect for each other, JP and Nellie finally gave in to their feelings, but that happened barely a month before the holidays began. Which is why Nellie absolutely refuses to bring her new boyfriend home to her mother’s house for Christmas. Faced with the pressure to make up for her decision by finding JP the perfect Christmas gift, Nellie starts to wonder if the unsolicited opinions that come from being in a new relationship are worth it. But when JP is roped into bringing his Big Nick Energy to the office Christmas party, will Nellie step in and don her elf apparel so they can jingle all the way through a wild evening of spreading Christmas cheer to his quirky coworkers? Sleigh Me If You Can is a spicy, low-angst, high-fun holiday romance novella. It can be read as a standalone, though it is part of the If You Can series and takes place after Keep Me If You Can, the final book in the series. This series features an unapologetically sensual college student as she explores unconventional relationships.
Download or read book The Heart of California written by Aaron Gilbreath and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2020-11 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aaron Gilbreath writes a highly personal narrative of the San Joaquin Valley that incorporates history, Native American displacement, agriculture, environmental concerns, and more.
Download or read book Let s Make You A Duke written by Heartfilia and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Audrey, a 35 year old programmer, suddenly woke up in an unknown place and in the body of a neglected 16 year old young lady of the ducal house of Garrick. With no rights to inherit the ducal title, a father trying to get rid of her, and a cheating fiancé she must devise a plan to find a decent man to marry and inherit the ducal title in order to survive in this new world.
Download or read book Whiskey Sharp Jagged written by Lauren Dane and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sweetest reward comes after the longest wait Vicktor Orlov took one look at the wary gaze and slow-to-trust personality of the deliciously sexy and fascinating Rachel Dolan and knew he wanted more than just a casual friendship. But as a natural protector, he also knew bossiness and overprotective maneuvering would push her away. He’ll use every tool in his easygoing arsenal to convince her to take a chance on them. Rachel’s flourishing new career as a tattoo artist has brought color back into a life previously damaged by violence. She knows she can trust Vic—it’s herself she’s not sure of. She doesn’t want to be caged or controlled, protected so much she has no ability to make her own choices. And damn if the man doesn’t know it. When Vic finally drops all pretenses of “just friends” and focuses all his careful affection and irresistible seduction on her, Rachel knows she’s falling hard for the laid-back pretty-boy Russian she’s discovered has a relentlessly steel spine when it comes to her. And she can’t resist.
Download or read book Road to Freedom written by Piper Davenport and published by Trixie Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2019 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 18+ for language and sexual content! Remington We'd had a deal. One night only. He broke that deal when he called the next day. For two years, I've worked to forget the taste of his skin, but then he shows up at a time I need him the most…and wants more than I'm able to give. Finch One night with her wasn't enough, but I gave her space and let her go. Now she's in trouble, and I'm no longer willing to watch her walk away. I have one chance to slay the dragons of her past. The problem is, I’m no one's knight in shining armor.
Download or read book Let It Kill You written by Andy Rausch and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-01-26 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chino Genetti is about to break one of the first rules of being a hitman: don't fall in love with your target. The alcoholic assassin's life changes when he receives the assignment to eliminate beautiful jazz singer Ericka Green. When love clouds his judgement and he forgoes his loyalty to crime boss Cocoa, he ends up a target himself. On the run from assassins, Chino makes a begrudging deal to live in peace, but old wounds and retribution threaten to take away everything he loves. Desperate to protect Ericka, Chino is ready to leave a bloodbath in his wake. But will his trail of vengeance be enough to save her? This book contains graphic violence and is not suitable for readers under the age of 18.
Download or read book Your Movie Sucks written by Roger Ebert and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2007-03-01 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of some of the Pulitzer Prize–winning film critic’s most scathing reviews, from Alex & Emma to the remake of Yours, Mine, and Ours. From Roger’s review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (0 stars): “The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year's Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were 'ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that . . . bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.' Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: “Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind . . . . Maybe you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who’s Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers . . . .” Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways, and Finding Neverland. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.” Roger Ebert’s I Hated Hated Hated This Movie, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, was a bestseller. This collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.
Download or read book Bridgewater County Series The Complete Boxed Set written by Vanessa Vale and published by Bridger Media. This book was released on with total page 848 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate boxed set! All 6 USA Today Bestselling Bridgewater County series books in one! Included: Ride Me Dirty Claim Me Hard Take Me Fast Hold Me Close Make Me Yours Kiss Me Crazy The ultimate cowboy ménage experience! The steamy contemporary series that has it all, including two cowboys in every book! Ride Me Dirty: Catherine is forced to choose the life she really wants: the big-city lawyer or the small town cowgirl with two men who want to take her for a very dirty ride. Her life’s in New York. The property she’s inherited is in Bridgewater, Montana. Going back to the town she visited every summer as a child stirs up long forgotten memories and a girlhood crush, on not one teen-turned-hot-cowboy, but two. Jack and Sam. Fortunately for her, in Bridgewater, one cowboy’s never enough. * Claim Me Hard They’re going to claim her, even if they have to do it the hard way…one seductive kiss at a time. Hiding from a crazy ex-boyfriend, Hannah Winters is determined to keep her head down and her heart locked safely away. Burned out from practicing medicine and dealing with a controlling jerk, her interest in romance is at absolute zero…until she sees them. One look at Cole and Declan and Hannah is going to have a very hard time keeping the ice around her heart from melting. When her past catches up to her, it’ll be Cole and Declan who convince her to stop running, from her past, and from the desire burning white hot between them. * Take Me Fast They claimed her once. After seven years in the military, they’re home. Now, they’ll claim her again. Rory and Cooper haven’t forgotten Ivy. She’s the one for them, the one who became theirs one starry night before shipping off to boot camp. They didn’t expect so much time to pass before they saw her again. She’s left Bridgewater County. Changed. But they don’t care. They’ll do everything they can to make her theirs… and the baby she kept a secret. * Hold Me Close Rachel wants one thing in life, a baby of her own. Now she has not one, but two cowboys, willing to help. They may have ruined their chances in the past, but Matt and Ethan know Rachel’s the woman for them. When they discover her baby-making plans, they’ll offer to give her exactly what she wants. The old fashioned way. Because once they get their hands on her, they’ll hold her close and never let go. * Make Me Yours A movie star heroine who wants to hide herself from the world and two obsessed alpha cowboys who find her. Claim her. Make her theirs. Lacey has fame and fortune. That’s everything she’s ever wanted. Right? When she becomes tabloid fodder, she’s had enough. She needs a break. No more limelight. Escaping to a guest ranch in Bridgewater is the perfect place to hide. But when two hot cowboys do everything they can to make her theirs, are they seeking fifteen minutes of fame or because they want a forever with her? * Kiss Me Crazy One night with two cowboys. It’ll never be enough. A wild, snowy night stranded in a hotel room with two sexy men is perfect for Avery. She believes in flirting and flings, not relationships. Except those two cowboys aren’t strangers, they’re from her Montana hometown. When they see her at her sister’s wedding, they try to change her mind about the one “f” word she avoids: fiancés. Because they’ll do everything they can to make her theirs. Permanently.
Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Download or read book Let s Get It On written by Cheris Hodges and published by Dafina. This book was released on 2010-04-19 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's So Not Having This Problem "I go on vacation in the Bahamas to celebrate my promotion and who do I see? Maurice Goings, NFL superstar, my high school and college sweetheart...the man who not only broke my heart, but drop-kicked it beyond repair. We were only a few weeks away from marriage when I caught him cheating on me. I changed schools, became a top lawyer, and swore that I'd never be hurt like that again. I don't care that Maurice is even finer than ever before, I'm not letting him fool me twice. . ." But He's Ready To Do Whatever It Takes. . . "I know I hurt Kenya a lot, but I really do love her. No matter how much she tries to push me away, fate keeps drawing us back into each other's arms--and God knows there's still so much sizzling chemistry between us. So this is my last chance to show her that she can trust me again. It's going to be the hardest thing I've ever done--but Kenya's worth it..."
