Download or read book Lawyers and Other Reptiles written by Jess Brallier and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-01-23 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of criminally funny quotations, anecdotes, and jokes about the legal profession, ranging in hostility from gentle teasing to fierce loathing. People love to hate lawyers. You can’t live with them, but you also can’t live without them. So you may as well laugh at them, as we have for centuries. In Lawyers and Other Reptiles, Jess Brallier compiles some of history’s most humorous quips, quotations, anecdotes, and jokes about those in the legal profession. Enjoy the wit of such notables as Clarence Darrow, Jay Leno, Groucho Marx, Richard Nixon, Richard Pryor, Will Rogers, Theodore Roosevelt, Carl Sandburg, William Shakespeare, and Mark Twain. This book is certain to entertain any client, relative, or friend of a lawyer—and perhaps garner a nod of recognition from those employed in the illustrious legal community.
Download or read book Lawyers and Other Reptiles II written by Jess M. Brallier and published by McGraw-Hill/Contemporary. This book was released on 1996 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since its publication in 1992, Lawyers and Other Reptiles has spawned a new breed of legal-profession humor--sometimes fiercely satirical, sometimes gently teasing, and always dead-on hilarious. Lawyers and Other Reptiles II: The Appeal brings together historical satirists and modern-day wags in another outrageous compendium of quips, quotations, jokes, and curses about the most maligned of all professions.
Download or read book Reptile written by David A. Ball and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Strong Advocate written by Thomas Strong and published by University of Missouri Press. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Strong Advocate, Thomas Strong, one of the most successful trial lawyers in Missouri’s history, chronicles his adventures as a contemporary personal injury attorney. Though the profession is held in low esteem by the general public, Strong entered the field with the right motives: to help victims who have been injured by defective products or through the negligence of others. As a twelve-year-old in rural southwest Missouri during the Great Depression, Strong bought a cow, then purchased others as he could afford them, and eventually financed his education with the milk he sold. After graduating law school and serving in the Army’s Counter Intelligence Corps, he rejected offers to practice in New York and San Francisco and returned to his hometown of Springfield. Strong exhibited his lifelong passion to represent the underdog early in his practice, the “trial by ambush” days when neither side was required to disclose witnesses or exhibits. He quickly became known for his audacious approach to trying cases. Tactics included asking a friend to ride on top of a moving car and hiring a local character called “Crazy Max” to recreate an automobile accident. One fraud case ended with Strong owning a bank and his opponent going to prison. When he sued a labor union for the wrongful death of his client’s spouse, he found his own life threatened. With changes in the law that allowed discovery of information from an opponent’s files as well as the exhibits and witnesses to be used at trial, Strong and fellow personal injury attorneys forced a wide array of manufacturers to produce safer products. When witnesses of a terrible collision claimed both roadways had green lights simultaneously, Strong purchased the traffic light controller. After three months of continuous testing at a university, the controller failed, showing four green lights, and Strong learned that fail-safe devices were available but had not been implemented. These fail-safe devices are now standard on traffic lights throughout the country. In his last venture, Strong represented the state of Missouri in its case against the tobacco industry, culminating in a settlement totaling billions of dollars. He reflects on the changes—not always for the better—in his oft-maligned profession since he entered the field in the 1950s. Thomas Strong’s story of tenacity, quick wits, and humor demonstrates what made him such a creative and effective attorney. Lawyers and law students can learn much from this giant of the bar, and all readers will be entertained and heartened by his victories for the everyman.
Download or read book Presidential Wit and Wisdom written by Jess M. Brallier and published by Penguin Mass Market. This book was released on 1996 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are pithy profiles of America's forty-two presidents and a collection of the most memorable things they ever said. Their words, a walk through American and world history, show us the presidents as men and as leaders; they reveal their times, and how times have changed. Organized by president and indexed by subject, this is an indispensable historical reference that casts America's presidents in a revealing new light.
Download or read book The Olphabet written by Jess M. Brallier and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The letter "O" wants a new spot in the alphabet. A story told by "O" helps little ones identify and remember the order of letters in the alphabet. The letter "O" has had it with always being in the middle! So she imagines moving, instead, to the head of the line. Enough with the alphabet—they'll call it the olphabet! While being first has its obvious perks, "O" begins to realize that much would also be lost, including friends. After going from "A" to "Z," "O" will find the right place to be.
Download or read book Medical Wit and Wisdom written by Jess M. Brallier and published by Running Press Book Publishers. This book was released on 1993 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers hundreds of quotations about nature, aging, health, exercise, diet, illness, disease, death, physicians, psychiatrists, dentists, medical ethics, research, patients, hospitals, surgery, and medical practice.
Download or read book KEROUACKING About The LEGAL LANDSCAPE written by Leslie M. Carwell and published by Merillion Press. This book was released on 2019-03-31 with total page 504 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Actual cases from the book: • Boomerang unexpectedly returned and smacked you in the face? This is America, not Australia. We got you covered! • Train whistled at you and caused you tinnitus? It's a disability, file a claim! • Horse emptying his bowels on your lap? That's an "impact" and if the horse can't pay, its owner surely can! • Bought a pair of binoculars? Looked into the sun and hurt your eyes? Mislabelled, it's as clear as daylight! • Stole a gun and shot yourself? Worry not, you're technically unsophisticated and under aged too! • Are you too short to fly a Boeing 747? It's a handicap. Also a discrimination and let's see if we can shrink that bird! • Got a permanent erection? It must be your motorcycle, or the seat, or both! • Dead fly in bottled water? Head to court, even if you didn't drink the water! • Refused school admission seven times in a row? That's academic malpractice, we can help! A collection of 170 of the most unusual court cases from around the world. Compilation of outrageous, unusual and infamous court cases coupled with witty judicial opinions. Each case is a story by itself with references, including a link to the original court documents. E-book readers can simply tap on the link provided with each story and they can read the case, as it was filed in the courts. Print editions also have the links provided, however, they have to type the URL into their web browser, which takes them to the book's dedicated web-site.
Download or read book Medical Paradoxes written by Francisco Kerdel-Vegas and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2019-01-16 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Medicine is not a precise science. There are always several options to manage and cure a disease. The best help for the treating doctor comes from the patient. The better informed the patient is, the more helpful this is to the physician.
Download or read book The Health Care Provider s Guide to Facing the Malpractice Deposition written by M.D. Uribe and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2017-08-09 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anesthesiologist chips a patient's tooth during a difficult intubation. A surgeon leaves tiny abrasions on a patient's abdomen during a delicate surgical procedure. And an operating room nurse accidentally nips a patient's finger with a pair of scissors.Not all of these examples of medical mistakes will result in malpractice suits. But for the o
Download or read book Your Inner Fish written by Neil Shubin and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-01-15 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The paleontologist and professor of anatomy who co-discovered Tiktaalik, the “fish with hands,” tells a “compelling scientific adventure story that will change forever how you understand what it means to be human” (Oliver Sacks). By examining fossils and DNA, he shows us that our hands actually resemble fish fins, our heads are organized like long-extinct jawless fish, and major parts of our genomes look and function like those of worms and bacteria. Your Inner Fish makes us look at ourselves and our world in an illuminating new light. This is science writing at its finest—enlightening, accessible and told with irresistible enthusiasm.
Download or read book The Health Care Provider s Guide to Facing the Malpractice Deposition written by Constance G. Uribe M.D. and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2017-08-09 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anesthesiologist chips a patient's tooth during a difficult intubation. A surgeon leaves tiny abrasions on a patient's abdomen during a delicate surgical procedure. And an operating room nurse accidentally nips a patient's finger with a pair of scissors.Not all of these examples of medical mistakes will result in malpractice suits. But for the o
Download or read book Cocktail Hour written by Jess Brallier and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-01-23 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of quotes on drinking from more than one hundred of the greatest thinkers (or drinkers) in history, sure to entertain, inspire, or enlighten. US President Herbert Hoover called the cocktail hour “the pause between the errors and trials of the day and the hopes of the night.” It’s a period for relaxation, reflection, and, of course, socializing. Some of our greatest minds have observed the cocktail hour, enjoying a good, stiff drink and the stimulation, amusement, and insight it can offer. In Cocktail Hour: A Mixer of Quips and Quotations, Jess Brallier and Sally Chabert mix together quotations from more than one hundred luminaries. Sip the wit and wisdom instilled in these pages from the likes of Tallulah Bankhead, Winston S. Churchill, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Fran Lebowitz, Dorothy Parker, George Bernard Shaw, Tom Waits, Tennessee Williams, and Gore Vidal. With this book, you’ll find the ultimate literary accompaniment for those who enjoy a proper drink, a charming companion, and delightful banter. Bottoms up!
Download or read book The Scholar Between Thought and Experience written by Parviz Morewedge and published by Global Academic Publishing. This book was released on 2001 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Damn Why Didn t I Write That written by Marc McCutcheon and published by Quill Driver Books. This book was released on 2001 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers encouragemet to amateur writers who want to support themselves by writing. Describes the process from idea, research, query letters, and proposals to agents, contract negotiations, and promotion.
Download or read book Seriously Funny written by Samuel Schmidt and published by University of Arizona Press. This book was released on 2014-03-06 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Exploring the ways in which political humor has developed and operated in Mexico over more than four centuries, this is groundbreaking work argues persuasively that political jokes are acts of rebellion: their objective is not to overthrow a government but to correct its mistakes"--
Download or read book Buy This Book Or We Will Sue You written by Laura B. Benko and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2001-10 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
