Download or read book Knock Knock Pirate written by Caryl Hart and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-01-11 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rhyming pirate counting book with a difference - the follow up to the hilarious Knock Knock Dinosaur - from award-winning author Caryl Hart, creator of How to Grow a Dinosaur, and bestselling illustrator Nick East. A visit from a pirate might sound like fun . . . but when the Captain's whole crew turn up too - causing mayhem and chaos - it's time for this little girl to panic. What is Dad going to say when he gets home?! Caryl Hart has won the Stockport Children's Book Award, the Oldham Brilliant Books Award, the Rotherham Children's Book Award, and has been shortlisted for the Red House Children's Book Award. Follow Caryl at carylhart.com and @carylhart1 Find Nick at nickeastillustration.com

Download or read book Yo Ho Ha Ha Pirate Jokes for Kids written by Debbie Cressey and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-15 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!

Download or read book The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!

Download or read book Pirate s Treasure written by Katryn Ali and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2017-05-18 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about pirates and goofy animal-like characters. It's about one such pirate, Lasimer Casper Johnny, who is sentenced to live the rest of his days marooned on an island with a pig-like people tribe. They want to eat him, he wants to eat one of them. There are also rocks and trees that talk. Come meet Ariel and Professor Shank who accidentally find their way to this place where the pirate lives. Something happens where Lasimer believes Ariel is a witch bent on sending his soul to Hades. They get plunged into a nightmare dimension that plops them right into the clutches of the evil tyrant Zartharyos. This is the perfect book for children who just love pirate adventures... NOTE: The character Zartharyos in this story can also be found in another book: Galactic Pioneers, for any science-fiction loving child, or adult too for that matter.

Download or read book Are Pirates Polite written by Corinne Demas and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pirates may fight and plunder booty. But when they do so, they are polite! "Pirates are unrulyand pirates love to fight,but pirates still say 'please' and 'thanks''cause pirates are polite."Are Pirates Polite?shows pirates' rowdy activitiesandteaches manners lessons. These pirates remember to say "please" and "thank you." If pirates can be polite, surely young readers can, too!Fun, rhyming text by Corinne Demas and Artemis Roehrig pairs pirates' questionable activities with their lead-by-example lessons in manners. David Catrow's humorous, zany illustrations depict the swashbuckling nature of the pirates. Follow along as pirates have fun on a pirate ship, divide up their treasure, and teach manners. Aargh!

Download or read book The Mini Jokiest Knock Knock Book written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of sweets, and now I have a tummy ache. The successful Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just got shrunk! Find the cleverest, most hysterical, most laugh-out-loud knock-knock jokes in The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book! All of the best jokes and goofy illustrations from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of witty knock-knock jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s perfect for hours of fun and games. Mini in size, but giant in fun!

Download or read book Knock Knock Monster Who written by Stephanie Rodriguez and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monsters growl and snarl and groan and these silly illustrated jokes! Get kids reading AND laughing with funny monster jokes. Adam Pryce's bold illustrations add to the hilarity of monsters doing all sorts for ridiculous things. Developing readers will build confidence and story time will never be the same for your monster-loving child. Here's an example: What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships! These jokes are silly and strange and make a great gift for a monster fan. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!

Download or read book Pirates in Class 3 written by Alison Donald and published by Maverick Arts. This book was released on 2019 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While their teacher, Ms. Bitsy, is gone, Class 3 has an unexpected adventure when Captain Calamity shows up looking for treasure in their classroom Eager to help, the students of Class 3 search from the reading corner to the building blocks to help the Captain locate the treasure. Can the class pull together to find the treasure before Captain Bloodloss catches up and steals it? Or will they have to battle it out with the notorious pirate bully?

Download or read book Knock Knock written by Jason Pizzarello and published by Stage Partners. This book was released on 2022-01-01 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you deliver packages, anyone might be behind your next door, from your elementary school teacher to a burglar on the job. Jaded veteran Logan thinks she's seen it all, while newbie Sam is convinced attitude is everything. The only sure thing in this job? They're both going to be surprised. Knock Knock is a rapid-fire comedy that delivers. Comedy One-act. 30-45 minutes 4-23 actors, gender flexible

Download or read book Knock Knock written by Tammi Sauer and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-07-31 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bear is getting ready for a long winter nap when his friends come "KNOCK KNOCK" knocking! A hilarious tale from bestselling author Tammi Sauer and bestselling illustrator Guy Francis. Knock Knock is a fresh and innovative method of humorous storytelling that uses knock-knock jokes to tell the story of Bear and his woodland friends Raccoon, Rabbit, Turtle, and others. With each new visitor, Bear grows increasingly frustrated at his lack of peace and quiet. Little does Bear know that his friends have a surprise in store for him -- a happy hibernation party!"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Justin.""Justin who?""Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by."It's sidesplitting storybook fun!

Download or read book Knock Knock Lettuce In written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Illustrated Jokes. This book was released on 2019-08-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Garden has the Giggles in this funny joke book about vegetables

Download or read book Ridiculous Riddles written by Cyl Lee and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2016-12-15 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How many months have 28 days? All of them! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing Ridiculous Riddles with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Big Buddy Books is an imprint of Abdo Publishing, a division of ABDO.

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Download or read book Knock Knock Who s There written by Tad Hills and published by Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2000 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lift-the-flaps and laugh out loud at hilarious punch lines in this first collection of Knock-knock jokes!

Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Knock Knock Jokes written by Christa C. Hogan and published by Hi Jinx Press. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With fun facts and real-life connections, shares goofy knock knock jokes.

Download or read book Supermarket Zoo written by Caryl Hart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-04 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone knows that going shopping with Mum can be the most boring thing in the world. But, for Albie, one trip to the supermarket opens up a whole new world of fun . . . Because this isn't just any supermarket, it's the supermarket zoo - and with a whole trolley-load of animals on his list, Albie is having a great time in the aisles! Kids will love making lots of new animal friends in this noisy, colourful picture book. Shopping has never been so much fun!