Download or read book The Best Glasgow Celtic Football Chants Ever written by A Fan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Sierra Where Mum written by Keith Orton and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-07-11 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal covers three and a half years spent in Africa, to be precise Sierra Leone. A time that as shaped many of the ways I live today and my attitude to life in general. It recalls some the good times of which there were many, the not so good times of which there were enough to stay in my memory to this day. Has the son of a serving Soldier I went wherever my father was posted, Hong Kong, Singapore and Germany to name just a few. But the posting to Sierra Leone was by far the best.

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Download or read book F cking History written by The Captain and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.

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