Download or read book It Came From The Trailer Park Volume 1 written by Bill Oberst and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-31 with total page 542 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love sparkly vampires? Well too bad, because you won't find a single one of those fancy-dancy bloodsuckers anywhere in this collection! It Came From The Trailer Park began as a fun idea to revisit the Classic Horror and Old-School Creature Feature genres with a hefty helping of B-rate tropes thrown in for good measure. Who doesn't love a good Bruce Cambell or classic Vincent Price flick on a dark and dreary night? Emmy award winner Bill Oberst Jr. opens the collection and sets the stage for the stories to come. From aliens to demons to werewolves and so many more, you're sure to fall in love with these tales of the Macabre. So come on in. Take a load off. And get yourself ready for nineteen unforgettable tales, straight from the Trailer Park. Stories written by: Sara Brooke, Mel Todd, Charity Ayres, Amie Gibbons, William Alan Webb, Philip K. Booker, J.F. Posthumus, JL Curtis, John Drake, Michael K. Falciani, Michael Gants, Rob Howell, R.J. Ladon, LawDog, Benjamin Tyler Smith, Kevin Steverson, Christopher Woods, Jenny Wren, and William Joseph Roberts. From Trailer-trash to armageddon survivalists, this book ROCKS! -- Faith Hunter NYT and USAToday bestseller

Download or read book Flamingo Fatale written by Jimmie Ruth Evans and published by NYLA. This book was released on 2017-11-06 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of A Cat in the Stacks mystery series, a novel about a single mom, wits and grits, double shifts...and murder! A Trailer Park Mystery (#1) Kountry Kitchen Southern cooking recipes included! Wanda Nell Cullpepper’s hectic life isn’t getting any easier. When she returns home from a long day of double shifts at her day job waitressing at the Kountry Kitchen diner and her night shifts at the Budget Mart, the last person she wants to see is her no-account ex-husband, Bobby Ray, talking big and flashing cash. Just when she thinks things can’t get worse, Wanda Nell wakes up the next day to find Bobby Ray just plain dead—killed with her favorite pink flamingo yard ornament! But things go from bad to worse: now the sheriff is eyeing Wanda Nell as the primary suspect...and the real murderers have her in their sights. But she’s come this far on wits and grits, so with the help of her trusty best friend, Wanda Nell sets out to fight back and catch the real culprits—or lose her life! “Wanda Nell and her shotgun-toting buddy Mayrene are wonderful people to get to know. A down-home treat!” – #1 New York Times bestseller, Charlaine Harris “FLAMINGO FATALE is the Southern cozy at its best.” – Lane Wright, revewingtheevidence.com “As down-home and appealing as fried green tomatoes, grits, and sweet tea. Heroine Wanda Nell Culpepper is a steel magnolia to cherish.” – Carolyn Hart

Download or read book Trailer Park Trickster written by David R. Slayton and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They are my harvest, and I will reap them all. Returning to Guthrie, Oklahoma, for the funeral of his mysterious and beloved aunt Sue, Adam Binder once again finds himself in the path of deadly magic when a dark druid begins to prey on members of Adam’s family. It all seems linked to the death of Adam’s father many years ago—a man who may have somehow survived as a warlock. Watched by the police, separated from the man who may be the love of his life, compelled to seek the truth about his connection to the druid, Adam learns more about his family and its troubled history than he ever bargained for, and finally comes face-to-face with the warlock he has vowed to stop. Meanwhile, beyond the Veil of the mortal world, Argent the Queen of Swords and Vic the Reaper undertake a dangerous journey to a secret meeting of the Council of Races . . . where the sea elves are calling for the destruction of humanity.

Download or read book Things to Do in a Retirement Home Trailer Park written by Aneurin Wright and published by Graphic Medicine. This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this graphic novel, the author documents his reconciliation with his father, dying of emphysema, as he cares for him in hospice.

Download or read book Trailer Park Boys written by Josh Blaylock and published by Devil's Due Comics. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trailer Park Boys is a documentary-stye comedy about the inhabitants of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, located in beautiful Nova Scotia, Canada. Like the show, this graphic novel antholgy follows the exploits of Sunnyvale's most notorious residents, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles as the attempt to make money through various outrageous and greasy (and mostly illegal) get-rich-quick schemes, hotly pursued by the park's drunken supervisor, Jim Lahey, and his shirtless sidekick Randy. The Trailer Park Boys Get A F#¢*!ng Comic Book! The boys are back, in comic form, for a hilarious, filthy, and totally unpredictable anthology series. There's guns, babes, booze and bud. Plus, meet the Prehistoric Park Boys, see The Green Bastard wrestle and learn the secret origin of Julian's answering machine.

Download or read book Southern Sluts written by Lady Devreux and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-09-25 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women in the south, that end up getting gang-banged by nasty rednecks! The complete series of five distinct stories featuring women that discover the dirtiest hillbillies and raunchiest rednecks that know how to handle them like they want to be handled!The complete Southern Sluts series.For adults only 18+ Includes The Following Stories:1. Doin' The Trailer Park!Mandy can't stand that her husband always leaves her behind when he hangs out with his friends in the trailer park, so she decides to join them all. When he passes out, though, she soon finds out that being the only woman in the group has it's consequences!2. Doin' The Park N' Ride!Krystal married a much older man, and she is mostly happy. Mostly, because he can't satisfy her sexually- so when a stranger confuses her for his sexual hook up at the park and ride, she decides to give in and get some good, hard cock! Little does Krystal know that this wasn't just some one-on-one sex hookup that the stranger had planned, but a good old fashioned gang-bang, redneck style- and when his friends arrive, Krystal finds herself in the middle of a five man rotation on the side of the highway!3. Doin' The Neighborhood!Janice married Tom, even though he was from the backwoods and her people looked down on him for it. After seven years, he has turned mostly into a civilized man- at least until a group of rednecks move in next door. She doesn't like this, but she likes it even less when her husband invites them over on the Fourth Of July for beer and hot dogs. Once the alcohol starts flowing and the clothes start coming off, Janice soon sees that not everything is bad about having a bunch of hillbillies as neighbors- or being married to one, either!4. Doin' The Laundry!Lori and her husband lost their home when the economy went bad in 2008, and they were forced to downscale to an apartment. The only time she is even able to get into the laundry room is early in the morning, but being alone to wash her clothes has it's advantages- it is the perfect place for her to get her rocks off! Little does she know, though, that this isn't going to be like every other Sunday morning before- and when a drunk rednecks wanders in, Lori soon learns the pleasure of being under the dominance of a backwoods man (and whoever else he lets have a piece of her)!5. Doin' The Hoe Down!When Sandra bought her home, sight unseen, she knew she was taking a chance- but fifty thousand dollars for a three bedroom home in the hills was worth it! Everything seemed great at first, until her new neighbors decided to have a loud party with louder music. Going next door to straighten them out, when they refuse to listen to reason, Sandra threatens to call the cops- not knowing that one of these rednecks is the sheriff, and he is sick of Yankees that want to act like they run things! He decides it's time that Sandra learn about what a real Tennessee hoe-down is all about!

Download or read book Trailer Park Fae written by Lilith Saintcrow and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-06-23 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeremiah Gallow is just another construction worker, and that's the way he likes it. He's left his past behind, but some things cannot be erased. Like the tattoos on his arms that transform into a weapon, or that he was once closer to the Queen of Summer than any half-human should be. But now Gallow is dragged back into the world of enchantment, danger, and fickle fae by a woman who looks uncannily like his dead wife. Her name is Robin, and her secrets are more than enough to get them both killed.

Download or read book Ruby Ann s Down Home Trailer Park Guide to Livin Real Good written by Ruby Ann Boxcar and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2003 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even those who live in a house without wheels can now share in the very special lifestyle afforded by the unique trailer park milieu. Ruby Ann shares her secrets for livin' life to the fullest along with anecdotes from the vaults of the High Chaparral trailer park where hot sex, warm spam and cold beer are just the beginning. With b/w photos throughout.

Download or read book The Complete Trailer Park Boys written by Matthew Sibiga and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first of its kind - a heavily illustrated, all-you-need-to-know book about the cult hit TV show, for both rabid fans and anyone who enjoys a hot toasted chicken finger. To the storied and pastoral locales of great Canadian fiction - Leacock' s Mariposa, Lawrence's Manawaka, Montgomery's Avonlea - readers can now add the many splendours of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. With this lovingly designed volume, to grace even the finest toilet-side magazine basket, Ricky, Bubbles, Julian and the whole TPB crew stumble, bewildered and slightly aggravated, from the screen to the page - without spilling a drop of rum and Coke. Working in concert with the show's creators Matthew Sibiga and Don Wininger have developed a wide range of interpretive devices, helpful lists, historical mementoes, legal advice, wrestling, kitty-care and grooming tips, and more, to aid in any fan's appreciation of the show - or substitute for it when the cable is out. Added to these features is a two-page synopsis of every episode, including stats, air dates and best lines. Numerous photos and sidebars scattered throughout include quotes, philosophical gleanings and tidbits from the series. Just in time for new episodes on Netflix (or of yet-another-re-run) of one of the most popular television shows ever created in Canada, The Complete Trailer Park Boys truly will be a resource no fan can do without. Some sample chapter topics: Ricky: -A list of Rickyisms -Map of areas in the park where he has passed out -A detailed pictorial of his car/home Bubbles: -Bubbles's shopping cart chop shop-behind the scenes -Go-cart performance specs -Bubbles eye chart Julian: -Julian's fashion tips (how to match black with black) -Best money-making schemes -T-shirt wearing and the art of seduction -Julian' s bartending mix book Other characters: -J-Roc rap lyrics -Ray's tips on beating the government on disability -Corey and Trevor's gas siphoning tips

Download or read book Trailerpark written by Russell Banks and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-11-26 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Each story is uncommonly good. . . surprising, lively writing and believably human characters. . . . Banks has a terrific eye, mordant yet affectionate, for the bric-a-brac and the pathos of the American dream." — Washington Post Book World In this series of related short stories, acclaimed author Russell Banks offers gripping, realistic portrayals of individual Americans and paints a portrait of New England life that is at once dark, witty, and revealing. Get to know the colorful cast of characters at the Granite State Trailerpark, where Flora in number 11 keeps more than a hundred guinea pigs and screams at people to stay away from her babies, Claudel in number 5 thinks he is lucky until his wife burns down their trailer and runs off with Howie Leeke, and Noni in number 7 has telephone conversations with Jesus and tells the police about them.

Download or read book Trailer Park Heart written by Rachel Higginson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trailer park born and raised. It's my legacy. That's how my mama lived. And that's how her mama lived. It's the life I was born into and it's the life I swore I would leave the second I was old enough to make it out.Only legacies have a funny way of sneaking up on you. An innocent decision the night of high school graduation led to a series of complications in my plans to escape. Seven years later, I've resigned myself to this small town and the roots I'm tied to. Nothing could make me leave. And nothing could make me spill the secrets that keep me here.Until he walks back into town with a chip on his shoulder and a stupid hunch nobody else in town has been smart enough to follow.Levi Cole is my opposite. Born on the right side of the tracks with family money to spare, he's the kind of black sheep that can afford to be rebellious--because his family will always pay for his mistakes. He's also the only living heir to Cole Family Farms, after his brother Logan was killed in duty seven years ago.He sees something in my life that he thinks he has a right to. But he's wrong. And obnoxious. And he needs to take his stubborn good looks and that intense way he looks at me and go back to wherever it was he came from. I know better than to trust men like him. I was born and raised in a trailer park, I know nothing good happens to girls like me--girls with trailer park lives and trailer park hearts. Especially from gorgeous, kind, pigheaded men like him.

Download or read book Trailer Trash written by Marie Sexton and published by Riptide Publishing. This book was released on 2016-03-21 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's 1986, and what should have been the greatest summer of Nate Bradford's life goes sour when his parents suddenly divorce. Now, instead of spending his senior year in his hometown of Austin, Texas, he's living with his father in Warren, Wyoming, population 2,833 (and Nate thinks that might be a generous estimate). There's no swimming pool, no tennis team, no mall--not even any MTV. The entire school's smaller than his graduating class back home, and in a town where the top teen pastimes are sex and drugs, Nate just doesn't fit in. Then Nate meets Cody Lawrence. Cody's dirt-poor, from a broken family, and definitely lives on the wrong side of the tracks. Nate's dad says Cody's bad news. The other kids say he's trash. But Nate knows Cody's a good kid who's been dealt a lousy hand. In fact, he's beginning to think his feelings for Cody go beyond friendship. Admitting he might be gay is hard enough, but between small-town prejudices and the growing AIDS epidemic dominating the headlines, a town like Warren, Wyoming, is no place for two young men to fall in love.

Download or read book Azula written by Seven Rue and published by Seven Rue. This book was released on 2021-12-05 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AZULA Being loved by a man was one of the best feelings in the world. But being loved by five at once was even better, no matter how fucked up that love was. Growing up in a trailer park always made me feel different, and the stares and laughs from people who thought my family and home were strange never bothered me. I was happy, but even the happiest people took things too far sometimes, ignoring their limits and not seeing all the red flags lighting up around them. My own happiness slowly broke me as I let those five men show me how much they adored me. I let them destroy me in the best way possible, and ruin me internally simultaneously. When I reached my lowest point and exhaustion took over my body, I didn’t think there’d be a way back to the girl I was before. Never had I thought the five men who ruined me would end up being the ones saving me.

Download or read book Swallowing Darkness written by Laurell K. Hamilton and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2008-11-04 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I am Meredith, princess of faerie, wielder of the hands of Flesh and Blood, and at long last, I am with child–twins, fathered by my royal guard. Though my uncle, Taranis, King of Light and Illusion, claims that he is the true father since he abducted me from my home, betrayed, and defiled me. And now he has branded my guards as a threat to my unborn children. Bearing an heir has placed me halfway to my aunt’s throne, that much closer to my reign over the Unseelie Court–and well ahead of her son, my cousin Cel, in this race. Now I must stay alive to see my children born and claim my place as queen. But not all in faerie are pleased with the news, and conspirators from every court in the realm plot against me and mine. They seek to strip my guards, my lovers, from me by poisoned word or cold steel. But I still have supporters, and even friends, among the goblins and the sluagh, who will stand by me. I am Meredith Nic Essus, and those who would defy and destroy me are destined to pay a terrible price–for I am truly my father’s daughter. To protect what is mine, I will sacrifice anything–even if it means waging a great battle against my darkest enemies and making the most momentous decision ever made as princess of faerie.

Download or read book Trailer Park People written by Drea Knufken and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-10 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The American cultural stereotype might equate trailers with survival, but here in Boulder, people are choosing the trailer park as a way to thrive. Through interviews and photographs "Trailer Park People" explores the value of downsizing, settling in, growing a garden, creating community, and investing in less. When we explored this mobile home park in the heart of Boulder, Colorado, we found a hub of conscious living. By choosing a tiny space, residents find they can live more sustainably and simply, in one of America's most beautiful cities.

Download or read book Still Lake written by Sara Brooke and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2016-02-22 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s always been there, but now something has changed. Flening has always been a quiet, friendly town. Nestled in the forests of Northwest Florida, it's home to a small population of familiar faces and the natural beauty of Still Lake. But now, the town is changing. People are getting sick and some are going crazy. A mysterious illness is sweeping through, destroying families, and threatening to spread further. People are changing. Dr. Craig Lenton is desperately trying to stop the sickness before he and the people he loves become part of the carnage, but time is running out and the calm waters of Still Lake may be hiding something sinister and evil underneath …

Download or read book White Trash in a Trailer Park written by Randal Patrick and published by Eggman Pub. This book was released on 1995-08-01 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Randy Patrick paints a unique Southern canvas with the story of a 16-year-old girl coming of age and dealing with teenage pregnancy, passive child abuse and affirmative action. Using language as his brush, he colors the pages with humor, warmth, and sensitivity. A rich array of gritty characters.