Download or read book In All Seriousness Totally Funny Bible Stories written by Darnnell Reese and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-28 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In All Seriousness...Totally Funny Bible Stories is a book full of funny, entertaining, laugh out loud stories that God has given us as loving gifts. The gift of humor to show how fallible all humans are and the gift of gentle acceptance as God does not expect perfection from us. And the gift of God's Word which provides many examples of people in the Bible who made mistakes. Some learned from their mistakes and some did not. The reader vicariously learns through other people's mistakes how to avoid the same pitfalls by simply heeding God's words and instructions. You will never again view the Word as "just a stiff and boring book of rules and regulations." After reading this enjoyable book, you will crave more of God's humorous, life-giving words in the actual Bible. You'll also want a relationship with God, and to have His presence and anointing guide your life. As a bonus, the author includes wonderful songs, movies and T.V. references correlating to the biblical story or Bible character and ties up each chapter with a summary of lessons learned. In All Seriousness...will be a go-to book for lighthearted Bible humor and valuable life lessons, as well as a must-see movie and T.V. recommendation guide.
Download or read book Some Funny Bible Stories written by W. A. Croffut and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Good Book LP written by David Plotz and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-03-10 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many Jews and Christians, David Plotz long assumed he knew what was in the Bible. He read parts of it as a child in Hebrew school, then at-tended a Christian high school where he studied the Old and New Testaments. Many of the highlights stuck with him—Adam and Eve, Cain versus Abel, Jacob versus Esau, Jonah versus whale, forty days and nights, ten plagues and commandments, twelve tribes and apostles, Red Sea walked under, Galilee walked on, bush into fire, rock into water, water into wine. And, of course, he absorbed from all around him other bits of the Bible—from stories he heard in churches and synagogues, in movies and on television, from his parents and teachers. But it wasn't until he picked up a Bible at a cousin's bat mitzvah—and became engrossed and horrified by a lesser-known story in Genesis—that he couldn't put it down. At a time when wars are fought over scriptural interpretation, when the influence of religion on American politics has never been greater, when many Americans still believe in the Bible's literal truth, it has never been more important to get to know the Bible. Good Book is what happens when a regular guy—an average Job—actually reads the book on which his religion, his culture, and his world are based. Along the way, he grapples with the most profound theological questions: How many commandments do we actually need? Does God prefer obedience or good deeds? And the most unexpected ones: Why are so many women in the Bible prostitutes? Why does God love bald men so much? Is Samson really that stupid? Good Book is an irreverent, enthralling journey through the world's most important work of literature.
Download or read book Wild Wacky Totally True Bible Stories written by Frank E. Peretti and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous retellings of twenty-seven stories from the Old and New Testaments, grouped by such themes as jealousy, forgiveness, courage, and obedience, with advice on applying the lessons to everyday life.
Download or read book Jesus for Kids written by Alice Key and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-06-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jesus for Kids: Funny Stories" is a delightful collection of Bible stories reimagined with a twist of humor and whimsy. This beautifully illustrated book is designed to make the timeless tales of the Bible accessible and enjoyable for children while preserving the core messages and values. Each story in this collection is retold in a way that captures the imagination of young readers and imparts moral lessons through laughter and engagement. Features: Engaging Storytelling: The book uses light-hearted and humorous storytelling to engage children. The language is simple and relatable, making it easy for young readers to understand the stories and their underlying messages. Beautiful Illustrations: Inspired by the work of old masters, the illustrations in this book are rich and captivating. The artwork brings the characters and settings to life, adding depth to the storytelling. Diverse Collection of Stories: The book includes a wide range of stories from the Bible, featuring well-known characters like Jesus and the disciples. Each story is retold with a funny twist, making them memorable and enjoyable. Moral Lessons: While the stories are humorous, they also impart essential moral lessons. Through the adventures and antics of the characters, children learn about kindness, faith, humility, and other virtues. Interactive Elements: The book includes interactive elements such as questions and activities that encourage children to think and engage with the stories. Cultural Context: The book provides brief introductions to the historical and cultural context of each story. This helps children understand the background and significance of the stories. Character Profiles: Each story includes fun and informative character profiles, giving children insights into the personalities and roles of the characters in the Bible. Reflection Questions: At the end of each story, there are reflection questions that encourage children to think deeply about the lessons and how they can apply them in their own lives. Audience: "Jesus for Kids: Funny Stories" is perfect for children aged 4 to 10. It's also an excellent resource for parents, guardians, and educators who want to introduce children to the Bible in a fun and engaging way. Ideal For: Family Reading Time: This book is perfect for family reading time, allowing parents and children to bond over humorous and heartwarming stories. Sunday Schools and Religious Education: It's an excellent resource for Sunday schools and religious education programs, offering a fresh and engaging approach to teaching Bible stories. Gifts and Holidays: Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, Easter, or any special occasion, "Jesus for Kids: Funny Stories" makes for a thoughtful and cherished gift. Final Thoughts: This book is not just a collection of stories; it's an adventure through the pages of the Bible. It's a treasure that will make children laugh, think, and learn. Whether it's a gift or a valuable addition to a family's library, "Jesus for Kids: Funny Stories" will surely be cherished by young readers.
Download or read book Bible Stories written by Eleanor Hempel Pratt and published by . This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleanor Pratt's Bible Stories are for readers of all ages. Told with humor and love.
Download or read book Some Funny Bible Stories written by William Augustus Croffut and published by . This book was released on 18?? with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Big Book of Bible Skits written by Tom Boal and published by Gospel Light. This book was released on 1997-08-22 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains more than 104 seriously funny Bible story-based and topical skits for upper elementary or older kids. Useful for camp, youth group, midweek, or anytime.
Download or read book 50 Weirdest Bible Stories written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Funny Thing Happened to Me on My Way Through the Bible written by Martha Bolton and published by Lillenas Drama Resources. This book was released on 1984-09-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous sketches and monologues based on familiar Bible stories.
Download or read book A Version of Bible Stories Humorous Verse written by L. A. FANSHAWE and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Bible Reader s Joke Book written by Stephen Bramer and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 500 page book contains a collection of over 2,000 jokes, puns, humorous stories and funny sayings related to the Bible. It is arranged chronologically according to the books of the Scriptures, from Genesis to Revelation. There is also an extensive topical index included.This book is designed to help youth pastors, preachers, and teachers of the Bible to add humor to their presentations without spending considerable time searching for a joke. If you are a reader of the Bible and you enjoy humor then this Joke Book will give you hours of enjoyment.Available in both paperback and eBook formats.
Download or read book Reading the Funny Bible written by Maurice Harvey and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book If They Could Talk written by Susan J. Bruce and published by Wipf & Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2019-06-07 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In If They Could Talk, the authors ask the question: what if the animals of biblical times could talk? What would be the whale's take on swallowing Jonah? How would the scapegoat who carried away Israel's sins feel? Would the prodigal's fatted calf resent his role or be happily oblivious to it, or both? What did Balaam's donkey really think of his master? And how did the she-bears in the story of Elisha view God's provision of a feast of forty-two children? This is not a collection of sweet tales for young children. Not all of the animals (or people) in the biblical stories fared well. Many of the accounts are fun but others are serious and even confronting. One or two are bittersweet. All try to capture the essence of the biblical narrative from different animal perspectives. ""Sometimes quirky and amusing, sometimes sober and reflective, If They Could Talk is a collection of engaging stories that will help the reader take another perspective of some well-known Bible tales."" --Merideth Resce, President of Omega Writers and author of the Heart of Green Valley series ""What a fascinating idea! I've often encouraged students to approach the biblical text from the perspective of the different human characters, but never the animals. This book will open readers' eyes to engaging with the biblical text in a brand new light."" --Dr Aaron Chalmers, Lecturer in biblical studies and Head of Ministry and Theology, Tabor College Susan J Bruce is a qualified Veterinary Surgeon. She also holds a Master of Arts in Creative Writing and is well known for including an animal in almost every story and poem - even when she tries not to. Susan is the author of the e-book, Ruthless the Killer, and has had work published in several anthologies. Literati is a group of writers who live in and around Adelaide, South Australia. They have been meeting together for fifteen years. This present anthology was inspired by a plan for a book of short stories by Inklings C S Lewis and Charles Williams that unfortunately never materialized. The members of Literati thought they would take up the challenge.
Download or read book Scary Gross Weird Stories from the Bible written by Group Publishing and published by Group Publishing (Company). This book was released on 2007-12-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some of the best stories in the Bible are also some of the most unexpected and unusual. And they're not for the faint of heart. These Bible lessons truly are sick...and totally interesting! Surprise your teenagers with the "disgusting" truth! Each of the 13 easy-to-use lessons focuses on a relevant topic related to a scary, gross or weird Bible story and includes a challenging "Fear Factor"-like activity (like eating daring treats), a fun game and thought-provoking discussion questions that help teens uncover life application. These peculiar & profound lessons will grab everyone's attention! Allow one hour per lesson. Includes: 13 easy-to-use Bible lessons for teenagers Great for any time Try one during youth group time, start up a weekly study, or create a Scary, Gross, and Weird retreat. Provides a creative way to reach teens Each lesson delivers approximately one-hour of teaching
Download or read book Bible Stories with a Twist written by Paul A. Lynch and published by Revival Waves of Glory Ministries. This book was released on 2016-09-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bible Stories With A Twist Two is all about fun, excitement, and adventure. Read about your favorite biblical heroes from both the Old and New Testament with as the stories are told with a twist. This is volume 2 of the series.
Download or read book The Beltway Bible written by Eliot Nelson and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How is legislation crafted?How do you lose an election? What do “bundler,” “quorum call” and “omnibus” mean? Why do some of the White House’s most important meetings occur at a Starbucks? Why are Washington insiders obsessed with something called Jumbo Slice?What, exactly, is a “skintern?” Eliot Nelson, one of Washington’s funniest and most admired young journalists, knows how the sausage factory works and his new book, The Beltway Bible, is every citizen's must-have owner’s manual. Arranged from A to Z, The Beltway Bible provides an insider's perspective of politics and government, breaking down both into easily-digested entries on subjects like how legislation is formed, the scope of the president’s power and an overview of federal agencies. Nelson also looks at D.C.'s less-well-known power structures: the internal pecking order of White House aides, the high school cafeteria power struggles behind party invites and the petty congressional arguments over how highway on-ramps are named. The Beltway Bible makes our complex government accessible in a way that will please everyone from Jon Stewart to John Doe. Eliot Nelson’s The Beltway Bible is tailor-made for Election 2016.
