Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 2 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 2, is a comedy/horror story with a strange type of entity, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! This fun detective story from Joe KING, has plenty of humour/humor to give you something quite different to read! A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself Books 1 4 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 4 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 4: Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! I Nearly Shit Myself, are a series of books that are written for the sole purpose of humour, but not just any old humour. This series of books are aimed at readers with a warped and twisted sense of humour/humor. You have been warned. PG 18.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 3 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 3, is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself 3 is now being published as, The PLONKER with an alternative ending.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 1 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun story packed with comedy/ horror, humour and a hugely different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! Do you believe in ghosts? Bill begins to think differently as his first night shift back as a Security Guard gets off to a bumpy start and he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible during the Night Shift from hell. This book is now published as… Night Shift. Horror & Hilarity with a Banana Taste! This edition has an alternative ending.
Download or read book The BOG written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The BOG! Tales from the Funny(dark)side: The BOG! is a comedy/horror story with a very different type of entity, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! This fun detective story from Joe KING, has plenty of humour/humor to give you something very different to read! A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers, and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!
Download or read book Drive written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DRIVE: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. When Josh and his best mate Matt begin their journey home after the fun themed cowboy weekend, a more sinister plan begins to unravel and Josh finds himself in the middle of something so huge, he has no idea what is coming. With a car chase, and his medication fuelling this crazy idea Josh is after a maniac who is out to hurt people. He must now decide if the medication he is taking is causing him to think this is all in his imagination, or is this really happening, or maybe something else is happening he is yet to discover. Expect the usual Joe KING twist that you might struggle to see coming, in this psychological tale of murder and deception!
Download or read book BX 13 The Blood Game Part 2 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BX-13: The Blood Game. Part 2. Just when Frank and Sharon think their lives are now complete with the arrival of their new-born child, Shannon. All hell breaks loose when Shannon is taken. They are now left with trying to find who, and why, their baby has been kidnapped. As they investigate further into their daughter’s disappearance, they soon realise that those responsible will stop at nothing to keep what Shannon has locked inside her blood. With the help of Billy, a computer whiz kid, and Liev Malik once again finding himself caught up in something big, time is running out to find Shannon before she is let loose into a world full of people she will not stop killing. Not until all those responsible for taking something so precious from her are dead! With her abilities growing, the surprises keep coming, but no one had envisaged there could be more than just Shannon to wreak chaos on anyone foolish enough to get too close! Will she finally be free, or will she realise that her life was never going to be her own once her true potential is realised. Part 3 out now.
Download or read book The BOOK Part Two Meghan written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the birth of their daughter Meghan, William and Kate think the past is well behind them, but soon realise that it never actually went away and now, the sentinels are waiting to collect what they have always wanted from the beginning, Meghan! Just when William and Kate think they have figured out what is going on, Harry returns with some unexpected news, but can they trust him after the last time? As the mysterious happenings begin to unfold, it is clear to them that the sentinels will never leave them alone, not until they have come for what they have been waiting for. With time running out, William and Kate must make the hardest decision they will ever have to make. Run, or face the demons that they now know will never leave them alone. The BOOK is a modern-day classic ghost horror story. Joe King's twisted mind leads you on a guessing game, and just when you think you have figured it all out, you would be wrong!
Download or read book Shadow Figure Part 2 Earth Salvation written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laying strapped to the bed, Sam stares up at the ceiling listening to the distant thunder approaching. Her shaven head shows the scars she had endured. Two days have passed since anyone had come to her. Unable to hold on, Sam lays in her filth. The stench of time is within the room. Her mind has clung on to a hope for decades. Soon, Sam tells herself. Soon I will be free from this hell. He is coming for me soon and I will be free, Sam thinks to herself as the thunder approaches outside. Another hour flashes by and the thunder is close now. Soon, Sam thinks, praying for this time to end. Aches and pains in her restrained body have become unbearable but soon this will end and I will be free. Noises can be heard in the distance as the thunder wreaks its wrath on Earth. Earth's salvation is not in saving humanity. Sam understands that now. Earth has lived for four and half billion years and has come through many disastrous events. Humanity is not Salvation for the Earth Sam thinks, as the thunder is nearly at her side. Earth's salvation lies not within a person or an action of good, it is the ability to accept the path. The path is one we all choose and we have some control over but the future, there is no termination as it presides beyond our reach. We have no more control of that event than the choice we make today, Sam muses, as the thunder is upon her. Soon, Sam thinks. Soon the darkness will come for me and I will be free once more. I could live a million lifetimes more and live forever, Sam chuckles to herself. Do as you will to me but I will be free. I will live beyond…the flash of light kills those thoughts. Where is my salvation, Sam thinks, as light sears her flesh? A millisecond of time now feels like a lifetime, but there is no salvation. Sam’s final thought is the words Liev had left her. [be careful what you wish for.]
Download or read book Wasted Years Wasted Lives Volume 2 written by Ken Wharton and published by Helion and Company. This book was released on 2014-08-19 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Volume 2 does what it says on the can - it continues from where the first volume left off. It looks at the bloody years of 1978 and 1979. It covers eyewitness accounts from soldiers on the ground and there is the occasional comment from civilians who were living in the troubled province at the time. There are accounts from the IRA atrocity at the la Mon Restaurant when the terrorists used a napalm-like device to incinerate 12 innocent civilians; it includes the murder of Lord Mountbatten, hero of Burma, and some of his family and staff on his yacht in Co Sligo. It also covers the worst tragedy for the Army in Ulster, the murder of 18 soldiers at Warrenpoint. Every single troubles-related death and every major incident is covered and includes those soldiers who died in 'non-battle' incidents, the ones who are not included in the 'official' figures. The book pulls no punches and the author is outspoken in his criticism of the Irish-American community and their incredibly naïve support of the Republican terrorists who almost destroyed an entire country. The author condemns in equal measure the paramilitaries of both sides and considers the evil activities of Lenny Murphy and the 'Shankill Butchers' as bad as anything which the Provisional IRA or INLA did. The book looks at individual incidents and tries to examine the terrorist mindset and their motives for the atrocities which they carried out in the name of their communities. It supports the security forces unequivocally but renders criticism where appropriate. The book examines the role of the young soldiers from Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, indeed from every part of the UK from which these young men came. It looks at foot patrols, riot control and the daily fear and threat under which they operated for their four month or two year tours. Read carefully the words of an Irish-American who clearly is contemptuous of the way her fellow Americans almost sleepwalked into supporting the IRA from afar with the dollars which they placed so willingly into the NORAID collection jars. The level of detail and research the author goes into is phenomenal and demonstrates his commitment to continue telling the story of one of Britain's forgotten wars.
Download or read book The Child Killer written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE CHILD KILLER, is a horror that shows you what can happen if you mess with the dark side, as school teacher Lenny Thompson finds out as he stumbles on an old cursed relic, he unwittingly brings it back to life. This classic horror story also has Joe King's usual twisted sense of humour/humor. The Child Killer is set in the mid-eighties, when up and coming Police officer George Billings gets his first promotion, and a murderous crime spree that will leave him with nightmares for the rest of his life. It is his first case, and now the pressure is on to find a killer before he strikes again. With each night that passes, a new murder so gruesome is being committed, and with no clues to lead him to the killer. His instincts, and a lucky hunch, is all he has got to find whoever is butchering the innocent and unfortunate ones in this maniac’s way! There is only one thing he can be sure of. Bad things do happen to good people.
Download or read book The SIGNAL Part Two Jack written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack was born evil, but evil comes in many forms, and when it comes hidden in the form of an innocent looking young boy, it has the power to cause death to all those who dare enter his world. His eighteenth birthday is nearing, and then he will show Annabelle, the girl of dreams, the delights he has planned for her! Seven years have passed by, and Thomas and Joshua are doing well, in fact they are doing so well that people are starting to notice that these two boys are different, vastly different, but now it is time for them to shine, and soon the world will see how different they really are! Liev Malik is once again back, but this time he has been recruited for another purpose, and he is destined to go on a journey so unbelievable, his life will never be the same again! With inspector George Billings retired, and lucky to still be alive after the plane crash, he is soon back on the case that has so far left him with more questions than answers. When he is contacted by John, more of the mysteries start to unfold and the horrors that have been going on right under his nose. Will he be closer to the truth, or yet again, will the truth all be covered up? With Ava now free to roam the internet, no one is safe.
Download or read book INFECTED written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INFECTED: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. Infected, is a fun tale from Joe KING, with horror, humour/humor, and a very strange story of why rules are sometimes not meant to be broken. This story will make you think twice before going off for a secluded skinny dip! Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins!
Download or read book Flatland The Four Eighteens written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FLATLAND: The Four Eighteens, is a YA science fiction thriller with a possible future world of cyber technology at its core. Enter the Flatland at your peril. When four students on their eighteenth birthdays suddenly find themselves transported to a strange new world, they have no idea how to escape from, or how they got there. They soon realise that the world they once knew is now a thing of the past. As they put the links together why they have been chosen, they must now figure a way out of this world so fanatically unreal before this game of life and death is unplugged. AI, is out there, and closer than you might think, but when Tony, Jess, Lance, and Chris realises the truth, nothing is ever going to be the same. Will they survive? Or will they now be a part of the next generation of things to come. With the next recruit's already underway, The Four Nineteens will soon be joining them on a quest so out of this world, nothing could prepare them for the battle they must all face!
Download or read book The Sausage Man written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gavin Granger relocates to Tameworth to sell his brand of sausage, little did he realise that things were going to take a turn for the worse, and the better, in this short tale of humour and a mild dose of horror. For years, Gavin had been selling his exotic sausage from his pitch up North, but as things got a little hairy and trade took a tumble, Tameworth was his choice of relocation. With a newfound zeal to sell his special brand of sausage from his van and his new pitch, things were going well until the locals began to suspect there was more to his sausage than just the porky variety. As things escalate out of his control, and the police sniff round his sausage, Gavin must come up with a plan to get out of this mess that is mounting up and fast. With his livelihood in jeopardy once more, rumours soon begin to take on a life of their own as two local business he has had dealings with mysteriously disappear, causing Gavin to rethink his exotic brand of sausage with his secret ingredient in and come up with a plan that keeps his dream of selling his sausage alive! With local pets going missing, fingers soon point to one man and his sausage. Will Gavin find a way out of this mess or will his small sausage business get shafted? Determined to survive, there was only one way forward for Gavin the sausage man. More.
Download or read book The Magic Mushroom written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Magic Mushroom: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. Down in the deepest, darkest, parts of the Borneo jungle, Joanne and Willy Foreskin were looking for the next big discovery in the botanical world. They had recently graduated from university and as a combined honeymoon, come holiday, this was their perfect getaway. For the last five years they had been studying hard and were now excited to finally be in a place to discover something so amazing, it would make them superstars in the botanical world overnight, but after the first night, they soon realised that things were not going to plan. When things get out of control a special fungus is let loose into the modern world, with explosive consequences! Mark Malkin, and his OCD take a funny turn when he accidently gets given a mushroom so unique, it can bring on the worst side effect known to man. A fart so fowl, it literally can cause instant panic, but as Mark finds out, the worst is yet to come, from the magic mushroom!
